FabSwingers.com forum: Marmite!

By *resh freddie OP Man
over a year ago

Penistone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

LOVE IT, LOVE IT, LOVE IT.

and still wanna smear it on some fellas dick and take ages to lick it off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oh yes...on toast with cheese.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"LOVE IT, LOVE IT, LOVE IT.

and still wanna smear it on some fellas dick and take ages to lick it off

It Burns ya dick... trust me lol..

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By *resh freddie OP Man
over a year ago

Penistone

"LOVE IT, LOVE IT, LOVE IT.

and still wanna smear it on some fellas dick and take ages to lick it off

Really???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well i wont tell them that will i

that will spoil me fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"LOVE IT, LOVE IT, LOVE IT.

and still wanna smear it on some fellas dick and take ages to lick it off

Really???

yerrr really

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By *resh freddie OP Man
over a year ago

Penistone

"LOVE IT, LOVE IT, LOVE IT.

and still wanna smear it on some fellas dick and take ages to lick it off

Really???

I could just do marmite on toast right now

yerrr really

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

mmmmmmmmarmite and crunchy peanut butter on toast xxxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stop!! You're all wierd! Marmite is proper minging!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

everyone I know hates it but I just love it

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By *heekychezzaWoman
over a year ago

warrington

"LOVE IT, LOVE IT, LOVE IT.

and still wanna smear it on some fellas dick and take ages to lick it off

It Burns ya dick... trust me lol..

trust you to know that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

love it, and packed ot twiglets... yumm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never has been never will be a more vile food stuff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Matmite is satians cum.

Yuck!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Matmite is satians cum.

Yuck!!!"

I only dance with the devil, but if thats the case.....

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

Hate it except when its spread on the outside of bread before baking to make Tiger Bread

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By *prite128Woman
over a year ago

maidstone

"LOVE IT, LOVE IT, LOVE IT.

and still wanna smear it on some fellas dick and take ages to lick it off

It Burns ya dick... trust me lol..

and your tongue!!!

lovely stuff though - yummmmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

pop a spoonful into your casseroles or spaghetti bolognaise, its yummy.

Shit im turning into delia!

mental note, do something incredibly awful today to make myself feel better after that domestic moment.

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"Hate it except when its spread on the outside of bread before baking to make Tiger Bread"

What, please tell me it's not true !!!!!!!!!

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

"pop a spoonful into your casseroles or spaghetti bolognaise, its yummy.

Shit im turning into delia!

mental note, do something incredibly awful today to make myself feel better after that domestic moment."

Nowt wrong with Deliha!

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

"Hate it except when its spread on the outside of bread before baking to make Tiger Bread

What, please tell me it's not true !!!!!!!!!"

its absolutely true I'm afraid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

marmite is just soooo wrong . yuk

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By *rank_SimoneCouple
over a year ago

Bideford

Love it ........ started using it when I was a wee lad, bread dripping and marmite ..... yummy yummy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ooo dripping and bread, havent had that for years...how yummy.

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"Hate it except when its spread on the outside of bread before baking to make Tiger Bread

What, please tell me it's not true !!!!!!!!!

its absolutely true I'm afraid

Ugh, I've eaten Marmite

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

"Hate it except when its spread on the outside of bread before baking to make Tiger Bread

What, please tell me it's not true !!!!!!!!!

its absolutely true I'm afraid

Ugh, I've eaten Marmite

exactly my response when I found out, tried to eat it spread on bread afterwards and it was still as awful as it was before

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mmmmm - adore Marmite!

Love just sticking my tongue straight in the jar and licking it out....

Damn - it's heavenly!!!!

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By *isterPepperMan
over a year ago

Central Swindon

Can't get enough of the stuff. Goes great with couscous, mash, chicken... Yes I know, I'm always talking about food. Marmite is special, though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

love it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"love it

Yuk! Hate it

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By *isterPepperMan
over a year ago

Central Swindon

"love it

Yuk! Hate it

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You blaspheme against this wondrously versatile yeast extract spread!

