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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I never realised that people in the UK actually use these words bad phrases in a serious way

Piffle

Cockwomble

Chuff all

How very dare

Lots more to add later.

I also didn't realise you are so into poppies and war nostalgia with everyone having their own personal version of what happened in WW2 (before they were born).

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

If you don’t know what it means don’t Google it. Nothing good comes of that.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If you don’t know what it means don’t Google it. Nothing good comes of that. "

I can't unsee the blue waffle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That people can take great delight in ordering an imaginary drink from an imaginary bar.

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway


"That people can take great delight in ordering an imaginary drink from an imaginary bar."

Rum n cola please

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"That people can take great delight in ordering an imaginary drink from an imaginary bar.

Rum n cola please "

How very dare you

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By *r.BlondeMan
over a year ago

Chester/Wirral

Rosebud

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Things are not always as they first might seem!

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows


"That people can take great delight in ordering an imaginary drink from an imaginary bar.

Rum n cola please

How very dare you "

Oh she's very daring

GnT for me please x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tits get attention.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

people are very brave at the keyboard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have learnt more than I ever did in my 13 or so years at school!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That people who seem fun are sometimes just batshit crazy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Saying pass is quite amusing

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

That there's no such thing as an original thread.

A

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By *r.BlondeMan
over a year ago

Chester/Wirral


"That people who seem fun are sometimes just batshit crazy. "

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway


"That people who seem fun are sometimes just batshit crazy. "

Never a dull moment with us batshit crazy folk

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"That people can take great delight in ordering an imaginary drink from an imaginary bar."

Popcorn & cake seem to be quite popular too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I actually have a serious answer for this one .

Using Fab generally to meet and chat, plus hearing everyone else's experiences of Fab/relationships on the forum, made me realise what a silly girl I was being for holding back from someone who has been in my life for a very long time and really is everything I want.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I actually have a serious answer for this one .

Using Fab generally to meet and chat, plus hearing everyone else's experiences of Fab/relationships on the forum, made me realise what a silly girl I was being for holding back from someone who has been in my life for a very long time and really is everything I want."

Have you told them?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

forums have told us that the forums mean nothing hence 95% of the swinger on here don't use them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I actually have a serious answer for this one .

Using Fab generally to meet and chat, plus hearing everyone else's experiences of Fab/relationships on the forum, made me realise what a silly girl I was being for holding back from someone who has been in my life for a very long time and really is everything I want."

Love this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"people are very brave at the keyboard"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"forums have told us that the forums mean nothing hence 95% of the swinger on here don't use them"

This! The forums seem so far removed from our swinging experience!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I never knew there were that many 7 letter words

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you don’t know what it means don’t Google it. Nothing good comes of that. "

I never knew peoples sense of humour was so diverse. From the silly to the clever. From laugh at anything, to not having a funny bone in your body.

It’s a very mixed place with very mixed views.

And I learned I’m not alone with my views on exploring sex.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That men are like the seagulls on Finding Nemo, as soon as a woman posts on a Hot or Not thread, you have to be fast to get in there first. Otherwise you end saying ‘Hot’ to a limp depressed looking cock.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That men are like the seagulls on Finding Nemo, as soon as a woman posts on a Hot or Not thread, you have to be fast to get in there first. Otherwise you end saying ‘Hot’ to a limp depressed looking cock. "

That is very true except your cock doesn’t look limp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shit.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You snooze you loose

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By *ighland gentlemanMan
over a year ago

Ardgay

Since when was cockwomble a bad word?

I think it is a very good word!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That men are like the seagulls on Finding Nemo, as soon as a woman posts on a Hot or Not thread, you have to be fast to get in there first. Otherwise you end saying ‘Hot’ to a limp depressed looking cock.

That is very true except your cock doesn’t look limp "

It’s not depressed either.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Shit..... "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People use emojis way too much

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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Don’t google anything said on here.

It doesn’t matter how you mean something there will also be someone who will take it the wrong way.

I can laugh a lot at things in these forums, I may tut loudly as well but many a giggle to be had in here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you don’t know what it means don’t Google it. Nothing good comes of that.

I can't unsee the blue waffle"

You should google Alaskan pipeline

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That men are like the seagulls on Finding Nemo, as soon as a woman posts on a Hot or Not thread, you have to be fast to get in there first. Otherwise you end saying ‘Hot’ to a limp depressed looking cock. "

The funny bit is when they then panic rush to delete their comment when they’ve ended up below a fella so they don’t look like they’ve caught the ghey or owt!

