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Bored of Xmas

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So, I’ve eaten turkey, drank port and watched lots of tv. Now I’m bored and horny. What to do now?

Does anyone know of any clubs/spas open in the London area today/tomorrow?

Or have any other suggestions? All constructive input is appreciated

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

How can you be bored when you have a partner do something together. Stick a meet up.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How can you be bored when you have a partner do something together. Stick a meet up."

Does anyone actually meet on here anymore? I thought all that had died off 5 years ago. Not really interested in the whole private meets thing as it never works out, I’m more interested in clubs and spas etc, but thanks for the idea

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"How can you be bored when you have a partner do something together. Stick a meet up.

Does anyone actually meet on here anymore? I thought all that had died off 5 years ago. Not really interested in the whole private meets thing as it never works out, I’m more interested in clubs and spas etc, but thanks for the idea"

Off course people meet on here you daft devil. Is there anything in the meets section for club's then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have a wank? Not sure many places will be open on Boxing Day.

C

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How can you be bored when you have a partner do something together. Stick a meet up.

Does anyone actually meet on here anymore? I thought all that had died off 5 years ago. Not really interested in the whole private meets thing as it never works out, I’m more interested in clubs and spas etc, but thanks for the idea

Off course people meet on here you daft devil. Is there anything in the meets section for club's then?"

Lol that doesn’t appear to be the popular consensus at clubs these days, certainly amount the people I talk to, but maybe I shouldn’t be so cynical. I’ve had a brief look but there doesn’t seem to be much on

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Have a wank? Not sure many places will be open on Boxing Day.

C"

The thought had occurred to me! Thanks for the advice

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By *arnsley guy100Man
over a year ago

Sheffield

Go for a day out to seaside or something...

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"How can you be bored when you have a partner do something together. Stick a meet up.

Does anyone actually meet on here anymore? I thought all that had died off 5 years ago. Not really interested in the whole private meets thing as it never works out, I’m more interested in clubs and spas etc, but thanks for the idea

Off course people meet on here you daft devil. Is there anything in the meets section for club's then?

Lol that doesn’t appear to be the popular consensus at clubs these days, certainly amount the people I talk to, but maybe I shouldn’t be so cynical. I’ve had a brief look but there doesn’t seem to be much on "

Bugger,you're going to have to have a wank instead then go sale shopping methinks.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Go for a day out to seaside or something... "

That actually sounds really good. Skinny dipping in the sea,see how small your widge goes when it hits that water.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Go for a day out to seaside or something...

That actually sounds really good. Skinny dipping in the sea,see how small your widge goes when it hits that water."

Enter the water with a penis, exit with a fanny

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Go for a day out to seaside or something...

That actually sounds really good. Skinny dipping in the sea,see how small your widge goes when it hits that water."

Ha ha, meet you all there!

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Go for a day out to seaside or something...

That actually sounds really good. Skinny dipping in the sea,see how small your widge goes when it hits that water.

Ha ha, meet you all there!"

Trunks optional. You're buying the chips and icecream.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Go for a day out to seaside or something...

That actually sounds really good. Skinny dipping in the sea,see how small your widge goes when it hits that water.

Enter the water with a penis, exit with a fanny "

You should be so lucky.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do something with your free time.

Not sex relayed.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Do something with your free time.

Not sex relayed."

Not sure the fab forum is the place to sound that out, but that’s the point, I’m horny. Surely I’m not alone in this?

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

So what are you going to do?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do something with your free time.

Not sex relayed.

Not sure the fab forum is the place to sound that out, but that’s the point, I’m horny. Surely I’m not alone in this? "

Not at all... we were/are... had sex

C

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Do something with your free time.

Not sex relayed.

Not sure the fab forum is the place to sound that out, but that’s the point, I’m horny. Surely I’m not alone in this?

Not at all... we were/are... had sex

C"

Can the op join you?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So what are you going to do?"

Well I’m not entirely sure, there doesn’t seem to be much option, there’s only a couple of club nights on it would seem and I don’t fancy one and the other is a long way away. I remember going to a night at Sutton on Boxing Day a couple of years ago and it was totally banged out, the club owners are missing a trick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How does a 37yr old get bored?

I dont understand

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How does a 37yr old get bored?

I dont understand"

The same way anyone gets bored? There’s only so much crap tv anyone can stand surely?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How does a 37yr old get bored?

I dont understand

The same way anyone gets bored? There’s only so much crap tv anyone can stand surely? "

Oh. Ok

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do something with your free time.

Not sex relayed.

Not sure the fab forum is the place to sound that out, but that’s the point, I’m horny. Surely I’m not alone in this? "

Stick a cucumber up your bum and wank with Turkey grease.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do something with your free time.

Not sex relayed.

Not sure the fab forum is the place to sound that out, but that’s the point, I’m horny. Surely I’m not alone in this?

Stick a cucumber up your bum and wank with Turkey grease."

And dig out some old Chas and Dave vids, to sing along to while you do it. Party seven.

Bob is very much your uncle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do something with your free time.

Not sex relayed.

Not sure the fab forum is the place to sound that out, but that’s the point, I’m horny. Surely I’m not alone in this?

Stick a cucumber up your bum and wank with Turkey grease.

And dig out some old Chas and Dave vids, to sing along to while you do it. Party seven.

Bob is very much your uncle"

Oh fucking hell! My day sounds so boring compared to this.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Do something with your free time.

Not sex relayed.

Not sure the fab forum is the place to sound that out, but that’s the point, I’m horny. Surely I’m not alone in this?

Stick a cucumber up your bum and wank with Turkey grease."

What a lovely suggestion, merry Xmas!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I guess there is always the football

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Go for a day out to seaside or something... "

But Seeside is all loved up

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

A casino is allways fun to go to.

I'm off to 1 now in fact.

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea


"Go for a day out to seaside or something...

But Seeside is all loved up "

Haha yep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Go for a day out to seaside or something...

But Seeside is all loved up

Haha yep "

You go for it fella

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A casino is allways fun to go to.

I'm off to 1 now in fact. "

That’s a very good shout. Good luck mate

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