FabSwingers.com forum: Entertain me dammit!!

By *risky_Mare OP Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

C'mon now, too many samey threads - I want some controversy, or deep psychology, or at the least some juicy gossip!

I'm lying naked in my bed with a cuppa - wotcha got to entertain me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've had sex with a couple of men that someone on this thread has too.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

God I feel the same.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Not the deep psychology bit forget that.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"I've had sex with a couple of men that someone on this thread has too."

Nar that's to vague,we need name's.

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By *naquest321Man
over a year ago

Carlisle

"C'mon now, too many samey threads - I want some controversy, or deep psychology, or at the least some juicy gossip!

I'm lying naked in my bed with a cuppa - wotcha got to entertain me?

Just watched the Torval & Dean drama and all the way through I’m thinking, I wonder if they ever did fuck. Like to think they did. Lol.

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By *risky_Mare OP Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"I've had sex with a couple of men that someone on this thread has too."

Haha, me too, and one of them is still hassling me for more years later, but I can't be bothe_ed to travel!!

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By *risky_Mare OP Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"C'mon now, too many samey threads - I want some controversy, or deep psychology, or at the least some juicy gossip!

I'm lying naked in my bed with a cuppa - wotcha got to entertain me?

Just watched the Torval & Dean drama and all the way through I’m thinking, I wonder if they ever did fuck. Like to think they did. Lol.

They should have!

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

The oldest man in America has just died at 112,I wonder at what age he stopped having sex.

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan
over a year ago

I couldn't sleep and have been up since 3 so I've been in the chat rooms all night,

Some very strange and some surprisingly very attractive people in there at stupid o'clock

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"The oldest man in America has just died at 112,I wonder at what age he stopped having sex."

My work colleague took her elderly mum to see a gynaecologist because of a prolapse. Her parents are well ito their 80s and they are still going strong according to the answers she gave the doctor. I think she could have lived without ever knowing that info though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've had sex with a couple of men that someone on this thread has too.

Nar that's to vague,we need name's."

I'll never tell

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By *risky_Mare OP Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"The oldest man in America has just died at 112,I wonder at what age he stopped having sex.

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By *naquest321Man
over a year ago

Carlisle

"The oldest man in America has just died at 112,I wonder at what age he stopped having sex.

Me too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've had sex with a couple of men that someone on this thread has too.

Haha, me too, and one of them is still hassling me for more years later, but I can't be bothe_ed to travel!!

No sex is worth hours of travelling

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By *risky_Mare OP Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"I've had sex with a couple of men that someone on this thread has too.

Nar that's to vague,we need name's.

I'll never tell

Me neither! One was a ginga though....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im sat with my 3yr old playing with dinosours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not the deep psychology bit forget that."

Lay on my couch and tell me all about it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've had sex with a couple of men that someone on this thread has too.

Nar that's to vague,we need name's.

I'll never tell

Me neither! One was a ginga though....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've had sex with a couple of men that someone on this thread has too.

Nar that's to vague,we need name's.

I'll never tell

Might be in the veris

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

I saw this on the book of the face, it tickled me;

*opens Facebook

Susan in my friends list has just posted "going to the dentist, really hate having things put in my mouth"

Me; "that's probably why your husband left Susan".

*unfriended by Susan*

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By *ee 78Man
over a year ago

Hastings

I worked at Jane Torvills house, she lives in Heathfield....never got to fuck her though lol.

I regularly go biking over the south downs......Would you fancy a younger guy??

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"The oldest man in America has just died at 112,I wonder at what age he stopped having sex.

Yeah you don't really want to be hearing the finer details of your parents sex life do you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"C'mon now, too many samey threads - I want some controversy, or deep psychology, or at the least some juicy gossip!

I'm lying naked in my bed with a cuppa - wotcha got to entertain me?

Play robbie Williams whilst drinking your cuppa

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"I've had sex with a couple of men that someone on this thread has too.

