FabSwingers.com forum: where's Santa

By *r Man. OP Man
over a year ago

London

As anyone seen him, he's late again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Check NORAD

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you ain't got your present by now you've been a very naughty boy.

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By *p4funCouple
over a year ago

Plymouth

Hes been here ...you must be on the naughty list OP

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

He's been here as well,you need to try being good!

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

You've had it he's in the United States now.

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By *p4funCouple
over a year ago

Plymouth

Always next year ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry guys santa is not real the tooth fairy told me

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By *r Man. OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Check NORAD

I did

It said something about fake news!

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By *r Man. OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Always next year ...

Thats what people said Las year!

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

I thought it was you! Waiting for you to coluk empty your sack!

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By *r Man. OP Man
over a year ago

London

"He's been here as well,you need to try being good!"

But I have been good.

I tell all the woman that there the only one

I tell all the woman that I have a 13inch cock

I tell all the woman thatim a multi millionaire.

And like a true gentleman I tell all the woman to let me cum first just to make sure everything is alrigt.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"As anyone seen him, he's late again

Soz.. I was with him last night

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By *r Man. OP Man
over a year ago

London

"I thought it was you! Waiting for you to coluk empty your sack! "

I bet he's dumped everything round yours

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By *atelotmanMan
over a year ago

Chatham

I must be top of the naughty list,he didn't stop off here again.Bah humbug.

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By *r Man. OP Man
over a year ago

London

"As anyone seen him, he's late again

Soz.. I was with him last night

By all accounts he's still up north, with all you selfish woman holding on to him.

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By *r Man. OP Man
over a year ago

London

"You've had it he's in the United States now."

Says who, he needs to get his big belly arse down south before crossing the pond

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You've had it he's in the United States now.

Says who, he needs to get his big belly arse down south before crossing the pond"

Do you have turkey and brussel sprouts?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"As anyone seen him, he's late again

Soz.. I was with him last night

By all accounts he's still up north, with all you selfish woman holding on to him.

I left him but he keeps on coming back.. what can I say

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By *r Man. OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Sorry guys santa is not real the tooth fairy told me "

Well Santa told me that the tooth fairy was just that

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By *r Man. OP Man
over a year ago

London

"You've had it he's in the United States now.

Says who, he needs to get his big belly arse down south before crossing the pond

Do you have turkey and brussel sprouts?"

Of course!

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By *r Man. OP Man
over a year ago

London

"As anyone seen him, he's late again

Soz.. I was with him last night

By all accounts he's still up north, with all you selfish woman holding on to him.

Well next time he's in your chimney, tell him no Santa

I left him but he keeps on coming back.. what can I say

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok I'll send him over to you

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By *ingle Beds LassWoman
over a year ago

Bedfordshire

From personal experience, I can let it be known, Mr Man is very good

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By *r Man. OP Man
over a year ago

London

"From personal experience, I can let it be known, Mr Man is very good

Can you please relay those words to Santa if he hasn't visited you as yet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Check NORAD

I did

It said something about fake news!"

I'm surprised Trump hasn't banned NORAD from doing it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've asked for naked santa. Still not here

Probably got cold feet

Mrs

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

I've been really good this year.

It's 13:15, I'm guessing he's running late.......

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By *aughtyLittleMissWoman
over a year ago

Aberdeen

I’m still waiting to get a sackful......

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

He got stuck in ma chimney after all the mince pies you bastards have been giving him

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By *r Man. OP Man
over a year ago

London

"He got stuck in ma chimney after all the mince pies you bastards have been giving him

So your saying he's left the north and is in the midlands heading south?

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By *r Man. OP Man
over a year ago

London

"I’m still waiting to get a sackful......"

I'm sorry to disappoint you, but he was up in the north of England stuck up inside JessicaXY chimney (the dirty mare)

And he's stuck in Ace chimney, in the midlands,. Sp he's heading South.

But Santa sounds like a right old tart. Any old chimney is a goal for hum

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"He got stuck in ma chimney after all the mince pies you bastards have been giving him

So your saying he's left the north and is in the midlands heading south?

Yeah, Derby specifically, I keep tickling his toes, but he doesn't like it

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

Fuck Santa!

Where's the Doctor???

Scrolling through the TV guide.

"What? Where is it? Its not there? Whaaaaaaat?"

Cue full on diva strop, followed by tears & snot bubbles.

"but I've seen the trailer, why is it not on? Why? Whhhhhhhhhhyyyyyy? "

WTF!?

Who decided to move the Doctor to New Years Day?

Christmas ruined ??

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Fuck Santa!

Where's the Doctor???

Scrolling through the TV guide.

"What? Where is it? Its not there? Whaaaaaaat?"

Cue full on diva strop, followed by tears & snot bubbles.

"but I've seen the trailer, why is it not on? Why? Whhhhhhhhhhyyyyyy? "

WTF!?

Who decided to move the Doctor to New Years Day?

Christmas ruined ??"

Is William Hartnell still in it?

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By *ingle Beds LassWoman
over a year ago

Bedfordshire

"Fuck Santa!

Where's the Doctor???

Scrolling through the TV guide.

"What? Where is it? Its not there? Whaaaaaaat?"

Cue full on diva strop, followed by tears & snot bubbles.

"but I've seen the trailer, why is it not on? Why? Whhhhhhhhhhyyyyyy? "

WTF!?

Who decided to move the Doctor to New Years Day?

Christmas ruined ??"

I fucken love snot bubble sobs... man they are classy

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By *ingle Beds LassWoman
over a year ago

Bedfordshire

"From personal experience, I can let it be known, Mr Man is very good

Can you please relay those words to Santa if he hasn't visited you as yet."

I think I may have fucked up somehow this year... my chimney is still intact

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By *illyjohnyCouple
over a year ago

brighton

"From personal experience, I can let it be known, Mr Man is very good

Can you please relay those words to Santa if he hasn't visited you as yet.

I think I may have fucked up somehow this year... my chimney is still intact

Don't you remember you gave him a key

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By *r Man. OP Man
over a year ago

London

Well thats it,

From now on I'm going to be bad and wicked, from now on, at least I got a lump ot coal

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By *ingle Beds LassWoman
over a year ago

Bedfordshire

"From personal experience, I can let it be known, Mr Man is very good

Can you please relay those words to Santa if he hasn't visited you as yet.

I think I may have fucked up somehow this year... my chimney is still intact

Don't you remember you gave him a key

I did??? Are you sure?!?!

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By *r Man. OP Man
over a year ago

London

"From personal experience, I can let it be known, Mr Man is very good

Can you please relay those words to Santa if he hasn't visited you as yet.

I think I may have fucked up somehow this year... my chimney is still intact

Don't you remember you gave him a key

I did??? Are you sure?!?! "

He prefers entering through woman's chimney, than her hole,

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By *r Man. OP Man
over a year ago

London

"From personal experience, I can let it be known, Mr Man is very good

Can you please relay those words to Santa if he hasn't visited you as yet.

I think I may have fucked up somehow this year... my chimney is still intact

Don't you remember you gave him a key

I did??? Are you sure?!?!

He prefers entering through woman's chimney, than her hole,

Thats key hole

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By *orwegian BlueMan
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

According to the Dutch he turned up on the 5th December and is now back in Spain..

Crazy Dutch bastards...

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