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The Matchmaking thread LXXXVIII (88)©®™

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By *inky-Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Grantham

I don't have the chocolates

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By *inky-Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Grantham

This won't make any sense unless one has read the end of MM87

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok I won’t ask for the chocolates as well!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah "there are no chocolates"

Quick hide them before that guy comes back in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Flippin heck R that was lightning speed! How did you get in here before me

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By *inky-Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Grantham

So two men fighting over chocolates and not the women

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m just super quick! They don’t call me the half minute man for nothing you know

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By *inky-Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Grantham


"I’m just super quick! They don’t call me the half minute man for nothing you know "

A whole half minute

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So two men fighting over chocolates and not the women "

Hahahaha!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So two men fighting over chocolates and not the women

Hahahaha!!!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m just super quick! They don’t call me the half minute man for nothing you know

A whole half minute "

It’s a skill

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By *inky-Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Grantham


"I’m just super quick! They don’t call me the half minute man for nothing you know

A whole half minute

It’s a skill "

I'm sure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And we're off...

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By *inky-Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Grantham

So here I am with two yummy men and all they want is chocolate...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m just super quick! They don’t call me the half minute man for nothing you know

A whole half minute

It’s a skill

I'm sure "

And I’m talking about how long it would take me to make the chocolates disappear

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By *inky-Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Grantham


"And we're off..."

We are, evening you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is the chocolate thread now!

#Choccywoccydoodah

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By *inky-Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Grantham


"I’m just super quick! They don’t call me the half minute man for nothing you know

A whole half minute

It’s a skill

I'm sure

And I’m talking about how long it would take me to make the chocolates disappear "

I knew that

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By *inky-Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Grantham


"This is the chocolate thread now!

#Choccywoccydoodah"

That made me laugh out loud

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m just super quick! They don’t call me the half minute man for nothing you know

A whole half minute

It’s a skill

I'm sure

And I’m talking about how long it would take me to make the chocolates disappear

I knew that "

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By *ohndunboyneMan
over a year ago

Dunboyne & Dublin


"This won't make any sense unless one has read the end of MM87 "

MM87?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m just super quick! They don’t call me the half minute man for nothing you know

A whole half minute

It’s a skill

I'm sure

And I’m talking about how long it would take me to make the chocolates disappear "

Right that is it!

I am practising my skills over the festive season. I need to make chocolate disappear in 29 seconds!!

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By *inky-Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Grantham


"This won't make any sense unless one has read the end of MM87

MM87?"

The last Matchmaking thread, number 87

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m just super quick! They don’t call me the half minute man for nothing you know

A whole half minute

It’s a skill

I'm sure

And I’m talking about how long it would take me to make the chocolates disappear

Right that is it!

I am practising my skills over the festive season. I need to make chocolate disappear in 29 seconds!!"

While you do that, I’ll entertain the ladies

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By *inky-Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Grantham


"Right that is it!

I am practising my skills over the festive season. I need to make chocolate disappear in 29 seconds!!"

Perhaps we need to quantify the amount of chocolate? Or was it just the one box of matchmakers?

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By *inky-Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Grantham


"While you do that, I’ll entertain the ladies "

May I lay my head on your manly chest?

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By *ohndunboyneMan
over a year ago

Dunboyne & Dublin


"This won't make any sense unless one has read the end of MM87

MM87?

The last Matchmaking thread, number 87 "

Ok, I'm lost.

Have fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This won't make any sense unless one has read the end of MM87

MM87?

The last Matchmaking thread, number 87 "

Kinky can you stop confusing folk with MM87 there aint no chocolate with that name!

Please stick to the topic of the thread. So what chocolate treats are we having?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Right that is it!

I am practising my skills over the festive season. I need to make chocolate disappear in 29 seconds!!

Perhaps we need to quantify the amount of chocolate? Or was it just the one box of matchmakers?"

At least two boxes! And we’ll need evidence Adam has broken the 30 second barrier

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"While you do that, I’ll entertain the ladies

May I lay my head on your manly chest? "

Just my chest??

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By *inky-Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Grantham

I forgot to out this bit...

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HOW IT WORKS:

Message or shout out on here to anyone you fancy then report back if it's a match.

Then make sure you meet them for at least a drink

Please put both usernames so I can copy & paste.

