FabSwingers.com forum: If i snooped in your bedroom what would i find that might embarass you?

By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

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By *attoo loversCouple
over a year ago

norwich

the gimp under the bed ??

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By *landPeggyCouple
over a year ago

Holland !

Someone that couldn't spell and had no understanding of capitalization ?

( sorry, cheap shot )

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Someone that couldn't spell and had no understanding of capitalization ?

( sorry, cheap shot )"
dont be so hard on yaself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't have a bedroom, I have a boudoir.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's a dodgy thong in my socks and underwear drawer that a lady bought for me one for a laugh!!

Other than that I've got nothing to fear!!!

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By *acciWoman
over a year ago

leeds

Nothing i wouldnt have it if i was embarassed about it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone that couldn't spell and had no understanding of capitalization ?

( sorry, cheap shot )"

Your username then?

Or mine?

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"There's a dodgy thong in my socks and underwear drawer that a lady bought for me one for a laugh!!

Other than that I've got nothing to fear!!!"
How dodgy? Any pics?

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

full sized signed cardboard cut out of David Coulthard

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By *evilwolfCouple
over a year ago

Leicestershire

oops, I just wouldn't even venture in there if I were you ( kicks drawer shut with his leg )....

It's just a journey into incrimination

Wolf

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

if i pop my clogs,my friend has strict instructions to get in and clear out all my undies and toys before my girls get there

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

The fact that I have no warbrobes and my clothes are in boxes from moving...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My latest kidnap victim bound and gagged!

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Nothing.... but you might start to back away slowly from the large pink travel bag with a slight look of fear on your face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You wouldn't find any novelty boxer shorts....... thats for sure !!!

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Nothing.... but you might start to back away slowly from the large pink travel bag with a slight look of fear on your face

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Im saying nuffin

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By *evilwolfCouple
over a year ago

Leicestershire

"Nothing.... but you might start to back away slowly from the large pink travel bag with a slight look of fear on your face

Im saying nuffin

just the one bag?

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By *landPeggyCouple
over a year ago

Holland !

Some people might shame themselves on seeing 12 ( perfectly level ) holes in the bedroom wall.

No, NOT glory holes, you dirty lot, but a indication of where I quite proudly hang some shelves in the room next door.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There's a dodgy thong in my socks and underwear drawer that a lady bought for me one for a laugh!!

Other than that I've got nothing to fear!!!How dodgy? Any pics?

Haha not at present but there can be

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"Nothing.... but you might start to back away slowly from the large pink travel bag with a slight look of fear on your face

Im saying nuffin

just the one bag?

Oh no there's more than one.... but the others only cause mild apprehension.

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By *obletonMan
over a year ago

A Home Among The Woodland Creatures

the condoms with the expired use-by date

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

nowt.. he's back in England now

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By *ara JTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol East

"There's a dodgy thong in my socks and underwear drawer that a lady bought for me one for a laugh!!

Other than that I've got nothing to fear!!!"

that's embarrassing only if you forgot which is worn where!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you'd asked this question yesterday then I would have answered it with "scruffy ole me".... I had a duvet day and boy did I look a mess

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

nothing. its all clean and sparkling. but ask me again in a month

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You would probably find a sign saying "good luck finding something embarrassing!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

By the way ... what about you if we went snooping??

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By *orkieLassCouple
over a year ago

York

The mutilated remains of the person who last broke into my bedroom

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By *evilwolfCouple
over a year ago

Leicestershire

"Nothing.... but you might start to back away slowly from the large pink travel bag with a slight look of fear on your face

Im saying nuffin

just the one bag?

Oh no there's more than one.... but the others only cause mild apprehension."

hehehe

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"By the way ... what about you if we went snooping??"
My bedroom is like fort Knox.....good luck!....oh and i have a bigbad wolf guarding my entrance

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By *ouplefunukCouple
over a year ago

North Bristol

Oh good lord, the mess!

Most of the contents of my wardrobe are currently on the floor. I only tidy the bedroom if someones coming over

(the rest of the house is tidy)

I can't imagine that anything else in there would embarrass anyone from here!!! (unless you count the 3 stuffed Winnie the Pooh teddies

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*Her*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A camode.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"By the way ... what about you if we went snooping??My bedroom is like fort Knox.....good luck!....oh and i have a bigbad wolf guarding my entrance

I'm scouse .... no problems!!!

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"By the way ... what about you if we went snooping??My bedroom is like fort Knox.....good luck!....oh and i have a bigbad wolf guarding my entrance

I'm scouse .... no problems!!!"
shellsuits not allowed

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

having seen another thread it must be my collection of witty underpants/socks/ t shirts

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"The mutilated remains of the person who last broke into my bedroom

So thats why he never reported back!

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By *aulasteCouple
over a year ago

halton.....in a room under the stairs!!!

Nor curly wigs...lol

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

My pink fleecy Eeyore PJs

hardened swinger or what????

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By *aulasteCouple
over a year ago

halton.....in a room under the stairs!!!

Youd find me shaving my mussy....or my mussy cream ha ha

Whilst wearing my shellsuit and curly wig!!

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Youd find me shaving my mussy....or my mussy cream ha ha

Whilst wearing my shellsuit and curly wig!!"
calm down calm down!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"By the way ... what about you if we went snooping??My bedroom is like fort Knox.....good luck!....oh and i have a bigbad wolf guarding my entrance

I'm scouse .... no problems!!!shellsuits not allowed

Haha laughing here!

Will strip off though before I break in .... if its cold I may wear that dodgy thong!!!

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By *orkmalewithPAMan
over a year ago

York

You will find it hard to embarrass me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You will find it hard to embarrass me

as long as its hard .........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The crap under the bed i never hoovered. Too fucking heavy to move that bed and If you can't see it, you presume it's clean

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The male half of us/ my hubby! Lol can't take him anywhere..X

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago

A hovering duvet if Rob was in bed asleep!

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"A hovering duvet if Rob was in bed asleep!

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with ya there sister!

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple
over a year ago

hexham

the cow pjs

i take it as read you wouldnt be embarrased by the canes ,cuffs, dildoes,crops,spreader bars,butt plugs, whips, singapore stinger, bamboo beaters,belts, floggers, pinwheels,vibrators,breast pumps, and assorted toys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"the cow pjs

What's a Singapore stinger ?

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"the cow pjs

What's a Singapore stinger ? "
its a long stick with a doodah at the end and it hurts...not great for vigorous use though as it can split

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"the cow pjs

What's a Singapore stinger ? its a long stick with a doodah at the end and it hurts...not great for vigorous use though as it can split

Pass on that then don't like hurty hurts

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple
over a year ago

hexham

"the cow pjs

What's a Singapore stinger ? its a long stick with a doodah at the end and it hurts...not great for vigorous use though as it can split

so i found out

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple
over a year ago

hexham

"the cow pjs

What's a Singapore stinger ? its a long stick with a doodah at the end and it hurts...not great for vigorous use though as it can split

Pass on that then don't like hurty hurts

i can kiss all booboos better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

if you looked, nothing

if my mum looked, most things !

and all of the things in the lockable drawer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An old bike

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"the cow pjs

What's a Singapore stinger ? its a long stick with a doodah at the end and it hurts...not great for vigorous use though as it can split

Pass on that then don't like hurty hurts

i can kiss all booboos better

Now thats a better offer ,want to know where my booboos are

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