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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London

Good evening everyone...Its the last fab lounge bar of 2018 so why not stop by for a drink or two,have a mingle and boogie on the dance floor and also request a song on the jukebox? Newbies and lurkers are always very welcome here.

what can i get you to drink and play on the jukebox?...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chablis please. I'm feeling rather mellow this evening.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Chablis please. I'm feeling rather mellow this evening. "

Actually, change that to a Chiraz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

play some soul / blues and pull me a jd and double plz then send in the dancing girls x

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Chablis please. I'm feeling rather mellow this evening. "

Good evening TheVirginMary...

As your first in tonight your glass of Chablis is on the house.

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London

Changing the Chablis to a Shiraz!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some lovely ale or an IPA please ... need a cheering up

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"play some soul / blues and pull me a jd and double plz then send in the dancing girls x"

Good evening wantitnow...

One double JD and cola coming right up..

The dancing girls should be on after midnight!

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pNj9bXKGOiI

Luthor Van Dross - Never too much.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good evening handsome I shall have pimms please I hope you are well and had a fantastic day xx

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Some lovely ale or an IPA please ... need a cheering up "

Good evening Lou...

A pint of IPA coming right up....

What song can i play for you on the jukebox to cheer you up?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good evening lovely Ash, pink Gin for me please with a little splash of tonic.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Appletise

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

IPA please barkeep

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Good evening handsome I shall have pimms please I hope you are well and had a fantastic day xx"

Good evening lovely Kat...

One pimms coming right up for you...

I'm well thanks and have had a relaxing day.

what can i play for you on jukebox tonight? x

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

A very tall glass full of ice, line and water. With a straw please.

Gun 'Favourite Pleasures'

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By *eplicant JoWoman
over a year ago

Sussex countryside

A nice London Dry gin with lemon tonic please

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"A very tall glass full of ice, line and water. With a straw please.

Gun 'Favourite Pleasures' "

*lime

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Good evening lovely Ash, pink Gin for me please with a little splash of tonic. "

Good evening Lorna..One pink Gin coming up with a splash of tonic...

Did you manage to get out for your supplies? x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening handsome I shall have pimms please I hope you are well and had a fantastic day xx

Good evening lovely Kat...

One pimms coming right up for you...

I'm well thanks and have had a relaxing day.

what can i play for you on jukebox tonight? x"

Thanks sweetie and can I have a song that involves getting up close and personal please xx

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Appletise"

Good evening Electric...

One Appletise coming right up...

Any requests for the jukebox?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening lovely Ash, pink Gin for me please with a little splash of tonic.

Good evening Lorna..One pink Gin coming up with a splash of tonic...

Did you manage to get out for your supplies? x"

Well thank you.

Yes I did ta. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh and I'm pleased you have had a relaxing day xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Large glass of red please x

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"IPA please barkeep "

Good evening Polar Bear...

A pint of IPA coming right up sir...

what can i play for you on jukebox?

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Evening Ash

I'll start with tea please if I may - Early Grey, white, no sugar. I might come back later for a proper drink

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"A very tall glass full of ice, line and water. With a straw please.

Gun 'Favourite Pleasures' "

Good evening Kinky Minx....

One tall glass full of ice,lime and water coming right up...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFFYzg3IvTI

Gun - Favourite Pleasures.

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

Nice crisp gin over crushed ice with tonic and a few berries, please.

A little Aaron Neville would be nice on the old box.

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"A nice London Dry gin with lemon tonic please "

Good evening replicantJo

One London dry gin and tonic with lemon coming right up...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"IPA please barkeep

Good evening Polar Bear...

A pint of IPA coming right up sir...

what can i play for you on jukebox?"

Cheers - got any Primal Scream?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

wow as Russ said what an atmosphere lol think I love it in this bar / club look at all the sexy people all having a drink and cool music what more could you want ? any play rooms ?

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

..

Evening Ash. I hope you’ve had a good Christmas.

Please may I have a raspberry gin with lots of ice in a pretty glass?

