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By *phrodite OP   Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

please supply CV and credentials here....;-)

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

What's the pay like?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me Me Me Me Me

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By *phrodite OP   Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"What's the pay like?"

Pay will be linked to performance...Granny, You out of all peeps should know that...

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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Quiet, shy and retiring and wouldn't say boo to a goose.

Plus I have enough info on certain people that they wouldn't want disclosing if they disagree

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By *phrodite OP   Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"Me Me Me Me Me "
Now, now, now... please supply the appropriate credentials; shouting Me Me Me and displaying an admittedly wonderful pair of boobs is not enough on this occasion

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Quiet, shy and retiring and wouldn't say boo to a goose.

Plus I have enough info on certain people that they wouldn't want disclosing if they disagree "

Oi you pinched my words

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By *phrodite OP   Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"Quiet, shy and retiring and wouldn't say boo to a goose.

Plus I have enough info on certain people that they wouldn't want disclosing if they disagree "

Some might call this errr..... blackmail?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"What's the pay like?

Pay will be linked to performance...Granny, You out of all peeps should know that..."

I can stand still for hours resembling a table lamp

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By *phrodite OP   Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"What's the pay like?

Pay will be linked to performance...Granny, You out of all peeps should know that...

I can stand still for hours resembling a table lamp "

yeah, but we all know there s a genie inside ...

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By *empnbunkCouple
over a year ago

south coast

WALLFLOWER :Usually refer to people who are shy and fade in the background , that none really knows or pays any attention to

that would be me then

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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"Quiet, shy and retiring and wouldn't say boo to a goose.

Plus I have enough info on certain people that they wouldn't want disclosing if they disagree

Some might call this errr..... blackmail? "

Only if one has something to hide

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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"Quiet, shy and retiring and wouldn't say boo to a goose.

Plus I have enough info on certain people that they wouldn't want disclosing if they disagree

Oi you pinched my words "

As if you have

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By *phrodite OP   Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"WALLFLOWER :Usually refer to people who are shy and fade in the background , that none really knows or pays any attention to

that would be me then "

Dont think so with a sexy butt like that....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Me Me Me Me Me Now, now, now... please supply the appropriate credentials; shouting Me Me Me and displaying an admittedly wonderful pair of boobs is not enough on this occasion"

Awwww shucks Well all I got to say is ask them that went to Christmas social they will all agree on how quiet and shy I am how I dont drink and was far too scared to eat any chocolate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Me Me Me Me Me "

Who said that ?

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By *phrodite OP   Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"Quiet, shy and retiring and wouldn't say boo to a goose.

Plus I have enough info on certain people that they wouldn't want disclosing if they disagree

Some might call this errr..... blackmail?

Only if one has something to hide"

Who has let you out this evening ?;-)

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By *phrodite OP   Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"Me Me Me Me Me

Who said that ? "

She shouted!!!

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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"Quiet, shy and retiring and wouldn't say boo to a goose.

Plus I have enough info on certain people that they wouldn't want disclosing if they disagree

Some might call this errr..... blackmail?

Only if one has something to hideWho has let you out this evening ?;-)"

I have permission and a glass of red

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn


"Me Me Me Me Me Now, now, now... please supply the appropriate credentials; shouting Me Me Me and displaying an admittedly wonderful pair of boobs is not enough on this occasion

Awwww shucks Well all I got to say is ask them that went to Christmas social they will all agree on how quiet and shy I am how I dont drink and was far too scared to eat any chocolate "

Hahahahahaa pmsl

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire


"Me Me Me Me Me Now, now, now... please supply the appropriate credentials; shouting Me Me Me and displaying an admittedly wonderful pair of boobs is not enough on this occasion"

oh, i dont know...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Me Me Me Me Me

Who said that ? She shouted!!!"

Ok... Who Shouted that..?

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By *phrodite OP   Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"Me Me Me Me Me Now, now, now... please supply the appropriate credentials; shouting Me Me Me and displaying an admittedly wonderful pair of boobs is not enough on this occasion

Awwww shucks Well all I got to say is ask them that went to Christmas social they will all agree on how quiet and shy I am how I dont drink and was far too scared to eat any chocolate

Hahahahahaa pmsl "

Clearly you would be the co-interviewer for the post as you have insider knowledge of the applicant!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Me Me Me Me Me

Who said that ? "

twas ME

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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"Me Me Me Me Me Now, now, now... please supply the appropriate credentials; shouting Me Me Me and displaying an admittedly wonderful pair of boobs is not enough on this occasion

Awwww shucks Well all I got to say is ask them that went to Christmas social they will all agree on how quiet and shy I am how I dont drink and was far too scared to eat any chocolate

Hahahahahaa pmsl "

See I knew I was right

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By *phrodite OP   Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"Me Me Me Me Me Now, now, now... please supply the appropriate credentials; shouting Me Me Me and displaying an admittedly wonderful pair of boobs is not enough on this occasion

oh, i dont know... "

You re supposed to be impartial...lol

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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So up to now just me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Me Me Me Me Me Now, now, now... please supply the appropriate credentials; shouting Me Me Me and displaying an admittedly wonderful pair of boobs is not enough on this occasion

Awwww shucks Well all I got to say is ask them that went to Christmas social they will all agree on how quiet and shy I am how I dont drink and was far too scared to eat any chocolate

Hahahahahaa pmsl Clearly you would be the co-interviewer for the post as you have insider knowledge of the applicant!!"

Never met her before in my life

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By *phrodite OP   Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"So up to now just me "
Omg if that is the case, we are doomed. The world and this interview would deteriorate into mayhem, sex and drink orgies...;-)

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire


"Me Me Me Me Me Now, now, now... please supply the appropriate credentials; shouting Me Me Me and displaying an admittedly wonderful pair of boobs is not enough on this occasion

oh, i dont know... You re supposed to be impartial...lol"

your fault...

you diverted my attention from the application to the applicant..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Me Me Me Me Me Now, now, now... please supply the appropriate credentials; shouting Me Me Me and displaying an admittedly wonderful pair of boobs is not enough on this occasion

oh, i dont know... "

Now you only gone and made me blush

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Me Me Me Me Me

Who said that ?

twas ME "

Are you the left handed Honeysuckle ?

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire


"So up to now just me Omg if that is the case, we are doomed. The world and this interview would deteriorate into mayhem, sex and drink orgies...;-)"

any chance of job sharing..

lovely dress code..

and lunch break would be yeeha..

