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By *gnitemybody OP Woman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

A man.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What kind

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Sausages

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you won’t find any here

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By *gnitemybody OP Woman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"What kind"

You Sam you...

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

A bacon and egg roll and a coffee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bacon sandwich , chai latte and a fine woman that will bring it to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What kind

You Sam you..."

I’m not a man

I’m a machine

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By *gnitemybody OP Woman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Sausages "

Oh yes I like my men to come complete with sausages as well,wink wink.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bacon sandwich , chai latte and a fine woman that will bring it to me"

get in the kitchen bitch

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By *essandpatCouple
over a year ago

chester

Breakfast in bed would be nice x

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By *hunkyThighsMan
over a year ago

Gloucester

A DM

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Sausages

Oh yes I like my men to come complete with sausages as well,wink wink."

Preferably not a cocktail.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My-filthy-FB-kinky-Copper

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By *ilth500Man
over a year ago

Merseyside

my booze delivery to arrive before 11 so i dont have to unload it...

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By *heekyFlirtyCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Stockport

Chocolate cake

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By *gnitemybody OP Woman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"What kind

You Sam you...

I’m not a man

I’m a machine "

A machine of a man Sam a machine of a man.

I appear to be stuck on repeat.

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

A hot tub, a massage and some pain killers.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"A hot tub, a massage and some pain killers.

What's done?

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By *gnitemybody OP Woman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

God sakes people can you just concentrate on my needs,I didn't ask what YOU all wanted.

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

Simple tastes, a coffee will do nicely. With good company, even better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A snuggle with the Mrs. Not brave enough to wake her though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't

my under floor heating isn't warm enough yet lol the marble is far too cold

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"What kind"

What flavour?

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By *gnitemybody OP Woman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Sausages

Oh yes I like my men to come complete with sausages as well,wink wink.

Preferably not a cocktail."

Definitely not a cocktail Honey.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"God sakes people can you just concentrate on my needs,I didn't ask what YOU all wanted."

Ok ok. What do you need? Is it more than something you want?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coffee

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Sausages

Oh yes I like my men to come complete with sausages as well,wink wink.

Preferably not a cocktail.

Definitely not a cocktail Honey."

Or a savaloy with that little bit of skin at the end

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By *ickedwillyCouple
over a year ago

Bangor

A bi man for the wife

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By *gnitemybody OP Woman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"God sakes people can you just concentrate on my needs,I didn't ask what YOU all wanted.

Ok ok. What do you need? Is it more than something you want?"

Thankyou! Well it has to be a certain type of man...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A man."
any particular flavour?

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By *gnitemybody OP Woman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Sausages

Oh yes I like my men to come complete with sausages as well,wink wink.

Preferably not a cocktail.

Definitely not a cocktail Honey.

Or a savaloy with that little bit of skin at the end

You're killing it for me now,stop!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A hot man next to me in bed of course!

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By *gnitemybody OP Woman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"A man.any particular flavour?"

Honey flavoured.

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"A hot tub, a massage and some pain killers.

What's done?"

My back.

I'm getting no sleep and niether is Fox so we're both grumpy motherfuckers.

I should have added Jason Mamoa and Henry Cavill to the wish list for her as I'm feck all use right now.

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"A man."

I'll have one of those, between my thighs please!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Massage would be great about now

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

I desire for this cough to bugger off!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Massage would be great about now"

I'm actual qlfd in massage I'll swap for a chai latte and a bacon sandwich haha

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By *gnitemybody OP Woman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

My wants today...a 6 footer,athletically built,roughly my age no older,bit rugged looking,slighty hairy chest,slightly dominant in a quietly spoken kinda manner,preferably a head of hair to pull...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A man."

Shame you’re a million miles away....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An orgy

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"A man."

*coughs* Ahem.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A naked cuddle

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By *ason.Man
over a year ago

west yorkshire

"Sausages

Oh yes I like my men to come complete with sausages as well,wink wink.