Then report back when you've MET

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This won't make any sense unless one has read the end of MM87

MM87?

The last Matchmaking thread, number 87

Ok, I'm lost.

Have fun "

Pffft wait come back! Bring chocolate with you and say you're in

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By *inky-Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Grantham


"At least two boxes! And we’ll need evidence Adam has broken the 30 second barrier "

It will have to be a YouTube phenomenon escapade then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ps I’m in just in case no one knew

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By *inky-Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Grantham


"Pffft wait come back! Bring chocolate with you and say you're in "

Pleeeaaassse

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By *inky-Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Grantham


"Ps I’m in just in case no one knew "

Me too, match?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ps I’m in just in case no one knew

Me too, match? "

Match made!

Who’s next?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Right that is it!

I am practising my skills over the festive season. I need to make chocolate disappear in 29 seconds!!

Perhaps we need to quantify the amount of chocolate? Or was it just the one box of matchmakers?"

It was one box, however we might need to grab another...mint ones this time

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By *inky-Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Grantham


"Ps I’m in just in case no one knew

Me too, match?

Match made!

Who’s next?"

rick s & Kinky-Minx MATCH!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stone the flamin crows...

I just realised the lady from the previous thread made her sweet escape and run off with the chocolate!

Oh great so now it's back to matchmaking with them rules.

Rules are rules #hmpf

Goodnight everyone

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By *inky-Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Grantham


"It was one box, however we might need to grab another...mint ones this time "

I'll get a case

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By *inky-Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Grantham


"Stone the flamin crows...

I just realised the lady from the previous thread made her sweet escape and run off with the chocolate!

Oh great so now it's back to matchmaking with them rules.

Rules are rules #hmpf

Goodnight everyone "

Match

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Right that is it!

I am practising my skills over the festive season. I need to make chocolate disappear in 29 seconds!!

Perhaps we need to quantify the amount of chocolate? Or was it just the one box of matchmakers?

It was one box, however we might need to grab another...mint ones this time "

I prefer mint to orange

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Right that is it!

I am practising my skills over the festive season. I need to make chocolate disappear in 29 seconds!!

Perhaps we need to quantify the amount of chocolate? Or was it just the one box of matchmakers?

It was one box, however we might need to grab another...mint ones this time "

God damn it second time this has happened to me tonight!! Mint ones are my favourite. Chocolate is back on the menu!

Whoop whoop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Stone the flamin crows...

I just realised the lady from the previous thread made her sweet escape and run off with the chocolate!

Oh great so now it's back to matchmaking with them rules.

Rules are rules #hmpf

Goodnight everyone "

I went to grab more chocolate, I've got mint ones this time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Stone the flamin crows...

I just realised the lady from the previous thread made her sweet escape and run off with the chocolate!

Oh great so now it's back to matchmaking with them rules.

Rules are rules #hmpf

Goodnight everyone

I went to grab more chocolate, I've got mint ones this time "

Perfect x

Now I’m off to bed to dream about mint matchmakers, nite nite all x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nighty night

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By *inky-Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Grantham

Night sexy men with your little sticks of chocolate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Night sexy men with your little sticks of chocolate "

I've nibbled all the ends so he will have a shock when he opens them.

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By *inky-Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Grantham


"Night sexy men with your little sticks of chocolate

I've nibbled all the ends so he will have a shock when he opens them. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Back in

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

Im in...

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By *ot-AshMan
over a year ago

London

I don't know the rules but I'm in!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seems to be a bit of a man fest...with chocolate.

Think I'll come back later...

Happy Christmas.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I forgot to out this bit...

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HOW IT WORKS:

Message or shout out on here to anyone you fancy sharing chocolate with then report back if it's a match.

Then make sure you meet them for at least a chocolate

Please put both usernames so I can copy & paste.

Then report back when you've MET "

For those that don't know...

^ those are the rules ^

Don't ask me anything because Kinky makes the rules

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Seems to be a bit of a man fest...with chocolate.

Think I'll come back later...

Happy Christmas."

Oooops...

You missed the sexy spiderwoman ^

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Night sexy men with your little sticks of chocolate

I've nibbled all the ends so he will have a shock when he opens them. "

Why you little... nibbler!