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By *phrodite OP   Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"Me Me Me Me Me Now, now, now... please supply the appropriate credentials; shouting Me Me Me and displaying an admittedly wonderful pair of boobs is not enough on this occasion

Awwww shucks Well all I got to say is ask them that went to Christmas social they will all agree on how quiet and shy I am how I dont drink and was far too scared to eat any chocolate

Hahahahahaa pmsl Clearly you would be the co-interviewer for the post as you have insider knowledge of the applicant!!

Never met her before in my life "

Clearly there is some perversion of justice going on here rigth under my very eyes... I need an objective, detached co-interviewer. Think Countantrim has decided to vote for the vodka, Petillante seems to be in a parallel universe of red wine delusion..... and Eurotongue does not know whether he is coming or going...Granny? well.....what can we say... (without the risk of repercussion)

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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"So up to now just me Omg if that is the case, we are doomed. The world and this interview would deteriorate into mayhem, sex and drink orgies...;-)"

I don't know what you mean, I have no knowledge of house parties, where certain events took place.

I have told you I am a wallflower. AREN'T I

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire


"Me Me Me Me Me Now, now, now... please supply the appropriate credentials; shouting Me Me Me and displaying an admittedly wonderful pair of boobs is not enough on this occasion

oh, i dont know...

Now you only gone and made me blush "

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By *phrodite OP   Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"So up to now just me Omg if that is the case, we are doomed. The world and this interview would deteriorate into mayhem, sex and drink orgies...;-)

any chance of job sharing..

lovely dress code..

and lunch break would be yeeha.. "

#And surreysensual is thinking off food, boobs and fun ... instead of focussing on tehejob...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Me Me Me Me Me Now, now, now... please supply the appropriate credentials; shouting Me Me Me and displaying an admittedly wonderful pair of boobs is not enough on this occasion

Awwww shucks Well all I got to say is ask them that went to Christmas social they will all agree on how quiet and shy I am how I dont drink and was far too scared to eat any chocolate

Hahahahahaa pmsl Clearly you would be the co-interviewer for the post as you have insider knowledge of the applicant!!

Never met her before in my life Clearly there is some perversion of justice going on here rigth under my very eyes... I need an objective, detached co-interviewer. Think Countantrim has decided to vote for the vodka, Petillante seems to be in a parallel universe of red wine delusion..... and Eurotongue does not know whether he is coming or going...Granny? well.....what can we say... (without the risk of repercussion) "

what about _empnbunk then I could have a quick feel of his bum

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By *phrodite OP   Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"So up to now just me Omg if that is the case, we are doomed. The world and this interview would deteriorate into mayhem, sex and drink orgies...;-)

I don't know what you mean, I have no knowledge of house parties, where certain events took place.

I have told you I am a wallflower. AREN'T I"

If lightning were to strike right now for blasphemy... you d be struck

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By *phrodite OP   Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"Me Me Me Me Me Now, now, now... please supply the appropriate credentials; shouting Me Me Me and displaying an admittedly wonderful pair of boobs is not enough on this occasion

Awwww shucks Well all I got to say is ask them that went to Christmas social they will all agree on how quiet and shy I am how I dont drink and was far too scared to eat any chocolate

Hahahahahaa pmsl Clearly you would be the co-interviewer for the post as you have insider knowledge of the applicant!!

Never met her before in my life Clearly there is some perversion of justice going on here rigth under my very eyes... I need an objective, detached co-interviewer. Think Countantrim has decided to vote for the vodka, Petillante seems to be in a parallel universe of red wine delusion..... and Eurotongue does not know whether he is coming or going...Granny? well.....what can we say... (without the risk of repercussion)

what about _empnbunk then I could have a quick feel of his bum "

I have to interview him first, check his credentials...

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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"So up to now just me Omg if that is the case, we are doomed. The world and this interview would deteriorate into mayhem, sex and drink orgies...;-)

I don't know what you mean, I have no knowledge of house parties, where certain events took place.

I have told you I am a wallflower. AREN'T IIf lightning were to strike right now for blasphemy... you d be struck "

Oh sorry you said struck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Me Me Me Me Me

Who said that ?

twas ME

Are you the left handed Honeysuckle ?"

Yes

pssst anyone tell me what a left handed Honeysuckle is

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire


"So up to now just me Omg if that is the case, we are doomed. The world and this interview would deteriorate into mayhem, sex and drink orgies...;-)

any chance of job sharing..

lovely dress code..

and lunch break would be yeeha.. #And surreysensual is thinking off food, boobs and fun ... instead of focussing on tehejob..."

sod the food lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Me Me Me Me Me Now, now, now... please supply the appropriate credentials; shouting Me Me Me and displaying an admittedly wonderful pair of boobs is not enough on this occasion

Awwww shucks Well all I got to say is ask them that went to Christmas social they will all agree on how quiet and shy I am how I dont drink and was far too scared to eat any chocolate

Hahahahahaa pmsl Clearly you would be the co-interviewer for the post as you have insider knowledge of the applicant!!

Never met her before in my life Clearly there is some perversion of justice going on here rigth under my very eyes... I need an objective, detached co-interviewer. Think Countantrim has decided to vote for the vodka, Petillante seems to be in a parallel universe of red wine delusion..... and Eurotongue does not know whether he is coming or going...Granny? well.....what can we say... (without the risk of repercussion)

what about _empnbunk then I could have a quick feel of his bum I have to interview him first, check his credentials..."

He has 2 cheeks I could help

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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"Me Me Me Me Me

Who said that ?

twas ME

Are you the left handed Honeysuckle ?

Yes

pssst anyone tell me what a left handed Honeysuckle is "

The opposite to a right handed Honeysuckle

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire


"Me Me Me Me Me

Who said that ?

twas ME

Are you the left handed Honeysuckle ?

Yes

pssst anyone tell me what a left handed Honeysuckle is "

its a bit like a ladies clematis i believe...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Me Me Me Me Me

Who said that ?

twas ME

Are you the left handed Honeysuckle ?

Yes

pssst anyone tell me what a left handed Honeysuckle is

The opposite to a right handed Honeysuckle"

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By *empnbunkCouple
over a year ago

south coast

Awaiting my interview date

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Me Me Me Me Me

Who said that ?

twas ME

Are you the left handed Honeysuckle ?

Yes

pssst anyone tell me what a left handed Honeysuckle is "

Shes the unfortunate paramour of the right handed Bind...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Me Me Me Me Me

Who said that ?

twas ME

Are you the left handed Honeysuckle ?

Yes

pssst anyone tell me what a left handed Honeysuckle is

its a bit like a ladies clematis i believe..."

