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The weirdest responses to a body part

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I and a friend had just been out for a meal and one or two bottles of Corona. Decided to go back to her place as a new horror tv series she wanted to watch was out and she needed me there to watch it with her.

Went through two to three episodes, by now all the jump scares had caused us to hug, squeeze and kiss. Pausing on third to finishing for another night. We embraced to kiss, play and tease until the eventual heat from our exchanges caused us to shed what once kept us warm in a frenzied dash.

Her response to seeing my penis for the first time was

'whoa, I'm scared'

I didn't know whether to explain to her it wasn't actually big a lot of guys just exaggerated their sizes or show her TLC that it brings. Luckily my instinct was the latter.

What's the weirdest response you've ever got to a body part.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I got called defective.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I got called defective. "

That makes my blood boil

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like your subtle "I've got a big cock" OP.

I once got told I have a gorgeous asshole.

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By *afadaoMan
over a year ago

Staines


"I like your subtle "I've got a big cock" OP"

Cunningly disguised with a splendid build-up.

I remember a woman once calling my 3” penis ‘pathetic’ and ignoring it. Luckily my other 9” penis was far better received.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I like your subtle "I've got a big cock" OP.

I once got told I have a gorgeous asshole."

Are you bunny hop in disguise

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did it try to bite

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I like your subtle "I've got a big cock" OP.

I once got told I have a gorgeous asshole."

I usually just walk into the room for my subtle giveaways, that was although hand on heart the weirdest response I have ever gotten, as I don't believe I've actually got a big one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I like your subtle "I've got a big cock" OP.

I once got told I have a gorgeous asshole.

Are you bunny hop in disguise "

Am I what?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shouldn't this be in the stories section.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I like your subtle "I've got a big cock" OP.

I once got told I have a gorgeous asshole.

Are you bunny hop in disguise

Am I what? "

On the asshole thing, you must have the prettiest little starfish

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Shouldn't this be in the stories section. "

I thought about it but the stories in there divulge into the part of the night and morning that I left out.

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

Yes I've been told by someone he would happily eat his Sunday dinner out of my arsehole

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I like your subtle "I've got a big cock" OP.

I once got told I have a gorgeous asshole.

Are you bunny hop in disguise

Am I what? "

Bunny hop was a rather gorgeous looking lady from Scotland.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yes I've been told by someone he would happily eat his Sunday dinner out of my arsehole "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s not that weird a response, I’ve said similar things to guys, it’s said deliberately to inflate their ego.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"It’s not that weird a response, I’ve said similar things to guys, it’s said deliberately to inflate their ego. "

Haha!

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate


"It’s not that weird a response, I’ve said similar things to guys, it’s said deliberately to inflate their ego. "

I do that too

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I've only done it once, and it was an involuntary gasp of surprise. Because there's big and then there's BIG.

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

My brain, it understands my ego.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Like when they first put it in I say ow you’re hurting me, ahhh ow, but then you succumb to the pleasure haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It’s not that weird a response, I’ve said similar things to guys, it’s said deliberately to inflate their ego. "

Yes, I already tested that theory out. The response I got back was I went too far

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