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By *resh freddie OP Man
over a year ago

Penistone

"love it

Yuk! Hate it

You blaspheme against this wondrously versatile yeast extract spread!"

Got to ask, Really got to but are you getting lucky with that profile pic? Tell the truth now no fibbies

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By *isterPepperMan
over a year ago

Central Swindon

"love it

Yuk! Hate it

You blaspheme against this wondrously versatile yeast extract spread! Got to ask, Really got to but are you getting lucky with that profile pic? Tell the truth now no fibbies

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As lucky as it would be if I was taking a lineout

. And truthfully, no less lucky than with a normal face pic. Wasn't getting any response before, can't really be bothered mailing people now, 'cos there aren't that many in my area that I'd meet, and I've mailed most of 'em.

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By *resh freddie OP Man
over a year ago

Penistone

"love it

Yuk! Hate it

You blaspheme against this wondrously versatile yeast extract spread!

Got to ask, Really got to but are you getting lucky with that profile pic? Tell the truth now no fibbies

As lucky as it would be if I was taking a lineout

Don't get me wrong its a great pic i have to say i was just wondering. Me im bloody miles away so not looking. Mind you get more offers when you aren't looking for some reason

good luck anyway to you mr devil

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By *resh freddie OP Man
over a year ago

Penistone

Matter of interest or wondering more to the point. Can you get your bell end into a jar of marmite? Non over here so cant find out but i wont sleep without knowing now and its preying on my mind

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By *isterPepperMan
over a year ago

Central Swindon

"Matter of interest or wondering more to the point. Can you get your bell end into a jar of marmite? Non over here so cant find out but i wont sleep without knowing now and its preying on my mind

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That's not something I plan to try, unless circumstances really warrant it. So far I've yet to experience such circumstances, but here's hoping

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

just like to add they do big jars of marmite you know

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By *isterPepperMan
over a year ago

Central Swindon

"just like to add they do big jars of marmite you know

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And squeezy marmite, which by my reckoning is witchery and heresy.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"just like to add they do big jars of marmite you know

And squeezy marmite, which by my reckoning is witchery and heresy."
and you would know ?

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By *isterPepperMan
over a year ago

Central Swindon

"just like to add they do big jars of marmite you know

And squeezy marmite, which by my reckoning is witchery and heresy.and you would know ?

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Indeed, I know devilcraft when I see it

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"just like to add they do big jars of marmite you know

And squeezy marmite, which by my reckoning is witchery and heresy.and you would know ?

Indeed, I know devilcraft when I see it

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you do??? now if u mention anything about being horny il be very disapointed

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By *isterPepperMan
over a year ago

Central Swindon

"just like to add they do big jars of marmite you know

And squeezy marmite, which by my reckoning is witchery and heresy.and you would know ?

Indeed, I know devilcraft when I see it

you do??? now if u mention anything about being horny il be very disapointed

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Nah, too easy. Besides I'm feeling more roguish than anything.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

oh....ok then

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By *isterPepperMan
over a year ago

Central Swindon

"oh....ok then

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See, now you really are disappointed

Should I have said devilish?

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"oh....ok then

See, now you really are disappointed

Should I have said devilish?

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what do you think ?

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By *isterPepperMan
over a year ago

Central Swindon

"oh....ok then

See, now you really are disappointed

Should I have said devilish?

what do you think ?

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I think you're questioning my demonic powers!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"oh....ok then

See, now you really are disappointed

Should I have said devilish?

what do you think ?

I think you're questioning my demonic powers!

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if u was really in posession of something like that id be under your spell already wouldnt i?

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By *isterPepperMan
over a year ago

Central Swindon

"oh....ok then

See, now you really are disappointed

Should I have said devilish?

what do you think ?

I think you're questioning my demonic powers!

if u was really in posession of something like that id be under your spell already wouldnt i?

