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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

My top 5 favourites

You ok ?

How’s it goin ?

What u in 2

How u finding Fab ?

Love to see that in my missus ?!

What are your all time favourites!

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Have I mentioned I like your cleavage? What a bore.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Have I mentioned I like your cleavage? What a bore.

I’ll see myself out!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nice penis on you op

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mmmmmmm.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Nice penis on you op "

Don’t you fall down them fucking stairs naked mate.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What size are they?

You want cock?

Up to much?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nice penis on you op

Don’t you fall down them fucking stairs naked mate. "

Too late but still nice penis on you op x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

U got kik m8 ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate when someone has please make an effort in your mail.And then they just mail (Hi) to me.

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By *lexa999Woman
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

Nice tits.

Wow, great bum.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Nice penis on you op

Don’t you fall down them fucking stairs naked mate.

Too late but still nice penis on you op x "

Thank dude, means a lot.

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By *uxomBloomsWoman
over a year ago

Near Tunbridge Wells

You free tonight?

Same height lying down.. lol

Hello sexy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You have a 24 hour Forum time out.

You have a 48 Forum time-out.

You have a 5 day Forum time-out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nice tits.

Wow, great bum."

Try to put pictures of your car you may get different messages

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

What ya doin?

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By *tonMessCouple
over a year ago

Slough Windsor ish

"Hi, your lookin sexy"

Really?! A sexy cup?! *You're

"Loved your profile, where bouts are you from?" Ermmm...

" Hey, great profile, I'm staying at *insert hotel name here* wondered if you fancied a cheeky drink then back to my room?"

"*Insert mobile number here*"

Fool

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Nice tits.

Wow, great bum.

Try to put pictures of your car you may get different messages

Nice hub caps.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

U free 2nite?

Sexy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hy.

U alryt hun.

I'm horney.

Your fit babe.

Wanna meet now?

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

U free

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Hi, your lookin sexy"

Really?! A sexy cup?! *You're

"Loved your profile, where bouts are you from?" Ermmm...

" Hey, great profile, I'm staying at *insert hotel name here* wondered if you fancied a cheeky drink then back to my room?"

"*Insert mobile number here*"

Fool"

I do wanna fuck your cup I must admit

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Nice tits.

Wow, great bum.

Try to put pictures of your car you may get different messages

Nice hub caps. "

Show us your cup holder.

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By *r.BlondeMan
over a year ago

Chester/Wirral

"U free"
? you still haven't answered the fucking question

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd like to be in that

That?? Charming

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have I mentioned I like your cleavage? What a bore.

It's very nice

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By *harlotte SometimesWoman
over a year ago

Leafy Warwickshire

“Just driving by”

“Would you like to see a Geordie lad shoot his load?”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

May I put my French penis into your English vagina?

#youknowwhoyouare

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine is

You've got a lot of verifications

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How’s u

Wt u up 2

Meet

FUCK OFF AND READ THE PROFILE YOU ILLITERATE ARSE !

Sorry, ahem, cough ...rant over

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"“Just driving by”

“Would you like to see a Geordie lad shoot his load?”

! Credit for the guy's creativity !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"May I put my French penis into your English vagina?

#youknowwhoyouare

what kind of asshole would say something so cheesy !

I guess a french !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wanna see me suck my cock on cam?

nope

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"May I put my French penis into your English vagina?

#youknowwhoyouare

what kind of asshole would say something so cheesy !

I guess a french ! "

Those French men

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"May I put my French penis into your English vagina?

#youknowwhoyouare

Beautiful manners there though

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By *vcarolTV/TS
over a year ago

kilmarnockish

Just messaged the OP.

I may have mentioned his penis size.

I’m a bad girl!

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By *illyKMan
over a year ago

milton keynes

bonjour gorgeus, voudriez-vous voir un homme de newcastle tirer sa charge?

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

" “Would you like to see a Geordie lad shoot his load?”

Who could say no to that though? Not banal at all.

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By *harlotte SometimesWoman
over a year ago

Leafy Warwickshire

"“Just driving by”

“Would you like to see a Geordie lad shoot his load?”

! Credit for the guy's creativity ! "

Two messages different guys. Should say that the second wasn’t rejected due to any regional preference.

