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By *yrdwoman OP   Woman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

The person who does the shrink wrapping for CDs and DVDs. Takes me blimmin ages to get it off, and thats with the little strip on the wrapping. I always lose at least one fingernail.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Celotape .... always celotape after its opened or used for the first time

*fumes*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The person who invented MDF... and all his relatives

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Them fookin' supermarket carrier bags that I can't fookin' open

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Celotape .... always celotape after its opened or used for the first time

*fumes* "

no what you mean, never mind it's a long way till next christmas.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

inconceivably sticky large bar-codes stuck over smaller than small cosmetics! takes feck'n agaes to remove and always leaves horrid stickyness behind! Grrr!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Celotape .... always celotape after its opened or used for the first time

*fumes*

no what you mean, never mind it's a long way till next christmas. "

and dont get me onto cheap wrapping paper. I cant stand it when you run out of decent paper and end up using the crappy stuff which rips as soon as you fold it over a corner!!!

Thank god as you say Christmas isnt for a long time!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The moron who designed the packaging strips of the Aspirin 75 dispersible tablets...

Aim.... FIRE!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

man who invented cctv cameras.

could go and do a weeks shopping with a pound in your pocket.

now cctv stops it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Clothes manufacturers, 4 not having the 4sight 2 make all clothing non-wrinkle, thereby eliminating the need 2 own an iron.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The cellophane wrap round cigs is just as bad as CDs but the language that comes from my mouth may be slightly worse with cig packets to a cd

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By *ush girlWoman
over a year ago

Manchester

The shitty nail glue that ruins your own nails underneath so that you always need falsies!!!

Oh n the tw*t that decided to put a ticket on my car for not parking in the fookin bay properly. I'm a girl what the hell do they expect - we've been told SO MANY lies about size & measurements!!!

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

Soapy!! Already shrink wrapped but still a flaming nuisance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Them fookin' supermarket carrier bags that I can't fookin' open"

...and fookin' bin liners

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The cellophane wrap round cigs is just as bad as CDs but the language that comes from my mouth may be slightly worse with cig packets to a cd "
oh yeah and the photographer of the pics 4 cig packets..the one with the man who has a giant tumour growth on his neck! That put me right off...well..ciggies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh no... I'm on one

Fookin' b*****d cling film

My life has been ruined by endless attempts to get that bloody stuff to come off the roll properly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Opening a bottle of fizzy pop & getting covered in it.

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you


"The cellophane wrap round cigs is just as bad as CDs but the language that comes from my mouth may be slightly worse with cig packets to a cd oh yeah and the photographer of the pics 4 cig packets..the one with the man who has a giant tumour growth on his neck! That put me right off...well..ciggies"
i always ask for another packet lol my bloke at the offie knows not to give me that packet now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh no... I'm on one

Fookin' b*****d cling film

My life has been ruined by endless attempts to get that bloody stuff to come off the roll properly "

+1

You start to unroll it and before you know it youve unwond only one bloomin side!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The cellophane wrap round cigs is just as bad as CDs but the language that comes from my mouth may be slightly worse with cig packets to a cd oh yeah and the photographer of the pics 4 cig packets..the one with the man who has a giant tumour growth on his neck! That put me right off...well..ciggiesi always ask for another packet lol my bloke at the offie knows not to give me that packet now"
Good thinking batman...pity i'm tryin ta quit..4 the 100th time!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

prices on the back of books when your giving them as a gift

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

shit shags

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"shit shags "

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By *ara JTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol East

the petrol cap on my car. I've lost count of the number of times its broken my nail trying to get the feckin thing undone.

I ask my passenger to undo it now, when I have one. Sometimes I delay going to the petrol station until I have one. A passenger, I mean.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh no... I'm on one

Fookin' b*****d cling film

My life has been ruined by endless attempts to get that bloody stuff to come off the roll properly "

Shouldn't be a cheap bird then and buy the good stuff

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By *umpkinMan
over a year ago

near the sounds of the wimborne quarter jack!


"Clothes manufacturers, 4 not having the 4sight 2 make all clothing non-wrinkle, thereby eliminating the need 2 own an iron. "

The clothing manifactures own the iron making factories silly! LOL!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Clothes manufacturers, 4 not having the 4sight 2 make all clothing non-wrinkle, thereby eliminating the need 2 own an iron. "

or indeed the idiot who invented ironing!! It would have been easier if we left the crease's where they were.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is Jeremy Clarkson allowed to post on this topic

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