FabSwingers.com forum: What has gone wrong for you today ?

By *riskygaz OP Man
over a year ago

birmingham

I will start things off, I went out in the car and the ABS warning light has come on

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I forgot to lock ma door before I went shopping, and when I returned all ma possessions had gone awol

Not really, I just forgot to buy some bacon

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By *ot-AshMan
over a year ago

London

West Ham lost 2-0 at home to Watford!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

After work went into town shopping and a gentleman had a fall next to us ... looked after him for 3 hours waiting for the ambulance ... 9.30 - 12.30

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

i misjudged that tesco was going to be quiet tonight

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

I laughed so much at something I read today that a little wee came out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Finished wrapping presents & put all the packaging, off cuts of wrapping paper, etc in the bin. Realised I'd thrown receipts away too so had to rummage through the bin, my son had half eaten a yogurt, thrown it away & everything was covered in it. Luckily the receipts were inside a bag so clean

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By *uzzy NavelWoman
over a year ago

so near and yet so far....

I’ve just moved and found I’ve no heating oil, so ordered an emergency delivery, now just found I've no Calor gas for the cooker so went out and bought a bottle, just to find the cooker still didn’t work.., apparently the regulator has gone and I might get an engineer out on Monday...

Family have started arriving for Christmas... going to be interesting...

on the bright side I do have alcohol

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Not for me but just found out my mum has had to take her dog to the vets for a possible ruptured knee! She's due to travel down tomorrow. She was so excited to be at my sisters for Christmas day.

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By *nsatiable_nymphWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south

"After work went into town shopping and a gentleman had a fall next to us ... looked after him for 3 hours waiting for the ambulance ... 9.30 - 12.30

Blimey, well done you! You deserve your halo this Christmas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"After work went into town shopping and a gentleman had a fall next to us ... looked after him for 3 hours waiting for the ambulance ... 9.30 - 12.30

Blimey, well done you! You deserve your halo this Christmas

Lol ... I've grated knuckles now from making 16 bottles of mulled wine hahahaha

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

The washing mac_ine blew up. Well it did a little ‘bang’ then a cloud of smoke rose delicately to the ceiling.

The large whisk (the only one I could find) flung itself out of the hollandaise sauce I was making. It’s amazing how far hollandaise goes.

Inanimate objects seem to have some sort of vendetta against me today...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

After getting told i wasn't needed over Christmas 1 week last Thursday, til possibly 7th January but nothing certain as I'm a zero hour skivvey, they cocked up my wages and been paid £58 to last over the hols till the fucking pay department comes back next fekin year! Good job i have reserves

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cardiff City lost (Boo)

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By *arl17Man
over a year ago

Central Portugal

"After work went into town shopping and a gentleman had a fall next to us ... looked after him for 3 hours waiting for the ambulance ... 9.30 - 12.30

Lucky fucker

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By *riskygaz OP Man
over a year ago

birmingham

"After getting told i wasn't needed over Christmas 1 week last Thursday, til possibly 7th January but nothing certain as I'm a zero hour skivvey, they cocked up my wages and been paid £58 to last over the hols till the fucking pay department comes back next fekin year! Good job i have reserves "
time to hit the credit card then ha ha

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By *ycra loutMan
over a year ago

york/Scarborough

The battery in my power meter on my bike went flat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wanted to buy 4m of 4" x 2" Cherry to play with over Christmas, and they didn't have any in stock

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By *0missj00Woman
over a year ago

Caerphilly

"The battery in my power meter on my bike went flat

How on earth did you manage?

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By *ycra loutMan
over a year ago

york/Scarborough

"The battery in my power meter on my bike went flat

How on earth did you manage?

I had to call the RAC and tell them to bring me a 2032 battery

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I will start things off, I went out in the car and the ABS warning light has come on

Lol, loads, door control module has gone, special, delivery replacement for the wrong model, Bluetooth adapter special delivery again, doesn't work without anther £50 part. Boot wouldn't open, fixed that, then it won't close. Fixed that, now won't open again, no number plate lights and no interior boot light, looks like another £150 module needs replacing. Engine mounts that desperately need replacing from Germany on express delivery didn't arrive and probably won't until after Xmas now.

Great day other than that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Went to have a nap and have now woken up with raging horn. And I’m not a fan of that. I want to go back to sleep!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I took a really heavy door off it's hinges to chop a bit off the bottom so it would fit over new carpet. Spent ages at it, rehung it only to find it still didn't fit.

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

Today I discovered that the anti collision brakey system thing on BMWs, is very fucking effective!

I'd like to thank the twat in a Discovery, playing Frogger on the M1 for his part in this bowel clenching experience.

Have to say, when your life really does flash before eyes, it provides some very intresting memories though!

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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You know when you just wake up sad and cry? That.

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By *bonynivoryCouple
over a year ago

market harborough

Have done my back in

Mrs

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

Oh... And finally arriving at my destination.

To find that items ordered Tues Weds, on next day/24jr delivery, have not turned up.

It's OK Amazon/DPD I'll just print off & wrap up all the order receipts & give those up my kids on Christmas day.

I'm sure they won't be disappointed, much

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Nothing thankfully.

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By *riskygaz OP Man
over a year ago

birmingham

"I took a really heavy door off it's hinges to chop a bit off the bottom so it would fit over new carpet. Spent ages at it, rehung it only to find it still didn't fit.

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as a school caretaker I have been in that situation a few times, bloody annoying isn't it lol

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By *riskygaz OP Man
over a year ago

birmingham

"Have done my back in

Mrs"
I feel your pain I have done my back in twice, couldn't barely move for a week, not fun at all

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Family Christmas

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By *ineMan
over a year ago

In cave behind a waterfall on a hill

Nothing yet....

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By *hadowcookieCouple
over a year ago

Portlaoise

"You know when you just wake up sad and cry? That."

Big hug and a kiss on the way.. Not a nice way to feel at anytime xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You know when you just wake up sad and cry? That.

Big hug and a kiss on the way.. Not a nice way to feel at anytime xx"

Enjoy your Christmas! Time of joy and all that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Checked my emails.

Mobile phone bill over £60 more expensive than usual.

I pay for the exes and daughters phone and ex has gone way way over on calls. Just normal calls but over his allowance.

Fucked up my savings for my rent for next week.

Hope he's not going to be a dick about giving me the money.

He already owes me £100.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You know when you just wake up sad and cry? That."

Massive boobie hugs x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have put my dick in the wrong glory hole at work and got my dick sucked by a man.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have put my dick in the wrong glory hole at work and got my dick sucked by a man. "

Haven't you said French don't work on the weekends?

The plot thickens...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have put my dick in the wrong glory hole at work and got my dick sucked by a man. "

was it better than a women doing it? apparently guys recon they suck cock better than most women.

Hood

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have put my dick in the wrong glory hole at work and got my dick sucked by a man.

was it better than a women doing it? apparently guys recon they suck cock better than most women.

Hood"

Can't remember it was 23 hours ago

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Cumbria

Work 6am that's all fucked up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have put my dick in the wrong glory hole at work and got my dick sucked by a man.

Haven't you said French don't work on the weekends?

The plot thickens..."

ROFL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have put my dick in the wrong glory hole at work and got my dick sucked by a man.

was it better than a women doing it? apparently guys recon they suck cock better than most women.

Hood

Can't remember it was 23 hours ago "

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