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How to avoid being pissed about with a meet(genuine answers and funny ones also) It's nearly Christm

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

My personal fave is to ask them to send there passport and library card 1/2 days prior to the meet

If no show you know they won't be going on a sunshine holiday and if they did somehow wangle it,No book to read on the beach

Now let's here your foolproof plans to make them not make you look like a fool

Obvs this is a bit of fun post/topic so let's all have a bit of a laugh nd banter yeah?

Serious answers also though

GO

    

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

No posts for me

Crying now

Let's hear your sensiblest and your daftest ways of making sure that hot meet actually turns up

It's nearly Christmas,time for fun and laughter and good will to all fabsters

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

serious answer. If i get so much as a sniff well not even a sniff they might not be genuine. Boof their gone. Works well for me never had a no show in 13 years. Funny answer. Just send a photo of you at meeting point with a big cake and they will turn uo

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

What's this thread about?

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By *llysonMacWoman
over a year ago

Hanley

Would love some serious answers after 4 failed meets in 2 days. Thought i was being overzealous when arranging them.

They were all guys i have met before too.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"What's this thread about?"
i was basing my answer by what the thread title and op where about

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By *agermeisterMan
over a year ago

Leeds

I ask for a photo of them holding 3 fingers up.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"What's this thread about?i was basing my answer by what the thread title and op where about"
OK x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Would love some serious answers after 4 failed meets in 2 days. Thought i was being overzealous when arranging them.

They were all guys i have met before too. "

Must be mad to let you down!

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By *llysonMacWoman
over a year ago

Hanley


"Would love some serious answers after 4 failed meets in 2 days. Thought i was being overzealous when arranging them.

They were all guys i have met before too.

Must be mad to let you down!"

Thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No posts for me

Crying now

Let's hear your sensiblest and your daftest ways of making sure that hot meet actually turns up

It's nearly Christmas,time for fun and laughter and good will to all fabsters "

Ask some random peep, even if they don't know them, do they turn up!

They're bound to be right!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No posts for me

Crying now

Let's hear your sensiblest and your daftest ways of making sure that hot meet actually turns up

It's nearly Christmas,time for fun and laughter and good will to all fabsters

Ask some random peep, even if they don't know them, do they turn up!

They're bound to be right! "

Sticking my neck out here...

But that's just me - Strange!

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By *alcon43Woman
over a year ago

Paisley

A serious answer - promise to wear stockings and they’re sure to turn up.

Silly answer - tell them to wear a pink carnation and carry the Daily Record

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

IF you can get them to turn up first time, ensure repeat meets by chaining them to a radiator.

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Tel them you know where they live...

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By *llysonMacWoman
over a year ago

Hanley


"IF you can get them to turn up first time, ensure repeat meets by chaining them to a radiator. "

Ooh... wonder if chains will be i the January sales.. might have to get some locks too..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I ask for a photo of them holding 3 fingers up."

Up what?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't meet

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"serious answer. If i get so much as a sniff well not even a sniff they might not be genuine. Boof their gone. Works well for me never had a no show in 13 years. Funny answer. Just send a photo of you at meeting point with a big cake and they will turn uo"

DS that's some record Sweetpea well done that woman the fabworld salute you xx

And yes cake would do it for me girl(even though you'd be better than any pineapple turnover )

Jx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What's this thread about?"

Read previous message hot one

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Would love some serious answers after 4 failed meets in 2 days. Thought i was being overzealous when arranging them.

They were all guys i have met before too. "

Allyson the whole fab network are in shock pretty lady

If you can name + shame them?

We don't know them

But we will find them

And when we find them

We'll bloody well chop it off

Must be the holes bunch of guys were talking about here?

1st names arse babe?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I ask for a photo of them holding 3 fingers up."

Bit rude of you jm tbh fella ?

Not even met them yet and already your asking them to insert 3 fingers?

Like your thinking pal

PMSL

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Would love some serious answers after 4 failed meets in 2 days. Thought i was being overzealous when arranging them.

They were all guys i have met before too.

Must be mad to let you down!"

Bloody too right fella

What must they be thinking to piss a hottie about like this one eh ?

Shame on you the let down crew

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"IF you can get them to turn up first time, ensure repeat meets by chaining them to a radiator.

Ooh... wonder if chains will be i the January sales.. might have to get some locks too.. "

And if there hot swallow the key

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A serious answer - promise to wear stockings and they’re sure to turn up.

Silly answer - tell them to wear a pink carnation and carry the Daily Record "

Nope, I promised to wear stockings and she blocked me....

Best answer is don't show up yourself and you know that will guarantee they do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I ask a picture of them holding a watermelon that comes from Iceland

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I ask a picture of them holding a watermelon that comes from Iceland "

Good thinking batman

There's just no way it's gone a be a no show now

You've nailed it my friend lmfao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I ask a picture of them holding a watermelon that comes from Iceland

Good thinking batman

There's just no way it's gone a be a no show now

You've nailed it my friend lmfao "

I want to nail your ass even if you just friendzoned me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

if it seems too good to be true, it probably isn’t, we’ve been messed about a few times in the early years of being on this site, but wise enough to know how to spot the dreamers now.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I ask a picture of them holding a watermelon that comes from Iceland

Good thinking batman

There's just no way it's gone a be a no show now

You've nailed it my friend lmfao

I want to nail your ass even if you just friendzoned me "

Not my type sorry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A serious answer - promise to wear stockings and they’re sure to turn up.

Silly answer - tell them to wear a pink carnation and carry the Daily Record

Nope, I promised to wear stockings and she blocked me....

Best answer is don't show up yourself and you know that will guarantee they do "

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