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By *etillante OP   Woman
over a year ago

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Would you 'leap' on the person above

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk


"Would you 'leap' on the person above "

yes xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oh yes

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"Would you 'leap' on the person above

yes xx"

yesxx

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

yes

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"yes "

Oh why not then yes!!

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk


"yes

Oh why not then yes!! "

I hope age is just a number

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

yes

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"yes "

NO.

I'd glide in.

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

gliding is good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"yes "

Yeeeeeesssss!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I believe I would ask politely first!

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By *etillante OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"gliding is good "

MMMMMMMMMMM

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk


"gliding is good

MMMMMMMMMMM"

I'll bring my snorkel

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

Snokels optional

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I believe I would ask politely first!"

It would have to be 'kin politely mate...

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"[Anal beads now removed by poster at 07/01/12 20:51:06]"

.

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By *etillante OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"Snokels optional "

Dive, dive, dive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

yes please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"[Anal beads now removed by poster at 07/01/12 20:51:06]

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By *etillante OP   Woman
over a year ago

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Boiung, boiung, boing

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

yes please

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn


"yes please "

yes

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By *r AntrimMan
over a year ago

lisburn


"[Anal beads now removed by poster at 07/01/12 20:51:06]

.

"

Thank feck !!!

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn


"[Anal beads now removed by poster at 07/01/12 20:51:06]

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am saving them for you mushy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"yes please

yes "

yes yes yes yes did I say yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I believe I would ask politely first!

It would have to be 'kin politely mate... "

The perils of you beating me to the post, Sir

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

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By *etillante OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"yes please

yes

yes yes yes yes did I say yes "

Errr not sure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"[Anal beads now removed by poster at 07/01/12 20:51:06]

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Thank feck !!!"

I have so got a fit of the giggles now oh and yes yes yes

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn


"yes please

yes

yes yes yes yes did I say yes "

can i get back to you, ahh frig it who am i kidding YES

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc


"yes please

yes

yes yes yes yes did I say yes "

yes to just jet please

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

oh ffs everytime I post someone's gotten there before me, so just gonna say yes and lie back, sorry leap on anyone

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By *r AntrimMan
over a year ago

lisburn


"[Anal beads now removed by poster at 07/01/12 20:51:06]

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Thank feck !!!

I have so got a fit of the giggles now oh and yes yes yes "

..Ohh deffo ..might even get a laugh outta you lol

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By *etillante OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"oh ffs everytime I post someone's gotten there before me, so just gonna say yes and lie back, sorry leap on anyone "

Just go with the flow hun

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn


"oh ffs everytime I post someone's gotten there before me, so just gonna say yes and lie back, sorry leap on anyone "

that happens a lot, i just carry on posting and hope for the best sometimes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"[Removed by poster at 07/01/12 20:55:23]"

You could give a guy a complex you know!

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By *etillante OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"[Anal beads now removed by poster at 07/01/12 20:51:06]

.

Thank feck !!!

I have so got a fit of the giggles now oh and yes yes yes ..Ohh deffo ..might even get a laugh outta you lol"

Hey you should hear when me and Just start laughing together

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"oh ffs everytime I post someone's gotten there before me, so just gonna say yes and lie back, sorry leap on anyone "

Hang on Im leaping

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc


"[Removed by poster at 07/01/12 20:55:23]

You could give a guy a complex you know!"

Im sorry! didnt mean to come across rude

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"[Anal beads now removed by poster at 07/01/12 20:51:06]

.

Thank feck !!!

I have so got a fit of the giggles now oh and yes yes yes ..Ohh deffo ..might even get a laugh outta you lol

Hey you should hear when me and Just start laughing together"

Oh no he doesnt I always need a tenna lady when laughing with you

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn


"[Removed by poster at 07/01/12 20:55:23]

You could give a guy a complex you know!

Im sorry! didnt mean to come across rude "

hes jesting with ya

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"[Removed by poster at 07/01/12 20:55:23]

You could give a guy a complex you know!

Im sorry! didnt mean to come across rude "

your fine but your missing my leaping now lie back will ya

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By *etillante OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"[Removed by poster at 07/01/12 20:55:23]

You could give a guy a complex you know!

