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I’m a dick and I cannot lie

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Right, it’s time to face facts. I no longer have youthful good looks, despite what my old housemaster says. I’m not doing well on here in terms of getting any real action. So, I’m thinking I might need to market myself better... do you reckon if I offer a free gas mask and a tub of Vicks vapour rub with every shag that I might get more interest?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Right, it’s time to face facts. I no longer have youthful good looks, despite what my old housemaster says. I’m not doing well on here in terms of getting any real action. So, I’m thinking I might need to market myself better... do you reckon if I offer a free gas mask and a tub of Vicks vapour rub with every shag that I might get more interest? "

The fact you're still in touch with your old housemaster endears you to me even more.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

As a 56 year old bisexual smoker, who am I to give tips to anybody?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And earplugs

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

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"The fact you're still in touch with your old housemaster endears you to me even more."

Mr Robinson was always gentle with me at slipper time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cant hurt

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

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"Cant hurt"

You're not having ma hat Fingerboi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cant hurt

You're not having ma hat Fingerboi "
nooooooooo

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