Preferably not a cocktail.

Definitely not a cocktail Honey."

Walls???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A day trip to liverpool

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By *gnitemybody OP Woman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Sausages

Oh yes I like my men to come complete with sausages as well,wink wink.

Preferably not a cocktail.

Definitely not a cocktail Honey.

Walls???"

Only thick one's.

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By *gnitemybody OP Woman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"A man.

*coughs* Ahem.....

Have you not got rid of that nasty flu yet...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone* to pass me the remote control. I've sat on the wrong chair.

*ideally this someone would be an attractive, naked lady.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A fry up will do for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coffee lots of coffee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For my boss to walk in and say “You know what, you work too hard. Go home early today.

Oh, and here’s a free holiday as well.”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A steaming hot bath to take my old age aches and pains away xx

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By *ason.Man
over a year ago

west yorkshire

"Sausages

Oh yes I like my men to come complete with sausages as well,wink wink.

Preferably not a cocktail.

Definitely not a cocktail Honey.

Walls???

Only thick one's."

Goes without saying

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land

A lovely breakfast I don’t have to make and the courage to get out of bed as I know my back will hurt

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By *gnitemybody OP Woman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"For my boss to walk in and say “You know what, you work too hard. Go home early today.

Oh, and here’s a free holiday as well.”"

Right...I'm feeling generous do you want me to ring your boss and pretend to be your long lost granny who's had a fall whilst having a wee and needs you to rush home now. Obviously she can't ring an ambulance as her knick knacks are around her ankles,so she needs you her long lost grandson.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What do you want the man for?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A steaming hot bath to take my old age aches and pains away xx"

Old age??

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By *ost SockMan
over a year ago

West Wales and Cardiff

"A naked cuddle "

Same here (though they’re cwtches in this neck of the woods)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d like a morning snuggle, I’m sleepy and my bed is too comfy to get out of

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By *gnitemybody OP Woman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"What do you want the man for?"

To protect me from the big wild world.

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By *ason.Man
over a year ago

west yorkshire

"A lovely breakfast I don’t have to make and the courage to get out of bed as I know my back will hurt

How would you like your eggs?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What do you want the man for?

To protect me from the big wild world."

I was going to offer one, but he's just for sexy times.

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By *gnitemybody OP Woman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

and not you you wee 19 year old!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’d like a morning snuggle, I’m sleepy and my bed is too comfy to get out of "

Do what I did; knock a glass of cold water over the bed.

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By *ookwhoitishaMan
over a year ago

outside Strabane

That illusive local fuck buddy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A proper cuddle and breakfast in bed, and then not to have to leave my bed all day!

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By *ost SockMan
over a year ago

West Wales and Cardiff

"What do you want the man for?

To protect me from the big wild world."

Me strong. Me protect woman.

Oh, who the **** am I kidding - the world scares me rigid (and not in a good way) these days

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By *gnitemybody OP Woman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"What do you want the man for?

To protect me from the big wild world.

I was going to offer one, but he's just for sexy times."

Damm,sexy time's is more than good as well. I would just like the added bonus of being protected as well. I want it all mary.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’d like a morning snuggle, I’m sleepy and my bed is too comfy to get out of

Do what I did; knock a glass of cold water over the bed."

That doesn’t sound very comfy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What do you want the man for?

To protect me from the big wild world.

I was going to offer one, but he's just for sexy times.

Damm,sexy time's is more than good as well. I would just like the added bonus of being protected as well. I want it all mary."

He's big and strong and very good at the sexy stuff.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’d like a morning snuggle, I’m sleepy and my bed is too comfy to get out of

Do what I did; knock a glass of cold water over the bed.

That doesn’t sound very comfy "

Got me out of bed sharpish.

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By *gnitemybody OP Woman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"What do you want the man for?

To protect me from the big wild world.

I was going to offer one, but he's just for sexy times.

Damm,sexy time's is more than good as well. I would just like the added bonus of being protected as well. I want it all mary.