Oh now you just talking gobbledegook , strops off in a huff never get a blooming answer to a serious question on here

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By *phrodite OP   Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"Me Me Me Me Me

Who said that ?

twas ME

Are you the left handed Honeysuckle ?

Yes

pssst anyone tell me what a left handed Honeysuckle is

Shes the unfortunate paramour of the right handed Bind..."

You clearly have insider knowledge pmsl...

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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"Me Me Me Me Me

Who said that ?

twas ME

Are you the left handed Honeysuckle ?

Yes

pssst anyone tell me what a left handed Honeysuckle is

its a bit like a ladies clematis i believe...

Oh now you just talking gobbledegook , strops off in a huff never get a blooming answer to a serious question on here "

Blooming, very funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Awaiting my interview date "

How long from glasgow to basildon

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By *phrodite OP   Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"Awaiting my interview date

How long from glasgow to basildon "

More importantly... in _empnbunk's case... how many stop overs...;-)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Me Me Me Me Me

Who said that ?

twas ME

Are you the left handed Honeysuckle ?

Yes

pssst anyone tell me what a left handed Honeysuckle is

its a bit like a ladies clematis i believe...

Oh now you just talking gobbledegook , strops off in a huff never get a blooming answer to a serious question on here

Blooming, very funny"

I never even thought of that till you said it

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By *phrodite OP   Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"Me Me Me Me Me

Who said that ?

twas ME

Are you the left handed Honeysuckle ?

Yes

pssst anyone tell me what a left handed Honeysuckle is

its a bit like a ladies clematis i believe...

Oh now you just talking gobbledegook , strops off in a huff never get a blooming answer to a serious question on here

Blooming, very funny

I never even thought of that till you said it "

Dont pretend your innocence, lady ....

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire


"Me Me Me Me Me

Who said that ?

twas ME

Are you the left handed Honeysuckle ?

Yes

pssst anyone tell me what a left handed Honeysuckle is

its a bit like a ladies clematis i believe...

Oh now you just talking gobbledegook , strops off in a huff never get a blooming answer to a serious question on here "

on the forum....perish the thought ..

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By *empnbunkCouple
over a year ago

south coast

Fires up the shag nav I mean sat nav lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Me Me Me Me Me

Who said that ?

twas ME

Are you the left handed Honeysuckle ?

Yes

pssst anyone tell me what a left handed Honeysuckle is

Shes the unfortunate paramour of the right handed Bind..."

You are really out to confuddle this poor little wall flower arnt you

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By *phrodite OP   Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"Me Me Me Me Me

Who said that ?

twas ME

Are you the left handed Honeysuckle ?

Yes

pssst anyone tell me what a left handed Honeysuckle is

Shes the unfortunate paramour of the right handed Bind...

You are really out to confuddle this poor little wall flower arnt you "

You so seriously need a formal.....INTERVIEW that is...

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire


"Me Me Me Me Me

Who said that ?

twas ME

Are you the left handed Honeysuckle ?

Yes

pssst anyone tell me what a left handed Honeysuckle is

Shes the unfortunate paramour of the right handed Bind...

You are really out to confuddle this poor little wall flower arnt you You so seriously need a formal.....INTERVIEW that is..."

indeedy doody...

take a letter miss jones..

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By *phrodite OP   Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"Me Me Me Me Me

Who said that ?

twas ME

Are you the left handed Honeysuckle ?

Yes

pssst anyone tell me what a left handed Honeysuckle is

Shes the unfortunate paramour of the right handed Bind...

You are really out to confuddle this poor little wall flower arnt you You so seriously need a formal.....INTERVIEW that is...

indeedy doody...

take a letter miss jones.."

Well, perhpas if you could take your eyes of her boobs for a moment or two you could be eligible to be the co-interviewer?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Me Me Me Me Me

Who said that ?

twas ME

Are you the left handed Honeysuckle ?

Yes

pssst anyone tell me what a left handed Honeysuckle is

its a bit like a ladies clematis i believe...

Oh now you just talking gobbledegook , strops off in a huff never get a blooming answer to a serious question on here

Blooming, very funny

I never even thought of that till you said it Dont pretend your innocence, lady ...."

I is

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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I notice that Mrs A is conspicuous by her absence

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*whispers* I'm a shy retiring wallflower type. Fully qualified to do grouting and pointing as I have such an empathic relationship with a wall.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Me Me Me Me Me

Who said that ?

twas ME

Are you the left handed Honeysuckle ?

Yes

pssst anyone tell me what a left handed Honeysuckle is

Shes the unfortunate paramour of the right handed Bind...

You are really out to confuddle this poor little wall flower arnt you "

Theres mortar you than meets the eye...

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By *phrodite OP   Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"*whispers* I'm a shy retiring wallflower type. Fully qualified to do grouting and pointing as I have such an empathic relationship with a wall. "
Should that possibly read "groaning and loining" ?

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By *empnbunkCouple
over a year ago

south coast


"*whispers* I'm a shy retiring wallflower type. Fully qualified to do grouting and pointing as I have such an empathic relationship with a wall. "

Hahahaha i'll crack the jokes laine lmao shy retiring wallflower hahaha

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By *phrodite OP   Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"Me Me Me Me Me

Who said that ?

twas ME

Are you the left handed Honeysuckle ?

Yes

pssst anyone tell me what a left handed Honeysuckle is

Shes the unfortunate paramour of the right handed Bind...

You are really out to confuddle this poor little wall flower arnt you

Theres mortar you than meets the eye..."

She is already immortal...;-)

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire


"Me Me Me Me Me

Who said that ?

twas ME

Are you the left handed Honeysuckle ?

Yes

pssst anyone tell me what a left handed Honeysuckle is

Shes the unfortunate paramour of the right handed Bind...

You are really out to confuddle this poor little wall flower arnt you You so seriously need a formal.....INTERVIEW that is...

indeedy doody...

take a letter miss jones..Well, perhpas if you could take your eyes of her boobs for a moment or two you could be eligible to be the co-interviewer?"

absolutely..

as long as you dont conduct the interview with your heel caught in your ahem... unmentionables..

broke 3 pencils allready..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Me Me Me Me Me

Who said that ?

twas ME

Are you the left handed Honeysuckle ?

Yes

pssst anyone tell me what a left handed Honeysuckle is

Shes the unfortunate paramour of the right handed Bind...

You are really out to confuddle this poor little wall flower arnt you You so seriously need a formal.....INTERVIEW that is...

indeedy doody...

take a letter miss jones..Well, perhpas if you could take your eyes of her boobs for a moment or two you could be eligible to be the co-interviewer?"

