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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I don’t know what to do I woke up for the last hour and My cock is hard as fuck and it gets even more stretching long and hard!

What do I need to do to calme it down?

xx

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

Wank?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're 33. I'm guessing this has been happening around 20 years now? Surely you know what to do by now?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dont worry, another 20 years and it will be like a dead fish.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Wank? "
I tried but nothing changes

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By *ilth500Man
over a year ago

Merseyside


"You're 33. I'm guessing this has been happening around 20 years now? Surely you know what to do by now?! "

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


"I don’t know what to do I woke up for the last hour and My cock is hard as fuck and it gets even more stretching long and hard!

What do I need to do to calme it down?

xx"

Cold shower.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hang some washing on it?

Pop some bread on the end and feed the birds?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Slam it in the door.

The pain will make you forget everything

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You're 33. I'm guessing this has been happening around 20 years now? Surely you know what to do by now?! "

It seams that nothing works this morning

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Dont worry, another 20 years and it will be like a dead fish. "
it a long way to go

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Slam it in the door.

The pain will make you forget everything "

It a bit to much to take the pain in the morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dont worry, another 20 years and it will be like a dead fish. it a long way to go "

You'll be surprised how quickly it comes

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hang some washing on it?

Pop some bread on the end and feed the birds?"

Thanks man good thinking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cover it in tin foil and roast for an hour baste every 20mins....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I don’t know what to do I woke up for the last hour and My cock is hard as fuck and it gets even more stretching long and hard!

What do I need to do to calme it down?

xx

Cold shower."

I may try the cold shower x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don’t know what to do I woke up for the last hour and My cock is hard as fuck and it gets even more stretching long and hard!

What do I need to do to calme it down?

xx"

33 and doesn't know what to do with a hard on? Ffs you need help

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Is it hard to wank with those implants in?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I don’t know what to do I woke up for the last hour and My cock is hard as fuck and it gets even more stretching long and hard!

What do I need to do to calme it down?

xx

33 and doesn't know what to do with a hard on? Ffs you need help "

Is not that I don’t it just doesn’t works the usual thinks

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Wank? I tried but nothing changes "
Go online and type " Katie Prices face " . That should help . You're welcome

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is it hard to wank with those implants in?"
no is not they even make it feel more exciting

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Wank? I tried but nothing changes Go online and type " Katie Prices face " . That should help . You're welcome "
thanks I will try it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wish i had implants I'm just a chubby guy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wack it against the fridge door that'll fix it. Other doors are available

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wank? I tried but nothing changes Go online and type " Katie Prices face " . That should help . You're welcome "

Surely that's if he want's to throw up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don’t know what to do I woke up for the last hour and My cock is hard as fuck and it gets even more stretching long and hard!

What do I need to do to calme it down?

So xx"

Go for a wee!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Wank? I tried but nothing changes Go online and type " Katie Prices face " . That should help . You're welcome

Surely that's if he want's to throw up "
Well I'm guessing that will take his mind off his cock though

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate


"I wish i had implants I'm just a chubby guy "

Go and get them if you want them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think of your great great grandad chewing the end

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I read 'implants' in one of the replies, I had to go have a look at your pics. What the fuck are those??? And why a sane (I'm assuming) person would want anything like that sticking out of his penis??? It also must have hurt, getting it done...

But I'd better reply to your post, before I earn myself yet another 'timeout'. Watch porn? Use some ideas from American Pie?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don’t know what to do I woke up for the last hour and My cock is hard as fuck and it gets even more stretching long and hard!

What do I need to do to calme it down?

xx"

cold shower should sort ya out pal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When I read 'implants' in one of the replies, I had to go have a look at your pics. What the fuck are those??? And why a sane (I'm assuming) person would want anything like that sticking out of his penis??? It also must have hurt, getting it done...

But I'd better reply to your post, before I earn myself yet another 'timeout'. Watch porn? Use some ideas from American Pie? "

Could be a good thread starter to ask why blokes have done it?

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"I don’t know what to do I woke up for the last hour and My cock is hard as fuck and it gets even more stretching long and hard!

What do I need to do to calme it down?

xx"

Take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

A

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"When I read 'implants' in one of the replies, I had to go have a look at your pics. What the fuck are those??? And why a sane (I'm assuming) person would want anything like that sticking out of his penis??? It also must have hurt, getting it done...

But I'd better reply to your post, before I earn myself yet another 'timeout'. Watch porn? Use some ideas from American Pie? "
I had to look as well now that you said that . I wish I didn't!!

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By *amelhunterMan
over a year ago

newcastle

Attention seeking?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Could be a good thread starter to ask why blokes have done it?"

I think that's a good idea. I might start one . My eyes are probably going to be watering quite a lot, despite being a woman...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Attention seeking? "

we are all here seeking attention

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"When I read 'implants' in one of the replies, I had to go have a look at your pics. What the fuck are those??? And why a sane (I'm assuming) person would want anything like that sticking out of his penis??? It also must have hurt, getting it done...

But I'd better reply to your post, before I earn myself yet another 'timeout'. Watch porn? Use some ideas from American Pie? "

It a long story! But for me they all good now I got used to them.

Thanks for your American pie advice x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Attention seeking? "

No I’m all good for that mate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think of your mum naked

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By *.A.MGUY55Man
over a year ago

Rochdale

Morning wood it's normal

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By *ndecidedMan
over a year ago

London

Hire yourself out as a towel rack!

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By *oresexMan
over a year ago

South West coast

Lay back down and get some more sleep, at least you won't roll out of bed accidentally ...lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dont worry, another 20 years and it will be like a dead fish. "

You know, there are times when I really wish it was, but no. The little shit still wakes me up in the middle of the night and most mornings. .

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Stops me rolling out of bed every morning

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