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By *layfullsam OP   Man
over a year ago

Solihull

seriously are they getting smaller and smaller..where is the smallest or oldest security gurd in the uk?

i am starting with the guy in my local tescos, reckon he is @ mid fifties and 5ft 3 at a push

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Aww the 2 security guards that work at my work they are lovely..

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"seriously are they getting smaller and smaller..where is the smallest or oldest security gurd in the uk?

i am starting with the guy in my local tescos, reckon he is @ mid fifties and 5ft 3 at a push"

Mid fifties ! Boot the old bastard down.

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"seriously are they getting smaller and smaller..where is the smallest or oldest security gurd in the uk?

i am starting with the guy in my local tescos, reckon he is @ mid fifties and 5ft 3 at a push"

could it be you're getting larger, you Porky bugger you

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By *layfullsam OP   Man
over a year ago

Solihull


"seriously are they getting smaller and smaller..where is the smallest or oldest security gurd in the uk?

i am starting with the guy in my local tescos, reckon he is @ mid fifties and 5ft 3 at a push

Mid fifties ! Boot the old bastard down.

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fancy my odds if i have a crate of jd away

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over a year ago

They were that small yesterday I never saw a single one when I walked out of a store with a brand new computer and the alarms all went off!

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By *layfullsam OP   Man
over a year ago

Solihull

maybe its an insurance scam, as sales are low they employ small guards who cant see over the displays so its easy to pinch and then they claim on the insurance ?

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By *layfullsam OP   Man
over a year ago

Solihull


"Aww the 2 security guards that work at my work they are lovely.. "
are they small and old though ?

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

Size isnt everything!

Once saw a 6ft 6" 17 stone security guard in a Tescos get taken out by a wee slip of a woman, probably about 5ft 4" and 8 stone dripping wet, he made the mistake of letting his "play area" get withing range of her "excocet size 4", result.... pain stopped play lol!

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