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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I don’t get this site at all

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By *iger4uWoman
over a year ago

In my happy place

Expecting a queue of rampant hotties to message you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That’s what Sean Connery said when he read the Highlander 2 script.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don’t get this site at all "

Why whats up little sweetie pie?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Just not getting it no one interested

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just not getting it no one interested "

You've been on here 2 months. Is this your first time on here?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just not getting it no one interested "

That’s not the sites fault

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don’t get this site at all

Why whats up little sweetie pie?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You've been here 2 months.

It's a sausage fest on here rather than a clunge fest.

It ain't dial-a-gash

You've not asked for profile advice so can't give any.

P

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You've been here 2 months.

It's a sausage fest on here rather than a clunge fest.

It ain't dial-a-gash

You've not asked for profile advice so can't give any.

P"

No it's Pick-a-Prick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don’t get this site at all

Why whats up little sweetie pie?

"

Lol what you chuffing laughing at

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don’t get this site at all "

Nothing in your profile that says I’m different from the other 50000 single guys and 6 dick pics. No offence but I’d put a bit more effort into it. Would you walk into a bar, whip out your cock and say “how about it babe?” To a girl you’d just met? Probably not. You’d chat her up, try to appear interesting and interested?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don’t get this site at all

Why whats up little sweetie pie?

Lol what you chuffing laughing at "

Sorry did I misread?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just not getting it no one interested

That’s not the sites fault "

Hear hear. It’s not Dominos. They don’t just get a message and come running. Girls on here are inundated with choice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don’t get this site at all

Why whats up little sweetie pie?

Lol what you chuffing laughing at

Sorry did I misread? "

Lol...no... just my sense of humour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don’t get this site at all

Why whats up little sweetie pie?

Lol what you chuffing laughing at

Sorry did I misread?

Lol...no... just my sense of humour "

Must be like mine that's why I laughed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just not getting it no one interested

That’s not the sites fault

Hear hear. It’s not Dominos. They don’t just get a message and come running. Girls on here are inundated with choice. "

Dominos

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don’t get this site at all

Why whats up little sweetie pie?

Lol what you chuffing laughing at

Sorry did I misread?

Lol...no... just my sense of humour

Must be like mine that's why I laughed. "

Good boy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just not getting it no one interested

That’s not the sites fault

Hear hear. It’s not Dominos. They don’t just get a message and come running. Girls on here are inundated with choice. "

Exactly. At least dominos put effort into the pizzas. That’s why us gals like them

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By *illen5Man
over a year ago

Bath


"I don’t get this site at all "

Please, please, please dont think for a moment this is a place to meet people. Once you realise that you'll be fine. Honest.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just not getting it no one interested

That’s not the sites fault

Hear hear. It’s not Dominos. They don’t just get a message and come running. Girls on here are inundated with choice.

Dominos "

Just had one knobhead ask me to drive to his as he needs to be sucked off. Yeah right, I’ll pop you in the Satnav so you don’t need to have a wank tonight. Some of the guys on here I’m surprised can breathe and blink at the same time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don’t get this site at all "

Do yourself a favour - go to a club or event. Dress well, smell nice, be chatty and mingle. Perhaps you’ll catch someone’s eye. That’s what Fab is good at. It’s a swingers site made for the scene. If you want quick hookups, get on Tindr.

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By *revaunanceCouple
over a year ago

Exeter

Nobody ever said that joining a site like this means that there will be 24 hour shagging for you, it still takes effort to attract people.

As an example, if you were to approach us we would take one glance at your shop window and realise that after two months you still had the computer generated text on your profile. It's a very quick observation, but it would make us think that you weren't that bothered about meeting anyone, as you haven't put any effort in.

Perhaps that might help you try to think a little bit more about the impression you are making when you contact people.

Remember, if you don't put effort in, you'll get nothing out.

Good luck.

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By *ame-room-no-swapCouple
over a year ago

Taunton

The fact you cant be bothered to write more than one line in you profile says it all.

There are tens of thousands of single guys on here all willing to put in far more effort than that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nobody ever said that joining a site like this means that there will be 24 hour shagging for you, it still takes effort to attract people.

As an example, if you were to approach us we would take one glance at your shop window and realise that after two months you still had the computer generated text on your profile. It's a very quick observation, but it would make us think that you weren't that bothered about meeting anyone, as you haven't put any effort in.

Perhaps that might help you try to think a little bit more about the impression you are making when you contact people.