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Good evening handsome I shall have pimms please I hope you are well and had a fantastic day xx

Good evening lovely Kat...

One pimms coming right up for you...

I'm well thanks and have had a relaxing day.

what can i play for you on jukebox tonight? x

Thanks sweetie and can I have a song that involves getting up close and personal please xx"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yG07WSu7Q9w

Simply Red - Holding back the years.

Are you ready for a smooch? x

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Large glass of red please x"

Good evening Red Velvet...

One large glass of Spanish Rioja coming right up...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening handsome I shall have pimms please I hope you are well and had a fantastic day xx

Good evening lovely Kat...

One pimms coming right up for you...

I'm well thanks and have had a relaxing day.

what can i play for you on jukebox tonight? x

Thanks sweetie and can I have a song that involves getting up close and personal please xx

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yG07WSu7Q9w

Simply Red - Holding back the years.

Are you ready for a smooch? x"

Hhhhhmmmmm perfect xx

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Evening Ash

I'll start with tea please if I may - Early Grey, white, no sugar. I might come back later for a proper drink "

Good evening Diamond...

One earl grey tea white with no sugar coming right up...

I have some Hendricks Gin waiting for you if you come back later

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Nice crisp gin over crushed ice with tonic and a few berries, please.

A little Aaron Neville would be nice on the old box."

Good evening _icentious

One crisp gin over crushed ice with tonic and berries coming right up....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rv_UW8sHsWE

Aaron Neville - Tell it like it is

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"IPA please barkeep

Good evening Polar Bear...

A pint of IPA coming right up sir...

what can i play for you on jukebox?

Cheers - got any Primal Scream?"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wWUC2-ypnDQ

Primal Scream - Moving on up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok- I'll get my own drink then!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Large glass of red please x

Good evening Red Velvet...

One large glass of Spanish Rioja coming right up..."

He got you it already xx

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Evening Ash. I hope you’ve had a good Christmas.

Please may I have a raspberry gin with lots of ice in a pretty glass? "

Good evening lovely Babs...

I had a good Xmas thanks with family.

One raspberry gin with lots of ice in a pretty glass coming right up...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yf_Lwe6p-Cg

Wham - Everything she wants

I'll come and join you on the dance floor! x

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By *ost SockMan
over a year ago

West Wales and Cardiff

*walks nervously into Fab bar for the first time, orders a water, nods at the couple of Fabbers he knows online and sits shyly in the corner*

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills


"Nice crisp gin over crushed ice with tonic and a few berries, please.

A little Aaron Neville would be nice on the old box.

Good evening _icentious

One crisp gin over crushed ice with tonic and berries coming right up....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rv_UW8sHsWE

Aaron Neville - Tell it like it is"

Monkey 47? And thank you.

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By *hispers-40Woman
over a year ago

up the garden path

Good evening op could I have a a pint of larger and a packet of scratings for the dog please hope you’ve save me a seat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok- I'll get my own drink then! "

Red Velvet, I am at the bar, what can I get you?

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"*walks nervously into Fab bar for the first time, orders a water, nods at the couple of Fabbers he knows online and sits shyly in the corner*

"

Good evening Lost Sock..

welcome to the fab bar!..One water coming right up...Still or sparkling?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok- I'll get my own drink then! "

I'm on my way to buy yours now. What is your choice?

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Good evening op could I have a a pint of larger and a packet of scratings for the dog please hope you’ve save me a seat "

Good evening whispers...

One pint of larger and a packet of pork scratchings coming right up for the dog!...Have saved you a seat at the bar x

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Ok- I'll get my own drink then!

Red Velvet, I am at the bar, what can I get you?"

I already served Red Velvet a while back!

what can i get for you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*walks nervously into Fab bar for the first time, orders a water, nods at the couple of Fabbers he knows online and sits shyly in the corner*

"

Would you like some company xx

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

..


"Evening Ash. I hope you’ve had a good Christmas.

Please may I have a raspberry gin with lots of ice in a pretty glass?

Good evening lovely Babs...

I had a good Xmas thanks with family.