Hey I have just realised you will be giving all the guys interviews before you interview me , a cunning plan to get your hands on all the me first me thinks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Me Me Me Me Me

Who said that ?

twas ME

Are you the left handed Honeysuckle ?

Yes

pssst anyone tell me what a left handed Honeysuckle is

Shes the unfortunate paramour of the right handed Bind...

You are really out to confuddle this poor little wall flower arnt you You so seriously need a formal.....INTERVIEW that is...

indeedy doody...

take a letter miss jones..Well, perhpas if you could take your eyes of her boobs for a moment or two you could be eligible to be the co-interviewer?

Hey I have just realised you will be giving all the guys interviews before you interview me , a cunning plan to get your hands on all the me first me thinks "

men

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By *phrodite OP   Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"Me Me Me Me Me

Who said that ?

twas ME

Are you the left handed Honeysuckle ?

Yes

pssst anyone tell me what a left handed Honeysuckle is

Shes the unfortunate paramour of the right handed Bind...

You are really out to confuddle this poor little wall flower arnt you You so seriously need a formal.....INTERVIEW that is...

indeedy doody...

take a letter miss jones..Well, perhpas if you could take your eyes of her boobs for a moment or two you could be eligible to be the co-interviewer?

absolutely..

as long as you dont conduct the interview with your heel caught in your ahem... unmentionables..

broke 3 pencils allready.. "

Let me look after your pencil...;-)

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over a year ago


"*whispers* I'm a shy retiring wallflower type. Fully qualified to do grouting and pointing as I have such an empathic relationship with a wall.

Hahahaha i'll crack the jokes laine lmao shy retiring wallflower hahaha "

You of all people should know how quiet and unassuming I am Bunky, you've met me and seen how I only drink milk and do needlepoint.

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By *phrodite OP   Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"Me Me Me Me Me

Who said that ?

twas ME

Are you the left handed Honeysuckle ?

Yes

pssst anyone tell me what a left handed Honeysuckle is

Shes the unfortunate paramour of the right handed Bind...

You are really out to confuddle this poor little wall flower arnt you You so seriously need a formal.....INTERVIEW that is...

indeedy doody...

take a letter miss jones..Well, perhpas if you could take your eyes of her boobs for a moment or two you could be eligible to be the co-interviewer?

Hey I have just realised you will be giving all the guys interviews before you interview me , a cunning plan to get your hands on all the me first me thinks "

Just doing quality check so you get the very best

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I notice that Mrs A is conspicuous by her absence"

probably fallen into her voddy

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire


"Me Me Me Me Me

Who said that ?

twas ME

Are you the left handed Honeysuckle ?

Yes

pssst anyone tell me what a left handed Honeysuckle is

Shes the unfortunate paramour of the right handed Bind...

You are really out to confuddle this poor little wall flower arnt you You so seriously need a formal.....INTERVIEW that is...

indeedy doody...

take a letter miss jones..Well, perhpas if you could take your eyes of her boobs for a moment or two you could be eligible to be the co-interviewer?

Hey I have just realised you will be giving all the guys interviews before you interview me , a cunning plan to get your hands on all the me first me thinks "

Interview??

turn up dressed like that and the jobs yours..

after consultation with my co- interviewer of course..

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By *phrodite OP   Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"*whispers* I'm a shy retiring wallflower type. Fully qualified to do grouting and pointing as I have such an empathic relationship with a wall.

Hahahaha i'll crack the jokes laine lmao shy retiring wallflower hahaha

You of all people should know how quiet and unassuming I am Bunky, you've met me and seen how I only drink milk and do needlepoint. "

I need to witness this... at some point

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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"*whispers* I'm a shy retiring wallflower type. Fully qualified to do grouting and pointing as I have such an empathic relationship with a wall.

Hahahaha i'll crack the jokes laine lmao shy retiring wallflower hahaha

You of all people should know how quiet and unassuming I am Bunky, you've met me and seen how I only drink milk and do needlepoint. "

Laine I have those cross stutch designs you wanted!

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire


"Me Me Me Me Me

Who said that ?

twas ME

Are you the left handed Honeysuckle ?

Yes

pssst anyone tell me what a left handed Honeysuckle is

Shes the unfortunate paramour of the right handed Bind...

You are really out to confuddle this poor little wall flower arnt you You so seriously need a formal.....INTERVIEW that is...

indeedy doody...

take a letter miss jones..Well, perhpas if you could take your eyes of her boobs for a moment or two you could be eligible to be the co-interviewer?

absolutely..

as long as you dont conduct the interview with your heel caught in your ahem... unmentionables..

broke 3 pencils allready.. Let me look after your pencil...;-)"

oops, thats 4 !!

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By *phrodite OP   Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"I notice that Mrs A is conspicuous by her absence

probably fallen into her voddy "

You did see Mr A s comment about expecting her to wake up with a sore bottom rather thana sore head...;-)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Me Me Me Me Me

Who said that ?

twas ME

Are you the left handed Honeysuckle ?

Yes

pssst anyone tell me what a left handed Honeysuckle is

Shes the unfortunate paramour of the right handed Bind...

You are really out to confuddle this poor little wall flower arnt you You so seriously need a formal.....INTERVIEW that is...

indeedy doody...

take a letter miss jones..Well, perhpas if you could take your eyes of her boobs for a moment or two you could be eligible to be the co-interviewer?

Hey I have just realised you will be giving all the guys interviews before you interview me , a cunning plan to get your hands on all the me first me thinks Just doing quality check so you get the very best "

Long as you havnt worn them out before I get to them

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By *empnbunkCouple
over a year ago

south coast


"*whispers* I'm a shy retiring wallflower type. Fully qualified to do grouting and pointing as I have such an empathic relationship with a wall.

Hahahaha i'll crack the jokes laine lmao shy retiring wallflower hahaha

You of all people should know how quiet and unassuming I am Bunky, you've met me and seen how I only drink milk and do needlepoint. "

You are lovely but quiet drinks milk n does needlepoint errrrrm sorry but even I cant lie that good lmao

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By *phrodite OP   Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"Me Me Me Me Me

Who said that ?

twas ME

Are you the left handed Honeysuckle ?

Yes

pssst anyone tell me what a left handed Honeysuckle is

Shes the unfortunate paramour of the right handed Bind...

You are really out to confuddle this poor little wall flower arnt you You so seriously need a formal.....INTERVIEW that is...

indeedy doody...

take a letter miss jones..Well, perhpas if you could take your eyes of her boobs for a moment or two you could be eligible to be the co-interviewer?

absolutely..

as long as you dont conduct the interview with your heel caught in your ahem... unmentionables..

broke 3 pencils allready.. Let me look after your pencil...;-)

oops, thats 4 !!"