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By *andare63Man
over a year ago

oldham

"My top 5 favourites

You ok ?

How’s it goin ?

What u in 2

How u finding Fab ?

Love to see that in my missus ?!

What are your all time favourites!

You mean you’ve actually had five messages ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I will fook your missis for you!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I unhid my profile 5mins ago. 5 messages received and all are a bingo from this thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""I will fook your missis for you!"

I guess they do mean it

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By *vcarolTV/TS
over a year ago

kilmarnockish

"bonjour gorgeus, voudriez-vous voir un homme de newcastle tirer sa charge?"

D’accord j’habite En Glasgow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"May I put my French penis into your English vagina?

#youknowwhoyouare

Beautiful manners there though

His mummy taught him well

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By *tonMessCouple
over a year ago

Slough Windsor ish

The best conversations go like this: Hi

Hello, thanks for messaging

How r u

We are lovely thank you, how are you?

Gdgd

Ok.... ?

(2 or 3 days go by)

Oh, hello again!

How r u

Yes, we are still lovely, how are you?

I wanna meet 2nite

No thank you, we are not meeting at the moment... Hope you find somebody willing though.

(2 days later)

Hi,...,.

*Yawn

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My top 5 favourites

You ok ?

How’s it goin ?

What u in 2

How u finding Fab ?

Love to see that in my missus ?!

What are your all time favourites!

You mean you’ve actually had five messages ??

Stick in there buddy and you too will have these crappy messages over time !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey

Wow

How much?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like to take your load...

I'm straight and it usually comes from bi/ gay guys 35 years old or younger.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ur sexy

Ur hot

Luv ur profile

Hi bbz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I unhid my profile 5mins ago. 5 messages received and all are a bingo from this thread

Bet mine wasn't in your inbox

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wauup2

Wow

Nice profile

Meet now?

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

(some banal message) followed by

Fake!

U ugly

Y u no like me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Even though I have nothing on my profile that states this I get messages from men that say:

Meet

Meet now

I mean does that actually work?!

Does a straight man go, well alright you’ve taken the time to write four letters in a message, I’ll change my sexuality for you!

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By *iss.ddWoman
over a year ago

Leeds + Newcastle

Hi D.

- I'm like mate is it really too hard to add the extra ee on to that to get my name right

Wuu2

Not even taking the time to type the whole thing out.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 16/12/18 08:28:25]

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hi D.

- I'm like mate is it really too hard to add the extra ee on to that to get my name right

Wuu2

Not even taking the time to type the whole thing out."

They expect maximum results for minimum effort.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Discreet gloryhole available...

You’re fit....want to fuck a guy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I tick all your boxes! We need to meet. Now!

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By *iss.ddWoman
over a year ago

Leeds + Newcastle

I've started calling everyone Walter that gets my name wrong. They're quick enough to correct me!

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Meh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Meet now

I wanna destroy you

How many tats you got

Mmmmmmmm

Hey

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By *carlet_heavenWoman
over a year ago

somewhere in the sticks

"Hi D.

- I'm like mate is it really too hard to add the extra ee on to that to get my name right

Wuu2

Not even taking the time to type the whole thing out.

They expect maximum results for minimum effort."

I blame Liberalism!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey babe, ever heard of a glory hole?

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By *ablo minibar123Woman
over a year ago

Hi,

Hello,

Wruup2?

Oddly enough I'm chatting on fab

I think guys like to assume the ladies all chat naked whilst fingering themselves, I personally don't want to get my keyboard sticky.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi babe wanna see me cum on cam...

Lets fuck tonight

How big are they/ are they real

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Here’s a poem for you, Mr Impala:

Tame, Tame, what a shame

He’s so lame

At the game

It ain’t the same

In the main

See what I did? Rhymed loads of words. That’s poems that is.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi sexy. Why are you up so late? You must be horny! I can come over now!

No, I'm playing I spy

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"I tick all your boxes! We need to meet. Now! "

Or, you're my perfect woman we need to meet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I tick all your boxes! We need to meet. Now!

