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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Ohhh its on ch 4... I must admit I got a thing for coppers...

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"Ohhh its on ch 4... I must admit I got a thing for coppers... "

make it large and go for a threepenny bit?

make it larger still and go for a Bob?

( old coingage for the hard of comprehension )

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By *un_JuiceCouple
over a year ago

Nr Chester

Neither of us could bring ourselves to having fun with them.

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"Neither of us could bring ourselves to having fun with them.

"

They are ok... I used to date one for a bit... He was ok I suppose. However shit in bed!!

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire


"Neither of us could bring ourselves to having fun with them.

"

we have...

it was, well...... normal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to years ago, but the uniform isnt as good as it used to be, and not so good since they let short blokes become policemen.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ITV1 better _iewing.

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"I used to years ago, but the uniform isnt as good as it used to be, and not so good since they let short blokes become policemen."

I saw a fat policeman run the other day... He was huffing and puffing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did you notice that all the policemen on jasper carrots golden balls, used to all steal the money at the end.

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple
over a year ago

Bolton

Good programme - very down to earth - I think they do a difficult job in very demanding circumstances - I couldn't do what they do for sure, hats off to them, Z

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire


"Good programme - very down to earth - I think they do a difficult job in very demanding circumstances - I couldn't do what they do for sure, hats off to them, Z"

ditto,

thankless job but imagine if we did not have them..mayhem

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

ive shagged more coppers through swinging than any other profession. dirty gits

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By *s_4_uCouple
over a year ago

Nottinghamshire

It was disgusting how they talked around Bennett body he was a freind of a freind. Also the pedo wants setting free so everyone can get there hands on him !

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"It was disgusting how they talked around Bennett body he was a freind of a freind. Also the pedo wants setting free so everyone can get there hands on him ! "

I think they use black humour to get through the event, I am not saying its right or wrong its just how they cope with it they have to be inpersonal to the situation. However I can understand how it comes across to the family as being insenstive..

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire


"It was disgusting how they talked around Bennett body he was a freind of a freind. Also the pedo wants setting free so everyone can get there hands on him ! "

it may seem a tad insensitive yes but its 'their' way of dealing with it..

they are dealing with sights and smells which the average joe does'nt have to..

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple
over a year ago

Bolton


"It was disgusting how they talked around Bennett body he was a freind of a freind. Also the pedo wants setting free so everyone can get there hands on him ! "

Well, he was nearly in tears a little later - they use black humour to keep themselves sane - the pedo needs to be locked up where he belongs and the idiot who decided to let him out unaccompanied after school finished needs locking up too. Z

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Neither of us could bring ourselves to having fun with them.

"

Why is that?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Did you notice that all the policemen on jasper carrots golden balls, used to all steal the money at the end."

They weren't real policemen.

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"It was disgusting how they talked around Bennett body he was a freind of a freind. Also the pedo wants setting free so everyone can get there hands on him !

Well, he was nearly in tears a little later - they use black humour to keep themselves sane - the pedo needs to be locked up where he belongs and the idiot who decided to let him out unaccompanied after school finished needs locking up too. Z"

At 3.25 it shocks me however does not surprise me.. I used to work with sex offenders and they kind of tell you to wrap them up in cotton wool.. Which I never did you got to keep your morals at the door and get on with it. I must say though I never met such charming people you almost begin to like them as a person then it dawns on you what crime they have commited...

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

Havent seen it yet but watched the last series. Got a lot of respect for them.

Got a friend who works for the police in N. Ireland and worry about him all the time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One of my best friends is a policeman (and a handsome bugger too)

Some of the things he tells me they have to deal with are just plain horrific - others are comical to the extreme.

I have the utmost respect for him and his colleagues.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Police officers are not beings from another planet, its just trained personnel doing a job. Its like any role which may be deemed a little gory or unsettling, you have to have humour in the workplace as a supportive measure and a release. I know that undertakers and embalmers have lots of humour in their line of work.