I love a certain type of lead....;-)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*whispers* I'm a shy retiring wallflower type. Fully qualified to do grouting and pointing as I have such an empathic relationship with a wall.

Hahahaha i'll crack the jokes laine lmao shy retiring wallflower hahaha

You of all people should know how quiet and unassuming I am Bunky, you've met me and seen how I only drink milk and do needlepoint. I need to witness this... at some point"

I'm sure you are most welcome to join Pet and I with our needlework.

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By *phrodite OP   Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"Me Me Me Me Me

Who said that ?

twas ME

Are you the left handed Honeysuckle ?

Yes

pssst anyone tell me what a left handed Honeysuckle is

Shes the unfortunate paramour of the right handed Bind...

You are really out to confuddle this poor little wall flower arnt you You so seriously need a formal.....INTERVIEW that is...

indeedy doody...

take a letter miss jones..Well, perhpas if you could take your eyes of her boobs for a moment or two you could be eligible to be the co-interviewer?

Hey I have just realised you will be giving all the guys interviews before you interview me , a cunning plan to get your hands on all the me first me thinks Just doing quality check so you get the very best

Long as you havnt worn them out before I get to them "

No chance at my age...;-)

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By *phrodite OP   Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"*whispers* I'm a shy retiring wallflower type. Fully qualified to do grouting and pointing as I have such an empathic relationship with a wall.

Hahahaha i'll crack the jokes laine lmao shy retiring wallflower hahaha

You of all people should know how quiet and unassuming I am Bunky, you've met me and seen how I only drink milk and do needlepoint. I need to witness this... at some point

I'm sure you are most welcome to join Pet and I with our needlework. "

Stitch and bitch or more knit one pearl one...?

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire


"Me Me Me Me Me

Who said that ?

twas ME

Are you the left handed Honeysuckle ?

Yes

pssst anyone tell me what a left handed Honeysuckle is

Shes the unfortunate paramour of the right handed Bind...

You are really out to confuddle this poor little wall flower arnt you You so seriously need a formal.....INTERVIEW that is...

indeedy doody...

take a letter miss jones..Well, perhpas if you could take your eyes of her boobs for a moment or two you could be eligible to be the co-interviewer?

absolutely..

as long as you dont conduct the interview with your heel caught in your ahem... unmentionables..

broke 3 pencils allready.. Let me look after your pencil...;-)

oops, thats 4 !!I love a certain type of lead....;-)"

HB4..

pliable yet firm and good for broad strokes..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*whispers* I'm a shy retiring wallflower type. Fully qualified to do grouting and pointing as I have such an empathic relationship with a wall.

Hahahaha i'll crack the jokes laine lmao shy retiring wallflower hahaha

You of all people should know how quiet and unassuming I am Bunky, you've met me and seen how I only drink milk and do needlepoint.

You are lovely but quiet drinks milk n does needlepoint errrrrm sorry but even I cant lie that good lmao "

Tch ...... you do one lap-dance on paddy......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*whispers* I'm a shy retiring wallflower type. Fully qualified to do grouting and pointing as I have such an empathic relationship with a wall. "

Yeah... but you dropped a brick when you pointed out that bond...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I notice that Mrs A is conspicuous by her absence

probably fallen into her voddy You did see Mr A s comment about expecting her to wake up with a sore bottom rather thana sore head...;-)"

yes I did bless hope she only falls in and not on the voddy then have you seen how wide a voddy bottle is

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire


"*whispers* I'm a shy retiring wallflower type. Fully qualified to do grouting and pointing as I have such an empathic relationship with a wall.

Hahahaha i'll crack the jokes laine lmao shy retiring wallflower hahaha

You of all people should know how quiet and unassuming I am Bunky, you've met me and seen how I only drink milk and do needlepoint.

You are lovely but quiet drinks milk n does needlepoint errrrrm sorry but even I cant lie that good lmao "

sounds like an good night in..

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By *phrodite OP   Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

I'm getting worried... this thread is being hi jacked into all sorts of perverse plans...

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By *empnbunkCouple
over a year ago

south coast


"I'm getting worried... this thread is being hi jacked into all sorts of perverse plans... "

the best kind of hijacking...

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By *phrodite OP   Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"I'm getting worried... this thread is being hi jacked into all sorts of perverse plans...

the best kind of hijacking... "

What are we going to do with the selfproclaimed wall flowers? What kind of interview technique, test method, suitability check should we put in place?;-)

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

.

I have cross stitch of wallflowers

Is that enough to get the threasd back on track

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By *phrodite OP   Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"I notice that Mrs A is conspicuous by her absence

probably fallen into her voddy You did see Mr A s comment about expecting her to wake up with a sore bottom rather thana sore head...;-)

yes I did bless hope she only falls in and not on the voddy then have you seen how wide a voddy bottle is "

I am wondering about the voddy bottle and much more

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By *phrodite OP   Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"I have cross stitch of wallflowers

Is that enough to get the threasd back on track"

Thank goodness the vicar's wife has come to her senses...or has she ?;-)

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

HELLO im still here lol, im being corrupted by a phonecall

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

.


"I have cross stitch of wallflowers

Is that enough to get the threasd back on trackThank goodness the vicar's wife has come to her senses...or has she ?;-)"

Me and sense's

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By *phrodite OP   Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"HELLO im still here lol, im being corrupted by a phonecall "
Good to see you have not been corrupted in any other way....;-)

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By *empnbunkCouple
over a year ago

south coast


"I'm getting worried... this thread is being hi jacked into all sorts of perverse plans...

the best kind of hijacking... What are we going to do with the selfproclaimed wall flowers? What kind of interview technique, test method, suitability check should we put in place?;-)

"

theres only 1 way to deal with it....get everyone to dress up for a nite out put them in 1 big room add some music,drinks kinda like a social and you'll soon see who's a proper wall flower and who's lyin....lol

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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"HELLO im still here lol, im being corrupted by a phonecall "

And Mr A?

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By *phrodite OP   Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"I have cross stitch of wallflowers

Is that enough to get the threasd back on trackThank goodness the vicar's wife has come to her senses...or has she ?;-)

Me and sense's "

Talk to _empnbunk... he seems temporarily sensible. Failing that try Eurowhattsit...

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire


"I have cross stitch of wallflowers

Is that enough to get the threasd back on track"

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

.


