FabSwingers.com forum: Most organisms given/received

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Not blowing my own........flute here but my all time record is approx 15......walking like John Wayne for a week.....didn't even cum close and had to the decent thing and carry her into work

Ladys what's the most you've had the pleasure of receiving in one long, hot n horny session

Guys what's the most you've ever administered

No fab fibbing now fellas because the admin team

don't know you

But they will find you

And when they find you

They will .....want proof

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

11 received when i was 19, 3 given in my early 40s with a women i met on here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is that like passing on crabs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you were that busy counting, I would assume she was sorting herself out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thread title reminds me of the moment on Blockbusters when Bob Holness asks "what "o" is used to describe a lifeform" (or words to that effect) Contestant answers: "orgasms"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

About a billion per 'load'

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By *alking DisasterWoman
over a year ago

South Oxfordshire

Most I've received - 0

Most I've given - 3

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If you were that busy counting, I would assume she was sorting herself out

Her abacus had broken so fingers had to be used

Borrowed 3 off mine also

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By *hatYorkLadMan
over a year ago

York

Organisms? Quite a few if I sneeze during the early stages of a cold...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Thread title reminds me of the moment on Blockbusters when Bob Holness asks "what "o" is used to describe a lifeform" (or words to that effect) Contestant answers: "orgasms""

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"42

There's a porn star right there fabbers

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Most I've received - 0

Most I've given - 3"

That's really really upsetting to hear that op Think you need to get out more

Or order in a takeaway xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't honestly remember knowingly receiving or giving any organisms to anyone.

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By *alking DisasterWoman
over a year ago

South Oxfordshire

"Most I've received - 0

Most I've given - 3

That's really really upsetting to hear that op Think you need to get out more

Or order in a takeaway xx"

I get out plenty

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By *logger and Rainbow-AliceCouple
over a year ago

Bridgend

5 orgasms, i dont cum easy so mine are massive. I think I almost went into a coma lol mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Most I've received - 0

Most I've given - 3

That's really really upsetting to hear that op Think you need to get out more

Or order in a takeaway xx

I get out plenty

Which goes to prove that maybe the OP shouldn’t be taking all the credit for the 15

My receiving record is only 1... and virtually unheard of with anyone other than hubby. Giving record is 3

Mrs F x

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

I can honestly say I don't know, I've never kept count of either.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"42

There's a porn star right there fabbers

Between 84 women. It’s hit and miss really....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"42

There's a porn star right there fabbers

Between 84 women. It’s hit and miss really...."

Hahaha!

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By *arumcoupleCouple
over a year ago

salisbury

Organism

an organism (from Greek: ???a??sµ??, organismos) is any individual entity that exhibits the properties of life. It is a synonym for "life form".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

WELL...the definition of an organism is - an individual animal, plant, or single-celled life form.

You really shouldn't blow your.....flute. 15 is devastatingly microscopic. My sneeze and sperm counts are in the thousands, in fact the hundreds of thousands.

I can give you sound advice on how to give more organisms to people if you like. You can give big ones and small ones. I got a 'B' in my Science GCSEs...definitely blowing my own trumpet here

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"5 orgasms, i dont cum easy so mine are massive. I think I almost went into a coma lol mrs"

That's not a bad effort from the adminstrator tbh mrs f if true what your saying

Well done that man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Received, 1, I'm a one shot wonder

Given, enough that they all wanted to meet me again, several times

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can honestly say I don't know, I've never kept count of either. "

Me too, I prefer to be in the moment

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"42

There's a porn star right there fabbers

Between 84 women. It’s hit and miss really...."

That's like the famous song op your once........twice.....not 3 x a lady

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can honestly say I don't know, I've never kept count of either.

Me too, I prefer to be in the moment "

No abacus on the side drawer for you then mrs p

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Received, 1, I'm a one shot wonder

Given, enough that they all wanted to meet me again, several times

There's another porn star right there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im confused u had 15 organisms in ya pubes?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Im confused u had 15 organisms in ya pubes?

Pmf

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

I really shouldn't find this thread title so funny but I do.

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"About a billion per 'load'"

About a million per kiss too lol!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I really shouldn't find this thread title so funny but I do."