Im sorry! didnt mean to come across rude "

Hey you not, just join in and enjoy, we all miss post at some point

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By *xscotMan
over a year ago

Kingston

at my age leapfrog is out - but I would approach with joy

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"oh ffs everytime I post someone's gotten there before me, so just gonna say yes and lie back, sorry leap on anyone

Just go with the flow hun"

wow, that is some gushing

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"at my age leapfrog is out - but I would approach with joy

"

brill, a MMF

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By *etillante OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"[Anal beads now removed by poster at 07/01/12 20:51:06]

.

Thank feck !!!

I have so got a fit of the giggles now oh and yes yes yes ..Ohh deffo ..might even get a laugh outta you lol

Hey you should hear when me and Just start laughing together

Oh no he doesnt I always need a tenna lady when laughing with you "

You can get free supplies online

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk


"[Removed by poster at 07/01/12 20:55:23]

You could give a guy a complex you know!

Im sorry! didnt mean to come across rude

Hey you not, just join in and enjoy, we all miss post at some point"

I can't find the link to miss post, is she any good?

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

*lies back n enjoys being leapt on

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn


"[Removed by poster at 07/01/12 20:55:23]

You could give a guy a complex you know!

Im sorry! didnt mean to come across rude

your fine but your missing my leaping now lie back will ya "

oh i'm blew out now, goes of to naughty corner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"[Removed by poster at 07/01/12 20:55:23]

You could give a guy a complex you know!

Im sorry! didnt mean to come across rude "

Im just teasing you

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By *etillante OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"oh ffs everytime I post someone's gotten there before me, so just gonna say yes and lie back, sorry leap on anyone

Just go with the flow hun

wow, that is some gushing "

You ain't met me hun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"yes please

yes

yes yes yes yes did I say yes

can i get back to you, ahh frig it who am i kidding YES "

frigging in the riggin frigging in the rigging hey did you know it wasnt the figure head was a whore in bed with a mouse with a rampant penis go on go on go on go on yes

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By *etillante OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"[Removed by poster at 07/01/12 20:55:23]

You could give a guy a complex you know!

Im sorry! didnt mean to come across rude

Hey you not, just join in and enjoy, we all miss post at some point

I can't find the link to miss post, is she any good? "

is my nom de plume

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By *etillante OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"yes please

yes

yes yes yes yes did I say yes

can i get back to you, ahh frig it who am i kidding YES

frigging in the riggin frigging in the rigging hey did you know it wasnt the figure head was a whore in bed with a mouse with a rampant penis go on go on go on go on yes "

Whatever she on I'll have a double

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*lies back n enjoys being leapt on"

thats better

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"[Removed by poster at 07/01/12 20:55:23]

You could give a guy a complex you know!

Im sorry! didnt mean to come across rude

your fine but your missing my leaping now lie back will ya

oh i'm blew out now, goes of to naughty corner "

well hello you

hope you've come not bearing beads

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn


"yes please

yes

yes yes yes yes did I say yes

can i get back to you, ahh frig it who am i kidding YES

frigging in the riggin frigging in the rigging hey did you know it wasnt the figure head was a whore in bed with a mouse with a rampant penis go on go on go on go on yes "

ack go on now, you know you want to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"yes please

yes

yes yes yes yes did I say yes

can i get back to you, ahh frig it who am i kidding YES

frigging in the riggin frigging in the rigging hey did you know it wasnt the figure head was a whore in bed with a mouse with a rampant penis go on go on go on go on yes

Whatever she on I'll have a double"

coffee yes please

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn


"[Removed by poster at 07/01/12 20:55:23]

You could give a guy a complex you know!

Im sorry! didnt mean to come across rude

your fine but your missing my leaping now lie back will ya

oh i'm blew out now, goes of to naughty corner

well hello you

hope you've come not bearing beads"

wash and disenfectant just for you mushy

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By *etillante OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"[Removed by poster at 07/01/12 20:55:23]

You could give a guy a complex you know!

Im sorry! didnt mean to come across rude

your fine but your missing my leaping now lie back will ya

oh i'm blew out now, goes of to naughty corner

well hello you

hope you've come not bearing beads

wash and disenfectant just for you mushy "

Is that before or after me

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn


"[Removed by poster at 07/01/12 20:55:23]

You could give a guy a complex you know!