"I'm getting worried... this thread is being hi jacked into all sorts of perverse plans...

the best kind of hijacking... What are we going to do with the selfproclaimed wall flowers? What kind of interview technique, test method, suitability check should we put in place?;-)

theres only 1 way to deal with it....get everyone to dress up for a nite out put them in 1 big room add some music,drinks kinda like a social and you'll soon see who's a proper wall flower and who's lyin....lol "

I'll be the one serving drinks and offering nibles

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By *phrodite OP   Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"I have cross stitch of wallflowers

Is that enough to get the threasd back on track

"

Ill have to put you in charge for a while as I have duties to attend to at home... and ... some of the posters are rather getting out of hand...

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

.


"I have cross stitch of wallflowers

Is that enough to get the threasd back on trackThank goodness the vicar's wife has come to her senses...or has she ?;-)

Me and sense's Talk to _empnbunk... he seems temporarily sensible. Failing that try Eurowhattsit..."

Os the red kicking in?

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By *empnbunkCouple
over a year ago

south coast

i'll be the quiet 1 in the corner

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By *phrodite OP   Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"I'm getting worried... this thread is being hi jacked into all sorts of perverse plans...

the best kind of hijacking... What are we going to do with the selfproclaimed wall flowers? What kind of interview technique, test method, suitability check should we put in place?;-)

theres only 1 way to deal with it....get everyone to dress up for a nite out put them in 1 big room add some music,drinks kinda like a social and you'll soon see who's a proper wall flower and who's lyin....lol

I'll be the one serving drinks and offering nibles"

Listen ... you cannot get your magnificent boobies out AGAIN for nibbles...it aint this kind of party!!

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By *phrodite OP   Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"I have cross stitch of wallflowers

Is that enough to get the threasd back on trackThank goodness the vicar's wife has come to her senses...or has she ?;-)

Me and sense's Talk to _empnbunk... he seems temporarily sensible. Failing that try Eurowhattsit...

Os the red kicking in?"

Seriously so... I am wetting myself... LAUGHING!!!

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By *empnbunkCouple
over a year ago

south coast


"I'm getting worried... this thread is being hi jacked into all sorts of perverse plans...

the best kind of hijacking... What are we going to do with the selfproclaimed wall flowers? What kind of interview technique, test method, suitability check should we put in place?;-)

theres only 1 way to deal with it....get everyone to dress up for a nite out put them in 1 big room add some music,drinks kinda like a social and you'll soon see who's a proper wall flower and who's lyin....lol

I'll be the one serving drinks and offering niblesListen ... you cannot get your magnificent boobies out AGAIN for nibbles...it aint this kind of party!! "

spoil sport

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By *phrodite OP   Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"i'll be the quiet 1 in the corner "
Corners are often where the fun is taking place...

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire


"I have cross stitch of wallflowers

Is that enough to get the threasd back on track

Ill have to put you in charge for a while as I have duties to attend to at home... and ... some of the posters are rather getting out of hand..."

only hot chocolate here..

but if i need help you best come quick..

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over a year ago

Okay time to play hard ball and give you my wall-flower credentials.

Wallflower Wine Recipe.

Winemaking Ingredients:

300 ml / 1/2 pint of wallflower petals

1 lb / 450 grams sultanas

2 1/2 lb / 1,250 grams sugar

2 lemons

8 pints / 1 gallon water

1/4 oz / 10 grams wine yeast

Winemaking Method:

This is also known as 'Gillieflower wine' in the Shropshire area.

It is important to always pick the wallflower petals when they are dry and preferably open in the sunshine.

They must be used straight away, just after picking.

Place all of the wallflower petals into the fermentation bucket, together with the sultanas (washed and finely chopped or minced), and then pour on all of the water (boiling).

Stir well and then cover, allowing to gradually cool. Start the wine yeast in a separate container and add to the fermentation bucket once working well. At this stage, the mixture should be left to ferment for a total of seven days, stirring once or twice each day. After this period, strain into a sterilised demijohn, add an airlock and leave to ferment until the yeast has completely worked itself out. This can be as quick as just three months. When the wallflower wine has cleared, you can siphon it straight into bottles.

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By *empnbunkCouple
over a year ago

south coast


"i'll be the quiet 1 in the corner Corners are often where the fun is taking place... "

meet ye there

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By *phrodite OP   Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"I'm getting worried... this thread is being hi jacked into all sorts of perverse plans...

the best kind of hijacking... What are we going to do with the selfproclaimed wall flowers? What kind of interview technique, test method, suitability check should we put in place?;-)

theres only 1 way to deal with it....get everyone to dress up for a nite out put them in 1 big room add some music,drinks kinda like a social and you'll soon see who's a proper wall flower and who's lyin....lol

I'll be the one serving drinks and offering niblesListen ... you cannot get your magnificent boobies out AGAIN for nibbles...it aint this kind of party!!

spoil sport "

Now we can all see what YOUR motivation was for wanting to be a co interviewer. Ladies and gents... _empnbunk is after nibbling boobies!!!!

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By *phrodite OP   Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"I have cross stitch of wallflowers

Is that enough to get the threasd back on track

Ill have to put you in charge for a while as I have duties to attend to at home... and ... some of the posters are rather getting out of hand...

only hot chocolate here..

but if i need help you best come quick.."

I do ...

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By *phrodite OP   Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"Okay time to play hard ball and give you my wall-flower credentials.

Wallflower Wine Recipe.

Winemaking Ingredients:

300 ml / 1/2 pint of wallflower petals

1 lb / 450 grams sultanas

2 1/2 lb / 1,250 grams sugar

2 lemons

8 pints / 1 gallon water

1/4 oz / 10 grams wine yeast

Winemaking Method:

This is also known as 'Gillieflower wine' in the Shropshire area.

It is important to always pick the wallflower petals when they are dry and preferably open in the sunshine.

They must be used straight away, just after picking.

Place all of the wallflower petals into the fermentation bucket, together with the sultanas (washed and finely chopped or minced), and then pour on all of the water (boiling).

Stir well and then cover, allowing to gradually cool. Start the wine yeast in a separate container and add to the fermentation bucket once working well. At this stage, the mixture should be left to ferment for a total of seven days, stirring once or twice each day. After this period, strain into a sterilised demijohn, add an airlock and leave to ferment until the yeast has completely worked itself out. This can be as quick as just three months. When the wallflower wine has cleared, you can siphon it straight into bottles.

"

Is that a Scottish recipe?