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What, marmite? I'll go fetch it from the cupboard

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By *lirty14uMan
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

There's a 12inch square Warhol-type pic on canvas of the Marmite jar for sale in John Lewis, think it was about £25....

if you like it that much.....

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By *1dKingColeMan
over a year ago

east london

"There's a 12inch square Warhol-type pic on canvas of the Marmite jar for sale in John Lewis, think it was about £25....

if you like it that much.....

Isn't that a bit like saying 'a friend of mine, not me'?

Have you a thing for Marmite??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

( beeen here before)

mmmmmmmmmm MARMITE.,.. love it and wanna stick it all over some guys dick and take forever licking it off

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By *lirty14uMan
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

I know a cetain Marmite addict..... I woke up and she was smearing it on me.

(Ok, I made that last bit up.)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you wish

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By *1dKingColeMan
over a year ago

east london

"( beeen here before)

mmmmmmmmmm MARMITE.,.. love it and wanna stick it all over some guys dick and take forever licking it off

Lets see, Dorking to Tamworth via bulk Wholesaler, Hmmm... not too bad.

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By *1dKingColeMan
over a year ago

east london

you wish

Eeek!

Shes a mind reader!

Oh my!

LOL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dip Twiglets in Marmite for real. EPIC snack although I don't do it as often as I used to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mmmmmmm

loves sucking twiglets too

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By *prite128Woman
over a year ago

maidstone

"I know a cetain Marmite addict..... I woke up and she was smearing it on me.

(Ok, I made that last bit up.)

in my dreams

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By *lirty14uMan
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

And Lo! She did appear....

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By *prite128Woman
over a year ago

maidstone

"And Lo! She did appear....

if there's marmite I'll be there

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By *1dKingColeMan
over a year ago

east london

"And Lo! She did appear....

if there's marmite I'll be there

See theres a good reason to be waxed!

LOL

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By *prite128Woman
over a year ago

maidstone

"And Lo! She did appear....

if there's marmite I'll be there

See theres a good reason to be waxed!

LOL"

hahaha!

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By *ickedWWoman
over a year ago

Chester

Love Marmite, esp on Taost with Baked beans mmmmmmmmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Love Marmite, esp on Taost with Baked beans mmmmmmmmmm

Marmite on baked beans?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Marmite on melba toast...yum yum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Marmite on melba toast...yum yum

Melba toast???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Marmite on melba toast...yum yum

Melba toast???

Its very thinly sliced bread that snaps its that crispy! Mmmmmmmm yummy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Marmite on melba toast...yum yum

Melba toast???

Its very thinly sliced bread that snaps its that crispy! Mmmmmmmm yummy

Sounds yum is in any supermarket?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Marmite on melba toast...yum yum

Melba toast???

Its very thinly sliced bread that snaps its that crispy! Mmmmmmmm yummy

Sounds yum is in any supermarket?"

Hunni go to tesco’s, get an un-sliced loaf and cut it as thin as possible. 2mm is good and toast till brown. But you can if you wish buy it pre packed.

www greatbritishkitchen co uk/recipebook/melbatoast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Marmite on melba toast...yum yum

Melba toast???

Its very thinly sliced bread that snaps its that crispy! Mmmmmmmm yummy

Sounds yum is in any supermarket?

Hunni go to tesco’s, get an un-sliced loaf and cut it as thin as possible. 2mm is good and toast till brown. But you can if you wish buy it pre packed.

www greatbritishkitchen co uk/recipebook/melbatoast

Thanks

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"Marmite on melba toast...yum yum

Melba toast???

Its very thinly sliced bread that snaps its that crispy! Mmmmmmmm yummy

Sounds yum is in any supermarket?

Hunni go to tesco’s, get an un-sliced loaf and cut it as thin as possible. 2mm is good and toast till brown. But you can if you wish buy it pre packed.

www greatbritishkitchen co uk/recipebook/melbatoast

an easier way to make melba toast

get a normal slice of bread toast

let it go cold than cout it in halfturn the toasted sides to face each other

toaste the other sides

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Marmite on melba toast...yum yum

Melba toast???