Hopefully My humour shines through for you Mr m

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"11 received when i was 19, 3 given in my early 40s with a women i met on here."

Poor effort on the administering of the 3 Mr s

No cigar from admin for you I'm afraid

But probably a big Cuban one for her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't believe you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I really shouldn't find this thread title so funny but I do."

But it is funny.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I don't believe you

What that admin don't dish cigars out for the best of the best organisms administrators

Wdy ask them op

They'll tell you the truth

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So op doesn't mean other person

How silly do I look now pmsl

Thankyou for the nudge gorgeous,Think I never would have worked it out lol

Hope your all enjoying the not very good humour fellow fabby dabby do's

Luv to all including Mr Byron(But not in that way pal just not my type

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

126

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Most iv given in 1 sitting was 64 in 4 hours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Most iv given in 1 sitting was 64 in 4 hours"

Then you woke up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Most iv given in 1 sitting was 64 in 4 hours

Then you woke up

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no im not that good i cannot do it in my sleep yet

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

Well usually more, but I stop counting once I run out of fingers.... And I can't usually reach my toes.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"126"

Are you cheating n the e and including Alice's organisms too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"126

Are you cheating n the e and including Alice's organisms too

Alice is the one I gave them to

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"10

Well usually more, but I stop counting once I run out of fingers.... And I can't usually reach my toes. "

A lady on fab who can't touch her toes

Hmmmmmm

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"126

Are you cheating n the e and including Alice's organisms too

Alice is the one I gave them to

Then .....................

Double mmmmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I really don't like it when a man counts my orgasms. The sex is shit if they are just trying to make me cum.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I really don't like it when a man counts my orgasms. The sex is shit if they are just trying to make me cum."

Wasn't exactly saying I was counting vm......but she picked a number like I asked her too ..and I then proceeded to hit my target with the precision of robin hood and Rambo combined

You lot are gonna think I'm a right male tart aren't you?

Aren't you?

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

I (male) had a super sensitive lady who when she hit subspace would enter into rolling set of orgasms for fifteen to twenty minutes.

So that could be one big one or fifteen to twenty minor ones.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I really don't like it when a man counts my orgasms. The sex is shit if they are just trying to make me cum."

Yup

Cos they are usually all about their own ego

Yawnsville

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

"10

Well usually more, but I stop counting once I run out of fingers.... And I can't usually reach my toes.

A lady on fab who can't touch her toes

Hmmmmmm

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Oh I can touch my toes, get my hands flat on the floor... But not when they're pinned down over my head

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah i've given around 15-20. I think i came three or four times.

I dont know if thats a lot though.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"10

Well usually more, but I stop counting once I run out of fingers.... And I can't usually reach my toes.

A lady on fab who can't touch her toes

Hmmmmmm

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Oh I can touch my toes, get my hands flat on the floor... But not when they're pinned down over my head

Mmmmm..interesting

How about star jumps

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

"10

Well usually more, but I stop counting once I run out of fingers.... And I can't usually reach my toes.

A lady on fab who can't touch her toes

Hmmmmmm

...discusses revoking membership with admin team

Oh I can touch my toes, get my hands flat on the floor... But not when they're pinned down over my head

Mmmmm..interesting

How about star jumps

I prefer burpees.. With a tuck jump & press up

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"10

Well usually more, but I stop counting once I run out of fingers.... And I can't usually reach my toes.

A lady on fab who can't touch her toes

Hmmmmmm

...discusses revoking membership with admin team

Oh I can touch my toes, get my hands flat on the floor... But not when they're pinned down over my head

Mmmmm..interesting

How about star jumps

I prefer burpees.. With a tuck jump & press up "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve absolutely no idea

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’ve absolutely no idea "

Another fabster who didn't get an abacus for Christmas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ve absolutely no idea

Another fabster who didn't get an abacus for Christmas

What’s an organism in this context OP?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’ve absolutely no idea

Another fabster who didn't get an abacus for Christmas

What’s an organism in this context OP?"