Nar that's to vague,we need name's.

I'll never tell

Pretty please tell.

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By *risky_Mare OP Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"I worked at Jane Torvills house, she lives in Heathfield....never got to fuck her though lol.

I regularly go biking over the south downs......Would you fancy a younger guy??"

I'm on the North Downs though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've had sex with a couple of men that someone on this thread has too.

Nar that's to vague,we need name's.

I'll never tell

Might be in the veris "

Nope.

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By *risky_Mare OP Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"I've had sex with a couple of men that someone on this thread has too.

Nar that's to vague,we need name's.

I'll never tell

Pretty please tell."

He's not on here anymore I don't think lol, he was quite rich and a little famous though, and believes if he sends pics of his six pack and erection it will motivate me we eventually....

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"I've had sex with a couple of men that someone on this thread has too.

Nar that's to vague,we need name's.

I'll never tell

Pretty please tell.

He's not on here anymore I don't think lol, he was quite rich and a little famous though, and believes if he sends pics of his six pack and erection it will motivate me we eventually....

Ooh nice,still no soddin name's though.

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By *risky_Mare OP Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"I've had sex with a couple of men that someone on this thread has too.

Nar that's to vague,we need name's.

I'll never tell

Pretty please tell.

He's not on here anymore I don't think lol, he was quite rich and a little famous though, and believes if he sends pics of his six pack and erection it will motivate me we eventually....

Ooh nice,still no soddin name's though."

I'm not sure I can remember his name...

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By *risky_Mare OP Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"I've had sex with a couple of men that someone on this thread has too.

Nar that's to vague,we need name's.

I'll never tell

Might be in the veris

Nope."

Not at the moment...

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Why do farts smell?

So deaf people can enjoy them too.

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"The oldest man in America has just died at 112,I wonder at what age he stopped having sex.

Yeah you don't really want to be hearing the finer details of your parents sex life do you."

No thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People love to be irate over threads. It gets the frustration out. It's a public service really.

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By *risky_Mare OP Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"People love to be irate over threads. It gets the frustration out. It's a public service really.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why do farts smell?

So deaf people can enjoy them too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've had sex with a couple of men that someone on this thread has too.

Nar that's to vague,we need name's.

I'll never tell

Me neither! One was a ginga though....

Did the curtains match the drapes ?

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By *risky_Mare OP Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"I've had sex with a couple of men that someone on this thread has too.

Nar that's to vague,we need name's.

I'll never tell

Me neither! One was a ginga though....

Did the curtains match the drapes ?

The decor was excellent!

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

There's not much gossip going on is there Frisky.

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By *risky_Mare OP Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"There's not much gossip going on is there Frisky."

No boring lot, and all the controversial ones get banned or leave in a fit of pique

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"There's not much gossip going on is there Frisky.

No boring lot, and all the controversial ones get banned or leave in a fit of pique

We're just going to have to make something up.

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By *risky_Mare OP Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"There's not much gossip going on is there Frisky.

No boring lot, and all the controversial ones get banned or leave in a fit of pique

We're just going to have to make something up."

I did hear some the other day about her..... but I don't believe it!

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"There's not much gossip going on is there Frisky.

No boring lot, and all the controversial ones get banned or leave in a fit of pique

We're just going to have to make something up.

I did hear some the other day about her..... but I don't believe it!

I bloody well do!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There's not much gossip going on is there Frisky.

No boring lot, and all the controversial ones get banned or leave in a fit of pique

We're just going to have to make something up.

I did hear some the other day about her..... but I don't believe it!

I bloody well do!"

She's a wrongun that one.

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over a year ago

"There's not much gossip going on is there Frisky.

No boring lot, and all the controversial ones get banned or leave in a fit of pique

We're just going to have to make something up.

I did hear some the other day about her..... but I don't believe it!

I bloody well do!

She's a wrongun that one."

