FabSwingers.com forum: Christmas day farts

By *orwegian Blue OP Man
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

So how bad have they been in your house this evening?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bad enough, and we didn't even have sprouts!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My daughters boyfriend has been awful x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Managed to fart the frog Chorus

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By *orwegian Blue OP Man
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

Just think of all that wasted energy..

If we could just harness all that gas, together we could carbon offset Christmas..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hilarious thread!

They are bad, windows are open

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So far all is good! Hubby will probably erupt when we hit the bed though...

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By *illyjohnyCouple
over a year ago

brighton

Weirdly fart free here , We are going to ask for a refund on the sprouts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

None in this house but I am a lady though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sprouts and pickled shallots, it's gonna be stinky tomorrow.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s the sprouts lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Omg I was about to start a thread about farts

They're really bad atm, I'm dieting so, the food makes me farts a lot!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s been worryingly quiet for me, and i had a shit load of sprouts too, think my sphincter is broken

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had sprouts, cabbage and stuffing and mine still don't smell.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Omg I was about to start a thread about farts

They're really bad atm, I'm dieting so, the food makes me farts a lot!"

Beans?

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By *ingle Beds LassWoman
over a year ago

Bedfordshire

only had one sprout and a wee pile of stuffing... sales this morning got it!! Woo hoo there was a parting of the people... anyhoos...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Omg I was about to start a thread about farts

They're really bad atm, I'm dieting so, the food makes me farts a lot!

Beans?"

Nope, chicken with pasta and sauce

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By *irginieWoman
over a year ago

Near Marlborough

Just me and the dog here.

V x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No sprouts or farts here

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