One raspberry gin with lots of ice in a pretty glass coming right up...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yf_Lwe6p-Cg

Wham - Everything she wants

I'll come and join you on the dance floor! x"

Thanks Ash. You can’t go wrong with a bit of Wham

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Good evening handsome I shall have pimms please I hope you are well and had a fantastic day xx

Good evening lovely Kat...

One pimms coming right up for you...

I'm well thanks and have had a relaxing day.

what can i play for you on jukebox tonight? x

Thanks sweetie and can I have a song that involves getting up close and personal please xx

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yG07WSu7Q9w

Simply Red - Holding back the years.

Are you ready for a smooch? x

Hhhhhmmmmm perfect xx"

Thanks Kat...It was lovely x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening handsome I shall have pimms please I hope you are well and had a fantastic day xx

Good evening lovely Kat...

One pimms coming right up for you...

I'm well thanks and have had a relaxing day.

what can i play for you on jukebox tonight? x

Thanks sweetie and can I have a song that involves getting up close and personal please xx

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yG07WSu7Q9w

Simply Red - Holding back the years.

Are you ready for a smooch? x

Hhhhhmmmmm perfect xx

Thanks Kat...It was lovely x"

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Ok- I'll get my own drink then!

I'm on my way to buy yours now. What is your choice? "

Good evening m8...

what can i get for you at the bar?

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By *hispers-40Woman
over a year ago

up the garden path


"Good evening op could I have a a pint of larger and a packet of scratings for the dog please hope you’ve save me a seat

Good evening whispers...

One pint of larger and a packet of pork scratchings coming right up for the dog!...Have saved you a seat at the bar x"

Thanks very much

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Good evening op could I have a a pint of larger and a packet of scratings for the dog please hope you’ve save me a seat

Good evening whispers...

One pint of larger and a packet of pork scratchings coming right up for the dog!...Have saved you a seat at the bar x

Thanks very much "

you're welcome..It was lovely to see you at the fab bar this evening..

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

Could I get a double vodka with a splash of vodka please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Could I get a double vodka with a splash of vodka please. "

Me too sounds like a great starter

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By *queegeeMan
over a year ago

northampton

Can I please have a _queegee juice ?

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By *ost SockMan
over a year ago

West Wales and Cardiff


"*walks nervously into Fab bar for the first time, orders a water, nods at the couple of Fabbers he knows online and sits shyly in the corner*

Good evening Lost Sock..

welcome to the fab bar!..One water coming right up...Still or sparkling? "

Sparkling mun

Not very rock n roll these days

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Could I get a double vodka with a splash of vodka please. "

Good evening _educed...

A Double vodka coming right up....

what can i play for you on the jukebox?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll have a cocktail please, an old fashion.. Thanks kindly.

Newbie saying hi

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"A very tall glass full of ice, line and water. With a straw please.

Gun 'Favourite Pleasures'

Good evening Kinky Minx....

One tall glass full of ice,lime and water coming right up...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFFYzg3IvTI

Gun - Favourite Pleasures.

"

I followed the link for some dumb reason. Am now back from my 'moon landings didn't happen, the aliens are coming and the end of the world is night after WWIII' detour

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By *ddibleMan
over a year ago

Exeter Bristol Salisbury

As I'm back from a bit of break I guess it's my round, what's everybody having?

Did every have a great Christmas????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll take a g&t please

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Could I get a double vodka with a splash of vodka please.

Me too sounds like a great starter"

Good evening Mr Happy...

One double vodka for you also coming right up...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Grey goose, straight.

I’ll have the full bottle please.

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"*walks nervously into Fab bar for the first time, orders a water, nods at the couple of Fabbers he knows online and sits shyly in the corner*

Good evening Lost Sock..

welcome to the fab bar!..One water coming right up...Still or sparkling?

Sparkling mun

Not very rock n roll these days "

Nothing wrong with just having a sparkling water and a mingle...Kat is waiting to have a chat with you over at the bar...

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"I'll have a cocktail please, an old fashion.. Thanks kindly.