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire


"I'm getting worried... this thread is being hi jacked into all sorts of perverse plans...

the best kind of hijacking... What are we going to do with the selfproclaimed wall flowers? What kind of interview technique, test method, suitability check should we put in place?;-)

theres only 1 way to deal with it....get everyone to dress up for a nite out put them in 1 big room add some music,drinks kinda like a social and you'll soon see who's a proper wall flower and who's lyin....lol

I'll be the one serving drinks and offering niblesListen ... you cannot get your magnificent boobies out AGAIN for nibbles...it aint this kind of party!!

spoil sport Now we can all see what YOUR motivation was for wanting to be a co interviewer. Ladies and gents... _empnbunk is after nibbling boobies!!!! "

does'nt make him a bad person..

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By *empnbunkCouple
over a year ago

south coast


"Okay time to play hard ball and give you my wall-flower credentials.

Wallflower Wine Recipe.

Winemaking Ingredients:

300 ml / 1/2 pint of wallflower petals

1 lb / 450 grams sultanas

2 1/2 lb / 1,250 grams sugar

2 lemons

8 pints / 1 gallon water

1/4 oz / 10 grams wine yeast

Winemaking Method:

This is also known as 'Gillieflower wine' in the Shropshire area.

It is important to always pick the wallflower petals when they are dry and preferably open in the sunshine.

They must be used straight away, just after picking.

Place all of the wallflower petals into the fermentation bucket, together with the sultanas (washed and finely chopped or minced), and then pour on all of the water (boiling).

Stir well and then cover, allowing to gradually cool. Start the wine yeast in a separate container and add to the fermentation bucket once working well. At this stage, the mixture should be left to ferment for a total of seven days, stirring once or twice each day. After this period, strain into a sterilised demijohn, add an airlock and leave to ferment until the yeast has completely worked itself out. This can be as quick as just three months. When the wallflower wine has cleared, you can siphon it straight into bottles.

"

or go to the bar and buy a round its wayyy quicker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have cross stitch of wallflowers

Is that enough to get the threasd back on trackThank goodness the vicar's wife has come to her senses...or has she ?;-)

Me and sense's Talk to _empnbunk... he seems temporarily sensible. Failing that try Eurowhattsit..."

Dont ask me... That idea is just too far off the wall Flower...

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire


"I have cross stitch of wallflowers

Is that enough to get the threasd back on track

Ill have to put you in charge for a while as I have duties to attend to at home... and ... some of the posters are rather getting out of hand...

only hot chocolate here..

but if i need help you best come quick.. I do ..."

5 now!

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By *phrodite OP   Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"I'm getting worried... this thread is being hi jacked into all sorts of perverse plans...

the best kind of hijacking... What are we going to do with the selfproclaimed wall flowers? What kind of interview technique, test method, suitability check should we put in place?;-)

theres only 1 way to deal with it....get everyone to dress up for a nite out put them in 1 big room add some music,drinks kinda like a social and you'll soon see who's a proper wall flower and who's lyin....lol

I'll be the one serving drinks and offering niblesListen ... you cannot get your magnificent boobies out AGAIN for nibbles...it aint this kind of party!!

spoil sport Now we can all see what YOUR motivation was for wanting to be a co interviewer. Ladies and gents... _empnbunk is after nibbling boobies!!!!

does'nt make him a bad person.."

True, just "single-minded"

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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"I have cross stitch of wallflowers

Is that enough to get the threasd back on track

Ill have to put you in charge for a while as I have duties to attend to at home... and ... some of the posters are rather getting out of hand...

only hot chocolate here..

but if i need help you best come quick.. I do ..."

You called

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn


"Awaiting my interview date "

sent in post

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By *phrodite OP   Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"I have cross stitch of wallflowers

Is that enough to get the threasd back on trackThank goodness the vicar's wife has come to her senses...or has she ?;-)

Me and sense's Talk to _empnbunk... he seems temporarily sensible. Failing that try Eurowhattsit...

Dont ask me... That idea is just too far off the wall Flower..."

All that fennie furtling around wall flowers.... fills me with feelings for more red wine!

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By *phrodite OP   Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"I have cross stitch of wallflowers

Is that enough to get the threasd back on track

Ill have to put you in charge for a while as I have duties to attend to at home... and ... some of the posters are rather getting out of hand...

only hot chocolate here..

but if i need help you best come quick.. I do ...

You called"

I did...

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By *phrodite OP   Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"Awaiting my interview date

sent in post "

Are you still sober enough to post letters?

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire


"I'm getting worried... this thread is being hi jacked into all sorts of perverse plans...

the best kind of hijacking... What are we going to do with the selfproclaimed wall flowers? What kind of interview technique, test method, suitability check should we put in place?;-)

theres only 1 way to deal with it....get everyone to dress up for a nite out put them in 1 big room add some music,drinks kinda like a social and you'll soon see who's a proper wall flower and who's lyin....lol

I'll be the one serving drinks and offering niblesListen ... you cannot get your magnificent boobies out AGAIN for nibbles...it aint this kind of party!!

spoil sport Now we can all see what YOUR motivation was for wanting to be a co interviewer. Ladies and gents... _empnbunk is after nibbling boobies!!!!

does'nt make him a bad person..True, just "single-minded""

nothing wrong with a bit of focus..

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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"I have cross stitch of wallflowers

Is that enough to get the threasd back on track

Ill have to put you in charge for a while as I have duties to attend to at home... and ... some of the posters are rather getting out of hand...

only hot chocolate here..

but if i need help you best come quick.. I do ...

You calledI did..."

One glass of red or shall we move onto something else?

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By *phrodite OP   Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"I'm getting worried... this thread is being hi jacked into all sorts of perverse plans...

the best kind of hijacking... What are we going to do with the selfproclaimed wall flowers? What kind of interview technique, test method, suitability check should we put in place?;-)

theres only 1 way to deal with it....get everyone to dress up for a nite out put them in 1 big room add some music,drinks kinda like a social and you'll soon see who's a proper wall flower and who's lyin....lol

I'll be the one serving drinks and offering niblesListen ... you cannot get your magnificent boobies out AGAIN for nibbles...it aint this kind of party!!

spoil sport Now we can all see what YOUR motivation was for wanting to be a co interviewer. Ladies and gents... _empnbunk is after nibbling boobies!!!!

does'nt make him a bad person..True, just "single-minded"

nothing wrong with a bit of focus.. "

Thats awesome...

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By *empnbunkCouple
over a year ago

south coast


"Awaiting my interview date

sent in post "

did you remeber an rsvp address...

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn


"Awaiting my interview date

sent in post Are you still sober enough to post letters? "

I am only only 2nd drink, im being very good tonight lol

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By *phrodite OP   Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"I have cross stitch of wallflowers

Is that enough to get the threasd back on track

Ill have to put you in charge for a while as I have duties to attend to at home... and ... some of the posters are rather getting out of hand...

only hot chocolate here..

but if i need help you best come quick.. I do ...

