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My advice on cooking Xmas Sprouts .....

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Start by buying the ones on the huge stork thingy .

And then throw the fuckers in a skip

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sprouts! Literally only ever eaten at Christmas in our house. I still haven’t ever understand why this should be the case. If anyone knows the hell why the PM button is down there ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sprouts! Literally only ever eaten at Christmas in our house. I still haven’t ever understand why this should be the case. If anyone knows the hell why the PM button is down there ... "

I don't know why but I love sprouts and have them as a stable of my veggies throughout the year.

Parsnips on the other hand only ever come out at Christmas.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sprouts ?

I'd rather eat my own toenails than a sprout. Used to live in Bedfordshire as a child and all the farmers around us grew them. The stink when they were being picked is enough to make anyone reach for a bowl to be sick in...................no, no,no, the devils veg if ever there was one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dont understand this obsession with sprouts at Christmas or any other time, they are foul!

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

I eat them even if not Christmas...yummy with mint sauce.

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Goats like them, tie the stalk in their pen and they will enjoy them for hours

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By *r Potato HeadMan
over a year ago

Manchester

I don't mind sprouts, but then I'm just weird.

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Anyone with a potato for a head would be weird

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire

Try cooking Christmas Eve, then on the big day, refry in butter garlic purée and bacon lardons

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love sprouts, have them with all my roast dinners. X

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By *irthandgirthMan
over a year ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

Cut the bases out and peel them into individual leaves, then steam them in butter with finely chopped garlic and some pancetta

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By *ettyboop61Woman
over a year ago

St Neots

I love sprouts nice with bacon and onion and chestnuts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love sprouts any time of the year.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone with a potato for a head would be weird "

Completely heartbroken here

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

I'm not keen but going to fry some up this year with some pancetta and hope that takes the taste away!!

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"Anyone with a potato for a head would be weird

Completely heartbroken here "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Garlic paste and parsley on bacon, wrap the bacon around the sprout, put in the oven with some chicken stock.

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

I want to know what possessed the first person to even try them, might even be why the Neanderthal’s died out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Try kalettes you'll love them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have brussel sprouts as soon as they come into the shops in autumn.

I love the little sexy green balls of vitamins (smiling sprout emoji)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Garlic paste and parsley on bacon, wrap the bacon around the sprout, put in the oven with some chicken stock."

That sounds lovely

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

Cook them and paste them in marmite would be the ultimate nightmare.

Really wish that thought hadn’t come into my head.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cut the bases out and peel them into individual leaves, then steam them in butter with finely chopped garlic and some pancetta "

Peel sprouts into individual leaves?

Who has time for this?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sauté thinly sliced sprouts in butter with Savoy cabbage, or sauté with butter and fresh grated ginger.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cut the bases out and peel them into individual leaves, then steam them in butter with finely chopped garlic and some pancetta

Peel sprouts into individual leaves?

Who has time for this?"

I've heard of people shredding them but not peeling the leaves off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate sprouts but my kids love them especially pan fried with bacon lardons

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you seen sprouts flavoured crisps x eeee no thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Garlic paste and parsley on bacon, wrap the bacon around the sprout, put in the oven with some chicken stock.

That sounds lovely "

It is lovely x

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull


"Sprouts! Literally only ever eaten at Christmas in our house. I still haven’t ever understand why this should be the case. If anyone knows the hell why the PM button is down there ... "

Best tasting after the first frost so not really a 12 month vegetable imo but I love them in the winter and have devised some great recipes that would make most of the anti sprout person give them a thumbs up.

Most people who don't like them have been served mushy over cooked ones with no taste

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire


"Cut the bases out and peel them into individual leaves, then steam them in butter with finely chopped garlic and some pancetta "

That’s what I said

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

You should try roasting them instead of boiling.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Cut the bases out and peel them into individual leaves, then steam them in butter with finely chopped garlic and some pancetta

Peel sprouts into individual leaves?

Who has time for this?"

I remember when we picked and shelled our peas & broad beans, runner beans were also picked, stringed and sliced, some of them were parboiled and salted in big jars as well, we didn't have a freezer back then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cut the bases out and peel them into individual leaves, then steam them in butter with finely chopped garlic and some pancetta

Peel sprouts into individual leaves?

Who has time for this?

I remember when we picked and shelled our peas & broad beans, runner beans were also picked, stringed and sliced, some of them were parboiled and salted in big jars as well, we didn't have a freezer back then "

I remember when folk put threepenny bits in Christmas puddings

Dont mean it was a good idea

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Most people who don't like them have been served mushy over cooked ones with no taste

"

An ex mother in law of mine used to boil the Bejesus out of veg til it was little more than a pulp, then chuck the nutritious water down the sink and boil the kettle to make gravy

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By *irthandgirthMan
over a year ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster


"Cut the bases out and peel them into individual leaves, then steam them in butter with finely chopped garlic and some pancetta

Peel sprouts into individual leaves?

Who has time for this?"

If you cut the base out they pretty much fall apart..

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"I love sprouts nice with bacon and onion and chestnuts"
Or with some Fava beans and a nice chianti

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows


"

Start by buying the ones on the huge stork thingy .

And then throw the fuckers in a skip "

Best advice I've seen around here in a while

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Start by buying the ones on the huge stork thingy .

And then throw the fuckers in a skip "

Oh fuck ha ha

Nah I like sprouts.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

We need more sprouts spouting!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Start by buying the ones on the huge stork thingy .

And then throw the fuckers in a skip "

Or send them back to Brussels where they belong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You should try roasting them instead of boiling."

Yep, with chilli and garlic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Steamed for about 7 minutes.

I love sprouts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I also like to peel one like a cabbage and pretend I'm a giant

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Cumbria

Cuts and streaky bacon lardons fry off add quoted spread to the pan for 6 too 8 minutes.

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

sheffield


"Cut the bases out and peel them into individual leaves, then steam them in butter with finely chopped garlic and some pancetta

Peel sprouts into individual leaves?

Who has time for this?"

I do.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Start by buying the ones on the huge stork thingy .

And then throw the fuckers in a skip "

EAT YOUR GREENS

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

love them and not just for christmas

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Cut the bases out and peel them into individual leaves, then steam them in butter with finely chopped garlic and some pancetta

Peel sprouts into individual leaves?

Who has time for this?

I remember when we picked and shelled our peas & broad beans, runner beans were also picked, stringed and sliced, some of them were parboiled and salted in big jars as well, we didn't have a freezer back then

I remember when folk put threepenny bits in Christmas puddings

Dont mean it was a good idea"

Thruppeny bits! We was lucky if we got a tanner in ours

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Apparently due to the hot summer, sprouts will be smaller than usual this Christmas. Waitrose are calling them sproutlets.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"

Start by buying the ones on the huge stork thingy .

And then throw the fuckers in a skip

Best advice I've seen around here in a while "
Why thankyou kind lady

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

Love sprouts, have them regularly.

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By *eliciousladyWoman
over a year ago

Sometimes U.K


"

Start by buying the ones on the huge stork thingy .

And then throw the fuckers in a skip "

Noooo, please don’t.

I love sprouts, can eat them hot or cold.

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Sprouts cooks in butter are adorable

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