FabSwingers.com forum: The non-christmas Christmas thread

By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

So as the forums are filling up with everybody's own personal 'Happy Christmas' thread, this is refuge from all of the madness.

So post here your humdrum, your bland and your regular...

I've just opened a new pack of biscuits, away you go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I could do with something to dunk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I peeled 5kg of potatoes.

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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"I could do with something to dunk

I would share, but I don't want to...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just had a full conversation with my hair extensions, as I thought they were my daughter lying on the couch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just had a full conversation with my hair extensions, as I thought they were my daughter lying on the couch

How much hair do you have??!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I could do with something to dunk

I would share, but I don't want to... "

I could slop my mince pie in my tea I suppose then.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just had a full conversation with my hair extensions, as I thought they were my daughter lying on the couch

How much hair do you have??!!"

They weren't attached to me at the time! I was talking from the kitchen, only twigged when I was getting no cheek back haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just had a full conversation with my hair extensions, as I thought they were my daughter lying on the couch

How much hair do you have??!!

They weren't attached to me at the time! I was talking from the kitchen, only twigged when I was getting no cheek back haha"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got to drive over an hour to work for an hour and then drive an hour home again

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By *arry247Couple
over a year ago

Wakefield

I get a non Christmas present every time we meet and I watch my wife being pleasured by other men & women.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So as the forums are filling up with everybody's own personal 'Happy Christmas' thread, this is refuge from all of the madness.

So post here your humdrum, your bland and your regular...

I've just opened a new pack of biscuits, away you go"

Gingernuts for dunking

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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"I could do with something to dunk

I would share, but I don't want to...

I could slop my mince pie in my tea I suppose then. "

That sounds like a good idea actually

*puts biscuits down*

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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"So as the forums are filling up with everybody's own personal 'Happy Christmas' thread, this is refuge from all of the madness.

So post here your humdrum, your bland and your regular...

I've just opened a new pack of biscuits, away you go

Gingernuts for dunking

I'm very partial to a ginger

biscuit

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

I'm about to play a game of "guess who"

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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"I get a non Christmas present every time we meet and I watch my wife being pleasured by other men & women.

Hang on, are you meaning sex? We don't talk about that around here, it's all just vague flirting and popularity threads. Oh and cake, lots of cake

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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"I'm about to play a game of "guess who" "

Sue

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By *bsolutebeginnersCouple
over a year ago

Planet Ork

"I get a non Christmas present every time we meet and I watch my wife being pleasured by other men & women.

Hang on, are you meaning sex? We don't talk about that around here, it's all just vague flirting and popularity threads. Oh and cake, lots of cake"

You had to mention cake!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hubby loves watching me being fucked and I do him

Love my life!

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By *bsolutebeginnersCouple
over a year ago

Planet Ork

"I'm about to play a game of "guess who" "

Are they wearing glasses?

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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"Hubby loves watching me being fucked and I do him

Love my life!

That's two now!

I'm starting to think I'm on the wrong site here

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"I'm about to play a game of "guess who"

Are they wearing glasses?

Usually

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m finishing off paperwork

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bathing my youngest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are they called Jim?

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By *bsolutebeginnersCouple
over a year ago

Planet Ork

"I'm about to play a game of "guess who"

Are they wearing glasses?

Usually

Are they wearing a hat?

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"I'm about to play a game of "guess who"

Are they wearing glasses?

Usually

Are they wearing a hat?"

Hold the bus, I've been presented with WWE guess who, this is a game changer

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By *bsolutebeginnersCouple
over a year ago

Planet Ork

Bugger I’m on the original version and I had it down to 4.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I could do with something to dunk

I would share, but I don't want to...

I could slop my mince pie in my tea I suppose then.

That sounds like a good idea actually

*puts biscuits down*"

I'll hold them for you

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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"I could do with something to dunk

I would share, but I don't want to...

I could slop my mince pie in my tea I suppose then.