It's similar to an orgasm pb

But more intense

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

This was a fun one

Bump

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Forums getting a bit heated tonight fabsters

Let's lighten the mood with your most organisms dished out And received

I have an abacus I'm renting out or I could lend my fingers lady's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I'm still able to keep count he's doing it wrong

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Agreed miss s

But for the record

An estimated guess?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If I'm still able to keep count he's doing it wrong "

This

I'm one of the lucky creatures, can orgasm quite easily, from a variety of stimulation.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If I'm still able to keep count he's doing it wrong "

Thats why i carry an abacus on meets

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If I'm still able to keep count he's doing it wrong

This

I'm one of the lucky creatures, can orgasm quite easily, from a variety of stimulation. "

I'm still giggling now with sinder's comment hun x

very funny and witty indeed

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If I'm still able to keep count he's doing it wrong

Thats why i carry an abacus on meets

Handsome bugger like you prob got about 5

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If I'm still able to keep count he's doing it wrong "

Lol my wife normally orgasms 3-5 times during sex and then probably a couple of times more if I finger her afterwards or she plays with one of her toys

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If I'm still able to keep count he's doing it wrong "

And still chuckling

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If I'm still able to keep count he's doing it wrong

Lol my wife normally orgasms 3-5 times during sex and then probably a couple of times more if I finger her afterwards or she plays with one of her toys "

Obvs live up to your names then

Good work fella + wifey

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

Better things to do than count, sorry.

Swapping rechargeable batteries in and out of the charger and vibrator, finding a USB lead for that weird internet-conected butt plug, changing the towels on the bed, refilling the water jug so she can rehydrate.... and you want me to count her orgasms as well???

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is that like passing on crabs

Only just read this one A

Very good

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Better things to do than count, sorry.

It is a fun post

But yes if you wouldn't mind

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Better things to do than count, sorry.

It is a fun post

But yes if you wouldn't mind

Aren't guys good at multi tasking

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

Why would anyone count? It not a competition.

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By *exylovingcoupleCouple
over a year ago

Uxbridge

I had a Spanish female friend a few years ago, she was immense fun! When ‘in the zone’ she would orgasm so easily, you could just whisper rude things into her ear and she would orgasm. I thought I would count once but gave up counting after ten, she was having so much fun and I need to focus on her. After sex she could never get of the bed for at least half an hour as she was so light headed and trembly. She really was great to be intimate with.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If I'm still able to keep count he's doing it wrong

Thats why i carry an abacus on meets

Handsome bugger like you prob got about 5

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buggererrrrrr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why would anyone count? It not a competition. "
its instinct im a salesman

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

Who goes to bed with a Pie Chart ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who goes to bed with a Pie Chart ?"
not me abacus only

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire

Organisms??

Like germs?

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By *CheshireMaleMan
over a year ago

Middlewich

Best ive had was a lady from here on an overnight meet, she said she came 20 times, I came 5 times then was empty - and exhauted lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Most I gave and had in a night was with an ex.. when we were good it was amazing and when we wasn't was sole destroying. She had 11 and me 3.. very compatable in bed.. but unfortunately is not the be all and end all in a relationship Xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I had a Spanish female friend a few years ago, she was immense fun! When ‘in the zone’ she would orgasm so easily, you could just whisper rude things into her ear and she would orgasm. I thought I would count once but gave up counting after ten, she was having so much fun and I need to focus on her. After sex she could never get of the bed for at least half an hour as she was so light headed and trembly. She really was great to be intimate with. "

Mr slc

I'm going on holiday to Spain next week and wanted to know the approx time they have there siestas

Could you pass on her number plse

Thankyou

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Provided I cum does it matter

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Provided I cum does it matter

We have a selfish lover in our ranks fabittes

He's not fussed if you organism

He's free tonight

Any takers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fanny cums incredibly easily (the likes of which I have never experienced with anyone else) and is multi orgasmic, so loses count. The reality is that she keeps coming until she has worn me out!

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By *ackD9Man
over a year ago

shropshire

The most I have given in one session ever is upwards of 25. I lost count at that point! She was a squirter and I had her at the point where I could make her cum, and squirt, at will. It was fucking glorious.

At my most recent meet, we spent around 8 hours together and had several lengthy oral sessions. I went down on her continually for around 45 minutes at a time. I adore giving oral - and she had around 10 orgasms while I was giving her head, finishing with a very loud leg trembler... When she clamped her thighs around my head to make me stop, I figured she’d had enough for a while

In contrast, I came twice!