I was wondering why the sticks were shorter then normal

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By *ot-AshMan
over a year ago

London


"Seems to be a bit of a man fest...with chocolate.

Think I'll come back later...

Happy Christmas.

Oooops...

You missed the sexy spiderwoman ^"

I didn't!..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Seems to be a bit of a man fest...with chocolate.

Think I'll come back later...

Happy Christmas.

Oooops...

You missed the sexy spiderwoman ^

I didn't!.."

I knew you wouldn't

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Stone the flamin crows...

I just realised the lady from the previous thread made her sweet escape and run off with the chocolate!

Oh great so now it's back to matchmaking with them rules.

Rules are rules #hmpf

Goodnight everyone

Match "

You know that Kinky!

We will share chocolate at STP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im in... "

It's a match!

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro


"Im in...

It's a match! "

Are you ready for this Adam!!

It's a match

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By *inky-Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Grantham

Is that 2 new matches?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't remember if im in or not... I'll jump in either way

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By *inky-Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Grantham


"I can't remember if im in or not... I'll jump in either way "

You're in, you've got the nibbled chocolates

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will pop back for another lovely social

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By *orny IrishMan
over a year ago

Rural Wiltshire


"Im in... "

Spiderwoman I think we are a match.

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By *orny IrishMan
over a year ago

Rural Wiltshire


"Will pop back for another lovely social "

We are a match are we not Saffron

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By *inky-Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Grantham


"Will pop back for another lovely social

We are a match are we not Saffron "

Do they not know how nice you are?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Will pop back for another lovely social

We are a match are we not Saffron "

You're such a tartbag we are grabbing coffee anyway when you're over!

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By *orny IrishMan
over a year ago

Rural Wiltshire


"Will pop back for another lovely social

We are a match are we not Saffron

You're such a tartbag we are grabbing coffee anyway when you're over! "

KM I would call that a match.

Horny Irish and Saffron 40 match.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Will pop back for another lovely social

We are a match are we not Saffron

You're such a tartbag we are grabbing coffee anyway when you're over!

KM I would call that a match.

Horny Irish and Saffron 40 match. "

you're a nightmare

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By *orny IrishMan
over a year ago

Rural Wiltshire


"Will pop back for another lovely social

We are a match are we not Saffron

You're such a tartbag we are grabbing coffee anyway when you're over!

KM I would call that a match.

Horny Irish and Saffron 40 match.

you're a nightmare "

I take that as a yes?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Will pop back for another lovely social

We are a match are we not Saffron

You're such a tartbag we are grabbing coffee anyway when you're over!

KM I would call that a match.

Horny Irish and Saffron 40 match.

you're a nightmare

I take that as a yes? "

Ha ha!!! We are already grabbing coffee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can't remember if im in or not... I'll jump in either way

You're in, you've got the nibbled chocolates "

Oh yes, I did wonder where these empty boxes came from...

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Wanders in waving a Terrys Chocolate Orange .... and ITS MINE!!

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By *inky-Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Grantham


"KM I would call that a match.

Horny Irish and Saffron 40 match. "

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By *inky-Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Grantham


"Wanders in waving a Terrys Chocolate Orange .... and ITS MINE!! "

The men will be after that

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By *orny IrishMan
over a year ago

Rural Wiltshire


"Wanders in waving a Terrys Chocolate Orange .... and ITS MINE!! "

I got two, so does that mean I have chocolate orange balls this Christmas?

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By *inky-Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Grantham


"Wanders in waving a Terrys Chocolate Orange .... and ITS MINE!!

I got two, so does that mean I have chocolate orange balls this Christmas? "

On a technicality I’d say no as they are spherical looking but fall to pieces easily. Therefore not balls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good afternoon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wanders in feeling lost, wanders straight out again...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hope you had good xmas kinky.

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By *inky-Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Grantham


"Good afternoon "

Afternoon

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By *inky-Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Grantham


"Wanders in feeling lost, wanders straight out again... "

I’m sure you know the game?

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By *inky-Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Grantham


"hope you had good xmas kinky."

Hi Patrick, so far very good, I don’t feel it’s over yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"hope you had good xmas kinky.

Hi Patrick, so far very good, I don’t feel it’s over yet "

still got your outfit on. once thats off xmas is over.

