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Anyone else next to a snoring OH?

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By *ed Petal OP   Couple
over a year ago

Kent

Mr RP had too much food and drink. It looks like I am now going to spend the rest of the night next a snoring man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm next to a snoring dog, until the pizza arrives and then it'll be a riverdancing dog trying to get bits of topping!

P

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By *orksRockerMan
over a year ago

Bradford


"I'm next to a snoring dog, until the pizza arrives and then it'll be a riverdancing dog trying to get bits of topping!

P"

River dance!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gentle press on the Adams Apple with your foot along with the words ‘stop that bloody snoring or, by God, I’ll do something that rhymes with woke as I can’t say the actual word in the forum the life out of you’ should work.

You’re welcome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm next to a snoring dog, until the pizza arrives and then it'll be a riverdancing dog trying to get bits of topping!

P

River dance!!! "

I swear, wooden floors and dogs do not mix! It's like Michael fucking Flately in a wooly jumper

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By *ed Petal OP   Couple
over a year ago

Kent


"I'm next to a snoring dog, until the pizza arrives and then it'll be a riverdancing dog trying to get bits of topping!

P"

Haha. Our b**dy dog overdid it yesterday. He always chooses the new carpet for being sick. Nice Boxing Day present, I tell ya

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By *ed Petal OP   Couple
over a year ago

Kent


"Gentle press on the Adams Apple with your foot along with the words ‘stop that bloody snoring or, by God, I’ll do something that rhymes with woke as I can’t say the actual word in the forum the life out of you’ should work.

You’re welcome "

It’s very similar to my normal technique. Squeezing his nose shut works quite well too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We tag team snored today! I slept through the footy and now he’s dozing. Means we’ll both be awake later tho

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I snore. Someone I see regularly for overnight meets snores. Infact he sounds like hes taking off. It's used to annoy me now I find it endearing and it makes me smile. Doubt he says my snorimg makes him smile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm next to a snoring dog, until the pizza arrives and then it'll be a riverdancing dog trying to get bits of topping!

P

Haha. Our b**dy dog overdid it yesterday. He always chooses the new carpet for being sick. Nice Boxing Day present, I tell ya"

Oh noooooo

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By *ed Petal OP   Couple
over a year ago

Kent


"I'm next to a snoring dog, until the pizza arrives and then it'll be a riverdancing dog trying to get bits of topping!

P

Haha. Our b**dy dog overdid it yesterday. He always chooses the new carpet for being sick. Nice Boxing Day present, I tell ya

Oh noooooo "

Oh yes. My daughter did a half hearted attempt at cleaning it up, meaning I was scrubbing off dog sick before breakfast. I made him fast today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm next to a snoring dog, until the pizza arrives and then it'll be a riverdancing dog trying to get bits of topping!

P

Haha. Our b**dy dog overdid it yesterday. He always chooses the new carpet for being sick. Nice Boxing Day present, I tell ya

Oh noooooo

Oh yes. My daughter did a half hearted attempt at cleaning it up, meaning I was scrubbing off dog sick before breakfast. I made him fast today "

At least it doesn't smell as bad as human vom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m very noise sensitive to people who breathe loud. Can’t stand noise at night, so wear ear plugs

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