Its very thinly sliced bread that snaps its that crispy! Mmmmmmmm yummy

Sounds yum is in any supermarket?

Hunni go to tesco’s, get an un-sliced loaf and cut it as thin as possible. 2mm is good and toast till brown. But you can if you wish buy it pre packed.

www greatbritishkitchen co uk/recipebook/melbatoast

an easier way to make melba toast

get a normal slice of bread toast

let it go cold than cout it in halfturn the toasted sides to face each other

toaste the other sides

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"Marmite on melba toast...yum yum

Melba toast???

Its very thinly sliced bread that snaps its that crispy! Mmmmmmmm yummy

Sounds yum is in any supermarket?

Hunni go to tesco’s, get an un-sliced loaf and cut it as thin as possible. 2mm is good and toast till brown. But you can if you wish buy it pre packed.

www greatbritishkitchen co uk/recipebook/melbatoast

an easier way to make melba toast

get a normal slice of bread toast

let it go cold than cut it in half turn the toasted sides to face each other

toast the other sides

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Marmite on melba toast...yum yum

Melba toast???

Its very thinly sliced bread that snaps its that crispy! Mmmmmmmm yummy

Sounds yum is in any supermarket?

Hunni go to tesco’s, get an un-sliced loaf and cut it as thin as possible. 2mm is good and toast till brown. But you can if you wish buy it pre packed.

www greatbritishkitchen co uk/recipebook/melbatoast

an easier way to make melba toast

get a normal slice of bread toast

let it go cold than cut it in half turn the toasted sides to face each other

toast the other sides

Ill just buy it already done as me and kitchens dont mix very well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Marmite on melba toast...yum yum

Melba toast???

Its very thinly sliced bread that snaps its that crispy! Mmmmmmmm yummy

Sounds yum is in any supermarket?

Hunni go to tesco’s, get an un-sliced loaf and cut it as thin as possible. 2mm is good and toast till brown. But you can if you wish buy it pre packed.

www greatbritishkitchen co uk/recipebook/melbatoast

an easier way to make melba toast

get a normal slice of bread toast

let it go cold than cut it in half turn the toasted sides to face each other

toast the other sides

Ill just buy it already done as me and kitchens dont mix very well

I am sure you can work the toaster of a grill lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love it thick like jam loads of it , mmmmm and on new brown bread yummm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

disgusting!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Salty and sticky....Mmmm love it lol

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

just had it on some cheese on toast yummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brown salty and sticky! Its Yummy!!!!

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over a year ago

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)

That jar went off it 2009

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

That jar went off it 2009

do not encourage him!!!!!

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)

That jar went off it 2009

do not encourage him!!!!!"

Marmite is loooooooooovley stuff though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That jar went off it 2009

do not encourage him!!!!!

Marmite is loooooooooovley stuff though

As i have told you many times in the past BB marmite is the devils brew and all ya that partake of it will be dammed i tells ya damned xx

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

WEIRDO'S

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple
over a year ago

hexham

Best on toast dipped into a lightly boiled egg

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By *ex.IncCouple
over a year ago

Castleford

Whats going on with all the post digging?

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By *uckscouple2007Couple
over a year ago

Bucks

hate it

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

Marmite is the devils cum....eeeeewwwww!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Prefer Jam on me toast to be honest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love it too, brilliant gorgeous stuff

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

BOAK BOAK and BOAK!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dont like my marmite thick, I like it spread evenly but thinly, im not keen on thick glups of anything in my mouth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hate it but bf and son love it lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Trust you xx

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By *razydriver8Couple
over a year ago

plymouth

MARMITE and cheese.

marmite and peanut butter..

marmite and ham

marmite and chicken.

marmite and marmite..

marmite on.

. toast.

. crackers.

rivita.

. as a dip for crisps

...... carrot sticks..

celery..

...... twiglets...

yep I LOVE MARMITE.......

(HSM )

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