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire


"Police officers are not beings from another planet, its just trained personnel doing a job. Its like any role which may be deemed a little gory or unsettling, you have to have humour in the workplace as a supportive measure and a release. I know that undertakers and embalmers have lots of humour in their line of work. "

yep

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By *un_JuiceCouple
over a year ago

Nr Chester


"One of my best friends is a policeman (and a handsome bugger too)

Some of the things he tells me they have to deal with are just plain horrific - others are comical to the extreme.

I have the utmost respect for him and his colleagues."

I guess the bad which are in all quarters tarnish the good and hard work done by the majority.

My concern is a lot of Bobbies fail to know the difference between Common Law, Statutes & Policies. Other than using the anti-terror tip a Person has no obligation to provide their details if they have done no wrong. As a human being and as a freeman you retain many more rights if only people knew. Magna Carta was here to protect us all. It's being taken away piece by piece without challenge. We are being sold down the river and our rights now are minimal.

It hurts that some Policemen/Women seem to enjoy that power, aided with their muti-weaponed chest packs and armoury.

Hollywood by design programs and desensatises us with the future. Robocop, most of us would have seen this has being an unlikely scenario in the 80's when it was released now look at our Police Service. Don't forget they are here to protect and serve. They are not (yet) an armed force. More alarmingly is that every single constabularly in our country is a business. They are all PLC's. Accountable to shareholders, their to profiteer. Hence the bonus schemes laying out tickets etc.

The United Kingdom is also a PLC. Why has our system gone so downhill you may ask ? The elite, the globalsists are under no uncertain terms but to contniously create a bigger divide between the rich and poor. The more cameras, the more tickets issued. The very reason our Government are reducing numbers on the streets ? Watch this space, the streets of major Cities/Towns will be covered by army personell, probably an EU thing with neutral blue eco friendly hats to get peole used to the idea. The masses will not realise till it's too late asd per usual badmouthing or heckling those aware of their conspiracy theories. We prefer the term agenda analysts actually.

I wanted to be in the force from the age of 6 I think until I went a bit wayward getting into football and the dramas you face travelling away week in/out. The plans then were cast aside.

All I wanted was what most joined the force for but realise their hands are tied in applying common sense and seeing justice.

The masonic systen is corrupt and the higher up that pyramid the more you encounter.

Of course we need law and stability. It's just been tailored to meet the demands of controlled political parties. All of which are issued with the same mandate.

The ladies don't half look sexy though must agree.

Rant over. Most will laugh, dismiss. The objective is maybe just one will perhaps think about this.

Their will be others who know the truth on here and there will be others that believe it to be complete tosh.

1984 2012 and counting.

Fuck it though eh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"One of my best friends is a policeman (and a handsome bugger too)

Some of the things he tells me they have to deal with are just plain horrific - others are comical to the extreme.

I have the utmost respect for him and his colleagues.

I guess the bad which are in all quarters tarnish the good and hard work done by the majority.

Some Policemen/Women seem to enjoy that power"

In any organisation, you will have bad apples and people who thrive on supposed power.

The recruitment techniques used by the police are stringent but not foolproof.

As such, I don't think you will ever leave that behind, but as you quite rightly state, we shouldn't allow the mean mindedness of a few tarnish the sterling work of the majority.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Neither of us could bring ourselves to having fun with them.

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+1

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Neither of us could bring ourselves to having fun with them.

+1"

on the contrary, i was once 'quizzed' by the police for being somewhere i perhaps shouldn't have been at 1am in the morning

i was so hoping they would put me in the back of the van and do all sorts of unspeakable things to me

in they end, they merely made me feel uncomfortable and sent me on my way feeling about soapy's height

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My hubby said, never trust a policeman. My half brother used to be one, im not impressed.

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire


"My concern is a lot of Bobbies fail to know the difference between Common Law, Statutes & Policies. Other than using the anti-terror tip a Person has no obligation to provide their details if they have done no wrong. As a human being and as a freeman you retain many more rights if only people knew. Magna Carta was here to protect us all. It's being taken away piece by piece without challenge. We are being sold down the river and our rights now are minimal.