Im sorry! didnt mean to come across rude

your fine but your missing my leaping now lie back will ya

oh i'm blew out now, goes of to naughty corner

well hello you

hope you've come not bearing beads

wash and disenfectant just for you mushy

Is that before or after me"

you can have an end each, dont forget they very long

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

watch out watch out theres a frocky about oh can I borrow the Mr now as In the Mr A now not that I wouldnt do Mr Now now either

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By *r AntrimMan
over a year ago

lisburn


"[Removed by poster at 07/01/12 20:55:23]

You could give a guy a complex you know!

Im sorry! didnt mean to come across rude

your fine but your missing my leaping now lie back will ya ...

oh i'm blew out now, goes of to naughty corner

well hello you

hope you've come not bearing beads

wash and disenfectant just for you mushy

Is that before or after me"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I believe I would ask politely first!

It would have to be 'kin politely mate...

The perils of you beating me to the post, Sir "

Thats why I very rarely venture onto these fast post threads...

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

*leaps

Look out belowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

yes to the 2 above

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*leaps

Look out belowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww"

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By *r AntrimMan
over a year ago

lisburn


"watch out watch out theres a frocky about oh can I borrow the Mr now as In the Mr A now not that I wouldnt do Mr Now now either "
...Here ready and waiting

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By *etillante OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"watch out watch out theres a frocky about oh can I borrow the Mr now as In the Mr A now not that I wouldnt do Mr Now now either "

???????????

I'm open to offers

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

[Removed by poster at 07/01/12 21:11:48]

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By *etillante OP   Woman
over a year ago

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She offered her honour,

He honoured her offer

and all the night he was on her and off her

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"She offered her honour,

He honoured her offer

and all the night he was on her and off her "

She offered her honour

He honoured her offer

And all night long

Twas honour and offer

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk


"She offered her honour,

He honoured her offer

and all the night he was on her and off her "

protecting her from the mossies

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By *etillante OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"She offered her honour,

He honoured her offer

and all the night he was on her and off her

She offered her honour

He honoured her offer

And all night long

Twas honour and offer "

Diff betwenn Lancs and Yorks

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By *etillante OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"She offered her honour,

He honoured her offer

and all the night he was on her and off her

protecting her from the mossies "

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm please

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By *TUDLY_GOOD_FUCKMan
over a year ago

mansfield

Ohhh yesss!

With a superman outfit on, off the top of your wardrobe

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By *etillante OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"Ohhh yesss!

With a superman outfit on, off the top of your wardrobe

"

Arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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By *empnbunkCouple
over a year ago

south coast

geronimooooo....lol

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn


"geronimooooo....lol"

yes

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By *empnbunkCouple
over a year ago

south coast


"geronimooooo....lol

yes "

hell yes

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By *etillante OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"geronimooooo....lol"

Cowabunga

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"geronimooooo....lol

yes

hell yes "

Share

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn


"geronimooooo....lol

yes

hell yes

Share "

ok i'll share

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By *etillante OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"geronimooooo....lol

yes

hell yes

Share "

Hmmmmmmmmmmmm ok then

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By *empnbunkCouple
over a year ago

south coast

its good to share

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By *etillante OP   Woman
over a year ago

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Hell everyone is quick tonight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

orgy anyone

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By *etillante OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"orgy anyone "

Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh Yesssssssssssssssssssssss

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By *empnbunkCouple
over a year ago

south coast

sometimes a quickie is good to

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By *evilwolfCouple
over a year ago

Leicestershire


"orgy anyone

Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh Yesssssssssssssssssssssss"

oooh yehuh!

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn


"orgy anyone

Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh Yesssssssssssssssssssssss

oooh yehuh!

"

yes

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By *etillante OP   Woman
over a year ago

.


