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By *igwhitecock4u2xx OP Man
over a year ago

walsall

I talked to you nice......or if I talked to you like a dirty sexy slut?

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

I'd prefer if you just didn't talk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Neither

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd prefer if you just didn't talk

I almost chocked on pasta, on freaking pasta!

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By *lg1000Couple
over a year ago

Bedfordshire

"I'd prefer if you just didn't talk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh dear

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By *alking DisasterWoman
over a year ago

South Oxfordshire

Neither. You can keep away from me with that monster!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I talked to you nice......or if I talked to you like a dirty sexy slut? "

You'd have to talk to me like I'm a trollope, for us to meet.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

If I'm forced to pick from those options, polite.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd prefer if you just didn't talk

Classic

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By *igwhitecock4u2xx OP Man
over a year ago

walsall

Abit controversial I see lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I talked to you nice......or if I talked to you like a dirty sexy slut? "

Hush now, Bargain Hunt is on.

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By *rs Myvanwy Scarlet-BlackTV/TS
over a year ago

Darlaston

"I talked to you nice......or if I talked to you like a dirty sexy slut? "

Fuck the talking and let's just see how much of a dirty slut you are in the bedroom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Abit controversial I see lol "

Have you ever heard of something called Brexit?

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Nope. Next!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I talked to you nice......or if I talked to you like a dirty sexy slut?

Fuck the talking and let's just see how much of a dirty slut you are in the bedroom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I talked to you nice......or if I talked to you like a dirty sexy slut?

Hush now, Bargain Hunt is on."

Somebody records Bargain Hunt.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will pass thanks.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Watching Nerve..so hush up!!

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

"Neither. You can keep away from me with that monster!"

My thoughts to

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Abit controversial I see lol "

I don't think that word means what you think it means.

(inconceivable!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think we need an example of each to give an informed response. Over to you OP.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ah, gwan den.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I talked to you nice......or if I talked to you like a dirty sexy slut?

Hush now, Bargain Hunt is on.

Somebody records Bargain Hunt."

Got the box set for Christmas, the bloopers reel is fucking hilarious.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's some cock you've got there Op, what does it do to the gallon ?

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By *igwhitecock4u2xx OP Man
over a year ago

walsall

Hold on......there are women in the world that actually don't like big cock? I'm stunned

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hold on......there are women in the world that actually don't like big cock? I'm stunned

It's not that I don't like it.

It hurts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hold on......there are women in the world that actually don't like big cock? I'm stunned

There's big, then there's BIG

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Abit controversial I see lol

I don't think that word means what you think it means.

(inconceivable!) "

I don't think "The dread pirate Roberts" had a sword as big as that.

. I know I don't.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Hold on......there are women in the world that actually don't like big cock? I'm stunned

Sorry to disappoint, mate.

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By *igwhitecock4u2xx OP Man
over a year ago

walsall

You either like big cocks or yi u don't lol...You can't say I like big cocks then say that mines too big makes no sense lol

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By *ontbesillywrapyourwillyMan
over a year ago

Tipperary

"Hold on......there are women in the world that actually don't like big cock? I'm stunned

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don't mind them pal. They're secretly running out of mops to keep the kitchen floor dry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Show me your eyes......

I’ll be looking deep into them as I slowly absorb you into my body so I need to see.

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By *igwhitecock4u2xx OP Man
over a year ago

walsall

Damnnnnn that's hot

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"You either like big cocks or yi u don't lol...You can't say I like big cocks then say that mines too big makes no sense lol "

Uhh... Sure you can.

A vagina is only so big. More importantly, it's only so deep.

Being thumped in the cervix, a hazard of very big cock, can be eye wateringly, vomit inducingly painful.

Moreover, those who like to wave their enormous members around are often big cocks as people, and that's not attractive.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love your name, was it just one of those things where your brain and fingers wouldn't stop until all the spaces were used up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I talked to you nice......or if I talked to you like a dirty sexy slut? "

No... You are likely to get off a bit lighter with the first approach though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Love your name, was it just one of those things where your brain and fingers wouldn't stop until all the spaces were used up

Does what it says on the tin.

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"I talked to you nice......or if I talked to you like a dirty sexy slut? "

Shhussshhhhhh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd prefer if you just didn't talk

I almost chocked on pasta, on freaking pasta!"