It hurts that some Policemen/Women seem to enjoy that power, aided with their muti-weaponed chest packs and armoury.

Hollywood by design programs and desensatises us with the future. Robocop, most of us would have seen this has being an unlikely scenario in the 80's when it was released now look at our Police Service. Don't forget they are here to protect and serve. They are not (yet) an armed force. More alarmingly is that every single constabularly in our country is a business. They are all PLC's. Accountable to shareholders, their to profiteer. Hence the bonus schemes laying out tickets etc.

The United Kingdom is also a PLC. Why has our system gone so downhill you may ask ? The elite, the globalsists are under no uncertain terms but to contniously create a bigger divide between the rich and poor. The more cameras, the more tickets issued. The very reason our Government are reducing numbers on the streets ? Watch this space, the streets of major Cities/Towns will be covered by army personell, probably an EU thing with neutral blue eco friendly hats to get peole used to the idea. The masses will not realise till it's too late asd per usual badmouthing or heckling those aware of their conspiracy theories. We prefer the term agenda analysts actually.

I wanted to be in the force from the age of 6 I think until I went a bit wayward getting into football and the dramas you face travelling away week in/out. The plans then were cast aside.

All I wanted was what most joined the force for but realise their hands are tied in applying common sense and seeing justice.

The masonic systen is corrupt and the higher up that pyramid the more you encounter.

Of course we need law and stability. It's just been tailored to meet the demands of controlled political parties. All of which are issued with the same mandate.

The ladies don't half look sexy though must agree.

Rant over. Most will laugh, dismiss. The objective is maybe just one will perhaps think about this.

Their will be others who know the truth on here and there will be others that believe it to be complete tosh.

1984 2012 and counting.

Fuck it though eh

"

I suppose better education for the Copper 'on the street' would help, but then again how much do we want them to know?

an awful lot of day to day stuff is about common sense, experience and attitude etc..

would not want to be Policed by people who may know the genetic make up of an orange but not how to peel it...

the PPE is there for a reason, stops them being stabbed by some scrote and not going home after their shift, yes some will find it a little intimidating in its appearance but its about safety and functionality..

Dont think we will see a fully armed Police service, we the public by and large i believe dont want it..

Simply dont buy the armed forces on the streets, wont happen unless there is civil unrest on a far bigger scale than the 'riots' last year..

in some way your UN 'blue beret' greatly dilutes a concise and good analysis of where 'we' are at present..

And we wont have civil unrest cos the majority of people are too busy watching drivel on the tv, being spoonfed the same in their red tops or even making comments on the net lol..

no m8 dont 'fuck it', oppose it..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It was disgusting how they talked around Bennett body he was a freind of a freind. Also the pedo wants setting free so everyone can get there hands on him !

it may seem a tad insensitive yes but its 'their' way of dealing with it..

they are dealing with sights and smells which the average joe does'nt have to..

"

Unless you have seen and smelt a decpomposed body ypu cannot imagine what it is like. Black humour is neefrd, not least to in a way dehumanise the experiemce.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's the stab vest that does it for me!

I have had experiences with lots of policemen, some really nice guys too but more often than not the job screws with their head, some of the things they have to deal with are not pleasant!

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By *un_JuiceCouple
over a year ago

Nr Chester


"no m8 dont 'fuck it', oppose it.."

Good points, we do of course oppose draconian methods but of course don't obstruct in their duty only when we are within our rights.

FAO Bussy. Been there a few times, some reasonable some weren't. But away from harming anyone else as long as not caught in act there's no case. There's one rest area not too far from us which is actually owned by a businessman that holds a butty van to supply to travellers in the daytimes. At night it is used for other reasons. The Police often turn up to keep an eye out on tokers, boy racers some think to offer a backhanded bit of protection to what they know goes on too. The fact is though on private property they have no right to charge anyone without the complaint from the land owner.