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

Once Red starts it's apparently one constant one with waves of highs and not so highs … so … longest is over an hour ...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

To all the glass half empty fabby doo dars

It's only a bit of a giggle

Not to be taken too seriously

But if you are f.....g

Tonight

Please take with you your abacus

Or your calculators

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Provided I cum does it matter

We have a selfish lover in our ranks fabittes

He's not fussed if you organism

He's free tonight

Any takers

Oh there’s plenty of takers, I just can’t be arsed at present. But I’ll give anyone a yakult if they want

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've given myself about 8, the most in one day. Does that count?

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

Turning it around slightly .. how many times have guys been edged before cumming? What's the most?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is that like passing on crabs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never made a woman cum

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The most I have given in one session ever is upwards of 25. I lost count at that point! She was a squirter and I had her at the point where I could make her cum, and squirt, at will. It was fucking glorious.

In contrast, I came twice!"

And there's the final whistle chaps and it's been a right pasting for the guys

Result

hot lady 22-2 Jack

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

In contrast, I came twice!

And there's the final whistle chaps and it's been a right pasting for the guys

Result

hot lady 22-2 Jack

Sorry Jack 28 - 2

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By *hrobbermanMan
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

Thirty-odd years ago I was at Uni. My first GF there was a pretty English Rose (I am Scottish and she was the first English girl I'd ever gone out with). The first night we got properly frisky together she explained (rather embarassed) that she had no pubic hair ("because none ever grew"). I assured her that it was no problem. When I touched her smooth pussy she slid her own hand there too and was writhing through her first orgasm in seconds. She again explained (rather embarrassed) that she was multiply orgasmic and came nearly constantly. I again re-assured her that I was fine with that. After some more fingering orgasms, we rolled into a 69 (she explained "I've never sucked a cock" and I assured her that was fine and just to take it easy). She ground her minge onto my mouth like a she-demon and came over and over.

When we rolled over and I started to slide my cock into her fanny, she was coming constantly. I actually couldn't get it in. She was on fire and I had to work my cock in very gradually rubbing my swollen helmet up and down and around her dripping labia until (fighting against a running tide of fanny batter) I managed to sink it in balls deep. All Hell broke loose with her orgasms then. The actual sliding in and out of my swollen cock with its throbbing helmet had her in fits. I remember giving up counting her orgasms at two dozen.

The five or six months we were together was the most spiritually enriching and rewarding sexual relationship I have ever had. She made me feel like a fucking Sex God but of course it was her marvellous sexual sensitivity and incredible arousal which made it so. She was always on for fucking. She once made herself come sitting on a couch with her hands nowhere near her cunt. She was incredible.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Thirty-odd years ago I was at Uni. My first GF there was a pretty English Rose (I am Scottish and she was the first English girl I'd ever gone out with). The first night we got properly frisky together she explained (rather embarassed) that she had no pubic hair ("because none ever grew"). I assured her that it was no problem. When I touched her smooth pussy she slid her own hand there too and was writhing through her first orgasm in seconds. She again explained (rather embarrassed) that she was multiply orgasmic and came nearly constantly. I again re-assured her that I was fine with that. After some more fingering orgasms, we rolled into a 69 (she explained "I've never sucked a cock" and I assured her that was fine and just to take it easy). She ground her minge onto my mouth like a she-demon and came over and over.

this

Mr t man we all at fab salute you sir for being a champion sex god(of the 80's bet you'd struggle to reach these heights now lol)

This is amazing

(Althouh still chuckling about she-demon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you were that busy counting, I would assume she was sorting herself out

Lol...this, maybe he brought a Abacus...one, two, and a three,

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If you were that busy counting, I would assume she was sorting herself out

Lol...this, maybe he brought a Abacus...one, two, and a three,

I was there with my fists playing one potato two potato

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"This was a fun one

Bump

Mmmmmmmm nah. Wasn't

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who cares.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"This was a fun one

Bump

Mmmmmmmm nah. Wasn't"

Have you ever had multiple organisms granny c ?

