FabSwingers.com forum: Excuses

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What are the most far fetched excuses that " couples or single" females use for not meeting up, camming or talking in the phone.

We have heard " my wife has to go to her mums as she just taken a heart attack, the baby sitter hasent turned up so can me the male come alone."

Eh.... not a chance pal is our reply, then block

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By *entleman JayMan
over a year ago

Wakefield

My grandsons got meningitis and I have to go to hospital. It’s funny we never managed to rearrange that meet. It’s ok though beacause two days later I was told “it’s going to be alright he’s coming out today”.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only had one far fetched horse accident that turned out to be true as i fucked her the day after wrist in cast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We were supposed to be meeting a guy but he went quiet the week before the meet. He then mailed and said he'd fallen off a roof!

But my gut feeling was that he was telling the truth.

We met him a few weeks later and he still had bruises. He was a really nice guy.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"We were supposed to be meeting a guy but he went quiet the week before the meet. He then mailed and said he'd fallen off a roof!

But my gut feeling was that he was telling the truth.

We met him a few weeks later and he still had bruises. He was a really nice guy.

Was his name "rod hull"

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

I don't think we've ever been given a really far fetched excuse.

We had to cancel once for genuine reasons, the guy wasn't pleased. We later rearranged but something told us he would cancel on us as payback. He did cancel, whether it was payback or not we shall never know.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We were supposed to be meeting a guy but he went quiet the week before the meet. He then mailed and said he'd fallen off a roof!

But my gut feeling was that he was telling the truth.

We met him a few weeks later and he still had bruises. He was a really nice guy.

Was his name "rod hull"

Yes

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"We were supposed to be meeting a guy but he went quiet the week before the meet. He then mailed and said he'd fallen off a roof!

But my gut feeling was that he was telling the truth.

We met him a few weeks later and he still had bruises. He was a really nice guy.

Was his name "rod hull"

Yes

So glad you got the joke

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By *entleman JayMan
over a year ago

Wakefield

"We were supposed to be meeting a guy but he went quiet the week before the meet. He then mailed and said he'd fallen off a roof!

But my gut feeling was that he was telling the truth.

We met him a few weeks later and he still had bruises. He was a really nice guy.

Was his name "rod hull"

I didn’t thank you we’re allowed to use names on here lol.

Yes

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By *entleman JayMan
over a year ago

Wakefield

"We were supposed to be meeting a guy but he went quiet the week before the meet. He then mailed and said he'd fallen off a roof!

But my gut feeling was that he was telling the truth.

We met him a few weeks later and he still had bruises. He was a really nice guy.

Was his name "rod hull"

I didn’t thank you we’re allowed to use names on here lol.

Yes

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

That all of his 5 grown up children from all parts of the U.K. had ‘suddenly’ descended on him without prior knowledge.....yeah right.

His loss.....

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

“No Steve your cocks too big”

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"“No Steve your cocks too big”

Really?

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Time of the month,

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"“No Steve your cocks too big”

Really? "

No. It was a forum jest, designed to amuse and delight.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Time of the month,"
what time did you say you couldn’t meet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

have we all had the silent treatment leading up to a meet?

no reply to texts etc?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wouldn't say I've had a really farfetch'd excuse although it's amazing how often people's mum's get rushed into hospital just before a meet.

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"Time of the month, what time did you say you couldn’t meet? "

Thursday at 2pm

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Time of the month, what time did you say you couldn’t meet?

Thursday at 2pm

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bloody ladies that lunch time wasting ‘where’s me pud?’ Let-Down Lucy’s

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

None because I meet people in clubs saves the hassle

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Time of the month,"

Hey you.....

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By *ud and BryanCouple
over a year ago

Boston, Lincolnshire

We once had, "the wife had a tattoo today and now feels ill".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was just headed out the door for a meet once when I got a call from my mate

He'd just been told he had terminal cancer

Funnily enough, I didn't feel much like meeting after that

I told the people I was meeting, who chose not to believe me and called me all the names under sun

Not one ounce of thought or understanding or compassion

It was automatic "it's a bloke, he's a liar, he's a timewaster"

That day, I really didn't need it

To give it context though, I really didn't care either.

Just let them go on with themselves a bit and then blocked them

After the way they conducted themselves, they had zero chance of me ever wanting to meet them

I didn't care that in doing so, I probably added to their theories

My mate lasted 4 months, riddled with cancer at 49

It helped me realise I needed more positive people in my life, not suspicious cynics

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"I was just headed out the door for a meet once when I got a call from my mate

He'd just been told he had terminal cancer

Funnily enough, I didn't feel much like meeting after that

I told the people I was meeting, who chose not to believe me and called me all the names under sun

Not one ounce of thought or understanding or compassion

It was automatic "it's a bloke, he's a liar, he's a timewaster"

That day, I really didn't need it

To give it context though, I really didn't care either.

Just let them go on with themselves a bit and then blocked them

After the way they conducted themselves, they had zero chance of me ever wanting to meet them

I didn't care that in doing so, I probably added to their theories

My mate lasted 4 months, riddled with cancer at 49

It helped me realise I needed more positive people in my life, not suspicious cynics "

Cor Bussy when there's a nail and a hammer you don't half hit it on the head.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was just headed out the door for a meet once when I got a call from my mate

He'd just been told he had terminal cancer

Funnily enough, I didn't feel much like meeting after that

I told the people I was meeting, who chose not to believe me and called me all the names under sun

Not one ounce of thought or understanding or compassion

It was automatic "it's a bloke, he's a liar, he's a timewaster"

That day, I really didn't need it

To give it context though, I really didn't care either.

Just let them go on with themselves a bit and then blocked them

After the way they conducted themselves, they had zero chance of me ever wanting to meet them

I didn't care that in doing so, I probably added to their theories

My mate lasted 4 months, riddled with cancer at 49

It helped me realise I needed more positive people in my life, not suspicious cynics "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"have we all had the silent treatment leading up to a meet?

no reply to texts etc?"

I have. So I say sorry can't meet now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wouldn't say I've had a really farfetch'd excuse although it's amazing how often people's mum's get rushed into hospital just before a meet. "

We had a couple where 'her granddad died'. She texted and said she didn't feel up to the meet. He emailed and said they couldn't wait for the meet. They clearly hadn't got their story straight.

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

I don’t understand why people can’t just say they have changed their mind or have gone off the idea

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By *eal Deal PartiesWoman
over a year ago

"What are the most far fetched excuses that " couples or single" females use for not meeting up, camming or talking in the phone.

We have heard " my wife has to go to her mums as she just taken a heart attack, the baby sitter hasent turned up so can me the male come alone."

Eh.... not a chance pal is our reply, then block

We hear them all

My uncle has died

I have broken my toe playing rugby

I have a lump growing..

Funny really

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Since arranging the meet, my wife has been to specsavers and no longer fancies you

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By *eal Deal PartiesWoman
over a year ago

"Since arranging the meet, my wife has been to specsavers and no longer fancies you

I like that one

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