SurreySensual - Perhaps a bit too indepth but seeing as gobshite here (me I mean of course!)has addressed it it would only be fair to continue. Agreed on the bullshit BBC (Pravda) and propaganda stations that blind the country of real news and goings on.

The ramp up in policing powers and possible armed forces on the streets is potentisally very real, the concern is many demo's and protests are fabricated giving into the very need for more cctv and powers of arrest. Whilst we're stuck in this world of control it feeds and justifies the system for it to contnue and get tighter.

Look at airports and screening. Is terrorism actually real ? Is it not a method to justify the Western Occults to invade and take like pirates resources from thos incapable of defending themselves. I wish people would open their eyes.

I am honestly not politically minded nor religious just concernbed with humanity and how the minority are allowed to play God and control it. There is of course some justification based on if it weren,t us it would be another nation or continent doing it spreading their wings. The Soviet Union came close.

But let's not forget. The same people that funded us in WWII also funded Hitlers Third Reich.

Donald Rumsfelds ABB also provides North Korea with key elements to aiding their nuclear program. They are supposedly one of our biggest threats !

I say 'fuck it' lightly, we have to continue of course and as morbid as this shit may sound surely we have duties and obligations to our children and fellow human beings, good souls to at least question,look into and not dismiss without any knowledge on it.

Afghanistan/Iraq is not just about Opium and Oil. There's much more than that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In every single organisation, company, workplace, you will get people who abuse power, don't work to policies, etc etc, not just the police force. Lots of people have trust for their doctor, then the likes of Dr Shipman and Beverley Allit pop out of the woodwork.

Its quite silly to judge a whole profession cos you don't like next doors brother who just happens to be a police officer and who quizzed you over outdated car tax (for example).

Yes there are situations when police officers get it wrong, are racist, are bullies and people are suspicious. This can be attributed to every profession though. But more often than not people who are so distrustful of the police are people who have something to fear from them, ie being caught doing something they shouldn't be, or maybe their peers and families have passed on this irrational distrust.

I have nothing to fear from the police because I don't commit crime

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

was being a tad flippant when i said 'dont fuck it..'

was it the x-files who coined the phrase, 'the truth is out there'?..

yep, it is out there just that most cant be bothered to look for it or think its scare tactics by some for an agenda etc..

when you look back in history its frightening just what 'democracies'have gotten up to on our 'behalf'..

not in my name springs to mind..

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire


"

I have nothing to fear from the police because I don't commit crime "

Iconic, agree with much of what you say however..

there are people inside who no doubt shared your (and mine tbh) _iewpoint in that they did'nt commit crime and had nothing to fear..

some, had capital punishment been available as a sanction would have been dispatched as innocent people..

the 'system' as its run by us humans makes mistakes or on occasion justice is perverted by those who should know better..

i would'nt do their job, have family who do so and respect them for what they do..

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By *un_JuiceCouple
over a year ago

Nr Chester

Iconic - I agree with what you are saying and if it sounded like it was an attack on the force I apologise, it wasn,t meant. The very people that call the shots are more concerning not those that just want a decent career for the right reasons but fail often applying proper justice or harsh justice without compassion.

I do respect them, just choose not to play with them or be friends with any for our own reasons.

Surrey i didn't see that as flippant i agree just had to be fairly balanced as not to come across as though I/we don't care.

Agreed, mureder and trespass not in our name neither. Again our soldiers we not only admire we respect 100%. They more than most not all granted know the real deal but of course are in place watching their own back and their friends.

Surrey look up a guy called The Undercover Hippy. A wonderful man, the whole band are. It's worth downloading their music, I think the 320kb's mp3 off their site is a paltry skindiver. Look at the song titles and lyrics are available. I hope this doesn't break any rules, i have offered no links. I just feel we're on a similiar wavelength and you might enjoy.

A few samples of songs include.

Work till the day I die.

Money,money,money.

Feed on greed.

Blood is thicker than oil.

People are waking up now more than ever.

