FabSwingers.com forum: It's not funny

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I've been wrapping presents and doing last minute stuff and haven't eaten since 12 today. Now im starving lying in bed, fo i get up and make something? And if i do what am i gonna make? Heellppp.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nutella crepes - I’m just away to have some. Get in on the hype

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

toast

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By *omewhatSlightlyDazedMan
over a year ago

Warwick Birmingham & YamYamLand

Pie sammich... it's the future

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Pot noodle?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Nutella crepes - I’m just away to have some. Get in on the hype "

What are they? Sounds amazing though. X

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"toast"

No takes too long, want it now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

have a wank and some protein

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Pie sammich... it's the future "

Is that pie on barm stuff?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was anything you wrapped edible? Eat it and just avoid that person til new year.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Im gonna raid fridge now, get back to yous in a minute. I just can't take it anymore.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gravy...gravy solves everything

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By *omewhatSlightlyDazedMan
over a year ago

Warwick Birmingham & YamYamLand

"Pie sammich... it's the future

Is that pie on barm stuff? "

A sammich is like a sandwich but with so much on it, it falls out the sides. A pie is still a pie, pastry with filling. Takes half hour but except for buttering the bread no effort

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"toast"

No your right, toast it is, i stand corrected.

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By *ot-AshMan
over a year ago

London

"toast

No your right, toast it is, i stand corrected.

Have you got any peanut butter?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"toast

No your right, toast it is, i stand corrected.

Have you got any peanut butter?

Oh my god how did you know. Im not messing, that's scary

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By *ot-AshMan
over a year ago

London

"toast

No your right, toast it is, i stand corrected.

Have you got any peanut butter?

Oh my god how did you know. Im not messing, that's scary

I had a sudden late night craving for toast and peanut butter!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I absolutely annihilated that toast and 2 mini pork pies, crumbs in bed now.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"toast

No your right, toast it is, i stand corrected.

Have you got any peanut butter?

Oh my god how did you know. Im not messing, that's scary

I had a sudden late night craving for toast and peanut butter!"

Do it, you know you want to, do it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cheese n crackers wiv a bit 'o picalilli...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cheese n crackers wiv a bit 'o picalilli..."

I want that now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now I want to get out of bed and have peanut butter on toast.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Now I want to get out of bed and have peanut butter on toast.

Do it, its Christmas you deserve it. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just have, I blame you for this.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I just have, I blame you for this.

sorry, you love it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh my goodness toaster is taking forever.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh my goodness toaster is taking forever.

It just seems like forever.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Now I want to get out of bed and have peanut butter on toast.

Now I've got to make me some but peanut butter and marmite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Now I want to get out of bed and have peanut butter on toast.

Now I've got to make me some but peanut butter and marmite

That's just plain wrong!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Now I want to get out of bed and have peanut butter on toast.

Now I've got to make me some but peanut butter and marmite

That's just plain wrong!!!

Tis the future I tell thee

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Now I want to get out of bed and have peanut butter on toast.

Now I've got to make me some but peanut butter and marmite

That's just plain wrong!!!

Tis the future I tell thee

It is ive seen it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Peanut butter sandwich

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Peanut butter sandwich "

I took your advice my friend and had toast, with peanut butter of course.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Now I want to get out of bed and have peanut butter on toast.

Now I've got to make me some but peanut butter and marmite

That's just plain wrong!!!

Tis the future I tell thee

It is ive seen it "

On fresh crusty tiger bread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Now I want to get out of bed and have peanut butter on toast.

Now I've got to make me some but peanut butter and marmite

That's just plain wrong!!!

Tis the future I tell thee

I'm a Marmite hater I'm afraid. I've never tried it but the smell is enough to put me off.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Now I want to get out of bed and have peanut butter on toast.

Now I've got to make me some but peanut butter and marmite

That's just plain wrong!!!

Tis the future I tell thee

It is ive seen it

On fresh crusty tiger bread "

You can't beat pate on tiger bread.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Now I want to get out of bed and have peanut butter on toast.

Now I've got to make me some but peanut butter and marmite

That's just plain wrong!!!

Tis the future I tell thee

It is ive seen it

On fresh crusty tiger bread

You can't beat pate on tiger bread.

Fuck off im hungry again. Just stop it. If this was a food site id have loads of veri's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Now I want to get out of bed and have peanut butter on toast.

Now I've got to make me some but peanut butter and marmite

That's just plain wrong!!!

Tis the future I tell thee

I'm a Marmite hater I'm afraid. I've never tried it but the smell is enough to put me off. "

All a matter of taste some do some dont

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Now I want to get out of bed and have peanut butter on toast.

Now I've got to make me some but peanut butter and marmite

That's just plain wrong!!!

Tis the future I tell thee

It is ive seen it

On fresh crusty tiger bread

You can't beat pate on tiger bread.

Oh no now I want that can we just stop talking about food now please, I'm very easily influenced.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Now I want to get out of bed and have peanut butter on toast.

Now I've got to make me some but peanut butter and marmite

That's just plain wrong!!!

Tis the future I tell thee

It is ive seen it

On fresh crusty tiger bread

You can't beat pate on tiger bread.

Fuck off im hungry again. Just stop it. If this was a food site id have loads of veri's

Toaster reload

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By *omewhatSlightlyDazedMan
over a year ago

Warwick Birmingham & YamYamLand

Currently eating a crisp sandwich

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Now I want to get out of bed and have peanut butter on toast.

Now I've got to make me some but peanut butter and marmite

That's just plain wrong!!!

Tis the future I tell thee

It is ive seen it

On fresh crusty tiger bread

You can't beat pate on tiger bread.

Fuck off im hungry again. Just stop it. If this was a food site id have loads of veri's

Toaster reload

No im resisting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Currently eating a crisp sandwich

Now I want that too, I'm going to need to go to sleep to avoid eating anymore food.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A toasted tea cake is always nice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Now I want to get out of bed and have peanut butter on toast.

Now I've got to make me some but peanut butter and marmite

That's just plain wrong!!!

Tis the future I tell thee

It is ive seen it

On fresh crusty tiger bread

You can't beat pate on tiger bread.

Fuck off im hungry again. Just stop it. If this was a food site id have loads of veri's

Toaster reload

No im resisting "

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

"Now I want to get out of bed and have peanut butter on toast.

Now I've got to make me some but peanut butter and marmite

Yes please.

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By *omewhatSlightlyDazedMan
over a year ago

Warwick Birmingham & YamYamLand

Ewww... marmite, yuk!

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

"Currently eating a crisp sandwich

There's always one fucking show off

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Currently eating a crisp sandwich

There's always one fucking show off"

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