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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Xmas ‘do’ last night and I for once never behaved like a d*unken arse! Kind of feel cheated lol! Worst you’ve seen/done???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The only Xmas parties i've been to involved 300 cows.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The only Xmas parties i've been to involved 300 cows. "

Hen parties?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The only Xmas parties i've been to involved 300 cows.

Hen parties? "

Literally cows.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

done karaoke once......... ONCE!

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


"The only Xmas parties i've been to involved 300 cows.

Hen parties?

Literally cows. "

Alright, no need to milk it...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The only Xmas parties i've been to involved 300 cows. "

Pull the udder one

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By *hatYorkLadMan
over a year ago

York

Never anything bad at a Christmas do, but at my last company they used to have a mid summer one as well, and that descended into a massive brawl among several staff that I tried to break up but got dragged into

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The only Xmas parties i've been to involved 300 cows.

Pull the udder one"

This!!!

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By *uckOfTheBayMan
over a year ago

Mold


"The only Xmas parties i've been to involved 300 cows.

Pull the udder one"

A veritable meat market

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The only Xmas parties i've been to involved 300 cows.

Pull the udder one

A veritable meat market "

He's obviously got some sort of a beef

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The only Xmas parties i've been to involved 300 cows.

Pull the udder one

A veritable meat market

He's obviously got some sort of a beef"

No, truly, i used to be a herdsman and because i don't celebrate Xmas i always had to do the milking. Cows don't know it's supposed to be a holiday.

So the 7am milking went smoothly then the farmer's wife decided to do me Christmas dinner, much food and alcohol. The afternoon milking didn't go so well.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The only Xmas parties i've been to involved 300 cows.

Pull the udder one

A veritable meat market

He's obviously got some sort of a beef

No, truly, i used to be a herdsman and because i don't celebrate Xmas i always had to do the milking. Cows don't know it's supposed to be a holiday.

So the 7am milking went smoothly then the farmer's wife decided to do me Christmas dinner, much food and alcohol. The afternoon milking didn't go so well. "

Nope, can't see any more puns, for shame! I would have steaked my life on one.

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

This thread will be all puns until the cows come home...

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