Some threads should come with a health warning.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Love your name, was it just one of those things where your brain and fingers wouldn't stop until all the spaces were used up

I'm sure you'd be proud to display it on your veris

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By *ontbesillywrapyourwillyMan
over a year ago

Tipperary

"Love your name, was it just one of those things where your brain and fingers wouldn't stop until all the spaces were used up

I'm sure you'd be proud to display it on your veris

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those red lips are delighful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I talked to you nice......or if I talked to you like a dirty sexy slut?

You'd have to talk to me like I'm a trollope, for us to meet."

When is your next novel due, can I have a sneaky peek

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Love your name, was it just one of those things where your brain and fingers wouldn't stop until all the spaces were used up

I'm sure you'd be proud to display it on your veris

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Love your name, was it just one of those things where your brain and fingers wouldn't stop until all the spaces were used up

Does what it says on the tin. "

Im only 1 though

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By *igwhitecock4u2xx OP Man
over a year ago

walsall

If anyone's interested in wanking it now....if I get 20 winks I will go on cam in the West mids room....p.s I cum ALOT

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Love your name, was it just one of those things where your brain and fingers wouldn't stop until all the spaces were used up

I'm sure you'd be proud to display it on your veris

those red lips are delighful"

Thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Holy fuck

No.

*crosses legs*

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By *igwhitecock4u2xx OP Man
over a year ago

walsall

10 winks needed

cam...west mids...huge cock...bigger fun!!

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By *hunkyThighsMan
over a year ago

Gloucester

Thanks for all the laughs ladies

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"I will pass thanks....."

This isn't Mastermind ya know!

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By *igwhitecock4u2xx OP Man
over a year ago

walsall

Results are in.....I asked for 10 winks......I got 1 lol....Will wank on my own then.just me...my right hand....and my left

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Results are in.....I asked for 10 winks......I got 1 lol....Will wank on my own then.just me...my right hand....and my left

Do you have big hands?

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By *igwhitecock4u2xx OP Man
over a year ago

walsall

Just a very big cock x

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"Just a very big cock x"

Indeed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You either like big cocks or yi u don't lol...You can't say I like big cocks then say that mines too big makes no sense lol "

I like looking at them. I like wanking them.

I don't like them in my pussy, arse or mouth. I have a small mouth...like this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's perfect for a double-handed oily wank though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just a very big cock x

Indeed

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

You have a nice face OP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just a very big cock x"

Don't let it define you, you're so much more than that, no I can't type it without laughing.

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

"Just a very big cock x

Don't let it define you, you're so much more than that, no I can't type it without laughing. "

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Just a very big cock x

Don't let it define you, you're so much more than that, no I can't type it without laughing. "

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By *kmale201633Man
over a year ago

Southampton

"Just a very big cock x

Don't let it define you, you're so much more than that, no I can't type it without laughing. "

Brilliant lol

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By *irtySekretsCouple
over a year ago

Filthy Desires Upon Trent

It’s just a cock

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By *ymaleMan
over a year ago

nr Bradford

Tough crowd tonight, good job it looks like you can fuck yourself if it comes to it

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

Where's the remote control when you need it....

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

Yes, you have a cock, a rather impressive one at that.

But if my most erogenous zone isn't stimulated, then your cock is worthless.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd give it a go, just a shame you come across as the jackhammer in it for yourself kinda guy.

Ah well, you can't win em all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In South Korea the emergency number to report spies is 113.

I'm reporting you lot right now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It wouldn’t be an option your cocks far too big but putting cock size aside, it depends on the mood I’m in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't think your cock would be a problem in itself, but the dryness the chat so far is inducing could be

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd prefer if you just didn't talk

I almost chocked on pasta, on freaking pasta!

Some threads should come with a health warning.

They should

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd prefer if you just didn't talk

I almost chocked on pasta, on freaking pasta!

Some threads should come with a health warning.

They should

This one needs two.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm going to get one of those sausage making machines.

They clearly work wonders

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't think your cock would be a problem in itself, but the dryness the chat so far is inducing could be

I dunno, I reckon the Op is a renaissance man underneath that one dimensional exterior.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't think your cock would be a problem in itself, but the dryness the chat so far is inducing could be

I dunno, I reckon the Op is a renaissance man underneath that one dimensional exterior. "

1D could be a blessing, in 3D I could have been scared

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By *olden RatioWoman
over a year ago

Buckinghamshire

"I don't think your cock would be a problem in itself, but the dryness the chat so far is inducing could be

Oh my word

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just wouldnt. That is all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So much jealousy and hatred on this thread. From both sexes. Fab.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I talked to you nice......or if I talked to you like a dirty sexy slut? "

Neither. You're not my type at all.

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