Vegetable, rice and peas

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire


"

Vegetable, rice and peas "

You trying to get me into trouble with the good lady lol..

mind you can allways blame the dog..

Ta for that sounds like he is similar to Bragg, Woody Guthrie etc?

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By *un_JuiceCouple
over a year ago

Nr Chester

Yeah and more. truly inspiring music and good on the shells.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There are so many people who oppose the police and yet when something goes wrong who do they call..... Well I can assure you it's not the bloody ghostbusters! No matter what goes on in society the police are always going to get stick. It's an easy target for the public the politicians and the media to blame.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There are so many people who oppose the police and yet when something goes wrong who do they call..... Well I can assure you it's not the bloody ghostbusters! No matter what goes on in society the police are always going to get stick. It's an easy target for the public the politicians and the media to blame. "

Yes, and if I have a fire, I call the fire-brigade. A leak, I call a plumber, I break down, the AA..............

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There are so many people who oppose the police and yet when something goes wrong who do they call..... Well I can assure you it's not the bloody ghostbusters! No matter what goes on in society the police are always going to get stick. It's an easy target for the public the politicians and the media to blame. "

i fail to see the point you ate making? are you saying that the police are beyond criticism because we may need them one day?

That is of cpurse ignoring crimes that arrn't reported because it can be a waste of time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There are so many people who oppose the police and yet when something goes wrong who do they call..... Well I can assure you it's not the bloody ghostbusters! No matter what goes on in society the police are always going to get stick. It's an easy target for the public the politicians and the media to blame. "

i fail to see the point you ate making? are you saying that the police are beyond criticism because we may need them one day?

That is of cpurse ignoring crimes that arrn't reported because it can be a waste of time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lots of coppers here, i know as ive shagged a good few lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When we speak of the the Police, we are speaking of an organisation. It, like any organisation is staffed by individuals, some good, some bad and some indifferent. They are individuals and should be judged on thier own merit and not as if they encompass the whole.

Look around you own workplace, amongst your friends and ask yourself would you like to be judged on the basis of the worst of them or as the person you are.

The officer on the strreet, is no responsible for the running of the organisation he works for than you. In this wonderful world the bad is much more news worthy than the good.

xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

this should read:

The officer on the street, is no more responsible for the running of the organisation he works for than you. In this wonderful world the bad is much more news worthy than the good.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The point I'm making is that no matter what the police do good or bad they will always be criticised. The government keep going on about the numbers of police officers has to be reduced yet after the London riots instead of realising they need more cops on the streets they simply blame police tactics

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn


"The point I'm making is that no matter what the police do good or bad they will always be criticised. The government keep going on about the numbers of police officers has to be reduced yet after the London riots instead of realising they need more cops on the streets they simply blame police tactics"

I have nothing but the greatest respect for the police... I can not imagine entering a building unarmed not knowing if I am gonna meet an armed raider or knocking on the door and breaking the news someone's child has been killed on the roads..

and goes without saying there will be a few bad apples but overall

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

they used to be the pillar of society,not now they mostly are arogant self interested bad drivers ,and as crooked as the next guy, nowet but a big boys club

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"they used to be the pillar of society,not now they mostly are arogant self interested bad drivers ,and as crooked as the next guy, nowet but a big boys club"

Yours Sincerely,

The Right Honourable Theresa May MP

Home Secretary

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Oh they are on again....Ok my next shag is a copper!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What ever turns you on.

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By *enithWoman
over a year ago

closer than you think


"Oh they are on again....Ok my next shag is a copper!! "

Can't say that they are that good!!

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"What ever turns you on."

A lot of things turn me on I have a list...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

I have nothing to fear from the police because I don't commit crime "

I am sure Stefan Kiszko felt the same.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What really pissed me off was the idiot fat lad in the beanie hat that they arrested at the end of the programme. He'd already been arrested 23 times and he just gets let out the next day. Not blaming the police on this, almost certainly CPS or the weight of bureaucracy.

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