Remember, if you don't put effort in, you'll get nothing out.

Good luck.

"

This ^^^

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just not getting it no one interested

That’s not the sites fault

Hear hear. It’s not Dominos. They don’t just get a message and come running. Girls on here are inundated with choice.

Dominos

Just had one knobhead ask me to drive to his as he needs to be sucked off. Yeah right, I’ll pop you in the Satnav so you don’t need to have a wank tonight. Some of the guys on here I’m surprised can breathe and blink at the same time. "

That's fucking done me

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

after perusing awhile i see the problem

signed

miss marple

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By *illen5Man
over a year ago

Bath

See, it's not the site it's the people on it.

Bear in mind you're wading about in the shallow end of the dating pool

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Only asking for advice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just not getting it no one interested

That’s not the sites fault

Hear hear. It’s not Dominos. They don’t just get a message and come running. Girls on here are inundated with choice.

Dominos

Just had one knobhead ask me to drive to his as he needs to be sucked off. Yeah right, I’ll pop you in the Satnav so you don’t need to have a wank tonight. Some of the guys on here I’m surprised can breathe and blink at the same time.

That's fucking done me "

The life of a Tgirl hon. I pity some real girls on here if they have to suffer the dearth of quality that we’re presented with. Evolution has, apparently, moved the species on - just not on Fab’s single guy quota. Apparently you girls should be lining up to jump on. Dear god.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Only asking for advice "

You’ve had some. Read Millen’s profile and you’ll see what we mean. That’s a well written and thought out profile. It smacks of intelligence and is clear about what he’s looking for.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just not getting it no one interested

That’s not the sites fault

Hear hear. It’s not Dominos. They don’t just get a message and come running. Girls on here are inundated with choice.

Dominos

Just had one knobhead ask me to drive to his as he needs to be sucked off. Yeah right, I’ll pop you in the Satnav so you don’t need to have a wank tonight. Some of the guys on here I’m surprised can breathe and blink at the same time.

That's fucking done me

The life of a Tgirl hon. I pity some real girls on here if they have to suffer the dearth of quality that we’re presented with. Evolution has, apparently, moved the species on - just not on Fab’s single guy quota. Apparently you girls should be lining up to jump on. Dear god. "

I'm finding it so funny because I've had it all myself on my singles profile. Cracked me up the cheek of the dude expecting you to drive to him though, that's what really tickled me, that and the way you tell it. Brilliant.

It's not been so bad on this one, a few eye rollers and face palms but that's been it so far.

I repeat... so far

P

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just not getting it no one interested

That’s not the sites fault

Hear hear. It’s not Dominos. They don’t just get a message and come running. Girls on here are inundated with choice.

Exactly. At least dominos put effort into the pizzas. That’s why us gals like them"

And their advertising!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just not getting it no one interested

That’s not the sites fault

Hear hear. It’s not Dominos. They don’t just get a message and come running. Girls on here are inundated with choice.

Exactly. At least dominos put effort into the pizzas. That’s why us gals like them

And their advertising!! "

Amazing advertising! They really sell themselves. Which is why they do well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just not getting it no one interested

That’s not the sites fault

Hear hear. It’s not Dominos. They don’t just get a message and come running. Girls on here are inundated with choice.

Dominos

Just had one knobhead ask me to drive to his as he needs to be sucked off. Yeah right, I’ll pop you in the Satnav so you don’t need to have a wank tonight. Some of the guys on here I’m surprised can breathe and blink at the same time.

That's fucking done me

The life of a Tgirl hon. I pity some real girls on here if they have to suffer the dearth of quality that we’re presented with. Evolution has, apparently, moved the species on - just not on Fab’s single guy quota. Apparently you girls should be lining up to jump on. Dear god.

I'm finding it so funny because I've had it all myself on my singles profile. Cracked me up the cheek of the dude expecting you to drive to him though, that's what really tickled me, that and the way you tell it. Brilliant.

It's not been so bad on this one, a few eye rollers and face palms but that's been it so far.

I repeat... so far

P "

Oh I could write a comedy book on some of the offers. It’s not just singles. Never mess with a 6’7 “girl” in a Lycra minidress. Had one couple at an event in Blackpool. Lady was beautiful, really chatty, obviously interested and attached to a pissed up cretin. Kept calling me mate, slapping my shoulder and saying “am only messin”. After the 5th time, I took his GF softly with both hands, showed her what a real kiss felt like, moved to him, now speechless and said “call me mate again and I’m going to stick my stilleto through your ballsack and whilst you try to put your bollocks back, me and my best friend will take your good lady upstairs and make her airtight”.

