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Ha! Taking a break already. You will be a busy bee in here
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Ha! Taking a break already. You will be a busy bee in here
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Hey I've not been around much...was expecting to be ignored. Now I'm elbow deep in cookie dough...Let me festive then I'll come back "Haha fair enough. I have not been on for a long time so while you come back and do your magic I will hand out the life jackets  | |||
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"Signing up... No wee tho please "Hey ladies. I'm Mike I live with my nan so I'll have to come to yours. But I can ride for hours...my bike and you if you'll allow it. I like a finger up the bum and I bake cakes. Drop me a message. | |||
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"Could be interesting having a rewrite. I'd like to invite you to a petting zoo. Sit down, hold my snake Careful it doesn't spit." You mean to say that's all I need for a profile, to have the ladies desperate to meet me? | |||
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"Haven't updated mine in a while. Go for it H "All you guys complain you can't get dick I want to be fucked, properly, a couple of times a month. Where are you? Bring food. | |||
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"Lol go on then honey xx" We like to dine al fresco. Eat off kat then eat her whilst I watch. | |||
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Or write you some words. "A little from both please x | |||
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"Bring. It. On! I fear you'll be waiting a long time, OP's gone for a wank methinks
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A little from both please x "I am is buxom and my hair is red. He is dick let us take you to bed I likes shoes and making cake We go to socials let's make a date We don't want single guys We are looking for no ladies Preferably not cheating The wives are too crazy! | |||
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"Im ok thanks iv had to take 2 weeks off as my penis is warn to the nib Il be open for applications in the new year " | |||
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A little from both please x
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I likes shoes and making cake
We go to socials let's make a date
We don't want single guys
We are looking for no ladies
Preferably not cheating
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"Signing up... No wee tho please
Hey ladies. I'm Mike
I live with my nan so I'll have to come to yours.
But I can ride for hours...my bike and you if you'll allow it.
I like a finger up the bum and I bake cakes.
Drop me a message."Hahahahaha | |||
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"Oh do us
Do you?
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A little from both please x
I am is buxom and my hair is red.
He is dick let us take you to bed
I likes shoes and making cake
We go to socials let's make a date
We don't want single guys
We are looking for no ladies
Preferably not cheating
The wives are too crazy!
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