Or, you're my perfect woman we need to meet. "

Perfection on fab? Course we are

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Want a discreet blow job?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put kilt on

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By *eah BabyCouple
over a year ago

Cheshire, Windermere ,Cumbria

How’s u

Fancy meeting a young guy

Meet now

How’s Fab treating you

Can I buy your pants

Can I see a face pic

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Here’s a poem for you, Mr Impala:

Tame, Tame, what a shame

He’s so lame

At the game

It ain’t the same

In the main

See what I did? Rhymed loads of words. That’s poems that is. "

Brighton Steve used to be bi

He used to PM about my dick size

Now that he’s straight

he thinks life will be great

But now he’s just slightly duller

Not all poems rhyme all the way through.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hey babe, ever heard of a glory hole?"

I always reply to that ;

‘No, but do you know what is glorious, friendship!’

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"hi"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hey babe, ever heard of a glory hole?

I always reply to that ;

‘No, but do you know what is glorious, friendship!’"

But I do know what glory hole is. And no, I'm not interested in it either.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You OK

What are you here for

You free now

Wanna cum in your ass

Are you a real witch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"hi

WUU2?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Messages with no questions. Just a description of irrelevant details

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've started calling everyone Walter that gets my name wrong. They're quick enough to correct me! "

I call them Dave, and don't stop when they correct me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Messages with no questions. Just a description of irrelevant details "

This

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've started calling everyone Walter that gets my name wrong. They're quick enough to correct me!

I call them Dave, and don't stop when they correct me."

Trigger, I'm not Dave

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've started calling everyone Walter that gets my name wrong. They're quick enough to correct me!

I call them Dave, and don't stop when they correct me.

Trigger, I'm not Dave"

Sorry Dave.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Permission to steal that ? That sounds like good fun

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"I tick all your boxes! We need to meet. Now!

Or, you're my perfect woman we need to meet.

Perfection on fab? Course we are

Haha! It's more like, OK so I suit you. Do you in any way suit me? I have no idea!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Messages with no questions. Just a description of irrelevant details "

The 8 paragraph long sex fantasy that is boring from the first paragraph.

Probably a paste job.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Messages with no questions. Just a description of irrelevant details "

"I'm a XX straight guy from City, professional, hygienic, GSOH, Y inch cock, love (sexual interests)."

... And?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My favourite recently...”I want to sex you to death”

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By *hesexpeopleCouple
over a year ago

s wales

We seem to be getting a lot of messages saying you are stunning or along similar wording. My husband is starting to get a really big head opening this mail

I always think how on earth can you tell? I have no face pics lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had this one yesterday: "Are they real or you had a boob job?"

I didn't think my pictures suggest I had my breasts enhanced. Do they?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi,

Hello,

Wruup2?

Oddly enough I'm chatting on fab

I think guys like to assume the ladies all chat naked whilst fingering themselves, I personally don't want to get my keyboard sticky."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Had this one yesterday: "Are they real or you had a boob job?"

I didn't think my pictures suggest I had my breasts enhanced. Do they?

Erm, no. Not that I looked at your boobs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fancy a chat? Usually from a blank profile.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Had this one yesterday: "Are they real or you had a boob job?"

I didn't think my pictures suggest I had my breasts enhanced. Do they?

Erm, no. Not that I looked at your boobs

Thank you. I then asked him if they looked like I needed a boob job? He replied "Not at all, I'm just trying to make a conversation. It's just I bought a boob job to my 2 girlfriends in the past lol"

Err.. what do you say to that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Had this one yesterday: "Are they real or you had a boob job?"

I didn't think my pictures suggest I had my breasts enhanced. Do they?

Erm, no. Not that I looked at your boobs

Thank you. I then asked him if they looked like I needed a boob job? He replied "Not at all, I'm just trying to make a conversation. It's just I bought a boob job to my 2 girlfriends in the past lol"

Err.. what do you say to that?

Ask him for the money so you can get one too? Then split the cash 50/50 with me

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By *essandpatCouple
over a year ago

chester

What you wearing,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Had this one yesterday: "Are they real or you had a boob job?"

I didn't think my pictures suggest I had my breasts enhanced. Do they?