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

My psychic abilities never fail me.

Whenever I see one of these threads, I know exactly what I'll see when I look at the OP.

Now, did somebody mention pizza?

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"I don’t get this site at all "

How did you think it was going to be when you joined?

What did you think it was going to be like?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Only asking for advice

You’ve had some. Read Millen’s profile and you’ll see what we mean. That’s a well written and thought out profile. It smacks of intelligence and is clear about what he’s looking for. "

That actually is a really great profile!!

Nice one millen enjoyed reading that one!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You should try sending cock pics and telling the girls how great you are and that you will have them cumming in minutes. Try taking a cock pic while sat on the toilet they will love that

Good luck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just not getting it no one interested

That’s not the sites fault

Hear hear. It’s not Dominos. They don’t just get a message and come running. Girls on here are inundated with choice.

Exactly. At least dominos put effort into the pizzas. That’s why us gals like them

And their advertising!!

Amazing advertising! They really sell themselves. Which is why they do well "

Less cheese on a dominos pizza than some of the dick pic profiles. It’s disturbing.

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough

I rather like this site. ... a lot

But then again I'm biased as I'm getting more out of it that the majority of my peers

Trumpet self blown. . Back to my Coffee and reading

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I rather like this site. ... a lot

But then again I'm biased as I'm getting more out of it that the majority of my peers

Trumpet self blown. . Back to my Coffee and reading "

That’s a whole fucking brass section right there. Bravo Sir. My tiara is doffed.

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough

Well I like to add something positive to these threads to show it is possible to make it work for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well I like to add something positive to these threads to show it is possible to make it work for you

"

Yes but you took the bull by the horns and showed up Fab for what it’s good at with some imagination and effort. Tiara is still doffed. Bravissimo!!

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough

Sometimes you just have to take a deep breath and grab that bull's horns and go for it

Any doffing of headgear is fully appreciated

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By *am4CamWoman
over a year ago

Fairy Land


"Just not getting it no one interested "

I’m not surprised

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But this site gets you

#youmattertothissite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not sure you 'get' girls judging by your status update. You're cockblocking yourself with your profile and pics I'm afraid.

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"I don’t get this site at all "

You've got more words in your status update than you have in your profile.

You managed 7 words in the thread, that's 50% of what's in your profile.

It's takes more than 14 words and a few pictures of your knob to get the ladies flocking to your door.

Imagine walking up to an attractive woman in a bar. "Hi. Would you suck my cock love, my balls need draining" and then flop your whang out on the bar.

What response do you think you'd get?

Because that's pretty much your profile right there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just not getting it no one interested "

Lose the profile pic ..loOKs awful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What everyone up there ^^ has said my friend.

I hope that you take heed of some of the advice and that things pick up for you! When the site ‘works’ (which it does! Trust me!) it can be a wonderful thing. Good luck fella

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Only asking for advice "

Scrap the dick pics, add some blurb on your profile and read profiles before messaging anyone.

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


"Only asking for advice "

Do some research

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thats on you mate not the site learn from failures

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That’s what Sean Connery said when he read the Highlander 2 script. "

Haha.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Only asking for advice

Scrap the dick pics, add some blurb on your profile and read profiles before messaging anyone.

"
what she said appart from the read profiles bit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Only asking for advice

Scrap the dick pics, add some blurb on your profile and read profiles before messaging anyone.

what she said appart from the read profiles bit"

Why not read profiles?

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By *ruebameMan
over a year ago

from the womb and tryout to get back

I'm with you op I don't get it either why I'm I not getting loads of messages from hot woman as I stamp my feet in the corner pmsl just enjoy the forum and have fun if you don't get a meet then atleast it's not a total waste of time you can have a laugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don’t get this site at all

Nothing in your profile that says I’m different from the other 50000 single guys and 6 dick pics. No offence but I’d put a bit more effort into it. Would you walk into a bar, whip out your cock and say “how about it babe?” To a girl you’d just met? Probably not. You’d chat her up, try to appear interesting and interested? "

Nearly spat out my Cheerios laughing at this. I could picture someone doing that before they got arrested or beaten up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Only asking for advice

Scrap the dick pics, add some blurb on your profile and read profiles before messaging anyone.

what she said appart from the read profiles bit

Why not read profiles?"
dont really need to just be funny works just as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's like having a CV that says "I want a job"

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

rotherham

WHY??