He's big and strong and very good at the sexy stuff.

I'll answer the door at 11am...

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"A man.

*coughs* Ahem.....

Have you not got rid of that nasty flu yet..."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What do you want the man for?

To protect me from the big wild world.

I was going to offer one, but he's just for sexy times.

Damm,sexy time's is more than good as well. I would just like the added bonus of being protected as well. I want it all mary.

He's big and strong and very good at the sexy stuff.

I'll answer the door at 11am..."

Prepare thyself for a flooding of the knickers.

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By *gnitemybody OP Woman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"What do you want the man for?

To protect me from the big wild world.

I was going to offer one, but he's just for sexy times.

Damm,sexy time's is more than good as well. I would just like the added bonus of being protected as well. I want it all mary.

He's big and strong and very good at the sexy stuff.

I'll answer the door at 11am...

Prepare thyself for a flooding of the knickers."

Now that would be a miracle being a bit peri you know,he'd need to be blooming good. I don't have this lube by my bed for no reason.

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By *ruebameMan
over a year ago

from the womb and tryout to get back

I just want to meet a nice woman that likes to explore

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By *gnitemybody OP Woman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Jesus I'm even out of bed yet,lazy mare.

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By *gnitemybody OP Woman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Why do I always think when a woman messages me it's really a man in disguise?!

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By *ason.Man
over a year ago

west yorkshire

"Jesus I'm even out of bed yet,lazy mare."

Just made it out of bed into a hot bubble bath

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By *gnitemybody OP Woman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Jesus I'm even out of bed yet,lazy mare."

*sneak a little 'not' in there.

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By *heekyFlirtyCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Stockport

"Jesus I'm even out of bed yet,lazy mare.

Just made it out of bed into a hot bubble bath "

Me too! Hubby brought me a Macdonalds breakfast wrap too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coffee time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A man."

But you're still a million miles away?

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By *ost SockMan
over a year ago

West Wales and Cardiff

What I didn’t desire was to make the monumental effort to get up and make a cup of tea, only to throw it all over myself and the carpet.

The correct remedy is to go back to bed, isn’t it?

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I just want to meet a nice woman that likes to explore

*put on explorers hat*

Where shall we go on our adventure fella?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why do I always think when a woman messages me it's really a man in disguise?!"

Because it usually is?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What do you want the man for?

To protect me from the big wild world.

I was going to offer one, but he's just for sexy times.

Damm,sexy time's is more than good as well. I would just like the added bonus of being protected as well. I want it all mary.

He's big and strong and very good at the sexy stuff.

I'll answer the door at 11am...

Prepare thyself for a flooding of the knickers.

Now that would be a miracle being a bit peri you know,he'd need to be blooming good. I don't have this lube by my bed for no reason."

He comes with cherry lube

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By *gnitemybody OP Woman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"What do you want the man for?

To protect me from the big wild world.

I was going to offer one, but he's just for sexy times.

Damm,sexy time's is more than good as well. I would just like the added bonus of being protected as well. I want it all mary.

He's big and strong and very good at the sexy stuff.

I'll answer the door at 11am...

Prepare thyself for a flooding of the knickers.

Now that would be a miracle being a bit peri you know,he'd need to be blooming good. I don't have this lube by my bed for no reason.

He comes with cherry lube

Hmm nice,one min to go...

I hope he doesn't mind the great unwashed I haven't got up yet.

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By *gnitemybody OP Woman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Why do I always think when a woman messages me it's really a man in disguise?!

Because it usually is?"

Yep that would be it,she is very pretty.

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By *ycra loutMan
over a year ago

york/Scarborough

Some likeminded friends

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My wants today...a 6 footer,athletically built,roughly my age no older,bit rugged looking,slighty hairy chest,slightly dominant in a quietly spoken kinda manner,preferably a head of hair to pull..."

If you could lose a few inches off your request then I can manage the rest

I’m happy to wait until all the other options are depleted

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land

"A lovely breakfast I don’t have to make and the courage to get out of bed as I know my back will hurt

How would you like your eggs?"

