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does wanking really make you blind?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

who said this first, because I heard it was healthy to masturbate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No,but you will get male pattern baldness on the palm of your hand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i had to move the tv closer while watcjing porn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

does wanking really make you blind?

Yes and the moon is made of cheese ..... down Wozza.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

wow realy cheese,my mum used too tell me that ,now that you have confirmed it i will never disbelieve her again ,not that she is going to tell me any more porkies she has been dead ten years

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By *danteMan
over a year ago

rhonda

it does if you poke yourself in the eye

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nopw but it dosnt it sting abit if you shoot yourself in the eye?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

anyone ever had spunk in there eyes,i have,and come to think of it it does sting

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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"anyone ever had spunk in there eyes,i have,and come to think of it it does sting"

It really, really hurts

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

wot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

they don't call me mr. magoo for nothing

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"anyone ever had spunk in there eyes,i have,and come to think of it it does sting

"

Not in yer Jap's eye it doesn't.

Or if it does, see yer Dr. real quick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can this site be made available in Braille or large print please?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

its so boring seeing guys wank get a life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Victorian myth, to stop boys playing with themselves?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

it's the reason i now sport jam jar bottoms

lay in bed alone and unable to sleep, i have simply said 'this could be your lucky day' far too many times !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Victorian myth, to stop boys playing with themselves?"

In 1716 Dutch theologian Dr. Balthazar Bekker wrote about how wanking can fuck your eyesight....... I think he perhaps used a more polite way of saying it though.....

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"Victorian myth, to stop boys playing with themselves?

In 1716 Dutch theologian Dr. Balthazar Bekker wrote about how wanking can fuck your eyesight....... I think he perhaps used a more polite way of saying it though..... "

and the use of a lot more double vowels i would guess

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Victorian myth, to stop boys playing with themselves?

In 1716 Dutch theologian Dr. Balthazar Bekker wrote about how wanking can fuck your eyesight....... I think he perhaps used a more polite way of saying it though.....

and the use of a lot more double vowels i would guess"

hartelijk dank....... Rushmoon !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only if you get off poking yourself in the eye whilst having a hand shandy.

Mind you, if you cocks that big you can poke yourself in the eye with it, best advice is throw a pic of it up on your profile and there may well be enough offers of fun to combat an over-reliance on masturbation.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"who said this first, because I heard it was healthy to masturbate "

Masturbation is good for You..;-)

Being a wanker is not good for Us...

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"who said this first, because I heard it was healthy to masturbate

Masturbation is good for You..;-)

Being a wanker is not good for Us..."

Reagan, Bush, Obama...... you could be correct.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

can't read this thread, think I might av overdone it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

apparently it's fine for ladies as long as they use carrots.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"apparently it's fine for ladies as long as they use carrots."

But if you overdo it with the carrots, that just turns everything orange due to the carrotine.

Then its like going down on a traffic cone!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"apparently it's fine for ladies as long as they use carrots.

But if you overdo it with the carrots, that just turns everything orange due to the carrotine.

Then its like going down on a traffic cone!"

never mind, ya might grow rabbit ears, all the better to breathe with

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"apparently it's fine for ladies as long as they use carrots.

But if you overdo it with the carrots, that just turns everything orange due to the carrotine.

Then its like going down on a traffic cone!"

i've had one like that, they don't half echo don't they

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

I'm with Etta James and Chiken Shack ( et al ) on this one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you see the keyboard?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

I'm with Etta James and Chiken Shack ( et al ) on this one. "

You want a 100 Ton Chicken or you'd rather go blind?

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

No but getting spunk in your eye does.. Well it fooking hurts..

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By *un_JuiceCouple
over a year ago

Nr Chester

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"jueygf zja asdo sadawa PPPPPPPPPPI 11WRV

SFaerthrljk k xHD "

i agree, my thoughts entirely

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

anyone seen my glasses?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"No but getting spunk in your eye does.. Well it fooking hurts.. "

bukakke it is then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I CAN SADLY SAY ITS TRUE

i have been a wanker for most of my life . four t five times a day and i am now blind so beware .JIMMY.

i would just like to thank linda for reading this to me and responding for me lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hmmmm if only it were true, would have opened a laser cateract correction facility and made a blooming killing!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It certainly damages your eyes, which explains why I'm long sighted.

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow


"No but getting spunk in your eye does.. Well it fooking hurts.. "

swallow,problem solved,

on the masturbation causing blindness thing.

worry ye not,

so long as it doesnt make your ears fall off.

get glasses.

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By *un_JuiceCouple
over a year ago

Nr Chester

We took it more serious at the time but i had great delight in explaining to a nurse at the DRI hospital in Derby that some stray manmilk had gotten into my dear ladies eye. Thankfully they were a huge help and no lasting harm was done.

Was great keeping a straight face and tactfully running her through what had happened. The gf saw the funny side a few days later and boasted to her friends

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By *ittlemorespiceCouple
over a year ago

North Cornwall

who said that?

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