That sounds like a good idea actually

*puts biscuits down*

I'll hold them for you

I see what you did there

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

I need to finish icing cakes but I can't be bothered so we are going to the pub.

Maybe that will put me in a festive mood.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"I'm about to play a game of "guess who"

Sue"
does your person wear glasses

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Should have read the thread..wasted question...blue eyes?

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"I'm about to play a game of "guess who"

Are they wearing glasses?

Usually

Are they wearing a hat?

Hold the bus, I've been presented with WWE guess who, this is a game changer

"
ultimate warrior

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just finished painting a fence panel

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

Snuggle on the sofa.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im thinking of having a very stiff drink ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just been chasing a fly around the kitchen.. He's hiding now waiting to ambush me later again

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By *bsolutebeginnersCouple
over a year ago

Planet Ork

Watching escape to victory. Half time at the moment and the Germans are 4-1 up.

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By *bsolutebeginnersCouple
over a year ago

Planet Ork

Back to 4-4 now!! Who would have thought it.

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By *bsolutebeginnersCouple
over a year ago

Planet Ork

Last minute penalty to the Germans

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By *bsolutebeginnersCouple
over a year ago

Planet Ork

Saved it. Finished 4-4, great save by Stallone.

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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"Saved it. Finished 4-4, great save by Stallone."

You can't write this stuff!

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Just managed to rescue my dinner..chicken Marengo with rice...from the cutlery drawer...where it ended up after a dishing up oversight..

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By *obyn GravesTV/TS
over a year ago

1127 walnut avenue

I've already started on the turkey...wild turkey...bourbon

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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"Just managed to rescue my dinner..chicken Marengo with rice...from the cutlery drawer...where it ended up after a dishing up oversight.."

Biscuits are much safer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So as the forums are filling up with everybody's own personal 'Happy Christmas' thread, this is refuge from all of the madness.

So post here your humdrum, your bland and your regular...

I've just opened a new pack of biscuits, away you go

Gingernuts for dunking

I'm very partial to a ginger

biscuit"

Shall we share

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Just had four rogue suomais I found lurking in the freezer.

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By *palWoman
over a year ago

The Bermuda Triangle in Suffolk

Am trying to numb the pain I am in.

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

I poured too much gin!

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Currently sat watching a movie.

It's a non-xmas one.

Die Hard.

* Who am I kidding. It's the greatest Xmas movie ever.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I'm watching Keith and paddy doing gremlins

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Am trying to numb the pain I am in. "

Why are you in pain?

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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"Currently sat watching a movie.

It's a non-xmas one.

Die Hard.

* Who am I kidding. It's the greatest Xmas movie ever.

I've just started watching gremlins, does that count as a Christmas film?

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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"So as the forums are filling up with everybody's own personal 'Happy Christmas' thread, this is refuge from all of the madness.

So post here your humdrum, your bland and your regular...

I've just opened a new pack of biscuits, away you go

Gingernuts for dunking

I'm very partial to a ginger

biscuit

Shall we share

Oh go on then

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"Currently sat watching a movie.

It's a non-xmas one.

Die Hard.

* Who am I kidding. It's the greatest Xmas movie ever.

I've just started watching gremlins, does that count as a Christmas film? "

Yep. Enjoy!

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"Currently sat watching a movie.

It's a non-xmas one.

Die Hard.

* Who am I kidding. It's the greatest Xmas movie ever.

I've just started watching gremlins, does that count as a Christmas film? "
definitely...did you just notice the mistake...a vw beetle with steam coming out of the engine bay

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"I've just started watching gremlins, does that count as a Christmas film? "

It's a horror film

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

I've not had a great start to the festivities but I am trying to be jolly and positive.

A cup of tea will help, but no biscuits

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By *palWoman
over a year ago

The Bermuda Triangle in Suffolk

"Am trying to numb the pain I am in.

Why are you in pain?