Erm, no. Not that I looked at your boobs

Thank you. I then asked him if they looked like I needed a boob job? He replied "Not at all, I'm just trying to make a conversation. It's just I bought a boob job to my 2 girlfriends in the past lol"

Err.. what do you say to that?

Ask him for the money so you can get one too? Then split the cash 50/50 with me

Can I have his contact details

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“Hi, Tom... any chance you can get those drawings over to me first thing tomorrow?”, “just we’ve been asking for over a week now and it really is urgent”...

Work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"“Hi, Tom... any chance you can get those drawings over to me first thing tomorrow?”, “just we’ve been asking for over a week now and it really is urgent”...

Work

Block and move on. You don't need that negativity in your life.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Had this one yesterday: "Are they real or you had a boob job?"

I didn't think my pictures suggest I had my breasts enhanced. Do they?

Erm, no. Not that I looked at your boobs

Thank you. I then asked him if they looked like I needed a boob job? He replied "Not at all, I'm just trying to make a conversation. It's just I bought a boob job to my 2 girlfriends in the past lol"

Err.. what do you say to that?

Ask him for the money so you can get one too? Then split the cash 50/50 with me

Can I have his contact details

"
I'll see what I can do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Had this one yesterday: "Are they real or you had a boob job?"

I didn't think my pictures suggest I had my breasts enhanced. Do they?

Erm, no. Not that I looked at your boobs

Thank you. I then asked him if they looked like I needed a boob job? He replied "Not at all, I'm just trying to make a conversation. It's just I bought a boob job to my 2 girlfriends in the past lol"

Err.. what do you say to that?

Ask him for the money so you can get one too? Then split the cash 50/50 with me

Guess I could do that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Had this one yesterday: "Are they real or you had a boob job?"

I didn't think my pictures suggest I had my breasts enhanced. Do they?

Erm, no. Not that I looked at your boobs

Thank you. I then asked him if they looked like I needed a boob job? He replied "Not at all, I'm just trying to make a conversation. It's just I bought a boob job to my 2 girlfriends in the past lol"

Err.. what do you say to that?

Ask him for the money so you can get one too? Then split the cash 50/50 with me

Guess I could do that

What does a boob job cost these days?

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By *eah BabyCouple
over a year ago

Cheshire, Windermere ,Cumbria

Oh and the copy and paste message of hope you will help me out with a fantasy I have

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Had this one yesterday: "Are they real or you had a boob job?"

I didn't think my pictures suggest I had my breasts enhanced. Do they?

Erm, no. Not that I looked at your boobs

Thank you. I then asked him if they looked like I needed a boob job? He replied "Not at all, I'm just trying to make a conversation. It's just I bought a boob job to my 2 girlfriends in the past lol"

Err.. what do you say to that?

Ask him for the money so you can get one too? Then split the cash 50/50 with me

Guess I could do that

What does a boob job cost these days?"

No idea. Never needed it so never searched for this info

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Had this one yesterday: "Are they real or you had a boob job?"

I didn't think my pictures suggest I had my breasts enhanced. Do they?

Erm, no. Not that I looked at your boobs

Thank you. I then asked him if they looked like I needed a boob job? He replied "Not at all, I'm just trying to make a conversation. It's just I bought a boob job to my 2 girlfriends in the past lol"

Err.. what do you say to that?

Ask him for the money so you can get one too? Then split the cash 50/50 with me

Guess I could do that

What does a boob job cost these days?

No idea. Never needed it so never searched for this info

So how much are we going to ask this chap for then? I'm guessing it's more than a fiver.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Here’s a poem for you, Mr Impala:

Tame, Tame, what a shame

He’s so lame

At the game

It ain’t the same

In the main

See what I did? Rhymed loads of words. That’s poems that is.

Brighton Steve used to be bi

He used to PM about my dick size

Now that he’s straight

he thinks life will be great

But now he’s just slightly duller

Not all poems rhyme all the way through.

Slightly duller

Balls fuller

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My favourite recently...”I want to sex you to death”

I would have laughed at that and replied.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How many have had the you make my girlfriend look shit messages?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I try hard but to write dumb boring messages. Sometimes I am literally dumb struck with awe at the Beauty of the ladies and the filth they get up to!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How many have had the you make my girlfriend look shit messages?"

