FabSwingers.com forum: I've hurt my back

By *r Moriarty OP Man
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

That is all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh no

What did you do? Get your butt to boots tomorrow and get some heat pads. Work a treat. Have a hot bath, get some hot water bottles x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Know the feeling but i have back problem can hardly move and so mucb pain

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By *r Moriarty OP Man
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

"Oh no

What did you do? Get your butt to boots tomorrow and get some heat pads. Work a treat. Have a hot bath, get some hot water bottles x"

Was helping my brother move some stuff in his new house and it just went. Had a hot bath and popped some pills but can't sleep, I'm worried if I can't sleep tomorrow night then Santa won't come

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh no

What did you do? Get your butt to boots tomorrow and get some heat pads. Work a treat. Have a hot bath, get some hot water bottles x

Was helping my brother move some stuff in his new house and it just went. Had a hot bath and popped some pills but can't sleep, I'm worried if I can't sleep tomorrow night then Santa won't come

Well...Santa only comes to good boys anyway :-/

Aaaaaaaand you’ve been good! I hope you manage to rest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh no

What did you do? Get your butt to boots tomorrow and get some heat pads. Work a treat. Have a hot bath, get some hot water bottles x

Was helping my brother move some stuff in his new house and it just went. Had a hot bath and popped some pills but can't sleep, I'm worried if I can't sleep tomorrow night then Santa won't come

Santa only visits good boys. He'll come.

Get well soon x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get well soon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Possitive note if he comes you can sneak on his sled and go on an adventure

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By *r Moriarty OP Man
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

"Possitive note if he comes you can sneak on his sled and go on an adventure"

I watched a film about that on Netflix

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

Need a back massage?

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By *r Moriarty OP Man
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

"Need a back massage?

Think I'm a bit tender but you could try giving it a gentle rub

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"Need a back massage?

Think I'm a bit tender but you could try giving it a gentle rub"

I'll give you a nice relaxing rub

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"Need a back massage?

Think I'm a bit tender but you could try giving it a gentle rub

I'll give you a nice relaxing rub

Easy tiger........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you want me to spunk on it while you are wating tv ?

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

Aww you poor thing. Buy yourself one of those acupuncture mats and roll around on it a lot.

Or you could ask Red for a massage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Possitive note if he comes you can sneak on his sled and go on an adventure

I watched a film about that on Netflix"

Christmas chronicals

. I watched it this week too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Possitive note if he comes you can sneak on his sled and go on an adventure

I watched a film about that on Netflix

Christmas chronicals

. I watched it this week too "
best santa film ever

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By *r Moriarty OP Man
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

"Do you want me to spunk on it while you are wating tv ? "

If you can spunk out Deep Heat then yes, give me both barrels.

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By *ruebameMan
over a year ago

from the womb and tryout to get back

Put a couple of pillows under your back and lay on a hard floor if you have someone with you lift your leg under your knee and get them to pull the leg that's lifted towards them as they push your shoulder in the opposite direction then swap legs and repeat you should hear a crack give it half hour and you should be fine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does anyone else drive alot? Do you have issues with your left shoulder? Mines really stiff. Need a massage

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By *orny IrishMan
over a year ago

Rural Wiltshire

"That is all

Get well soon Mr, this not feeling great at Christmas is a big pants. I fully sympathise and understand.

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By *arnsley guy100Man
over a year ago

Sheffield

Do you want me to bang your Mrs whilst you out of action?

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

That's not good,I hope it gets better soon for you.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Do you want me to bang your Mrs whilst you out of action? "

Aww you're all heart,that is so thoughtful of you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don’t heat muscular pain! Use ice first for a good 24 hours then heat. Even those cold sprays will work.

Hope it’s soon better xx

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By *r Moriarty OP Man
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

"Do you want me to bang your Mrs whilst you out of action? "

As long as you promise not to enjoy it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Omg this sounds like work!!

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By *r Moriarty OP Man
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

"Don’t heat muscular pain! Use ice first for a good 24 hours then heat. Even those cold sprays will work.

Hope it’s soon better xx"

So all those people telling me to have hot baths have crippled me then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Voltarol

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By *.A.MGUY55Man
over a year ago

Rochdale

U need to lie on floor an let a women walk over u in heels an then massage u

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By *r Moriarty OP Man
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

"Voltarol

Can you still wank if you've taken it?

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By *r Moriarty OP Man
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

"U need to lie on floor an let a women walk over u in heels an then massage u "

Cool, send one over

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don’t heat muscular pain! Use ice first for a good 24 hours then heat. Even those cold sprays will work.

Hope it’s soon better xx

So all those people telling me to have hot baths have crippled me then

Wellll crippled is a bit strong

When you first cause the injury cold is better but by now I’d alternate.

This has gotta be my dullest post ever

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We can share my foam roller for trying to sooth it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Voltarol

Can you still wank if you've taken it?"

I’d wash your hands first!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Voltarol

Can you still wank if you've taken it?

I’d wash your hands first!"

It’s a gel not a tablet

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By *r Moriarty OP Man
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

"Don’t heat muscular pain! Use ice first for a good 24 hours then heat. Even those cold sprays will work.

Hope it’s soon better xx

So all those people telling me to have hot baths have crippled me then

Wellll crippled is a bit strong

When you first cause the injury cold is better but by now I’d alternate.

This has gotta be my dullest post ever

Just tell yourself it's not my back you're talking about and it doesn't have to be dull at all.

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By *r Moriarty OP Man
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

"We can share my foam roller for trying to sooth it."

Wash the emulsion off first please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don’t heat muscular pain! Use ice first for a good 24 hours then heat. Even those cold sprays will work.

Hope it’s soon better xx

So all those people telling me to have hot baths have crippled me then

Wellll crippled is a bit strong

When you first cause the injury cold is better but by now I’d alternate.

This has gotta be my dullest post ever

Just tell yourself it's not my back you're talking about and it doesn't have to be dull at all."

In that case I’d recommend lots of massage. Repeatedly. If nothing else it’ll take your mind off the pain

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seriously just get it assessed and then suitable treatment ... if you think or want to eliminate disks I can do that over the phone for you?

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By *r Moriarty OP Man
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

"Seriously just get it assessed and then suitable treatment ... if you think or want to eliminate disks I can do that over the phone for you? "

Thanks, I'm pretty sure it's only muscular but I just like the attention.

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over a year ago

"Seriously just get it assessed and then suitable treatment ... if you think or want to eliminate disks I can do that over the phone for you?

Thanks, I'm pretty sure it's only muscular but I just like the attention."

Hahahahahahahahaha!!! It's what I'd do for a living and have just closed emergency clinic for the holidays!

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By *r Moriarty OP Man
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

"Seriously just get it assessed and then suitable treatment ... if you think or want to eliminate disks I can do that over the phone for you?

Thanks, I'm pretty sure it's only muscular but I just like the attention.

Hahahahahahahahaha!!! It's what I'd do for a living and have just closed emergency clinic for the holidays!

Thank you for all your good work on behalf of cripples every where

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