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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm Ill,my chest is really bad,Im coughing all the time and I feel shite.

Need some TLC off you ladies please........sad dash X

#livelongandprosper

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

That's bad timing,on a brighter note Santa has been. Keep wrapped up.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Have you rubbed any Vick on it yet

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"That's bad timing,on a brighter note Santa has been. Keep wrapped up."

What are you wearing?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm Ill,my chest is really bad,Im coughing all the time and I feel shite.

Need some TLC off you ladies please........sad dash X

#livelongandprosper"

Aww hun

*kisses* (not on the lips)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love you Dash xo

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"That's bad timing,on a brighter note Santa has been. Keep wrapped up.

What are you wearing?"

My pj's,what are you wearing?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I love you Dash xo"

French love

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"That's bad timing,on a brighter note Santa has been. Keep wrapped up.

What are you wearing?

My pj's,what are you wearing?"

My dressing gown,what colour are PJs?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I love you Dash xo

French love

Only for you Dash X

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"That's bad timing,on a brighter note Santa has been. Keep wrapped up.

What are you wearing?

My pj's,what are you wearing?

My dressing gown,what colour are PJs?"

Pink with "Rudolph Riprock" written on the front of my bottoms and "Take me" written on my bum.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

It's to early,why aren't you all in bed!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"That's bad timing,on a brighter note Santa has been. Keep wrapped up.

What are you wearing?

My pj's,what are you wearing?

My dressing gown,what colour are PJs?

Pink with "Rudolph Riprock" written on the front of my bottoms and "Take me" written on my bum."

Your such a tease woman!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's to early,why aren't you all in bed!!!"
I just wanted to make sure that you know how much I love before going back to sleep while holding my lob on X

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"It's to early,why aren't you all in bed!!!"

I am in bed,I had to quietly get up early as Santa came last night to put a stocking on my daughters door and presents by the tree.

It's a bugger when they're teenagers and go to bed at the same time as you.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"It's to early,why aren't you all in bed!!! I just wanted to make sure that you know how much I love before going back to sleep while holding my lob on X "

Aww that makes me want to cry with happiness...a penis.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's to early,why aren't you all in bed!!! I just wanted to make sure that you know how much I love before going back to sleep while holding my lob on X

Aww that makes me want to cry with happiness...a penis."

I love you too ignite, you always ignited my precum X

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By *eal Deal PartiesWoman
over a year ago

"I'm Ill,my chest is really bad,Im coughing all the time and I feel shite.

Need some TLC off you ladies please........sad dash X

#livelongandprosper"

I have got this chest infection.. into my 5 day now!! Steroids and Antodotics !! If u can get them off the doctors ... good luck xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It's to early,why aren't you all in bed!!! I just wanted to make sure that you know how much I love before going back to sleep while holding my lob on X

Aww that makes me want to cry with happiness...a penis.

I love you too ignite, you always ignited my precum X "

This is the strangest conversation I've heard,I'm erect right now

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm Ill,my chest is really bad,Im coughing all the time and I feel shite.

Need some TLC off you ladies please........sad dash X

#livelongandprosper

I have got this chest infection.. into my 5 day now!! Steroids and Antodotics !! If u can get them off the doctors ... good luck xx "

I'm coughing every minute,I feel like throwing up all the time,life's a bitch

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"It's to early,why aren't you all in bed!!! I just wanted to make sure that you know how much I love before going back to sleep while holding my lob on X

Aww that makes me want to cry with happiness...a penis.

I love you too ignite, you always ignited my precum X "

Love you too sugar lump,I do love seeing a bit of man love.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"It's to early,why aren't you all in bed!!! I just wanted to make sure that you know how much I love before going back to sleep while holding my lob on X

Aww that makes me want to cry with happiness...a penis.

I love you too ignite, you always ignited my precum X

This is the strangest conversation I've heard,I'm erect right now"

That's the only way a man should be. Nice and erect.

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By *greygorCouple
over a year ago

birmingham

"I'm Ill,my chest is really bad,Im coughing all the time and I feel shite.

Need some TLC off you ladies please........sad dash X

#livelongandprosper"
shame .but dont give a fuck.i am feeling great got lots of prezzies .lots of food and drink .gonna be with family later.and some one got to be ill on christmas day .this year its you .[lucky bastard ]lots of love. kxx.[kiddin ya]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm Ill,my chest is really bad,Im coughing all the time and I feel shite.

Need some TLC off you ladies please........sad dash X

#livelongandprosper"

Fuck off away from us. We don’t want to catch it.

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"I'm Ill,my chest is really bad,Im coughing all the time and I feel shite.

Need some TLC off you ladies please........sad dash X

#livelongandprosper

Fuck off away from us. We don’t want to catch it."

#harsh

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By *oftandGentle2Couple
over a year ago

leeds

Morning!

Well all that escalated quickly!!! Lol

Feel better soon OP..

only on fab could you get precum, Willy’s, Viv and antibiotics all in the same conversation! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm Ill,my chest is really bad,Im coughing all the time and I feel shite.

Need some TLC off you ladies please........sad dash X

#livelongandprosper

Fuck off away from us. We don’t want to catch it.

#harsh"

He will find sympathy somewhere between Shit and Syphillis in the dictionary.

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"I'm Ill,my chest is really bad,Im coughing all the time and I feel shite.

Need some TLC off you ladies please........sad dash X

#livelongandprosper

Fuck off away from us. We don’t want to catch it.

#harsh

He will find sympathy somewhere between Shit and Syphillis in the dictionary.

Ooooooooh

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

Oh you poor soul. Nobody wishes to be ill over Christmas. Sending you a 1000 kisses and a big tight hug.xx

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

rotherham

On a good note

Merry xmas

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Head over a bowl of hot hot water and inhale steam to break up the crap in your chest!