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

The "What would you do to the person above?" threads.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That verifications don’t tell you half the story...

I’ve had women tell me men didn’t last more than a minute....their veri’s have them as a love god

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

You can ask the forum anything at all and get loads of different reactions...or sometimes watch your no response thread disappearing down into the depths

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


"That verifications don’t tell you half the story...

I’ve had women tell me men didn’t last more than a minute....their veri’s have them as a love god "

So, you're saying that women lie in veris??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I actually have a serious answer for this one .

Using Fab generally to meet and chat, plus hearing everyone else's experiences of Fab/relationships on the forum, made me realise what a silly girl I was being for holding back from someone who has been in my life for a very long time and really is everything I want.

Have you told them? "

He's lying reading this over my shoulder

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People use emojis way too much "

People don't use emojis enough!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Trust your instinct!

Jo.Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Trust your instinct!

Jo.Xx"

Trust the fungus.

*one for the geeks.

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton

Lots of scary words mainly! But also has helped me be more body confident

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That many are not getting enough sex!

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

I've learnt several things, the main one being; never, ever Google a term. No matter how curious you are... I mean it. Don't!

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

That denial is not just a river in Africa.

That people get way too upset over words on a keyboard.

But mostly that there's still plenty of people who don't take life too seriously.

The forums have always been an outlet - whether it's to bitch, rant, seek advice, look for an ego stroke, fawn, or just to waste time.

There are far worse places you could end up.

A

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish


"That men are like the seagulls on Finding Nemo, as soon as a woman posts on a Hot or Not thread, you have to be fast to get in there first. Otherwise you end saying ‘Hot’ to a limp depressed looking cock. "

I also learned that men will say ‘hot’ or ‘fuck’ to literally any female profile!

Not sure whether they genuinely think that literally every woman is hot - or whether they’re terrified of committing fabicide by offending a woman!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That men are like the seagulls on Finding Nemo, as soon as a woman posts on a Hot or Not thread, you have to be fast to get in there first. Otherwise you end saying ‘Hot’ to a limp depressed looking cock.

I also learned that men will say ‘hot’ or ‘fuck’ to literally any female profile!

Not sure whether they genuinely think that literally every woman is hot - or whether they’re terrified of committing fabicide by offending a woman! "

Not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How you write something, isn't necessarily the way it gets read.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve learned that a “witches trick” is definitely a real thing - for both genders

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How you write something, isn't necessarily the way it gets published . F"
fecking auto-carrot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That men are like the seagulls on Finding Nemo, as soon as a woman posts on a Hot or Not thread, you have to be fast to get in there first. Otherwise you end saying ‘Hot’ to a limp depressed looking cock.

I also learned that men will say ‘hot’ or ‘fuck’ to literally any female profile!

Not sure whether they genuinely think that literally every woman is hot - or whether they’re terrified of committing fabicide by offending a woman! "

Very hot!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How you write something, isn't necessarily the way it gets published . F fecking auto-carrot "

Yeah that too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ve learned that a “witches trick” is definitely a real thing - for both genders "

Am i going to have to google that?

The rules say no google

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By *he Queen of TartsWoman
Forum Mod
over a year ago

My Own Little World


"That denial is not just a river in Africa.

That people get way too upset over words on a keyboard.

But mostly that there's still plenty of people who don't take life too seriously.

The forums have always been an outlet - whether it's to bitch, rant, seek advice, look for an ego stroke, fawn, or just to waste time.

There are far worse places you could end up.

A"

I've missed your no nonsense posts Obi.

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Trust your instinct!

Jo.Xx"

which usually serves me correctly!

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

I never realised that people still hero worship terrorist organisations, and saw the random killing of women and children as justified. Who knew?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That verifications don’t tell you half the story...

I’ve had women tell me men didn’t last more than a minute....their veri’s have them as a love god

So, you're saying that women lie in veris??"

No, I think the truth can be bent or brushed over.

I wouldn’t give/display a veri that I didn’t think represented our time.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"I’ve learned that a “witches trick” is definitely a real thing - for both genders

Am i going to have to google that?

The rules say no google "

Rules are there to be broken Autumn go for it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"forums have told us that the forums mean nothing hence 95% of the swinger on here don't use them"
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Coincidentally 5% of the population are sociopaths

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ve learned that a “witches trick” is definitely a real thing - for both genders

Am i going to have to google that?

The rules say no google

Rules are there to be broken Autumn go for it."

It only came back with a trick or treat bucket

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What I’ve learned is....some people are very disgruntled and clearly enjoy confrontation and drama....I personally avoid it like the plague

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