Poached please!

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By *ason.Man
over a year ago

west yorkshire

"A lovely breakfast I don’t have to make and the courage to get out of bed as I know my back will hurt

How would you like your eggs?

Poached please!"

Just the one or would you like two?

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By *gnitemybody OP Woman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"My wants today...a 6 footer,athletically built,roughly my age no older,bit rugged looking,slighty hairy chest,slightly dominant in a quietly spoken kinda manner,preferably a head of hair to pull...

If you could lose a few inches off your request then I can manage the rest

I’m happy to wait until all the other options are depleted

Stick a pair of heels on and everyone's happy,problem solved.

Get on with your car searching anyway you.

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By *gnitemybody OP Woman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"A lovely breakfast I don’t have to make and the courage to get out of bed as I know my back will hurt

How would you like your eggs?

Poached please!"

Shouldn't that be fertilised?

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By *ason.Man
over a year ago

west yorkshire

"A lovely breakfast I don’t have to make and the courage to get out of bed as I know my back will hurt

How would you like your eggs?

Poached please!

Shouldn't that be fertilised?"

Ha no glove no love!

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By *ason.Man
over a year ago

west yorkshire

"A lovely breakfast I don’t have to make and the courage to get out of bed as I know my back will hurt

How would you like your eggs?

Poached please!

Just the one or would you like two?"

And would you like them on sour dough toast?

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over a year ago

"My wants today...a 6 footer,athletically built,roughly my age no older,bit rugged looking,slighty hairy chest,slightly dominant in a quietly spoken kinda manner,preferably a head of hair to pull...

If you could lose a few inches off your request then I can manage the rest

I’m happy to wait until all the other options are depleted

Stick a pair of heels on and everyone's happy,problem solved.

Get on with your car searching anyway you."

I’d stick a pair of heels on and walk to yours...no car required....see you in 6 months

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By *gnitemybody OP Woman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"My wants today...a 6 footer,athletically built,roughly my age no older,bit rugged looking,slighty hairy chest,slightly dominant in a quietly spoken kinda manner,preferably a head of hair to pull...

If you could lose a few inches off your request then I can manage the rest

I’m happy to wait until all the other options are depleted

Stick a pair of heels on and everyone's happy,problem solved.

Get on with your car searching anyway you.

I’d stick a pair of heels on and walk to yours...no car required....see you in 6 months

Make it 5 I have no patience nowadays.

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

I've had a yearning for sausages since Christmas, and all I've got are out of date chipolatas and some second hand stuffing.

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By *ason.Man
over a year ago

west yorkshire

"I've had a yearning for sausages since Christmas, and all I've got are out of date chipolatas and some second hand stuffing.

Meet your self over to mine

Got some thick butchers 90% pork ones for you

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Snuggles and kissing but the oh has gone to work

Oh and my membership to be confirmed. Why does it take sooo long? I guess I applied this morning but still.

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By *gnitemybody OP Woman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Snuggles and kissing but the oh has gone to work

Oh and my membership to be confirmed. Why does it take sooo long? I guess I applied this morning but still.

Aww he'll be back soon then you wipe those little tears of yours away. Well I'm presuming he'll be back by the end of the day.

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"I've had a yearning for sausages since Christmas, and all I've got are out of date chipolatas and some second hand stuffing.

Meet your self over to mine

Got some thick butchers 90% pork ones for you "

Haha, ah yes, that sounds more appealing!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Going back to bed

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By *imandHerNottsCouple
over a year ago

North Notts

Ham, egg n chips

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By *ason.Man
over a year ago

west yorkshire

"I've had a yearning for sausages since Christmas, and all I've got are out of date chipolatas and some second hand stuffing.

Meet your self over to mine

Got some thick butchers 90% pork ones for you

Haha, ah yes, that sounds more appealing!!

Is that the meat content or the girth that sound appealing

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