FabSwingers.com forum: Overlooked again!

By *otlovefun42 OP Couple
over a year ago

Costa Blanca Spain...

Well it's New Year honours list time again and they've missed me out AGAIN.

Over 30 years in the swinging lifestyle and always happy to help fellow swingers with any info I can give.

Surely that should be at least worth a fucking MBE for services to swinging.

For fucks sake, Southgate just got one for wearing a fucking waistcoat.

If Palin can get a fucking Knighthood for wearing a suit of armour and banging Coconut shells together pretending to be on a fucking horse then I should get at least the same plus a fucking blow job off Kate.

And what's all this about Twiggy? A Dame for a few daft haircuts that were so long ago England hadn't even won the World Cup plus a comeback advertising M&S knickers to your Grannie. FFS.

Every fucking civil servant that can push paper around for 25 years can get one these days, and don't get me on the bankers. If they can get knighthood for fucking everyone then what about all the people I've helped to get a fuck? Does that count for nothing?

Rant over.

Happy New Year everyone.

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Fucking MBE is heading your way. Kneel......

Yours,

The Queen xx

p.s. This is my secret profile. Don't tell anyone.

By *otlovefun42 OP Couple
over a year ago

Costa Blanca Spain...

"A Fucking MBE is heading your way. Kneel......

Yours,

The Queen xx

p.s. This is my secret profile. Don't tell anyone.

Thank you Maam.

It would be much more fun if you did the Kneeling though.