Merry Christmas !

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm Ill,my chest is really bad,Im coughing all the time and I feel shite.

Need some TLC off you ladies please........sad dash X

#livelongandprosper

Fuck off away from us. We don’t want to catch it.

#harsh"

#correct

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can't be that ill if you have an erection

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You can't be that ill if you have an erection

How would you know? Plus I go lightheaded when I have an erection,to much blood leaves my head

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By *unkym34Man
over a year ago

London

"I'm Ill,my chest is really bad,Im coughing all the time and I feel shite.

Need some TLC off you ladies please........sad dash X

#livelongandprosper"
this makes two of us. I feel rotten and could happily stay in bed and be nursed back to health

but in about two hours I’m being picked up and being forced to take part in festivities lol. Happy Christmas all. Whose been in their stockings already

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have you rubbed any Vick on it yet"

This

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Have you rubbed any Vick on it yet

This

On my erection?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You can't be that ill if you have an erection

How would you know? Plus I go lightheaded when I have an erection,to much blood leaves my head"

Because your sexual chemicals would be dried up and the desire for sex would go with it.

I think you're looking for sympathy pics.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have you rubbed any Vick on it yet

This

On my erection?

Do it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have you rubbed any Vick on it yet

This

On my erection?

Do it. "

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Have you rubbed any Vick on it yet

This

On my erection?

Do it. "

I bloody well will!!! I can't just get an erection at will,I need to be aroused,send me a pussy pic ta

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have you rubbed any Vick on it yet

This

On my erection?

Do it.

I bloody well will!!! I can't just get an erection at will,I need to be aroused,send me a pussy pic ta

Music to my ears (you know I have an extremely hairy pussy?)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Have you rubbed any Vick on it yet

This

On my erection?

Do it.

I bloody well will!!! I can't just get an erection at will,I need to be aroused,send me a pussy pic ta

Music to my ears (you know I have an extremely hairy pussy?) "

Of course,my favourite kind of pussy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Have you rubbed any Vick on it yet

This

On my erection?

Do it.

I bloody well will!!! I can't just get an erection at will,I need to be aroused,send me a pussy pic ta

Music to my ears (you know I have an extremely hairy pussy?)

Of course,my favourite kind of pussy"

I do like apple pie pussy also

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Plus it's only 365 days until Xmas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have you rubbed any Vick on it yet

This

On my erection?

Do it.

I bloody well will!!! I can't just get an erection at will,I need to be aroused,send me a pussy pic ta

Music to my ears (you know I have an extremely hairy pussy?)

Of course,my favourite kind of pussy

I do like apple pie pussy also"

I don't have any apple pie. I can smush a mince pie on it for you though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Plus it's only 365 days until Xmas

Oooooooh, I can't wait!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Have you rubbed any Vick on it yet

This

On my erection?

Do it.

I bloody well will!!! I can't just get an erection at will,I need to be aroused,send me a pussy pic ta

Music to my ears (you know I have an extremely hairy pussy?)

Of course,my favourite kind of pussy

I do like apple pie pussy also

I don't have any apple pie. I can smush a mince pie on it for you though

I take it you haven't watched from dusk till dawn?

https://youtu.be/QIMeUEoYtUA

Apple pie pussy^^^^^

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By *unkym34Man
over a year ago

London

"Have you rubbed any Vick on it yet

This

On my erection?

Do it.

I bloody well will!!! I can't just get an erection at will,I need to be aroused,send me a pussy pic ta

Music to my ears (you know I have an extremely hairy pussy?)

Of course,my favourite kind of pussy

I do like apple pie pussy also

I don't have any apple pie. I can smush a mince pie on it for you though

I take it you haven't watched from dusk till dawn?

https://youtu.be/QIMeUEoYtUA

Apple pie pussy^^^^^"
pussy that bites

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

At least it's not Norovirus like a poor fab friend of mine....man up and eat some sprouts!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Have you rubbed any Vick on it yet

This

On my erection?

Do it.

I bloody well will!!! I can't just get an erection at will,I need to be aroused,send me a pussy pic ta

Music to my ears (you know I have an extremely hairy pussy?)

Of course,my favourite kind of pussy

I do like apple pie pussy also

I don't have any apple pie. I can smush a mince pie on it for you though

I take it you haven't watched from dusk till dawn?

https://youtu.be/QIMeUEoYtUA

Apple pie pussy^^^^^ pussy that bites "

Snapping pussy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have you rubbed any Vick on it yet

This

On my erection?

Do it.

I bloody well will!!! I can't just get an erection at will,I need to be aroused,send me a pussy pic ta

Music to my ears (you know I have an extremely hairy pussy?)

Of course,my favourite kind of pussy

I do like apple pie pussy also

I don't have any apple pie. I can smush a mince pie on it for you though

I take it you haven't watched from dusk till dawn?

https://youtu.be/QIMeUEoYtUA

Apple pie pussy^^^^^"

I have. Is that the scene outside the bar where the dude says tastes like chicken, smells like fish?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"At least it's not Norovirus like a poor fab friend of mine....man up and eat some sprouts!!

There's a lot of that around at the moment.

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"At least it's not Norovirus like a poor fab friend of mine....man up and eat some sprouts!!

There's a lot of that around at the moment. "

Yes, so sad for people at Christmas!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Best excuse to drink spirits.

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

I have some goose fat left if anyone wants rubbing down with it, purely for medical reasons you understand

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have some goose fat left if anyone wants rubbing down with it, purely for medical reasons you understand

That's a niche kink

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By *greygorCouple
over a year ago

birmingham

cooked roasties in fanny fat .he says they the best ever .

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