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By *inky-Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Grantham


"hope you had good xmas kinky.

Hi Patrick, so far very good, I don’t feel it’s over yet

still got your outfit on. once thats off xmas is over. "

That’s right, my dress is the official Christmas timing mechanism

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On the very off chance that someone local might wander in with some ferrero rocher...I'm in

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By *inky-Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Grantham


"On the very off chance that someone local might wander in with some ferrero rocher...I'm in"

It really is all about the chocolate this thread

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By *inky-Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Grantham

I'm not looking for chocolate, just yummy men

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

got a lot of lindt chocolate if that helps.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"On the very off chance that someone local might wander in with some ferrero rocher...I'm in

It really is all about the chocolate this thread "

You put the idea in my head.

I'll take a hot guy along with the chocolate

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By *inky-Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Grantham


"You put the idea in my head.

I'll take a hot guy along with the chocolate "

Sorted

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By *inky-Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Grantham


"got a lot of lindt chocolate if that helps."

Have you considered coming to the next STP?

https://www.fabswingers.com/forum/meets/830083

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"got a lot of lindt chocolate if that helps.

Have you considered coming to the next STP?

https://www.fabswingers.com/forum/meets/830083"

to be honest with you. i dont think im that welcome on here so attending a social would be out of the question.

but thanks for asking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Still in

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By *inky-Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Grantham


"got a lot of lindt chocolate if that helps.

Have you considered coming to the next STP?

https://www.fabswingers.com/forum/meets/830083

to be honest with you. i dont think im that welcome on here so attending a social would be out of the question.

but thanks for asking"

That's some really weird logic you have there

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By *inky-Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Grantham


"Still in "

Yes please

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By *hris55555Man
over a year ago

liverpool

Who’s doing the matchmaking lol

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By *inky-Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Grantham


"Who’s doing the matchmaking lol"

Everyone, it's self service

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By *hris55555Man
over a year ago

liverpool


"Who’s doing the matchmaking lol

Everyone, it's self service "

Self service hay, will have to have an inspection

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By *ot-AshMan
over a year ago

London


"got a lot of lindt chocolate if that helps.

Have you considered coming to the next STP?

https://www.fabswingers.com/forum/meets/830083"

Hi Kinky..I'd love to go but still not had a reply back yet.

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By *ot-AshMan
over a year ago

London


"On the very off chance that someone local might wander in with some ferrero rocher...I'm in"

I have some but sadly I'm not local!

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By *inky-Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Grantham


"Hi Kinky..I'd love to go but still not had a reply back yet. "

Check when the profile was last online

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"got a lot of lindt chocolate if that helps.

Have you considered coming to the next STP?

https://www.fabswingers.com/forum/meets/830083

to be honest with you. i dont think im that welcome on here so attending a social would be out of the question.

but thanks for asking"

Know the feeling, mate.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"On the very off chance that someone local might wander in with some ferrero rocher...I'm in

I have some but sadly I'm not local!"

Stick them in the post for me

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Pick me! Pick me!

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By *orny IrishMan
over a year ago

Rural Wiltshire


"On the very off chance that someone local might wander in with some ferrero rocher...I'm in

I have some but sadly I'm not local!

Stick them in the post for me "

Shame I am not in the wee country longer with less to do otherwise I would deliver some in person.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not had the opportunity to catch up fully on threads yet, but this has been the best chocolate theme in a long time! Never knew the OP had a food fetish... how Kinky is that!

Roll on the chocolates. Whoop whoop!

#2019

#merger

#matchmakers

#comingsoon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"On the very off chance that someone local might wander in with some ferrero rocher...I'm in

I have some but sadly I'm not local!

Stick them in the post for me

Shame I am not in the wee country longer with less to do otherwise I would deliver some in person. "

I don't mind if you post them too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not had the opportunity to catch up fully on threads yet, but this has been the best chocolate theme in a long time! Never knew the OP had a food fetish... how Kinky is that!

Roll on the chocolates. Whoop whoop!

#2019

#merger

#matchmakers

#comingsoon

"

Don't be wasting chocolate, make sure you clean up after the rolling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not had the opportunity to catch up fully on threads yet, but this has been the best chocolate theme in a long time! Never knew the OP had a food fetish... how Kinky is that!

Roll on the chocolates. Whoop whoop!