If so can you remember totting them up sweetie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just gave my fwb 6 on the phone controlled all of them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just gave my fwb 6 on the phone controlled all of them "

Hahaha. I swear you live in your own little dream world

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I haven't received any organisms and my last test was clear. I've never given any either except for my millions of little wriggly kids

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just gave my fwb 6 on the phone controlled all of them

Hahaha. I swear you live in your own little dream world

"
just you wait girl

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just gave my fwb 6 on the phone controlled all of them "

Pmf your bloody sharper than that suit

I'm getting some for my fwb in Ireland soon

What's the range

(You were talking about mobile phone remote controlled love eggs wasn't you geezer?)

If not I'm looking like a right deviant here lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just gave my fwb 6 on the phone controlled all of them

Pmf your bloody sharper than that suit

I'm getting some for my fwb in Ireland soon

What's the range

(You were talking about mobile phone remote controlled love eggs wasn't you geezer?)

If not I'm looking like a right deviant here lol

No aids or vibrations just my voice and her imagination

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"126"

Bloody hell

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By *omewhatSlightlyDazedMan
over a year ago

Warwick Birmingham & YamYamLand

"If you were that busy counting, I would assume she was sorting herself out

I got this far before agreeing and giving up reading anymore.

Multiples have been administered on many occasions but how the F can you count those??? It's impossible.

A soaked bed and her not being able to walk or move for a bit due to trembling legs etc is how they usually end, if she's walking like John Wayne I think you're doing it wrong OP!?

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

"Who goes to bed with a Pie Chart ?not me abacus only

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If you were that busy counting, I would assume she was sorting herself out

I got this far before agreeing and giving up reading anymore.

Multiples have been administered on many occasions but how the F can you count those??? It's impossible.

A soaked bed and her not being able to walk or move for a bit due to trembling legs etc is how they usually end, if she's walking like John Wayne I think you're doing it wrong OP!?"

Minority here frosty

Over a 100 fabsters have joined in and not took it too seriously pal

Is it cause you've only ever given one lady an organism and even that was only half a one she told us

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

My gorgeous and very very naughty friendly one with benefits hit the attic last night

After 6 she got fed up of the abacus and threw it out of the window nearly catching ron in the head

Before he could say

Who threw that I needed it back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I couldn’t possibly count, I personally would have no limit, if the person knows what they are doing I could literally just repeat until I pass.. men on th otherhand are different

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I couldn’t possibly count, I personally would have no limit, if the person knows what they are doing I could literally just repeat until I pass.. men on th otherhand are different "

This

Until I pass

Luvving it

Is that out

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If you were that busy counting, I would assume she was sorting herself out

I got this far before agreeing and giving up reading anymore.

Multiples have been administered on many occasions but how the F can you count those??? It's impossible.

A soaked bed and her not being able to walk or move for a bit due to trembling legs etc is how they usually end, if she's walking like John Wayne I think you're doing it wrong OP!?"

Obvs not seen how John Wayne walks frosty guy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pass, generally from dehydration the headache starts due to fluid loss , always have plenty of water prepared

Have had powerful singular orgasms where Iv felt like I’m going to pass out, and partner has to hold me before I collapse !! Very intense them ones just one is needed not in numbers

Quality not quantity at its best

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

" I had to fight against a running tide of fanny batter" ! ! ! How romantic

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By *ix-foot-two-stuMan
over a year ago

Coventry

"Most I've received - 0

Most I've given - 3

That's really really upsetting to hear that op Think you need to get out more

Or order in a takeaway xx"

I think she’s talking about the number if kids she’s had, maybe?

To the op - autocorrect and the inability to edit on this forum software are a proper pita

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you were that busy counting, I would assume she was sorting herself out

I got this far before agreeing and giving up reading anymore.

Multiples have been administered on many occasions but how the F can you count those??? It's impossible.