"sometimes a quickie is good to "

but slow and sensual mmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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By *empnbunkCouple
over a year ago

south coast


"orgy anyone "

where when....count me in

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By *etillante OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"orgy anyone

where when....count me in "

She's a martini girl

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By *empnbunkCouple
over a year ago

south coast

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

yes

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By *empnbunkCouple
over a year ago

south coast

in a heart beat

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By *etillante OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"in a heart beat"

baboom, baboom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"orgy anyone

where when....count me in

She's a martini girl "

Anytime any place anywhere fook whats the rest of words

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By *etillante OP   Woman
over a year ago

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There's a wonderful world we can share,

It;s the right taste and the right place

that's Martini

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"orgy anyone

where when....count me in

She's a martini girl

Anytime any place anywhere fook whats the rest of words "

Theres awonderful world you can share... With the bright one, the right one... Thats Martini...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

see this is the only place you can get a shag and learn the words to a song

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By *etillante OP   Woman
over a year ago

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" see this is the only place you can get a shag and learn the words to a song "

OK now I want the shag

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk


" see this is the only place you can get a shag and learn the words to a song

OK now I want the shag"

puts hand up and volunteers

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By *etillante OP   Woman
over a year ago

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" see this is the only place you can get a shag and learn the words to a song

OK now I want the shag

puts hand up and volunteers "

Puts hand up where?

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk


" see this is the only place you can get a shag and learn the words to a song

OK now I want the shag

puts hand up and volunteers

Puts hand up where? "

wherever you want

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By *etillante OP   Woman
over a year ago

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" see this is the only place you can get a shag and learn the words to a song

OK now I want the shag

puts hand up and volunteers

Puts hand up where?

wherever you want "

Hmmm let me think

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk


" see this is the only place you can get a shag and learn the words to a song

OK now I want the shag

puts hand up and volunteers

Puts hand up where?

wherever you want

Hmmm let me think "

I'm waiting

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By *etillante OP   Woman
over a year ago

.


" see this is the only place you can get a shag and learn the words to a song

OK now I want the shag

puts hand up and volunteers

Puts hand up where?

wherever you want

Hmmm let me think

I'm waiting "

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford


" see this is the only place you can get a shag and learn the words to a song

OK now I want the shag

puts hand up and volunteers

Puts hand up where?

wherever you want

Hmmm let me think

I'm waiting "

2 beers and a red wine please, garcon

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

yes

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By *etillante OP   Woman
over a year ago

.


" see this is the only place you can get a shag and learn the words to a song

OK now I want the shag

puts hand up and volunteers

Puts hand up where?

wherever you want

Hmmm let me think

I'm waiting

2 beers and a red wine please, garcon"

And for the lady?

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"yes "

NO.

Isn't 365 times enough in one year?

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk


" see this is the only place you can get a shag and learn the words to a song

OK now I want the shag

puts hand up and volunteers

Puts hand up where?

wherever you want

Hmmm let me think

I'm waiting

2 beers and a red wine please, garcon

And for the lady?"

a vodka?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Leap

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By *etillante OP   Woman
over a year ago

.


" see this is the only place you can get a shag and learn the words to a song

OK now I want the shag

puts hand up and volunteers

Puts hand up where?

wherever you want

Hmmm let me think

I'm waiting

2 beers and a red wine please, garcon

And for the lady?

a vodka?"

With tonic, ice and lime please

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

yes yes yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Leap "

wondered where you were , One huge big leap

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By *etillante OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"Leap "

Huya sexy

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

all leap in to Norwich

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Leap

wondered where you were , One huge big leap "

I've been stalking privately

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Leap

wondered where you were , One huge big leap

I've been stalking privately "

well next time you stalk privately please feel free to feel me up I wont mind honest

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By *etillante OP   Woman
over a year ago

.


"Leap

wondered where you were , One huge big leap

I've been stalking privately "

A lurker

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"Leap

wondered where you were , One huge big leap

I've been stalking privately

A lurker "

yer not a bad looker yer sen

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By *etillante OP   Woman
over a year ago

.


"Leap

wondered where you were , One huge big leap

I've been stalking privately

A lurker

yer not a bad looker yer sen"

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn


"Leap

wondered where you were , One huge big leap

I've been stalking privately "

me to

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By *empnbunkCouple
over a year ago

south coast

again

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"Leap

wondered where you were , One huge big leap

I've been stalking privately

me to "

well, it's deffo working, one hell of a stalk here

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By *etillante OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"again "

I'm getting quite tired

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"again "

worn out with all this leaping can I just slide across please

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By *empnbunkCouple
over a year ago

south coast

no stamina...ffs...lol

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn


"Leap

wondered where you were , One huge big leap

I've been stalking privately

me to

well, it's deffo working, one hell of a stalk here "

stalking is deffinatley good for the soul

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By *etillante OP   Woman
over a year ago

.