#2019

#merger

#matchmakers

#comingsoon

Don't be wasting chocolate, make sure you clean up after the rolling "

Ha ha love it! It is nice to see many chocolate lovers in here. This is the first time I posted in the matchmaking threads. If I knew people loved to have a nibble and a lick I would have come into the previous 80+ threads all them years ago!

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By *inky-Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Grantham


"Pick me! Pick me! "

I always do

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By *inky-Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Grantham


"Not had the opportunity to catch up fully on threads yet, but this has been the best chocolate theme in a long time! Never knew the OP had a food fetish... how Kinky is that!

Roll on the chocolates. Whoop whoop!

#2019

#merger

#matchmakers

#comingsoon

"

But I don’t

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have chocolates. Celebrations and Quality Street - Tesco have reduced to clear

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By *inky-Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Grantham

Anyone yummy with strong arms for good cuddles?

No chocolate required

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone yummy with strong arms for good cuddles?

No chocolate required "

Nope

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By *inky-Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Grantham


"Anyone yummy with strong arms for good cuddles?

No chocolate required

Nope"

Darn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone yummy with strong arms for good cuddles?

No chocolate required

Nope

Darn "

as lovely as you are. no chocolate is a deal breaker.

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By *inky-Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Grantham


"Anyone yummy with strong arms for good cuddles?

No chocolate required

Nope

Darn

as lovely as you are. no chocolate is a deal breaker."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone yummy with strong arms for good cuddles?

No chocolate required

Nope

Darn

as lovely as you are. no chocolate is a deal breaker.

"

sorry but chocolate is in my terms and conditions

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By *mber DextrousWoman
over a year ago

Devon

Corr can tell it's Christmas with all this chocolate rather than just cake! Best join the fun!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in for this one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Corr can tell it's Christmas with all this chocolate rather than just cake! Best join the fun!"

im going to a chocolate fair soon.

maybe looking for a nice lady to take with me

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By *inky-Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Grantham


"as lovely as you are. no chocolate is a deal breaker.

sorry but chocolate is in my terms and conditions"

Ok, I give in. Bring me some Chocopologie Chocolate Truffles by Fritz Knipschildt

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By *inky-Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Grantham


"Corr can tell it's Christmas with all this chocolate rather than just cake! Best join the fun!"

True

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By *inky-Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Grantham


"im going to a chocolate fair soon.

maybe looking for a nice lady to take with me"

I know quite ab bit about chocolate, just tend not to eat it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"as lovely as you are. no chocolate is a deal breaker.

sorry but chocolate is in my terms and conditions

Ok, I give in. Bring me some Chocopologie Chocolate Truffles by Fritz Knipschildt "

posh bugger.

ok ill see what i can do

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By *inky-Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Grantham


"as lovely as you are. no chocolate is a deal breaker.

sorry but chocolate is in my terms and conditions

Ok, I give in. Bring me some Chocopologie Chocolate Truffles by Fritz Knipschildt

posh bugger.

ok ill see what i can do"

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By *rjpinkMan
over a year ago

winterfell

I'm much more of a chocolate hobnob guy.. but i'm in

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By *mber DextrousWoman
over a year ago

Devon


"Corr can tell it's Christmas with all this chocolate rather than just cake! Best join the fun!

im going to a chocolate fair soon.

maybe looking for a nice lady to take with me"

A chocolate fair? Where do these things happen. Seen plenty of gin fairs but not chocolate...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like boost

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Corr can tell it's Christmas with all this chocolate rather than just cake! Best join the fun!

im going to a chocolate fair soon.

maybe looking for a nice lady to take with me

A chocolate fair? Where do these things happen. Seen plenty of gin fairs but not chocolate..."

going to one in germany.

and one in london in april.

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By *mber DextrousWoman
over a year ago

Devon


"Corr can tell it's Christmas with all this chocolate rather than just cake! Best join the fun!

im going to a chocolate fair soon.

maybe looking for a nice lady to take with me

A chocolate fair? Where do these things happen. Seen plenty of gin fairs but not chocolate...

going to one in germany.

and one in london in april."

That's dedication to chocolate!

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By *inky-Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Grantham


"I'm much more of a chocolate hobnob guy.. but i'm in "

I've never had a chocolate hobnob

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By *inky-Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Grantham


"That's addiction to chocolate!"