You calledI did...

One glass of red or shall we move onto something else?"

Would you believe it... I just knocked one over my pc... what a terrible, terrible waste of a glass of Merlot!!!!

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn


"Awaiting my interview date

sent in post

did you remeber an rsvp address... "

I did

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By *phrodite OP   Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"Awaiting my interview date

sent in post Are you still sober enough to post letters?

I am only only 2nd drink, im being very good tonight lol "

Well apparently you ll still have an ache in the morning...;-)

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By *empnbunkCouple
over a year ago

south coast


"Awaiting my interview date

sent in post

did you remeber an rsvp address...

I did "

shag nav fired up....just awaiting postie

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire


"I have cross stitch of wallflowers

Is that enough to get the threasd back on track

Ill have to put you in charge for a while as I have duties to attend to at home... and ... some of the posters are rather getting out of hand...

only hot chocolate here..

but if i need help you best come quick.. I do ...

You calledI did...

One glass of red or shall we move onto something else?Would you believe it... I just knocked one over my pc... what a terrible, terrible waste of a glass of Merlot!!!!"

oops, nearly spilt my hot chocolate then..

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn


"Awaiting my interview date

sent in post Are you still sober enough to post letters?

I am only only 2nd drink, im being very good tonight lol Well apparently you ll still have an ache in the morning...;-)"

lies, all lies, I tell ya

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By *empnbunkCouple
over a year ago

south coast


"Awaiting my interview date

sent in post

did you remeber an rsvp address...

I did

shag nav fired up....just awaiting postie "

tiz only 121 miles to coantrim

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn


"Awaiting my interview date

sent in post

did you remeber an rsvp address...

I did

shag nav fired up....just awaiting postie

tiz only 121 miles to coantrim "

aint that far then

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire


"Awaiting my interview date

sent in post

did you remeber an rsvp address...

I did

shag nav fired up....just awaiting postie

tiz only 121 miles to coantrim "

thing is tempted, most of its very wet..

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn


"Awaiting my interview date

sent in post

did you remeber an rsvp address...

I did

shag nav fired up....just awaiting postie

tiz only 121 miles to coantrim

thing is tempted, most of its very wet.."

Its always wet here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Dont ask me... That idea is just too far off the wall Flower...All that fennie furtling around wall flowers.... fills me with feelings for more red wine! "

Nothing wrong with a good Furtle on a Friday night...;-)

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By *empnbunkCouple
over a year ago

south coast

gettin wet has never hurt anyone

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire


"Awaiting my interview date

sent in post

did you remeber an rsvp address...

I did

shag nav fired up....just awaiting postie

tiz only 121 miles to coantrim

thing is tempted, most of its very wet..

Its always wet here "

oo er..

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire


"gettin wet has never hurt anyone "

very true, skins waterproof..

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By *empnbunkCouple
over a year ago

south coast

snorkel n flippers

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By *phrodite OP   Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"

Dont ask me... That idea is just too far off the wall Flower...All that fennie furtling around wall flowers.... fills me with feelings for more red wine!

Nothing wrong with a good Furtle on a Friday night...;-)"

hope the furtling was contained last night as I sadly had to retire to my bed..;-)

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk


"snorkel n flippers "

we've got loads of snorkels and FINS (flipper was a dolphin!) do we qualify as wall flowers?

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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"

Dont ask me... That idea is just too far off the wall Flower...All that fennie furtling around wall flowers.... fills me with feelings for more red wine!

Nothing wrong with a good Furtle on a Friday night...;-)hope the furtling was contained last night as I sadly had to retire to my bed..;-)"

I was too shy to continue

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire


"

Dont ask me... That idea is just too far off the wall Flower...All that fennie furtling around wall flowers.... fills me with feelings for more red wine!

Nothing wrong with a good Furtle on a Friday night...;-)hope the furtling was contained last night as I sadly had to retire to my bed..;-)"

we were all furtled out, especially once the hot chocolate had been d*unk..

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire


"

Dont ask me... That idea is just too far off the wall Flower...All that fennie furtling around wall flowers.... fills me with feelings for more red wine!

Nothing wrong with a good Furtle on a Friday night...;-)hope the furtling was contained last night as I sadly had to retire to my bed..;-)

I was too shy to continue "

mmmmm

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By *phrodite OP   Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"

Dont ask me... That idea is just too far off the wall Flower...All that fennie furtling around wall flowers.... fills me with feelings for more red wine!

Nothing wrong with a good Furtle on a Friday night...;-)hope the furtling was contained last night as I sadly had to retire to my bed..;-)

I was too shy to continue "

I can so believe that..... !!! NOT!!!!!

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By *phrodite OP   Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"

Dont ask me... That idea is just too far off the wall Flower...All that fennie furtling around wall flowers.... fills me with feelings for more red wine!

Nothing wrong with a good Furtle on a Friday night...;-)hope the furtling was contained last night as I sadly had to retire to my bed..;-)

we were all furtled out, especially once the hot chocolate had been d*unk.."

So Eurowhatsit led you astray after I left????

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire


"

Dont ask me... That idea is just too far off the wall Flower...All that fennie furtling around wall flowers.... fills me with feelings for more red wine!

Nothing wrong with a good Furtle on a Friday night...;-)hope the furtling was contained last night as I sadly had to retire to my bed..;-)

we were all furtled out, especially once the hot chocolate had been d*unk..So Eurowhatsit led you astray after I left????"

No, not quite..

though being shy it is easy to be led astray..

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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Everyone has the wrong opinion of me

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By *empnbunkCouple
over a year ago

south coast


"Everyone has the wrong opinion of me "

not me....i'm a man i'm not allowed an opinion

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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"Everyone has the wrong opinion of me

not me....i'm a man i'm not allowed an opinion "

Awwwwwwwwwww bless

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By *phrodite OP   Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"

Dont ask me... That idea is just too far off the wall Flower...All that fennie furtling around wall flowers.... fills me with feelings for more red wine!

Nothing wrong with a good Furtle on a Friday night...;-)hope the furtling was contained last night as I sadly had to retire to my bed..;-)

we were all furtled out, especially once the hot chocolate had been d*unk..So Eurowhatsit led you astray after I left????

No, not quite..

though being shy it is easy to be led astray.. "

ok, I think that you guys have the wrong idea of what "shy" actually means. Here is a definition from the net :

'shy person - someone who shrinks from familiarity with others'

errr... Your Honour, I rest my case!!!

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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I'm not familiar with that definition

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By *phrodite OP   Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"I'm not familiar with that definition "
Thought not!!

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