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By *illen5Man
over a year ago

Bath


"You should try sending cock pics and telling the girls how great you are and that you will have them cumming in minutes. Try taking a cock pic while sat on the toilet they will love that

Good luck"

Works better when you havent flushed it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

nor do i.

its a life of sin i tells ya

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By *anana JoeMan
over a year ago

Sheffield


"Just not getting it no one interested "

All cock and little else dosn't appeal to a lot try alternative pix.

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By *ugs and JunkCouple
over a year ago

Bellshill

All unflattering cock pics, no info on profile and an extremely offputting status. Yeah you’ll go far

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By *illen5Man
over a year ago

Bath


"Only asking for advice

You’ve had some. Read Millen’s profile and you’ll see what we mean. That’s a well written and thought out profile. It smacks of intelligence and is clear about what he’s looking for.

That actually is a really great profile!!

Nice one millen enjoyed reading that one!"

Cheers guys. You have to try and have some fun with it.

If you're here just to have a bit of light entertainment and the odd friend now and again, you'll never be disappointed..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You throw a few naked pics around and hope to get sex don't you. As ideas go, it's quite simple

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Cumbria


"Just not getting it no one interested "

LOL i can not believe that for a minute...

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By *carlet_heavenWoman
over a year ago

somewhere in the sticks

Try thinking of it more from the perspective that this site doesn't get YOU...

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By *ackDanielsWhiteRabbitMan
over a year ago

Halifax


"Just not getting it no one interested "

Cant think why?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just not getting it no one interested

Cant think why? "

Indeed. The mind boggles.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He can't be that bothered as he's not made any changes to his profile or pictures 

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea


"I don’t get this site at all "

Join the club

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

I blame internet gremlin algorithms

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just not getting it no one interested "

Profile pic.

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

Great status update though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jeeez, it doesn't take a brain surgeon to work that one out!

You clearly haven't got enough cock pics on your profile.

And I bet your not sending at least 10 with every message you send!!!

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By *alcon43Woman
over a year ago

Paisley

Would you go to McDonald’s if they only sold fries? I don’t need to see every chip to know what they look like. If you go to a restaurant it’s about the presentation not just the contents.

Fab isn’t like fast food on demand 24/7. This isn’t instashag!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The fact you cant be bothered to write more than one line in you profile says it all.

There are tens of thousands of single guys on here all willing to put in far more effort than that."

Some obviously think there would be a full mail box every day and don't make any effort. However, the worst culprits are couples (not all), who think we're so desperate we'll respond to an empty profile, no pics etc. I have put a lot of effort in mine , rewriting several times, different pic types, but my messages go unread and my profile unviewed . How can anyone have an opinion about a profile (or the person) without looking? My mail box is empty most of the time, with the exception of a few gay men and the odd abusive message about daring to have hair, I'm 45 and it ain't grey yet, I'm making the most of it lol. And a couple saying I don't have any veri's therefore I must be a time waster. Any conversations I have managed to have have been so one sided with effort I've gone off them.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Ugh that status. Yuck!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Only asking for advice

You’ve had some. Read Millen’s profile and you’ll see what we mean. That’s a well written and thought out profile. It smacks of intelligence and is clear about what he’s looking for.

That actually is a really great profile!!

Nice one millen enjoyed reading that one!

Cheers guys. You have to try and have some fun with it.

If you're here just to have a bit of light entertainment and the odd friend now and again, you'll never be disappointed.. "

A profile that makes an average women feel special that you’ve made the effort to contact you and not messaged everyone with their own which reads “up for anything”.

Great profile indeed Sir!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When people recommended a good profile for inspiration, they didn't mean just copying & pasting most of it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When people recommended a good profile for inspiration, they didn't mean just copying & pasting most of it! "

Oh my goodness

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


"When people recommended a good profile for inspiration, they didn't mean just copying & pasting most of it! "

Occupational risk of profile advice!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don’t get this site at all "

I do. You get out what you put in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you want cock it’s brilliant have patience and you will meet some nice people if your expecting women to beg you to insert your penis in slot A it’s not gonna happen

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By *greygorCouple
over a year ago

birmingham

fab is great for us get many messages every day .have met some great folks over the years .many we in touch with .guess its what you bringing to the fab table if you offering fuck all you gonna get fuck all.