"no stamina...ffs...lol"

A mixture of age and alcohol

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"no stamina...ffs...lol

A mixture of age and alcohol "

Mummy you are gorgeous!! xx

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By *etillante OP   Woman
over a year ago

.


"no stamina...ffs...lol

A mixture of age and alcohol

Mummy you are gorgeous!! xx"

Awww thanks hun

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"no stamina...ffs...lol

A mixture of age and alcohol

Mummy you are gorgeous!! xx"

Lordy, lordy, lordy, lordy, lordy, lordy, lordy, lordy, lordy, lordy, lordy.

Damn, a few days late.

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"no stamina...ffs...lol

A mixture of age and alcohol

Mummy you are gorgeous!! xx

Lordy, lordy, lordy, lordy, lordy, lordy, lordy, lordy, lordy, lordy, lordy.

Damn, a few days late."

mushy fancy a shag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"no stamina...ffs...lol

A mixture of age and alcohol

Mummy you are gorgeous!! xx

Lordy, lordy, lordy, lordy, lordy, lordy, lordy, lordy, lordy, lordy, lordy.

Damn, a few days late."

got pink on the brain now

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn


"no stamina...ffs...lol

A mixture of age and alcohol

Mummy you are gorgeous!! xx

Lordy, lordy, lordy, lordy, lordy, lordy, lordy, lordy, lordy, lordy, lordy.

Damn, a few days late.

got pink on the brain now "

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By *etillante OP   Woman
over a year ago

.


"no stamina...ffs...lol

A mixture of age and alcohol

Mummy you are gorgeous!! xx

Lordy, lordy, lordy, lordy, lordy, lordy, lordy, lordy, lordy, lordy, lordy.

Damn, a few days late."

Am I the only one who doesn;t get this?

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By *etillante OP   Woman
over a year ago

.


"no stamina...ffs...lol

A mixture of age and alcohol

Mummy you are gorgeous!! xx

Lordy, lordy, lordy, lordy, lordy, lordy, lordy, lordy, lordy, lordy, lordy.

Damn, a few days late.

Am I the only one who doesn;t get this?"

Obviously

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"no stamina...ffs...lol

A mixture of age and alcohol

Mummy you are gorgeous!! xx

Lordy, lordy, lordy, lordy, lordy, lordy, lordy, lordy, lordy, lordy, lordy.

Damn, a few days late.

Am I the only one who doesn;t get this?

Obviously "

only bit i get is the lordy lordy bit cos thats a line from a pink song

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk


"no stamina...ffs...lol

A mixture of age and alcohol

Mummy you are gorgeous!! xx

Lordy, lordy, lordy, lordy, lordy, lordy, lordy, lordy, lordy, lordy, lordy.

Damn, a few days late.

Am I the only one who doesn;t get this?

Obviously "

can I get some?

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn


"no stamina...ffs...lol

A mixture of age and alcohol

Mummy you are gorgeous!! xx

Lordy, lordy, lordy, lordy, lordy, lordy, lordy, lordy, lordy, lordy, lordy.

Damn, a few days late.

Am I the only one who doesn;t get this?

Obviously

can I get some?"

and me, dont leave me out

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By *etillante OP   Woman
over a year ago

.

I had it explained count the number of lords and the look at the title of the thread and the the fact that he's late

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

Can I get some too? Im now well n truly sloshed. Oops meant lost.

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk


"I had it explained count the number of lords and the look at the title of the thread and the the fact that he's late"

I'm not a lord but my grandad was a Bishop if that gets me anywhere lol

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"Can I get some too? Im now well n truly sloshed. Oops meant lost."

d*unked!!

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By *etillante OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"Can I get some too? Im now well n truly sloshed. Oops meant lost."

Hey welcome to the club

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By *etillante OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"I had it explained count the number of lords and the look at the title of the thread and the the fact that he's late

I'm not a lord but my grandad was a Bishop if that gets me anywhere lol"

Bless you

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn


"Can I get some too? Im now well n truly sloshed. Oops meant lost."

welcome to the d*unkered club

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk


"I had it explained count the number of lords and the look at the title of the thread and the the fact that he's late

I'm not a lord but my grandad was a Bishop if that gets me anywhere lol

Bless you "

no I should be anointing you

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By *empnbunkCouple
over a year ago

south coast

am i the only sober 1 here....does that mean i can take advantage of all you sexy ladies

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc


"I had it explained count the number of lords and the look at the title of the thread and the the fact that he's late

I'm not a lord but my grandad was a Bishop if that gets me anywhere lol

Bless you

no I should be anointing you "

was that for how ever many lords a leaping?