FTFY

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not till new year im afraid

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By *inky-Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Grantham


"Not till new year im afraid"

Tuesday then

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By *lanPartridgeMan
over a year ago

nottingham

I'd rather have some more cabbage

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By *inky-Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Grantham


"I'd rather have some more cabbage "

May your wish come true

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Corr can tell it's Christmas with all this chocolate rather than just cake! Best join the fun!

im going to a chocolate fair soon.

maybe looking for a nice lady to take with me

A chocolate fair? Where do these things happen. Seen plenty of gin fairs but not chocolate...

going to one in germany.

and one in london in april.

That's dedication to chocolate!"

That is and very interesting! Germany and London...

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By *inky-Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Grantham


"That is and very interesting! Germany and London... "

This chocolate theme is all your fault

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No chocolate once we leave the EU

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That is and very interesting! Germany and London...

This chocolate theme is all your fault "

I blame the festive season

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By *inky-Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Grantham


"No chocolate once we leave the EU"

Can't tell if that's a joke or serious?

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By *inky-Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Grantham


"That is and very interesting! Germany and London...

This chocolate theme is all your fault

I blame the festive season "

A man never accepts blame

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What’s this all about

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By *inky-Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Grantham


"What’s this all about "

Well, you say match to me and then take me out for a coffee

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Wanders in waving a Terrys Chocolate Orange .... and ITS MINE!!

The men will be after that "

Ha ha yes I know

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Wanders in waving a Terrys Chocolate Orange .... and ITS MINE!!

I got two, so does that mean I have chocolate orange balls this Christmas? "

Lol guess so

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you cannot beat a chocolate fair.

sampling all the goodies.

then feeling sick after

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By *inky-Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Grantham

Forget all the chocolate, can we have a last minute match tonight?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Forget all the chocolate, can we have a last minute match tonight? "

Can you hook me up with someone please. I can only offer a Chinese takeaway once a week

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By *inky-Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Grantham


"Forget all the chocolate, can we have a last minute match tonight?

Can you hook me up with someone please. I can only offer a Chinese takeaway once a week "

Sure, you can match with me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Forget all the chocolate, can we have a last minute match tonight?

Can you hook me up with someone please. I can only offer a Chinese takeaway once a week

Sure, you can match with me "

deal!

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By *inky-Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Grantham


"Im in"

Welcome

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By *inky-Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Grantham


"Forget all the chocolate, can we have a last minute match tonight?

Can you hook me up with someone please. I can only offer a Chinese takeaway once a week

Sure, you can match with me

deal! "

Wooo hoooo, you'll have to come to the next STP then

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By *inky-Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Grantham

MArcos30 & Linky-Minx Match

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Forget all the chocolate, can we have a last minute match tonight?

Can you hook me up with someone please. I can only offer a Chinese takeaway once a week

Sure, you can match with me

deal!

Wooo hoooo, you'll have to come to the next STP then "

we have a deal

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By *inky-Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Grantham


"Sure, you can match with me

deal!

Wooo hoooo, you'll have to come to the next STP then we have a deal "

I'm excited

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton


"Sure, you can match with me

deal!

Wooo hoooo, you'll have to come to the next STP then

we have a deal

I'm excited "

Aww happy for you both

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By *inky-Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Grantham


"Sure, you can match with me

deal!

Wooo hoooo, you'll have to come to the next STP then

we have a deal

I'm excited

Aww happy for you both "

Why thank you kind sir

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By *inky-Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Grantham

These are the only matches I can find in the last 2 threads. Correct me if I've missed any?

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Kinky-Minx & rick s - MATCH

Kinky-Minx & Adam69XXX - MATCH

Horny Irish & Saffron 40 - MATCH

Kinky-Minx & .Marcos30 - MATCH

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By *inky-Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Grantham

We have only about 4 hours to go of 2018

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We have only about 4 hours to go of 2018 "

365 days and no one has matched with me, not sure 3 hours will change that... but let's see

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ineed a match

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

im not looking.

im just browsing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im looking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im looking "

Women only guys straight as an arrow

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By *inky-Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Grantham


"Im looking

Women only guys straight as an arrow "

I'm a woman and your'e hot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Made you look.

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