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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Just read a profile that went something like this -

Only contact us if

1) you are fit

2) you have a big dick

3) you are attractive

(and about 5 others must haves)

We are amazing and only want other amazing people, so don’t bother us if you are not!

(Then goes on to say something like - )

We are a laid back, fun couple.

This tickled me.

No offence meant by this post, it’s good to know what you want and what people are looking for.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Their version of amazing probably differs from anyone else’s.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What they *REALLY* meant was :

Only contact us if

1) you are fit

2) you have a big dick

3) you are attractive

(and about 5 others must haves)

One of us has a vagina so suck it up losers!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"What they *REALLY* meant was :

Only contact us if

1) you are fit

2) you have a big dick

3) you are attractive

(and about 5 others must haves)

One of us has a vagina so suck it up losers!

"

You forgot 4) we have arseholes and we're stuck up ours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Take solace in the fact that that profile will attract messages from every crank this side of the moon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just read a profile that went something like this -

Only contact us if

1) you are fit

2) you have a big dick

3) you are attractive

(and about 5 others must haves)

We are amazing and only want other amazing people, so don’t bother us if you are not!

(Then goes on to say something like - )

We are a laid back, fun couple.

This tickled me.

No offence meant by this post, it’s good to know what you want and what people are looking for.

"

There's that quote from When Harry Met Sally: " you're high maintenance but you think you're low maintenance"

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