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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Whos had one yet just seen an almighty streetside blowup

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nah mate, sound here Although Kitten did decide to blow out her ankle on lie stairs

C

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Nah mate, sound here Although Kitten did decide to blow out her ankle on lie stairs

C"
vinigar and brown paper time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I remember seeing two elderly woman pushing and shoving each other outside Birds.

Some people will do anything for a pork pie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nah mate, sound here Although Kitten did decide to blow out her ankle on lie stairs

C

vinigar and brown paper time"

How does everyone know about this vinegar thing except me?

C

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Nah mate, sound here Although Kitten did decide to blow out her ankle on lie stairs

C

vinigar and brown paper time

How does everyone know about this vinegar thing except me?

C"
haha its an age thing

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

Massive argument in a Northwest post office this morning so I'm told. Angry woman stormed out to a round of applause.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Massive argument in a Northwest post office this morning so I'm told. Angry woman stormed out to a round of applause."

You started doing the helicopter at her didn't you?

C

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Massive argument in a Northwest post office this morning so I'm told. Angry woman stormed out to a round of applause.

You started doing the helicopter at her didn't you?

C"
then he got applause too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been subject to the usual tirade of abuse I get around this time of year. Just shut off from it and carry on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nah mate, sound here Although Kitten did decide to blow out her ankle on lie stairs

C

vinigar and brown paper time

How does everyone know about this vinegar thing except me?

C"

Jack and Jill the nursery rhyme.

Jack and Jill went up the hill

To fetch a pail of water.

Jack fell down and broke his crown,

And Jill came tumbling after.

Up Jack got, and home did trot,

As fast as he could caper,

He went to bed to mend his head,

With vinegar and brown paper.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope I'm just getting through it in a gin fuelled stupor. I don't think anyone dares argue with me incase I just cry anyway as it's a pants time of year due to recent losses. And they all want feeding and if I cry they won't get food

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)


"Massive argument in a Northwest post office this morning so I'm told. Angry woman stormed out to a round of applause.

You started doing the helicopter at her didn't you?

C"

I did, I think it was knocking the stamps out of her hand that really kicked her off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Massive argument in a Northwest post office this morning so I'm told. Angry woman stormed out to a round of applause.

You started doing the helicopter at her didn't you?

C

I did, I think it was knocking the stamps out of her hand that really kicked her off"

How much postage is your cock worth now though?

C

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Massive argument in a Northwest post office this morning so I'm told. Angry woman stormed out to a round of applause.

You started doing the helicopter at her didn't you?

C

I did, I think it was knocking the stamps out of her hand that really kicked her off

How much postage is your cock worth now though?

C"
surely it was a recorded delivery the cctv in the country

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)


"Massive argument in a Northwest post office this morning so I'm told. Angry woman stormed out to a round of applause.

You started doing the helicopter at her didn't you?

C

I did, I think it was knocking the stamps out of her hand that really kicked her off

How much postage is your cock worth now though?

Csurely it was a recorded delivery the cctv in the country"

She just shouted something about return to sender as she stormed out, can't please some people.

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"Whos had one yet just seen an almighty streetside blowup"

Nope.

Just managed lunch with the MIL too.

I'm a veritable ray of fucking sunshine me.....

A

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy to report it's all sunshine and light in the GT household.

The lack of visiting in-laws this year is certainly helping!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll have to bite my tongue tomorrow. My mums fella is a miserable twat and gets more intolerable as the day goes on when he's fuelled with whiskey!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm being sweetness and light, and very smug.

My son bought his own house a few years ago, never spent Christmas in it, his dream was this year to spend xmas in his house, with me, his brother and his fiancee and her Mum.

Well Outlaw had a shit fit and demanded he and his fiancee go there as she didn't want to come to his.

Initially my boy agreed despite not wanting too, but today he rang me all happy, he'd put his foot down and told his girlfriend he was having Christmas in his house with us! And if her and her Mother didn't like it then tough.

Haven't spent a proper christmas with him in aroubd 5 years because of either work, or her family.

So now the outlaw is coming to my boys for Xmas... I'm not smug at all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm being sweetness and light, and very smug.

My son bought his own house a few years ago, never spent Christmas in it, his dream was this year to spend xmas in his house, with me, his brother and his fiancee and her Mum.

Well Outlaw had a shit fit and demanded he and his fiancee go there as she didn't want to come to his.

Initially my boy agreed despite not wanting too, but today he rang me all happy, he'd put his foot down and told his girlfriend he was having Christmas in his house with us! And if her and her Mother didn't like it then tough.

Haven't spent a proper christmas with him in aroubd 5 years because of either work, or her family.

So now the outlaw is coming to my boys for Xmas... I'm not smug at all "

Yay!! I think. Hope it goes ok.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hard to argue when it's just me and the cat!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Daughter is on a mission to row with me about anything (hormones). It's cool, I just walk away and let her stew.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Daughter is on a mission to row with me about anything (hormones). It's cool, I just walk away and let her stew. "

Stew? Shoving her in the slow cooker sounds a bit over the top

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm being sweetness and light, and very smug.

My son bought his own house a few years ago, never spent Christmas in it, his dream was this year to spend xmas in his house, with me, his brother and his fiancee and her Mum.

Well Outlaw had a shit fit and demanded he and his fiancee go there as she didn't want to come to his.

Initially my boy agreed despite not wanting too, but today he rang me all happy, he'd put his foot down and told his girlfriend he was having Christmas in his house with us! And if her and her Mother didn't like it then tough.

Haven't spent a proper christmas with him in aroubd 5 years because of either work, or her family.

So now the outlaw is coming to my boys for Xmas... I'm not smug at all

Yay!! I think. Hope it goes ok. "

Thanks hon, cannot wait! Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Daughter is on a mission to row with me about anything (hormones). It's cool, I just walk away and let her stew.

Stew? Shoving her in the slow cooker sounds a bit over the top"

Low heat; no harm done.

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

My mate asked his mrs if she wanted decking for xmas

She got the first punch in but now she's feeling guilty as he was only trying to improve the garden

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Daughter is on a mission to row with me about anything (hormones). It's cool, I just walk away and let her stew.

Stew? Shoving her in the slow cooker sounds a bit over the top

Low heat; no harm done. "

Hahaha savoury sauna just to teach a lesson

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Witnessed one in the marathon I was running yesterday. The couple in their matching fancy dress costumes were having a full on row at a feed station oblivious to the amusement of pretty much everyone witnessing it

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