Newbie saying hi"

Good evening D and welcome to the fab bar...One old fashioned cocktail coming right up...

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"A very tall glass full of ice, line and water. With a straw please.

Gun 'Favourite Pleasures'

Good evening Kinky Minx....

One tall glass full of ice,lime and water coming right up...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFFYzg3IvTI

Gun - Favourite Pleasures.

I followed the link for some dumb reason. Am now back from my 'moon landings didn't happen, the aliens are coming and the end of the world is night after WWIII' detour "

Its sounds like you could do with another drink Kinky!...Was there any mention of a virus breaking out and everyone turning into zombies?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening Ash, I’ll have a large white wine please x

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"I’ll take a g&t please "

I can fix one for you

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham


"Could I get a double vodka with a splash of vodka please.

Good evening _educed...

A Double vodka coming right up....

what can i play for you on the jukebox?"

I'd like a bit of Patrick Topping please. I wanna dance.

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"As I'm back from a bit of break I guess it's my round, what's everybody having?

Did every have a great Christmas????"

That's very generous of you Eddible..I'll have a brandy and cola thank you..

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"Its sounds like you could do with another drink Kinky!...Was there any mention of a virus breaking out and everyone turning into zombies?"

I avoided them, didn't want to watch anything crazy

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"I’ll take a g&t please "

Good evening merryone...

One Gin and Tonic coming right up...

I think Kinky Minx is offering to buy it for you...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are there cocktails?? Please say yes....

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Grey goose, straight.

I’ll have the full bottle please. "

Good evening bathtimefun..

One bottle of grey goose coming right up!

It sounds like you're thirsty?!

Can i play a tune for you on the jukebox?

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By *adeiteWoman
over a year ago

Staffordshire

Could I please get a double Parma violet gin with lemonade

And as for music I quite fancy a bit of queen. Djs choice.

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"I’ll take a g&t please

Good evening merryone...

One Gin and Tonic coming right up...

I think Kinky Minx is offering to buy it for you... "

Buy? I want to mix it for him, in person

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rum and please

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By *ost SockMan
over a year ago

West Wales and Cardiff


"*walks nervously into Fab bar for the first time, orders a water, nods at the couple of Fabbers he knows online and sits shyly in the corner*

Good evening Lost Sock..

welcome to the fab bar!..One water coming right up...Still or sparkling?

Sparkling mun

Not very rock n roll these days

Nothing wrong with just having a sparkling water and a mingle...Kat is waiting to have a chat with you over at the bar..."

*looks round nervously for Kat*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok- I'll get my own drink then!

Red Velvet, I am at the bar, what can I get you?

I already served Red Velvet a while back!

what can i get for you?"

So you did! Cheers!

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Evening Ash, I’ll have a large white wine please x "

Good evening lovely Angie...

One large white wine coming right up...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L0CVoFsUhC4

Earth wind and fire - Fantasy

Will come and join you on the dance floor x

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"Rum and please "

Marmite?

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Ok- I'll get my own drink then!

Red Velvet, I am at the bar, what can I get you?

I already served Red Velvet a while back!

what can i get for you?

So you did! Cheers!"

your'e welcome...fancy another one?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*walks nervously into Fab bar for the first time, orders a water, nods at the couple of Fabbers he knows online and sits shyly in the corner*

Good evening Lost Sock..

welcome to the fab bar!..One water coming right up...Still or sparkling?

Sparkling mun

Not very rock n roll these days

Nothing wrong with just having a sparkling water and a mingle...Kat is waiting to have a chat with you over at the bar...

*looks round nervously for Kat*

"

***Waves***

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By *ommickMan
over a year ago

cork

Got any brewdog? Bag of cheese and onion please one for yourself stick some red hot chillies on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening Ash, I’ll have a large white wine please x

Good evening lovely Angie...