A soaked bed and her not being able to walk or move for a bit due to trembling legs etc is how they usually end, if she's walking like John Wayne I think you're doing it wrong OP!?"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"" I had to fight against a running tide of fanny batter" ! ! ! How romantic

He must be a true romantic slinky

Not

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Thread title reminds me of the moment on Blockbusters when Bob Holness asks "what "o" is used to describe a lifeform" (or words to that effect) Contestant answers: "orgasms""

I remember that one pal

Did he ask for a p on the next round too

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Pass, generally from dehydration the headache starts due to fluid loss , always have plenty of water prepared

Have had powerful singular orgasms where Iv felt like I’m going to pass out, and partner has to hold me before I collapse !! Very intense them ones just one is needed not in numbers

Quality not quantity at its best "

Take 5 then and resume f ing

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By *ade and VanessaCouple
over a year ago

Central Scotland

If you're giving organisms then best to see your nearest GUM clinic...

V x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If you're giving organisms then best to see your nearest GUM clinic...

V x"

I'm a dyslexic swingster

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By *omewhatSlightlyDazedMan
over a year ago

Warwick Birmingham & YamYamLand

"If you were that busy counting, I would assume she was sorting herself out

I got this far before agreeing and giving up reading anymore.

Multiples have been administered on many occasions but how the F can you count those??? It's impossible.

A soaked bed and her not being able to walk or move for a bit due to trembling legs etc is how they usually end, if she's walking like John Wayne I think you're doing it wrong OP!?

Minority here frosty

Over a 100 fabsters have joined in and not took it too seriously pal

Is it cause you've only ever given one lady an organism and even that was only half a one she told us "

Haha, I haven't taken it seriously I just knew from your very first post you were counting the noises she makes when she's had enough of the crap sex and wants you to do 1

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By *omewhatSlightlyDazedMan
over a year ago

Warwick Birmingham & YamYamLand

Over a 100 fabsters have joined in

Also my wanna check your abacus bud, approx half the posts are yours

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By *omewhatSlightlyDazedMan
over a year ago

Warwick Birmingham & YamYamLand

*might

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Please leave the single lady's and hotwifes to the specialists frosty boy

Be gone with your single veri that just talked to you all night

I've just pinged her a message from a proper fella and were on for tonight and not just talking also kiddywinkie

Don't start winking at my veris inexperienced fella

They actually like having good hard sex

I'll drop my abacus off to count your veris on

Had it especially made for you just now

It only counts to one

Go and check in your locker see if theres an organism for a hot lady too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now now girls calm down

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

And Jessica rabbit doesn't count

She's not real

Don't think he can come back from this fabbites

Buried

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By *omewhatSlightlyDazedMan
over a year ago

Warwick Birmingham & YamYamLand

"Please leave the single lady's and hotwifes to the specialists frosty boy

Be gone with your single veri that just talked to you all night

I've just pinged her a message from a proper fella and were on for tonight and not just talking also kiddywinkie

Don't start winking at my veris inexperienced fella

They actually like having good hard sex

I'll drop my abacus off to count your veris on

Had it especially made for you just now

It only counts to one

Go and check in your locker see if theres an organism for a hot lady too

Your names a bit misleading misleading, up for a giggle? Looks like you take yourself too seriously tbh.

I get action outside of fab also so judge me on my lack of veris all you like I don't really care for your opinion and didn't ask for it either.

I'm happy and enjoying myself so zero fucks given at anything you say pal, you don't know me and I'm even happier at that because you seem a bit of an uptight cunt in all honesty.

Give your head a wobble, no need for your abuse.

If your whole life revolves around this site then I feel sorry for you. Mine doesn't plus I'm fairly new here too but get plenty of interest unlike a lot of the single guys on here.

My Fab time will come, until then I'm still having fun

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By *omewhatSlightlyDazedMan
over a year ago

Warwick Birmingham & YamYamLand

"Oh

And Jessica rabbit doesn't count

She's not real

Don't think he can come back from this fabbites

Buried

Buried? I think not. Only thing you should be trying to bury is your over inflated ego, you'd probably have even more success then, honest advice. I'm not here to argue with you and really don't care for it either.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh

And Jessica rabbit doesn't count

She's not real

Don't think he can come back from this fabbites

Buried

Easy tiger

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By *omewhatSlightlyDazedMan
over a year ago

Warwick Birmingham & YamYamLand

If anyone thinks I was out of order here I'd like to know. I did change my filters so I could message the OP to clear the ait but sadly I think he's blocked me. I'm not here to row but if I have caused anyone any upset I will apologise

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