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Orgasms rot your brains.....

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By *londeCaz OP   Woman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

Or is it just me getting fecking old.....coming back home late from a meet last night, remembered I was totally out of coffee so decided to detour to 24 hour Tesco to pick some up - 40 mins round the shop, £72 spent, home, unpacked, got up this morning gagging for brew to bring back to bed.....coffee??? What fecking coffee???

Can anyone bring us a cup????

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

I would never do such a thing like that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mmmm I went out yesterday for eggs

I bought bacon cheese sausage beans and other stuff

I'm just going for the eggs in a min xx

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By *londeCaz OP   Woman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"Mmmm I went out yesterday for eggs

I bought bacon cheese sausage beans and other stuff

I'm just going for the eggs in a min xx "

Gerrus jar of nescaff while you're out please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mmmm I went out yesterday for eggs

I bought bacon cheese sausage beans and other stuff

I'm just going for the eggs in a min xx

Gerrus jar of nescaff while you're out please "

Aye ok big one? Xx

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

I went to shop last night for light bulbs as the one in living room blew, and milk. Got to shop bought kitchen roll, ciggies, and cleaning stuff. Got about 100 yards from the house and remembered that i didnt get light bulb and had to turn and go back again.

Have just remembered I still didnt get milk. So now I'm gonna have to get out of my warm cosy bed, get dressed and go to shop.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I went to shop last night for light bulbs as the one in living room blew, and milk. Got to shop bought kitchen roll, ciggies, and cleaning stuff. Got about 100 yards from the house and remembered that i didnt get light bulb and had to turn and go back again.

Have just remembered I still didnt get milk. So now I'm gonna have to get out of my warm cosy bed, get dressed and go to shop. "

Send Mr A out

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn


"I went to shop last night for light bulbs as the one in living room blew, and milk. Got to shop bought kitchen roll, ciggies, and cleaning stuff. Got about 100 yards from the house and remembered that i didnt get light bulb and had to turn and go back again.

Have just remembered I still didnt get milk. So now I'm gonna have to get out of my warm cosy bed, get dressed and go to shop.

Send Mr A out "

Cant he's gone to get car serviced

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I went to shop last night for light bulbs as the one in living room blew, and milk. Got to shop bought kitchen roll, ciggies, and cleaning stuff. Got about 100 yards from the house and remembered that i didnt get light bulb and had to turn and go back again.

Have just remembered I still didnt get milk. So now I'm gonna have to get out of my warm cosy bed, get dressed and go to shop.

Send Mr A out "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I went to shop last night for light bulbs as the one in living room blew, and milk. Got to shop bought kitchen roll, ciggies, and cleaning stuff. Got about 100 yards from the house and remembered that i didnt get light bulb and had to turn and go back again.

Have just remembered I still didnt get milk. So now I'm gonna have to get out of my warm cosy bed, get dressed and go to shop.

Send Mr A out

Cant he's gone to get car serviced "

Tell him to walk back with some milk.... the feckin' lazy so and so

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By *obbytupperMan
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley

Just come back from the shop with Ciggies and lottery, read this thread and realised I'd gone for some fecking milk. Doh

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn


"I went to shop last night for light bulbs as the one in living room blew, and milk. Got to shop bought kitchen roll, ciggies, and cleaning stuff. Got about 100 yards from the house and remembered that i didnt get light bulb and had to turn and go back again.

Have just remembered I still didnt get milk. So now I'm gonna have to get out of my warm cosy bed, get dressed and go to shop.

Send Mr A out

Cant he's gone to get car serviced

Tell him to walk back with some milk.... the feckin' lazy so and so "

He's left his phone here, the twat

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By *londeCaz OP   Woman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"Mmmm I went out yesterday for eggs

I bought bacon cheese sausage beans and other stuff

I'm just going for the eggs in a min xx

Gerrus jar of nescaff while you're out please

Aye ok big one? Xx "

Allus like a big un

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn


"Just come back from the shop with Ciggies and lottery, read this thread and realised I'd gone for some fecking milk. Doh "

Oh if your going grab me some milk as well ta muchly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So the conclusion is Orgasms do rot your brain! but what a way to go!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I went to shop last night for light bulbs as the one in living room blew, and milk. Got to shop bought kitchen roll, ciggies, and cleaning stuff. Got about 100 yards from the house and remembered that i didnt get light bulb and had to turn and go back again.

Have just remembered I still didnt get milk. So now I'm gonna have to get out of my warm cosy bed, get dressed and go to shop.

Send Mr A out

Cant he's gone to get car serviced

Tell him to walk back with some milk.... the feckin' lazy so and so

He's left his phone here, the twat "

Durrrrrrr.... can't he mind read?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Went to drop kid off at work and was to drop into Tesco Metro on way back for eggs and rolls. Got to Tesco discovered that I had forgotten my wallet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Went to drop kid off at work and was to drop into Tesco Metro on way back for eggs and rolls. Got to Tesco discovered that I had forgotten my wallet. "

.... My kids never forget and go out without my wallet.

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Orgasms rot your brains?

Yeah... makes sense

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I went to shop last night for light bulbs as the one in living room blew, and milk. Got to shop bought kitchen roll, ciggies, and cleaning stuff. Got about 100 yards from the house and remembered that i didnt get light bulb and had to turn and go back again.

Have just remembered I still didnt get milk. So now I'm gonna have to get out of my warm cosy bed, get dressed and go to shop.

Send Mr A out

Cant he's gone to get car serviced

Tell him to walk back with some milk.... the feckin' lazy so and so

He's left his phone here, the twat "

needs punishing for that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My kids accuse me of having 'zimmer-brain'

Now do I tell them that it is actually caused by having a great sex life?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I went to shop last night for light bulbs as the one in living room blew, and milk. Got to shop bought kitchen roll, ciggies, and cleaning stuff. Got about 100 yards from the house and remembered that i didnt get light bulb and had to turn and go back again.

Have just remembered I still didnt get milk. So now I'm gonna have to get out of my warm cosy bed, get dressed and go to shop.

Send Mr A out

Cant he's gone to get car serviced

Tell him to walk back with some milk.... the feckin' lazy so and so

He's left his phone here, the twat

needs punishing for that "

Push him off a bed ....it's great fun

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn


"I went to shop last night for light bulbs as the one in living room blew, and milk. Got to shop bought kitchen roll, ciggies, and cleaning stuff. Got about 100 yards from the house and remembered that i didnt get light bulb and had to turn and go back again.

Have just remembered I still didnt get milk. So now I'm gonna have to get out of my warm cosy bed, get dressed and go to shop.

Send Mr A out

Cant he's gone to get car serviced

Tell him to walk back with some milk.... the feckin' lazy so and so

He's left his phone here, the twat

needs punishing for that

Push him off a bed ....it's great fun "

he will be pushed from a great height

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My kids accuse me of having 'zimmer-brain'

Now do I tell them that it is actually caused by having a great sex life? "

pmsl

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