One large white wine coming right up...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L0CVoFsUhC4

Earth wind and fire - Fantasy

Will come and join you on the dance floor x"

Lovely thanks, and great we will have a dance together x

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By *ost SockMan
over a year ago

West Wales and Cardiff


"*walks nervously into Fab bar for the first time, orders a water, nods at the couple of Fabbers he knows online and sits shyly in the corner*

Good evening Lost Sock..

welcome to the fab bar!..One water coming right up...Still or sparkling?

Sparkling mun

Not very rock n roll these days

Nothing wrong with just having a sparkling water and a mingle...Kat is waiting to have a chat with you over at the bar...

*looks round nervously for Kat*

***Waves***"

Ah, there you are. That’s a relief (bad joke/pun)

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over a year ago


"Grey goose, straight.

I’ll have the full bottle please.

Good evening bathtimefun..

One bottle of grey goose coming right up!

It sounds like you're thirsty?!

Can i play a tune for you on the jukebox?"

Lovely

John Mayer ‘Come when I call’

Let’s keep it mellow

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over a year ago

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Could I get a double vodka with a splash of vodka please.

Good evening _educed...

A Double vodka coming right up....

what can i play for you on the jukebox?

I'd like a bit of Patrick Topping please. I wanna dance. "

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D7-DIrje0Fw&list=PLqH00oDX0bzvum6D6cEdi9eh04BSF3lVL

Patrick Topping - Voicemail

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ll take a g&t please

Good evening merryone...

One Gin and Tonic coming right up...

I think Kinky Minx is offering to buy it for you...

Buy? I want to mix it for him, in person "

Will do it slowly?

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Are there cocktails?? Please say yes...."

Good evening Marypoppins..

yes i also mix cocktails!..what can i make for you?

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over a year ago

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Could I please get a double Parma violet gin with lemonade

And as for music I quite fancy a bit of queen. Djs choice. "

Good evening pierced...

Double parma violet gin with lemonade coming right up...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a01QQZyl-_I&list=PLeoBVKHKNsGriWnBb7u2FrwRC-izVytZg

Queen - Under pressure

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"I’ll take a g&t please

Good evening merryone...

One Gin and Tonic coming right up...

I think Kinky Minx is offering to buy it for you...

Buy? I want to mix it for him, in person "

you better come behind the bar then and mix it for him slowly then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*walks nervously into Fab bar for the first time, orders a water, nods at the couple of Fabbers he knows online and sits shyly in the corner*

Good evening Lost Sock..

welcome to the fab bar!..One water coming right up...Still or sparkling?

Sparkling mun

Not very rock n roll these days

Nothing wrong with just having a sparkling water and a mingle...Kat is waiting to have a chat with you over at the bar...

*looks round nervously for Kat*

***Waves***

Ah, there you are. That’s a relief (bad joke/pun) "

Bahahaaaaa you remembered xx

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Rum and please "

Good evening avanibble..

One Rum and cola coming right up...

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By *eastonuMan
over a year ago

nr Manchester

Would love a vodka and stick a bit of bonjovi onplease, superman tonight if you have it if not a bit of always.

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Got any brewdog? Bag of cheese and onion please one for yourself stick some red hot chillies on"

Good evening _ommick...

One brewdog and a packet of cheese and onion crisps coming right up...

I'll have another brandy thank you.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GLvohMXgcBo

Red Hot Chilli peppers - Under The Bridge

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

Gin please, I quite fancy a rhubard one with ginger ale tonight x

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Grey goose, straight.

I’ll have the full bottle please.

Good evening bathtimefun..

One bottle of grey goose coming right up!

It sounds like you're thirsty?!

Can i play a tune for you on the jukebox?

Lovely

John Mayer ‘Come when I call’

Let’s keep it mellow "

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CYH2mHOlKvk

John Meyer - Come when i call.

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"I’ll take a g&t please

Good evening merryone...

One Gin and Tonic coming right up...

I think Kinky Minx is offering to buy it for you...

Buy? I want to mix it for him, in person

you better come behind the bar then and mix it for him slowly then "

Not sure I can, I'm on my way to Cardiff

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Would love a vodka and stick a bit of bonjovi onplease, superman tonight if you have it if not a bit of always. "

Good evening _eastonu

One vodka coming right up...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y9k-k8609go

BonJovi - Superman tonight

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Gin please, I quite fancy a rhubard one with ginger ale tonight x"

Good evening Phoenix...

