FabSwingers.com forum: Cards against humanity

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Those who know me, will know my humour is quite dark and quite crude.

I like to think I get this from my Granny.

Yesterday, around the dinner table we were playing Cards Against Humanity. Not a proper game mind you, I just gave everyone a bundle of answers and asked the questions.

I asked a question (can’t remember what) and my Granny handed me a card which said ‘smegma’. Then said ‘I don’t actually know what that one means.’

‘Knob cheese Granny. It means knob cheese. Like when you don’t wash’. She found this hilarious.

A few questions later I ask ‘why can’t I sleep at night?’

Smegma

. She had taken the card back, and used it again

How was your Christmas? Did you have to explain smegma to your Granny?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

your granny sounds ace! Sadly mine are no longer around but they also would have found it hilarious!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

your granny sounds ace! Sadly mine are no longer around but they also would have found it hilarious!

One of my wee sisters picked up a comb from a cracker and brushed her hair. My granny says ‘oh, I just brushed my pubes with that, so if you find curly grey hairs...that’s why’

My dad then used it on his beard and my granny says ‘aye of course you do, but you’re used to my pubes on your face anyway’

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By *orksRockerMan
over a year ago

Bradford

This is a funny game. My friend got me a set last year and we played while we were drinking. It gets funnier and funnier. She almost wet herself.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"This is a funny game. My friend got me a set last year and we played while we were drinking. It gets funnier and funnier. She almost wet herself. "

My mum was shocked and impressed at how much my 15 year old sister knew haha

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By *orksRockerMan
over a year ago

Bradford

I want to play it with your granny!!! She sounds hilarious!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve had enough explaining to do recently without smegma

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We played it last night and smegma was mentioned, as my friend's daughter hadn't heard of it when she first played CAH, and Googled it.

She said if she died her search history would make her look like some kind of pervert.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Those who know me, will know my humour is quite dark and quite crude.

I like to think I get this from my Granny.

Yesterday, around the dinner table we were playing Cards Against Humanity. Not a proper game mind you, I just gave everyone a bundle of answers and asked the questions.

I asked a question (can’t remember what) and my Granny handed me a card which said ‘smegma’. Then said ‘I don’t actually know what that one means.’

‘Knob cheese Granny. It means knob cheese. Like when you don’t wash’. She found this hilarious.

A few questions later I ask ‘why can’t I sleep at night?’

Smegma

. She had taken the card back, and used it again

How was your Christmas? Did you have to explain smegma to your Granny?"

I'm ill,and I can't get my old user name back as somebody has claimed it,I'm stuck with Rudolph RipRock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Those who know me, will know my humour is quite dark and quite crude.

I like to think I get this from my Granny.

Yesterday, around the dinner table we were playing Cards Against Humanity. Not a proper game mind you, I just gave everyone a bundle of answers and asked the questions.

I asked a question (can’t remember what) and my Granny handed me a card which said ‘smegma’. Then said ‘I don’t actually know what that one means.’

‘Knob cheese Granny. It means knob cheese. Like when you don’t wash’. She found this hilarious.

A few questions later I ask ‘why can’t I sleep at night?’

Smegma

. She had taken the card back, and used it again

How was your Christmas? Did you have to explain smegma to your Granny?

I'm ill,and I can't get my old user name back as somebody has claimed it,I'm stuck with Rudolph RipRock"

That's happened to a few forums users who changed to Christmas names. The theories are, there's a glitch in the system and they will come back, or, someone nicked all your old usernames.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Those who know me, will know my humour is quite dark and quite crude.

I like to think I get this from my Granny.

Yesterday, around the dinner table we were playing Cards Against Humanity. Not a proper game mind you, I just gave everyone a bundle of answers and asked the questions.

I asked a question (can’t remember what) and my Granny handed me a card which said ‘smegma’. Then said ‘I don’t actually know what that one means.’

‘Knob cheese Granny. It means knob cheese. Like when you don’t wash’. She found this hilarious.

A few questions later I ask ‘why can’t I sleep at night?’

Smegma

. She had taken the card back, and used it again

How was your Christmas? Did you have to explain smegma to your Granny?

I'm ill,and I can't get my old user name back as somebody has claimed it,I'm stuck with Rudolph RipRock"

Someone nicked mine too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I played it for the first time last month, it's great

My parents wouldn't 'get it' though

Although I'd be surprised if they didn't know what smegma was

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Those who know me, will know my humour is quite dark and quite crude.

I like to think I get this from my Granny.

Yesterday, around the dinner table we were playing Cards Against Humanity. Not a proper game mind you, I just gave everyone a bundle of answers and asked the questions.