And getting back to it, as churchill says oh yes

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By *etillante OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"I had it explained count the number of lords and the look at the title of the thread and the the fact that he's late

I'm not a lord but my grandad was a Bishop if that gets me anywhere lol

Bless you

no I should be anointing you "

I daren;t ask what with

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc


"am i the only sober 1 here....does that mean i can take advantage of all you sexy ladies "
you can take advantage of me anytime

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By *etillante OP   Woman
over a year ago

.


"I had it explained count the number of lords and the look at the title of the thread and the the fact that he's late

I'm not a lord but my grandad was a Bishop if that gets me anywhere lol

Bless you

no I should be anointing you was that for how ever many lords a leaping?

And getting back to it, as churchill says oh yes "

Yeahhhhhhhhhhhh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"am i the only sober 1 here....does that mean i can take advantage of all you sexy ladies "

Im sober just high on coffee

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By *empnbunkCouple
over a year ago

south coast


"am i the only sober 1 here....does that mean i can take advantage of all you sexy ladies

Im sober just high on coffee "

Oooooh a partner in crime yayy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"am i the only sober 1 here....does that mean i can take advantage of all you sexy ladies

Im sober just high on coffee

Oooooh a partner in crime yayy "

now who shall we start with

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By *etillante OP   Woman
over a year ago

.


"am i the only sober 1 here....does that mean i can take advantage of all you sexy ladies

Im sober just high on coffee

Oooooh a partner in crime yayy

now who shall we start with "

Not me cos I'm quiet and shy

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc


"am i the only sober 1 here....does that mean i can take advantage of all you sexy ladies

Im sober just high on coffee

Oooooh a partner in crime yayy

now who shall we start with "

Me Me Me Me *jumps up n down

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By *empnbunkCouple
over a year ago

south coast


"am i the only sober 1 here....does that mean i can take advantage of all you sexy ladies

Im sober just high on coffee

Oooooh a partner in crime yayy

now who shall we start with "

we'll do it the fun way....everyone in a circle you in the middle blindfolded i'l spin you round n round then you grab someone....lol

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By *etillante OP   Woman
over a year ago

.


"am i the only sober 1 here....does that mean i can take advantage of all you sexy ladies

Im sober just high on coffee

Oooooh a partner in crime yayy

now who shall we start with

we'll do it the fun way....everyone in a circle you in the middle blindfolded i'l spin you round n round then you grab someone....lol "

Spin the bottle?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"am i the only sober 1 here....does that mean i can take advantage of all you sexy ladies "

Weem shobahh ££&@9551""@""6~~~^*+$€

*pulls d*unken slurry head off keyboard*

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By *empnbunkCouple
over a year ago

south coast


"am i the only sober 1 here....does that mean i can take advantage of all you sexy ladies

Weem shobahh ££&@9551""@""6~~~^*+$€

*pulls d*unken slurry head off keyboard* "

woohoo another 1....

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk


"I had it explained count the number of lords and the look at the title of the thread and the the fact that he's late

I'm not a lord but my grandad was a Bishop if that gets me anywhere lol

Bless you

no I should be anointing you

I daren;t ask what with "

my special oils - what else would it be?

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By *etillante OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"I had it explained count the number of lords and the look at the title of the thread and the the fact that he's late

I'm not a lord but my grandad was a Bishop if that gets me anywhere lol

Bless you

no I should be anointing you

I daren;t ask what with

my special oils - what else would it be? "

Holy water?

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By *empnbunkCouple
over a year ago

south coast

holy water.......it stings it stings!!!!!

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn


"holy water.......it stings it stings!!!!! "

vampire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"am i the only sober 1 here....does that mean i can take advantage of all you sexy ladies

Im sober just high on coffee

Oooooh a partner in crime yayy

now who shall we start with

we'll do it the fun way....everyone in a circle you in the middle blindfolded i'l spin you round n round then you grab someone....lol "

dont spin me too hard will throw up

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

have i said yes yet

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