I had it a few months ago.

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By *estofbothCouple
over a year ago

Cardiff

Got an inbox full of them this morning, not even sure how to reply.

Hi Guys

Sexy

Good morning

Do you want to play with us (no profile pics or text)

Hey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How many have had the you make my girlfriend look shit messages?"
all the time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How much does a boob job cost these days?

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"How many have had the you make my girlfriend look shit messages?"

Yes, every few weeks or so.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"How many have had the you make my girlfriend look shit messages?"

Not often, but that's so charming and respectful, I'll be right there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How much does a boob job cost these days?

This isn't Google

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How much does a boob job cost these days?

This isn't Google

I'm asking for you! Surely some fab ladies on here could give us an accurate answer?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How much does a boob job cost these days?

This isn't Google

I'm asking for you! Surely some fab ladies on here could give us an accurate answer?"

Ohhhhhh, good point. I'll let you off

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By *j251Man
over a year ago

Coventry

Did you vote for Brexit

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By *an_LexaCouple
over a year ago

Sunderland

“Wanna come fuck in my office”

I tend to find the response

“Wanna pay me?”

Stops that line of enquiry pretty sharpish

Until the next week when he obviously forgot and tried again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What games u play? (Followed by exactly zero interest when I mention a game)

Got a face pic?

Are my most common, if I wanted to share face pics with everyone I'd have one on my profile wouldn't I

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wow!

You're stunning (Oh well really? Considering I might have a face from crime watch!)

I have a hotel in XYZ tonight

Meet now

Want to see me suck my own cock?

I'm planning a surprise threesomw for my boyfriend for his birthday and I think you'd be the perfect addition.

And the best...

So what makes You a nightmare then.

^oh wouldn't you like to know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wow!

You're stunning (Oh well really? Considering I might have a face from crime watch!)

I have a hotel in XYZ tonight

Meet now

Want to see me suck my own cock?

I'm planning a surprise threesomw for my boyfriend for his birthday and I think you'd be the perfect addition.

And the best...

So what makes You a nightmare then.

^oh wouldn't you like to know

"
go on suck your own cock i double dare ya

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nice profile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My best ever:

"Are you a racist, love?"

Priceless

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wow!

You're stunning (Oh well really? Considering I might have a face from crime watch!)

I have a hotel in XYZ tonight

Meet now

Want to see me suck my own cock?

I'm planning a surprise threesomw for my boyfriend for his birthday and I think you'd be the perfect addition.

And the best...

So what makes You a nightmare then.

^oh wouldn't you like to know

go on suck your own cock i double dare ya"

Whats even better is his profile pic was him sucking his own cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi

What games u play? (Followed by exactly zero interest when I mention a game)

Got a face pic?

Are my most common, if I wanted to share face pics with everyone I'd have one on my profile wouldn't I

what games do you play?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whats even better is his profile pic was him sucking his own cock

Ok, I hate to admit it but that's impressive

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By *hatYorkLadMan
over a year ago

York

I occasionally get a "Hi" from blank profiles, then when I've replied they disappear.

When I first joined and before I realised I could block all men I got loads of "meet now", "fancy a suck mate" and "shame u dnt like cock mate" messages

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whats even better is his profile pic was him sucking his own cock

Ok, I hate to admit it but that's impressive

Please tell me you refer to them as joysticks!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whats even better is his profile pic was him sucking his own cock

Ok, I hate to admit it but that's impressive

Please tell me you refer to them as joysticks!

I doubt anyone wants me doing to their cock what I do to a controller!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whats even better is his profile pic was him sucking his own cock

Ok, I hate to admit it but that's impressive

Please tell me you refer to them as joysticks!

I doubt anyone wants me doing to their cock what I do to a controller!

I'm not sure I want to know now, but please expand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wow!

You're stunning (Oh well really? Considering I might have a face from crime watch!)

I have a hotel in XYZ tonight

Meet now

Want to see me suck my own cock?

I'm planning a surprise threesomw for my boyfriend for his birthday and I think you'd be the perfect addition.

And the best...

So what makes You a nightmare then.