One rhubarb Gin with Ginger ale coming right up...

what can i play for you on the jukebox this evening?

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London

Lorna's jukebox request x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ps2Jc28tQrw

Robin S - Show me love.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mulled wine for me, please Ash having a good evening?

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Mulled wine for me, please Ash having a good evening?"

Good evening Jessica..

A glass of Mulled wine coming right up...Its been a busy couple of hours in the fab bar tonight!

what song are we dancing too this evening?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mulled wine for me, please Ash having a good evening?

Good evening Jessica..

A glass of Mulled wine coming right up...Its been a busy couple of hours in the fab bar tonight!

what song are we dancing too this evening?"

Hips don't lie just as Shakira says yummy warm beverage is needed after all my travels this week! Cheers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oh can i get a drink please

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"I’ll take a g&t please

Good evening merryone...

One Gin and Tonic coming right up...

I think Kinky Minx is offering to buy it for you...

Buy? I want to mix it for him, in person

you better come behind the bar then and mix it for him slowly then

Not sure I can, I'm on my way to Cardiff "

The bar will be open again next week so invite him for a drink.

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Mulled wine for me, please Ash having a good evening?

Good evening Jessica..

A glass of Mulled wine coming right up...Its been a busy couple of hours in the fab bar tonight!

what song are we dancing too this evening?

Hips don't lie just as Shakira says yummy warm beverage is needed after all my travels this week! Cheers "

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DUT5rEU6pqM

I love watching Shakira's hips!

Please don't bring any snow back with you!

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"oh can i get a drink please"

Good evening Duracell

What can i get for you tonight?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Back again. X

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By *wingfellowMan
over a year ago

my own little sanctuary

I’ll take a woo woo and the promise by tracy chapman please sir

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Back again. X"

Hi Lorna...fancy another pink gin? x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*heads straight to dance floor.

*struts stuff

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By *ost SockMan
over a year ago

West Wales and Cardiff

Sorry - my first visit had been affected by utsude distractions and have to head to another (far less classy) pub to meet old friends now.

It’s nice I. Here - will mingle better next time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Back again. X

Hi Lorna...fancy another pink gin? x"

Always.

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By *ost SockMan
over a year ago

West Wales and Cardiff

I’m not d*unk, though the last message suggests otherwise

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"Not sure I can, I'm on my way to Cardiff

The bar will be open again next week so invite him for a drink. "

I often do

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"I’ll take a woo woo and the promise by tracy chapman please sir "

You're back?

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"I’m not d*unk, though the last message proves otherwise "

FTFY

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m not d*unk, though the last message suggests otherwise "

Have fun xc

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Evening Ash

I'll start with tea please if I may - Early Grey, white, no sugar. I might come back later for a proper drink

Good evening Diamond...

One earl grey tea white with no sugar coming right up...

I have some Hendricks Gin waiting for you if you come back later "

Thank you Ash ...A large bottle? I mean a £60 size lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will bring some snow in a mobile freezer with me, Ash and throw it on your bar

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By *wingfellowMan
over a year ago

my own little sanctuary


"I’ll take a woo woo and the promise by tracy chapman please sir

You're back? "

Back on the forums but that’s it not many on this site over here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"I’ll take a woo woo and the promise by tracy chapman please sir "

Good evening _wingfellow

One woo woo coming right up...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XcfswBZpSBU

Tracy Chapman - The Promise

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A rum and , but without the rum for me tonight.

Cheers.

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"I’ll take a woo woo and the promise by tracy chapman please sir

You're back?

Back on the forums but that’s it not many on this site over here"

You've emigrated?

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"*heads straight to dance floor.

*struts stuff "

Good evening Pierced...

What do you fancy to drink after all that dancing?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A rum and , but without the rum for me tonight.

Cheers. "

Haha. It blocked me from using the word of the regular soft drink which you add to rum.