I asked a question (can’t remember what) and my Granny handed me a card which said ‘smegma’. Then said ‘I don’t actually know what that one means.’

‘Knob cheese Granny. It means knob cheese. Like when you don’t wash’. She found this hilarious.

A few questions later I ask ‘why can’t I sleep at night?’

Smegma

. She had taken the card back, and used it again

How was your Christmas? Did you have to explain smegma to your Granny?"

I just spat my coffee everywhere reading this. Thank you!!! XD

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Those who know me, will know my humour is quite dark and quite crude.

I like to think I get this from my Granny.

Yesterday, around the dinner table we were playing Cards Against Humanity. Not a proper game mind you, I just gave everyone a bundle of answers and asked the questions.

I asked a question (can’t remember what) and my Granny handed me a card which said ‘smegma’. Then said ‘I don’t actually know what that one means.’

‘Knob cheese Granny. It means knob cheese. Like when you don’t wash’. She found this hilarious.

A few questions later I ask ‘why can’t I sleep at night?’

Smegma

. She had taken the card back, and used it again

How was your Christmas? Did you have to explain smegma to your Granny?

I just spat my coffee everywhere reading this. Thank you!!! XD"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never heard of it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not quite but I did have to explain Pavlov's dog, and Schrödinger's cat to a relative... it quickly descended in to silliness though so swings and roundabouts

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Could you prove Schrödinger's cat was on the swings or the roundabouts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Could you prove Schrödinger's cat was on the swings or the roundabouts"

Until we checked the park, he was on both

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My son was well educated by my friends with cards against humanity. He probably puts down the sickest answers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Played the same game with my 26 year old daughter, she has a sick sense of humour.. I don't know who she gets it from.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We love this game and have played it on socials before.

We also now have profanity where you have to charade different things i.e one card is bukkake lol

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By *hatYorkLadMan
over a year ago

York

I was also having a few rounds of this last night, one of my best answers was "kids with bum cancer"

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

Played this with my mum & all the kids on Saturday.

My mum had an awful lot explained to her.

I had to go hide in the toilet at one point when no1 son gave her one explanation

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By *hedevilwearspradaWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere nearby

We played it last night with my mum and dad who are in their 70s and my uncle in his 60s.

I had to explain a lot to my mum, which was hilarious. The eyebrow raising she was doing was comical! “Eh..... what’s Bukkake? I’ve never heard of that....”.

Thank god mum, thank god!

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By *acavityMan
over a year ago

Redditch

Last Xmas, in a cah game,had to explain 'dogging' to my friend's father, gent in his seventies.

Didn't explain 'oedipus complex' to the 18 year old son.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Last Xmas, in a cah game,had to explain 'dogging' to my friend's father, gent in his seventies.

Didn't explain 'oedipus complex' to the 18 year old son."

Oedipus

I did that play at school. Always stuck by me

A few years ago my uncle had to explain what dogging was too me as we live at Fife’s number one dogging spot

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By *acavityMan
over a year ago

Redditch

"Last Xmas, in a cah game,had to explain 'dogging' to my friend's father, gent in his seventies.

Didn't explain 'oedipus complex' to the 18 year old son.

Oedipus

I did that play at school. Always stuck by me

A few years ago my uncle had to explain what dogging was too me as we live at Fife’s number one dogging spot

My mother once asked me about cottaging, due to an article in the local paper.

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Try playing Rapidough! Pictionary with plastercine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Great game; even better if your opponents are as crazy as you

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By *ocks99Man
over a year ago

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"Those who know me, will know my humour is quite dark and quite crude.

I like to think I get this from my Granny.

Yesterday, around the dinner table we were playing Cards Against Humanity. Not a proper game mind you, I just gave everyone a bundle of answers and asked the questions.

I asked a question (can’t remember what) and my Granny handed me a card which said ‘smegma’. Then said ‘I don’t actually know what that one means.’

‘Knob cheese Granny. It means knob cheese. Like when you don’t wash’. She found this hilarious.

A few questions later I ask ‘why can’t I sleep at night?’

Smegma

. She had taken the card back, and used it again

How was your Christmas? Did you have to explain smegma to your Granny?"

Played a couple of Christmases back, with my 18 yo niece among others. Triple penetration went unquestioned, as did Gentleman's Relish. Had to explain Bukake though

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By *c1989Woman
over a year ago

Manchester

My mum bought me cards against muggles this year but didn't get the chance for a game whilst I was visiting though. I'll have to have a peak at some of the cards.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My mum bought me cards against muggles this year but didn't get the chance for a game whilst I was visiting though. I'll have to have a peak at some of the cards.

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Don’t peak!!! It’ll ruin it. Best game I ever bought.

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