It's me, innit

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"There's not much gossip going on is there Frisky.

No boring lot, and all the controversial ones get banned or leave in a fit of pique

We're just going to have to make something up.

I did hear some the other day about her..... but I don't believe it!

I bloody well do!

She's a wrongun that one.

It's me, innit

Well I just hope for your sake it's not ALL true,cos that's just plain rank!

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

I heard he was hung like a stallion

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By *risky_Mare OP Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"I heard he was hung like a stallion"

That rumour is DEFINITELY not true!

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By *risky_Mare OP Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"There's not much gossip going on is there Frisky.

No boring lot, and all the controversial ones get banned or leave in a fit of pique

We're just going to have to make something up.

I did hear some the other day about her..... but I don't believe it!

I bloody well do!

She's a wrongun that one.

It's me, innit

Well I just hope for your sake it's not ALL true,cos that's just plain rank!"

I didn't think photoshop could do that much....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you still naked on the bed?

No?

Bugger I missed it

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"There's not much gossip going on is there Frisky.

No boring lot, and all the controversial ones get banned or leave in a fit of pique

We're just going to have to make something up.

I did hear some the other day about her..... but I don't believe it!

I bloody well do!

She's a wrongun that one.

It's me, innit

Well I just hope for your sake it's not ALL true,cos that's just plain rank!

I didn't think photoshop could do that much....

Shocking isn't it.

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By *edMan
over a year ago

cambridgeshire

"The oldest man in America has just died at 112,I wonder at what age he stopped having sex."

Maybe sex finished him off!!

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By *risky_Mare OP Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Are you still naked on the bed?

No?

Bugger I missed it

Sorry, been out and come back now, still need entertaining though, do you have a party piece??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you die in Amsterdam with no next of kin, no friends or family to prepare a funeral or mourn over the body, a poet will write a poem for you and recite it at your funeral.

Fascinating fact but true

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are you still naked on the bed?

No?

Bugger I missed it

Sorry, been out and come back now, still need entertaining though, do you have a party piece??

What entertaining would you like me to do?

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By *risky_Mare OP Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Are you still naked on the bed?

No?

Bugger I missed it

Sorry, been out and come back now, still need entertaining though, do you have a party piece??

What entertaining would you like me to do?"

A little dance maybe??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are you still naked on the bed?

No?

Bugger I missed it

Sorry, been out and come back now, still need entertaining though, do you have a party piece??

What entertaining would you like me to do?

A little dance maybe??

Do you have a set of stilts for me?

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By *risky_Mare OP Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Are you still naked on the bed?

No?

Bugger I missed it

Sorry, been out and come back now, still need entertaining though, do you have a party piece??

What entertaining would you like me to do?

A little dance maybe??

Do you have a set of stilts for me?"

I think the entertainment are supposed to bring their own!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are you still naked on the bed?

No?

Bugger I missed it

Sorry, been out and come back now, still need entertaining though, do you have a party piece??

What entertaining would you like me to do?

A little dance maybe??

Do you have a set of stilts for me?

I think the entertainment are supposed to bring their own!!

I'm going back to bed. Come if you like lol

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By *risky_Mare OP Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Are you still naked on the bed?

No?

Bugger I missed it

Sorry, been out and come back now, still need entertaining though, do you have a party piece??

What entertaining would you like me to do?

A little dance maybe??

Do you have a set of stilts for me?

I think the entertainment are supposed to bring their own!!

I'm going back to bed. Come if you like lol"

Haha, grumpy!

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By *rjpinkMan
over a year ago

winterfell

By the age of 70 the average human will have shed 7.5 stone in skin... nice

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By *risky_Mare OP Woman
over a year ago

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"By the age of 70 the average human will have shed 7.5 stone in skin... nice

Eewwww!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

if you use the 'im feeling lucky' button on google searches it bypasses all advertising.

this costs google about 110m dollars a year.

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