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Back again. X

Hi Lorna...fancy another pink gin? x

Always. "

Another pink gin coming right up...

Are you going to join me on the dance floor? x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*heads straight to dance floor.

*struts stuff

Good evening Pierced...

What do you fancy to drink after all that dancing?!"

Red bull please. This dancing malarkey is knackering. *shuffles feet.

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Evening Ash

I'll start with tea please if I may - Early Grey, white, no sugar. I might come back later for a proper drink

Good evening Diamond...

One earl grey tea white with no sugar coming right up...

I have some Hendricks Gin waiting for you if you come back later

Thank you Ash ...A large bottle? I mean a £60 size lol "

I thought you might need a large drink especially after Norwich lost at home to Derby!

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton

Evening Ash and all.

I had a few too many last night, so please can I have a large coffee? Thank you kindly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pint of bitter, shot of twisted!

Korn - freak on a lady on the jb please

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By *unniebee1970Woman
over a year ago

The Hive

Bourbon and .

Man o you-shaka ponk.

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By *unniebee1970Woman
over a year ago

The Hive

* cola

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ash another drink please xx

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"I will bring some snow in a mobile freezer with me, Ash and throw it on your bar "

I might have to ban you from the bar if you throw any snow balls at me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Back again. X

Hi Lorna...fancy another pink gin? x

Always.

Another pink gin coming right up...

Are you going to join me on the dance floor? x"

Well that is an offer a girl cannot refuse.

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"A rum and , but without the rum for me tonight.

Cheers. "

Good evening Mr Nice..

One cola without rum coming right up!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"oh can i get a drink please

Good evening Duracell

What can i get for you tonight?"

something with a kick

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"*heads straight to dance floor.

*struts stuff

Good evening Pierced...

What do you fancy to drink after all that dancing?!

Red bull please. This dancing malarkey is knackering. *shuffles feet."

One Red Bull to give you wings coming right up!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are there cocktails?? Please say yes....

Good evening Marypoppins..

yes i also mix cocktails!..what can i make for you?"

Oh thank god. I’ll have a frozen strawberry anything please...

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Evening Ash and all.

I had a few too many last night, so please can I have a large coffee? Thank you kindly "

Good evening Northants...

One large coffee coming right up...It sounds like you need it!

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By *eastonuMan
over a year ago

nr Manchester

Could I have another vodka and leave the bottle

I'll be in the corner listening to some more bonjovi Saturday night is about right tonight

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Pint of bitter, shot of twisted!

Korn - freak on a lady on the jb please "

Good evening Zero...

One pint of bitter coming right up...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jRGrNDV2mKc

Korn - Freak on a leash.

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton


"Evening Ash and all.

I had a few too many last night, so please can I have a large coffee? Thank you kindly

Good evening Northants...

One large coffee coming right up...It sounds like you need it!"

Thank you. If I doze off give me a nudge

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Bourbon and .

Man o you-shaka ponk. "

Good evening Hunniebee...

One Bourbon and cola coming right up...

sorry dont have your music request on jukebox.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I will bring some snow in a mobile freezer with me, Ash and throw it on your bar

I might have to ban you from the bar if you throw any snow balls at me "

You wouldn't have a snow ball fight with me?

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Ash another drink please xx"

Hi Kat...Another Pimms comming right up x

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Back again. X

Hi Lorna...fancy another pink gin? x

Always.

Another pink gin coming right up...

Are you going to join me on the dance floor? x

Well that is an offer a girl cannot refuse. "

I'm ready when you are x

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"oh can i get a drink please

Good evening Duracell

What can i get for you tonight?

something with a kick

"

How about a few shots of Tequila?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ash another drink please xx

Hi Kat...Another Pimms comming right up x"

Thanks do you want me to collect some glasses xx

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Are there cocktails?? Please say yes....

Good evening Marypoppins..

yes i also mix cocktails!..what can i make for you?

Oh thank god. I’ll have a frozen strawberry anything please...

