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Could Santa be arrested for Breaking and Entering

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

With all the houses he does they would lock him up and throw away the key

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes if they could catch him

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yes if they could catch him"
he's easy to find I saw 3 in the Metro Centre yesterday

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

I think if you leave out biscuits and booze and stuff for him that's practically an invitation.

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

I’ll leave him a key. That way he can empty his sack for me without fearing retribution.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I think if you leave out biscuits and booze and stuff for him that's practically an invitation. "
Good Point

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Cumbria


"Yes if they could catch him he's easy to find I saw 3 in the Metro Centre yesterday "

No it's fantasie dreamt up by Coca-Cola to sell more poison.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’ll leave him a key. That way he can empty his sack for me without fearing retribution. "
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By *oc30Man
over a year ago

Cheltenham


"I’ll leave him a key. That way he can empty his sack for me without fearing retribution. "

Is there a desired area you would have him “empty his sack ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’ll leave him a key. That way he can empty his sack for me without fearing retribution.

Is there a desired area you would have him “empty his sack ? "
you cant ask a lady that but let me know what she says

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not in the UK because "breaking and entering" is an American term. In UK its "burglary" and he does not meet the legal points to prove for that offence, and he doesnt cause criminal damage when he enters either as he is magic!

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

Whatever happened to him being Father Christmas

Santa Claus was American when I was a kid.

Anyone else used to call him Father Christmas ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Not in the UK because "breaking and entering" is an American term. In UK its "burglary" and he does not meet the legal points to prove for that offence, and he doesnt cause criminal damage when he enters either as he is magic! "
Err I beg to differ , when you empty your sack once a year only, it makes a hell of a mess

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Whatever happened to him being Father Christmas

Santa Claus was American when I was a kid.

Anyone else used to call him Father Christmas ?"
Always been Sant for me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Whatever happened to him being Father Christmas

Santa Claus was American when I was a kid.

Anyone else used to call him Father Christmas ? Always been Sant for me "

Santa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He leaves stuff though. Good stuff!!

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By *oc30Man
over a year ago

Cheltenham


"Not in the UK because "breaking and entering" is an American term. In UK its "burglary" and he does not meet the legal points to prove for that offence, and he doesnt cause criminal damage when he enters either as he is magic! Err I beg to differ , when you empty your sack once a year only, it makes a hell of a mess "

Probably for the first person he visits that night .. unless he is a repeat heavy emptier

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway


"I’ll leave him a key. That way he can empty his sack for me without fearing retribution.

Is there a desired area you would have him “empty his sack ? you cant ask a lady that but let me know what she says "

I said for me not on me. He’ll empty it in the usual spot and he never gets it in my hair.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Whatever happened to him being Father Christmas

Santa Claus was American when I was a kid.

Anyone else used to call him Father Christmas ?"

I say Father Christmas unless we're tracking Santa. 'Cos that's on the NORAD website.

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock


"He leaves stuff though. Good stuff!!"
Altruistic burgler

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock


"Whatever happened to him being Father Christmas

Santa Claus was American when I was a kid.

Anyone else used to call him Father Christmas ?

I say Father Christmas unless we're tracking Santa. 'Cos that's on the NORAD website."

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Whatever happened to him being Father Christmas

Santa Claus was American when I was a kid.

Anyone else used to call him Father Christmas ?

I say Father Christmas unless we're tracking Santa. 'Cos that's on the NORAD website.

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Tracked him last year with the grankids using Norad, they loved it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope. No intent to steal, inflict GBH or cause damage. At worst he's a civil trespasser...However, if I find a man in a red suit in my house at two in the morning, it will not end well...

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