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

A few minutesa after I joined, no messages from women, no phone calls, no meets.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not the sexfest you thought??

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By *illen5Man
over a year ago

Bath

No, OP copied parts of mine.

All fair in love and war, 'tis ok. I guess some are looking for short cuts.

I feel more agrieved for women who have their pics poached by men pretending to be women so they have to emblazen their name written across it.

Anything to get ahead, eh?

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By *illen5Man
over a year ago

Bath

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By *illen5Man
over a year ago

Bath

Hey Byron, I'm going to copy bits of yours. I like it.

Will it make me more appealing to women?

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL


"You've been here 2 months.

It's a sausage fest on here rather than a clunge fest.

It ain't dial-a-gash

You've not asked for profile advice so can't give any.

P"

This.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No, OP copied parts of mine.

All fair in love and war, 'tis ok. I guess some are looking for short cuts.

I feel more agrieved for women who have their pics poached by men pretending to be women so they have to emblazen their name written across it.

Anything to get ahead, eh?

"

Happened to me just a few days ago...the couple were even verified 17 times!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No, OP copied parts of mine.

All fair in love and war, 'tis ok. I guess some are looking for short cuts.

I feel more agrieved for women who have their pics poached by men pretending to be women so they have to emblazen their name written across it.

Anything to get ahead, eh?

"

Haha just noticed some of the similarities. Not sure if it has been edited further because only seen both your profiles now.

This is not uncommon because I have heard many stories of people having their pics stolen over and over again. That is another reason why I have to be extra careful on here. There many crazy folk out there!

Here is my personal experience:

Last time I was on here my whole profile text was literally copied and pasted. No clue why they chose mine because it was really basic just like it is now. When friends first told me about it I was shocked, but thought nothing can be done. Then one of them looked at my profile as if to let me know and rub it in. Cheeky fucker

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"No, OP copied parts of mine.

All fair in love and war, 'tis ok. I guess some are looking for short cuts.

I feel more agrieved for women who have their pics poached by men pretending to be women so they have to emblazen their name written across it.

Anything to get ahead, eh?

Haha just noticed some of the similarities. Not sure if it has been edited further because only seen both your profiles now.

This is not uncommon because I have heard many stories of people having their pics stolen over and over again. That is another reason why I have to be extra careful on here. There many crazy folk out there!

Here is my personal experience:

Last time I was on here my whole profile text was literally copied and pasted. No clue why they chose mine because it was really basic just like it is now. When friends first told me about it I was shocked, but thought nothing can be done. Then one of them looked at my profile as if to let me know and rub it in. Cheeky fucker "

Happened to my old solo profile (and BrightonSteve's) in the same week a few years back. Word for word cut and paste jobs by two guys who to be honest were much better looking than both of us.

A very stupid idea indeed. Two straight guys. Who'd copied references to sucking cock.

How we chuckled to eachother knowing they'd never get a meet again.....

A

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just not getting it no one interested

That’s not the sites fault

Hear hear. It’s not Dominos. They don’t just get a message and come running. Girls on here are inundated with choice. "

Now that is the problem with women, take them to the shops and say I will buy you whichever pair of shoes you want, and you will be there all day because there is too much choice...

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"Hey Byron, I'm going to copy bits of yours. I like it.

Will it make me more appealing to women?

"

Fill your boots.

And no.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Female half here, I’m inundated with Male fwb requests. Our Male isn’t. It’s tough on here for guys. Girls know what they want and are spoilt for choice.

Guys think this site is full of girls willing to drop their knickers for anybody.

People in open relationships can be picky too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Patience is the key lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hey Byron, I'm going to copy bits of yours. I like it.

Will it make me more appealing to women?

"

92.6% of the text in my profile is poached from the dictionary, the rest is just wrong

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"Hey Byron, I'm going to copy bits of yours. I like it.

Will it make me more appealing to women?

92.6% of the text in my profile is poached from the dictionary, the rest is just wrong "

You know that saying about 50 monkeys and 50 typewriters? That's my profile right there....

Alas poor Yorick, fggujdsaerr jugfriom vguytfghko gurgensplat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No, OP copied parts of mine.

All fair in love and war, 'tis ok. I guess some are looking for short cuts.

I feel more agrieved for women who have their pics poached by men pretending to be women so they have to emblazen their name written across it.