"

One frozen strawberry daiquiri cocktail comeing right up...

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Could I have another vodka and leave the bottle

I'll be in the corner listening to some more bonjovi Saturday night is about right tonight"

Will leave you the bottle of vodka at the bar not the corner as its good to mingle.

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"I will bring some snow in a mobile freezer with me, Ash and throw it on your bar

I might have to ban you from the bar if you throw any snow balls at me

You wouldn't have a snow ball fight with me? "

I'd love to have a snowball fight with you outside any time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Back again. X

Hi Lorna...fancy another pink gin? x

Always.

Another pink gin coming right up...

Are you going to join me on the dance floor? x

Well that is an offer a girl cannot refuse.

I'm ready when you are x"

always ready for you my lovely.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Ash another drink please xx

Hi Kat...Another Pimms comming right up x

Thanks do you want me to collect some glasses xx"

yes please Kat..I haven't time yet to collect any glasses since the bar opened x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ash another drink please xx

Hi Kat...Another Pimms comming right up x

Thanks do you want me to collect some glasses xx

yes please Kat..I haven't time yet to collect any glasses since the bar opened x "

On it xx

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Back again. X

Hi Lorna...fancy another pink gin? x

Always.

Another pink gin coming right up...

Are you going to join me on the dance floor? x

Well that is an offer a girl cannot refuse.

I'm ready when you are x

always ready for you my lovely. "

Can we have a smooch to a slow number? x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Back again. X

Hi Lorna...fancy another pink gin? x

Always.

Another pink gin coming right up...

Are you going to join me on the dance floor? x

Well that is an offer a girl cannot refuse.

I'm ready when you are x

always ready for you my lovely.

Can we have a smooch to a slow number? x"

I wouldn't rule it out. xx

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Ash another drink please xx

Hi Kat...Another Pimms comming right up x

Thanks do you want me to collect some glasses xx

yes please Kat..I haven't time yet to collect any glasses since the bar opened x

On it xx"

Thanks lovely..I'm just going to have a break and a bite to eat...will be back in 20 mins..might have to start another thread! x

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Evening Ash and all.

I had a few too many last night, so please can I have a large coffee? Thank you kindly

Good evening Northants...

One large coffee coming right up...It sounds like you need it!

Thank you. If I doze off give me a nudge "

Thought would give you a nudge as saw you dozing off!

Can i play a song for you on jukebox to wake you up?

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By *adlyDeeplyCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

Can we have some Barry White please? Then we’ll buy the next round.. xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Suddy & Red and a Jack & Coke fot us pretty please

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Back again. X

Hi Lorna...fancy another pink gin? x

Always.

Another pink gin coming right up...

Are you going to join me on the dance floor? x

Well that is an offer a girl cannot refuse.

I'm ready when you are x

always ready for you my lovely.

Can we have a smooch to a slow number? x

I wouldn't rule it out. xx"

shall we have a slow one while its quiet? x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I fancy a bit of Savage Garden I haven't listened to any of their stuff for ages.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Back again. X

Hi Lorna...fancy another pink gin? x

Always.

Another pink gin coming right up...

Are you going to join me on the dance floor? x

Well that is an offer a girl cannot refuse.

I'm ready when you are x

always ready for you my lovely.

Can we have a smooch to a slow number? x

I wouldn't rule it out. xx

shall we have a slow one while its quiet? x"

Why not, I always like a slow one.

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Can we have some Barry White please? Then we’ll buy the next round.. xx "

Good evening Madlydeeply...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x0I6mhZ5wMw

Barry White - Cant get enough of your love

Thats very kind to buy a round of drinks

will open another fab bar thread when this one finishes.

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton


"Evening Ash and all.

I had a few too many last night, so please can I have a large coffee? Thank you kindly

Good evening Northants...

One large coffee coming right up...It sounds like you need it!

Thank you. If I doze off give me a nudge

Thought would give you a nudge as saw you dozing off!

Can i play a song for you on jukebox to wake you up? "

I was just resting my eyes

A bit of savage garden as recently requested would be spiffing

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