I have jarred my shoulder and was screaming out in pain (whilst hoovering) which was starting to heal from a previous injury but it's also affected my back now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Am trying to numb the pain I am in.

Why are you in pain?

I have jarred my shoulder and was screaming out in pain (whilst hoovering) which was starting to heal from a previous injury but it's also affected my back now. "

Ouch! Hope you feel better soon. x

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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"I've just started watching gremlins, does that count as a Christmas film?

It's a horror film

Set at Christmas time...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm dyeing my hair and I can't wear my glasses to read, so all your dicks and tits are blurry.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Am trying to numb the pain I am in.

Why are you in pain?

I have jarred my shoulder and was screaming out in pain (whilst hoovering) which was starting to heal from a previous injury but it's also affected my back now. "

My back goes every Christmas. This year it was while I was queuing in Game.

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By *palWoman
over a year ago

The Bermuda Triangle in Suffolk

"Am trying to numb the pain I am in.

Why are you in pain?

I have jarred my shoulder and was screaming out in pain (whilst hoovering) which was starting to heal from a previous injury but it's also affected my back now.

Ouch! Hope you feel better soon. x"
Thank you x

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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"Am trying to numb the pain I am in.

Why are you in pain?

I have jarred my shoulder and was screaming out in pain (whilst hoovering) which was starting to heal from a previous injury but it's also affected my back now.

Ouch! Hope you feel better soon. x"

I agree, not nice

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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"Am trying to numb the pain I am in.

Why are you in pain?

I have jarred my shoulder and was screaming out in pain (whilst hoovering) which was starting to heal from a previous injury but it's also affected my back now.

My back goes every Christmas. This year it was while I was queuing in Game."

Ouch! I hope you feel better soon

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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

Biscuits!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im eating cheese straws. Nom.

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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"Im eating cheese straws. Nom. "

Why do you have the good food?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning, I'm getting ready for work.

I've also pulled a muscle in my chest from coughing. Well, I'm assuming it's a muscle and not a collapsing lung.

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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"Morning, I'm getting ready for work.

I've also pulled a muscle in my chest from coughing. Well, I'm assuming it's a muscle and not a collapsing lung.

The good news is, if its a collapsed lung you might get to finish early!

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By *alking DisasterWoman
over a year ago

South Oxfordshire

Morning,

Dragged myself out of bed and about to start the wrapping!

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Fucking hate spendmas.

Sorry Christmas

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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

Morning,

Dragged myself out of bed and about to start the wrapping!"

Careful, that almost sounds festive...

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By *alking DisasterWoman
over a year ago

South Oxfordshire

Morning,

Dragged myself out of bed and about to start the wrapping!

Careful, that almost sounds festive...

You haven't seen my wrapping abilities!

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

"I poured too much gin!

No such thing.

I'm just about to have one x

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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

Morning,

Dragged myself out of bed and about to start the wrapping!

Careful, that almost sounds festive...

You haven't seen my wrapping abilities!

Just gaffer tape it, it's fun watching them try to get in

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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"I poured too much gin!

No such thing.

I'm just about to have one x"

Seconded, no such thing!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Home from work and face fed.

Will probably be asleep within the hour!

No early finish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got spiked in a club last night and still recovering. Fun day indeed...

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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"Home from work and face fed.

Will probably be asleep within the hour!

No early finish

Ouch!

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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"I got spiked in a club last night and still recovering. Fun day indeed... "

Double ouch!

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By *ed PetalCouple
over a year ago

Kent

Cooked dinner for all 6 of us all day, so now ordering the kids around so they get it all cleaned up while I put my feet up with a glass of wine & cheesy telly while Mr RP is snoring next to me, lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I got spiked in a club last night and still recovering. Fun day indeed...

Double ouch! "

Yes it's quite shit to say the least!

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm washing dishes - I'm on my third bowl of water already

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Ate too many Celebration chocs for a lifetime. Bleugh. Oh sorry that's a normal Christmas. Apologies.

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