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can only be said at xmas,or can they

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By *ike rotchtickles OP   Man
over a year ago

oldham

THINGS YOU CAN ONLY SAY AT CHRISTMAS

1: I prefer breasts to legs.

2: Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.

3: Smother the butter all over the breasts.

4: If I don't undo my trousers, I'll burst!

5: I've never seen a better spread!

6: I fancy a little dark meat for a change.

7: Are you ready for seconds yet?

8: It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?

9: Just wait your turn, you'll get some!

10: Don't play with your meat!

11: Stuff it up between the legs as far as it will go.

12: Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at

once?

13: I didn't expect everyone to come at the same time!

14: You still have a little bit on your chin.

15: How long will it take after you put it in?

16: You'll know it's ready when it pops up.

17: Just pull the end and wait for the bang.

18: That's the biggest bird I've ever had!

19: I'm so full, I've been gobbling nuts all morning.

20: Wow, I didn't think I could handle all that and still want

more

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

I'm waiting for the fat man to cum and fill my stockings.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm waiting for the fat man to cum and fill my stockings."

Did someone call for a jolly fat man with a beard?

Bazinga!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

21. Ill be back in a few minutes, I just need to go and stuff the bird.

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Make sure you wash the inside of that bird... hold the legs open under the tap and give the insides a good rinse.

Don't forget to pull the giblets out before you start stuffing your fist in there.

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Would you like me to crush your nuts?

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Are you having trouble with your nuts?.... Put them on the floor and I'll hit them with a hammer.

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