FabSwingers.com forum: Has anybody ever........

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Coughed and farted (loudly) at the same time?

Whilst in a silent queue in a bank

Asking for a mate

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

not specifically in the bank no

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

not specifically in the bank no"

He's really embarrassed about it

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Your (friends’) best hope is that a) The cough was loud enough to mask the anal announcement and b) The said fart was odourless.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tell your friend that my friend, who did it in a silent Pilates class, sends her sympathies.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Erm no I can safely say I haven't.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

woman never fart.

they always hold something back

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"Coughed and farted (loudly) at the same time?

Whilst in a silent queue in a bank

Asking for a mate

Is your friend splattered over the banks walls ?

If he isn't I can confirm it wasn't exactly simultaneous or he'd have exploded

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I think you lot are not taking this seriously are you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

KingC4611 once had such a bad coughing fit and was tending so much he got a boner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"KingC4611 once had such a bad coughing fit and was tending so much he got a boner"

And I bet he’s thrilled that whenever someone discusses coughing I bring it up

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"I think you lot are not taking this seriously are you

Shut up farty arse.

I actually wrote shit by mistake.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"KingC4611 once had such a bad coughing fit and was tending so much he got a boner

And I bet he’s thrilled that whenever someone discusses coughing I bring it up "

Bad wifey.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve coughed and farted. It bloody hurts.

I’m not ashamed of my farts....I film them for my own enjoyment

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I think you lot are not taking this seriously are you

Shut up farty arse.

I actually wrote shit by mistake."

It wasn't me it was my bloody mate!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a friend who sneezed and farted in class once..

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a friend who sneezed and farted in class once.."

Was it actually you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a friend who sneezed and farted in class once..

Was it actually you "

Not at all..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You think thats bad i once felt dodgy after a curry so took a few sennacot

Sneezed the next day an you can guess the rest

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have a friend who sneezed and farted in class once..

Was it actually you

Not at all.."

Liar tut tut

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a friend who sneezed and farted in class once..

Was it actually you

Not at all..

Liar tut tut"

Least I'm not asking for a "friend"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As I've got older, I've found that farting while cumming, is an recent embarrassment to beware of.

Have sometimes coughed so hard, I've had painful cramp in the pereneum.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a friend who sneezed and farted in class once..

Was it actually you

Not at all..

Liar tut tut

Least I'm not asking for a "friend"

I, for one, think it's very sweet that you chose your username in your friend's honour

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

I do generally find myself to be more windy as I get older,what's that all about.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have a friend who sneezed and farted in class once..

Was it actually you

Not at all..

Liar tut tut

Least I'm not asking for a "friend"

Great tits by the way!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just seen a related status on Facebook

The human fart is louder than a Trombone.

As discovered at daughters school concert.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I do generally find myself to be more windy as I get older,what's that all about."

The flaps get looser and you'll get a draft around your bum.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a friend who sneezed and farted in class once..

Was it actually you

Not at all..

Liar tut tut

Least I'm not asking for a "friend"

Great tits by the way!! "

Thanks, grew them myself x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's worse being a woman after having kids and coughing, unexpected wee! Note to self, must do pelvic floor exercises!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a friend who sneezed and farted in class once..

Was it actually you

Not at all..

Liar tut tut

Least I'm not asking for a "friend"

Great tits by the way!!

Thanks, grew them myself x"

Did you grow them for a friend?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a friend who sneezed and farted in class once..

Was it actually you

Not at all..

Liar tut tut

Least I'm not asking for a "friend"

Great tits by the way!!

Thanks, grew them myself x

Did you grow them for a friend?

Nah these were grown for my own enjoyment;)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have a friend who sneezed and farted in class once..

Was it actually you

Not at all..

Liar tut tut

Least I'm not asking for a "friend"

Great tits by the way!!

Thanks, grew them myself x

Did you grow them for a friend?

Nah these were grown for my own enjoyment;)"

How do you enjoy your own tits? Asking for a friend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a friend who sneezed and farted in class once..

Was it actually you

Not at all..

Liar tut tut

Least I'm not asking for a "friend"

Great tits by the way!!

Thanks, grew them myself x

Did you grow them for a friend?

Nah these were grown for my own enjoyment;)"

Bit like my knob these days

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a friend who sneezed and farted in class once..

Was it actually you

Not at all..

Liar tut tut

Least I'm not asking for a "friend"

Great tits by the way!!

Thanks, grew them myself x

Did you grow them for a friend?

Nah these were grown for my own enjoyment;)

How do you enjoy your own tits? Asking for a friend"

Now that's a secret to stay between me and my tits..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a friend who sneezed and farted in class once..

Was it actually you

Not at all..

Liar tut tut

Least I'm not asking for a "friend"

Great tits by the way!!

Thanks, grew them myself x

Did you grow them for a friend?

Nah these were grown for my own enjoyment;)

How do you enjoy your own tits? Asking for a friend

Now that's a secret to stay between me and my tits.."

And me

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"I do generally find myself to be more windy as I get older,what's that all about.

The flaps get looser and you'll get a draft around your bum."

Ooh the joys.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a friend who sneezed and farted in class once..

Was it actually you

Not at all..

Liar tut tut

Least I'm not asking for a "friend"

Great tits by the way!!

Thanks, grew them myself x

Did you grow them for a friend?

Nah these were grown for my own enjoyment;)

How do you enjoy your own tits? Asking for a friend

Now that's a secret to stay between me and my tits..

And me "

Of course baby xo

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

#giggling

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I remember a short time back wherein I had been sitting on a train for an hour or so whilst holding in particularly painful wind.

I finally got off at a very quiet station and seeing no one around me, opted to let rip with the most satisfying and relieving, surely mightiest fart the world has ever heard.

When I looked around, I couldn’t help but notice that a lady had appeared and was standing about ten feet away from me.....oh dear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How do you enjoy your own tits? Asking for a friend"

Seriously?

If I had tits I'd never need to leave the house.

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