Anything to get ahead, eh?

Haha just noticed some of the similarities. Not sure if it has been edited further because only seen both your profiles now.

This is not uncommon because I have heard many stories of people having their pics stolen over and over again. That is another reason why I have to be extra careful on here. There many crazy folk out there!

Here is my personal experience:

Last time I was on here my whole profile text was literally copied and pasted. No clue why they chose mine because it was really basic just like it is now. When friends first told me about it I was shocked, but thought nothing can be done. Then one of them looked at my profile as if to let me know and rub it in. Cheeky fucker

Happened to my old solo profile (and BrightonSteve's) in the same week a few years back. Word for word cut and paste jobs by two guys who to be honest were much better looking than both of us.

A very stupid idea indeed. Two straight guys. Who'd copied references to sucking cock.

How we chuckled to eachother knowing they'd never get a meet again.....

A"

Hahahaha

So let me get this straight...

Guys copied profiles without even reading the full text #numpties

This proves the point again:

No matter how good looking a person may be if they aint got basic common sense or not much happening between their ears then i'm afraid it just won't work!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just laughed a little too much at this thread. Personality is everything.. borrowing someone else's.. probably a non starter... unless you're taking them with you for the meets.. nothing surprises me on here anymore.

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"No, OP copied parts of mine.

All fair in love and war, 'tis ok. I guess some are looking for short cuts.

I feel more agrieved for women who have their pics poached by men pretending to be women so they have to emblazen their name written across it.

Anything to get ahead, eh?

Haha just noticed some of the similarities. Not sure if it has been edited further because only seen both your profiles now.

This is not uncommon because I have heard many stories of people having their pics stolen over and over again. That is another reason why I have to be extra careful on here. There many crazy folk out there!

Here is my personal experience:

Last time I was on here my whole profile text was literally copied and pasted. No clue why they chose mine because it was really basic just like it is now. When friends first told me about it I was shocked, but thought nothing can be done. Then one of them looked at my profile as if to let me know and rub it in. Cheeky fucker

Happened to my old solo profile (and BrightonSteve's) in the same week a few years back. Word for word cut and paste jobs by two guys who to be honest were much better looking than both of us.

A very stupid idea indeed. Two straight guys. Who'd copied references to sucking cock.

How we chuckled to eachother knowing they'd never get a meet again.....

A

Hahahaha

So let me get this straight...

Guys copied profiles without even reading the full text #numpties

This proves the point again:

No matter how good looking a person may be if they aint got basic common sense or not much happening between their ears then i'm afraid it just won't work!"

Yep.

Anyone with any 'smarts' would have gone for the winner of 'Sexiest Male' at the Fab Forum Awards 2013, rather than 2nd and 3rd place.

Still no idea how Steve beat me to third.

Fucking rigged.

A

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Just laughed a little too much at this thread. Personality is everything.. borrowing someone else's.. probably a non starter... unless you're taking them with you for the meets.. nothing surprises me on here anymore."

Occasionally I do wonder if some people need minders...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just laughed a little too much at this thread. Personality is everything.. borrowing someone else's.. probably a non starter... unless you're taking them with you for the meets.. nothing surprises me on here anymore.

Occasionally I do wonder if some people need minders... "

Ha ha definately.. it's not rocket science is it?! Some people just make it way too difficult for themselves..

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Just laughed a little too much at this thread. Personality is everything.. borrowing someone else's.. probably a non starter... unless you're taking them with you for the meets.. nothing surprises me on here anymore.

Occasionally I do wonder if some people need minders...

Ha ha definately.. it's not rocket science is it?! Some people just make it way too difficult for themselves.. "

I'm probably at the more difficult end in some ways, but many of the messages I get a day, I wonder if they ever get meets. Or occasionally I wonder if they can function as normal adults.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don’t get this site at all "

Clearly!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just laughed a little too much at this thread. Personality is everything.. borrowing someone else's.. probably a non starter... unless you're taking them with you for the meets.. nothing surprises me on here anymore.

Occasionally I do wonder if some people need minders...

Ha ha definately.. it's not rocket science is it?! Some people just make it way too difficult for themselves..

I'm probably at the more difficult end in some ways, but many of the messages I get a day, I wonder if they ever get meets. Or occasionally I wonder if they can function as normal adults. "

God yes.. there's a scary proportion of men on here that have no idea how to speak to a woman. Doesn't bode well for anything else..

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