^oh wouldn't you like to know

go on suck your own cock i double dare ya

Whats even better is his profile pic was him sucking his own cock

"
wow just wow did he have a waggy tail and covered in furr and wear a collor

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"My best ever:

"Are you a racist, love?"

Priceless

I've had that!

Or, as a first message, a long rant about how the women of Fab are racist for not meeting him. Nothing about me in particular.

I actually have nothing against anyone of that (or any) race, but unhinged isn't attractive.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Wots a swing dress? Is it short? I'll fuck u in the pub in it

Ur dress is 2 long, its a sex site luv.

I'll rip off ur stupid dress and u can suck (or worse) on my cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What is wrong with you people.

We're all strangers on this website and striking a conversation with some you don't know is difficult. Small talk can be a good way to break the ice that can lead in a more real conversation.

Are all of you people who bitch about it great conversation starters

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Is this big enough for you? (cock shots)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you don't like what they say, have a laugh and joke about it and alter the chat or move on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wow!

You're stunning (Oh well really? Considering I might have a face from crime watch!)

I have a hotel in XYZ tonight

Meet now

Want to see me suck my own cock?

I'm planning a surprise threesomw for my boyfriend for his birthday and I think you'd be the perfect addition.

And the best...

So what makes You a nightmare then.

^oh wouldn't you like to know

go on suck your own cock i double dare ya

Whats even better is his profile pic was him sucking his own cock

wow just wow did he have a waggy tail and covered in furr and wear a collor"

Nope but in all fairness if he was wearing a collar id probably be more interested

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is this big enough for you? (cock shots) "

Do you reply, ‘Yes, you’re a big enough cock!’

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"What is wrong with you people.

We're all strangers on this website and striking a conversation with some you don't know is difficult. Small talk can be a good way to break the ice that can lead in a more real conversation.

Are all of you people who bitch about it great conversation starters"

I make a lot more effort and try to find something in common with the person that might be of interest.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Is this big enough for you? (cock shots)

Do you reply, ‘Yes, you’re a big enough cock!’"

I'll keep that in mind for next time!

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By *erby DomCouple
over a year ago

Ashbourne(ish) and Chesterfield(ish)

Meet now?

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By *olden RatioWoman
over a year ago

Buckinghamshire

Hey

Mmmmm

You free now?

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Omg, this is a sex site, no one's going to read War and Piece (sic) to fuck you!

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By *eorge JetsonMan
over a year ago

Middlesbrough

"The best conversations go like this: Hi

Hello, thanks for messaging

How r u

We are lovely thank you, how are you?

Gdgd

Ok.... ?

(2 or 3 days go by)

Oh, hello again!

How r u

Yes, we are still lovely, how are you?

I wanna meet 2nite

No thank you, we are not meeting at the moment... Hope you find somebody willing though.

(2 days later)

Hi,...,.

*Yawn

But with a cup of such high quality and sexual attraction is it any wonder that men are unable to stay away.

If you can't handle that level of interest you should consider changing your cup, for maybe a slightly chipped glass? Or a side plate??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Free now (at 3am)

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan
over a year ago

"What is wrong with you people.

We're all strangers on this website and striking a conversation with some you don't know is difficult. Small talk can be a good way to break the ice that can lead in a more real conversation.

Are all of you people who bitch about it great conversation starters"

I can understand it when Women receive them and can't be bothered to reply with the amount of messages they receive but personally speaking I don't get many messages so it doesn't really bother me, I just have a look at their profile and take it from there

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"What is wrong with you people.

We're all strangers on this website and striking a conversation with some you don't know is difficult. Small talk can be a good way to break the ice that can lead in a more real conversation.

Are all of you people who bitch about it great conversation starters

Yeah, if it were five a day I'd be fine with the boring (not rude, demanding, or abusive) ones. It's an awful lot more than that.

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

The pick of this mornings messages :

Do you want some loving x

Fancy a quick rimming?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Messages? what are they

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

At the moment my status is attracting the banal.

A good girl is one who does as she's told, expects nothing, and gives everything, and lets her man do whatever he wants. (mash up of several messages I've had)

I'm clearly very, very naughty, then, and I tell them so.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Messages? what are they"

I heard someone mention them once, so I thought I’d pretend I get some.

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