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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

She's gonna be out tonight complaining to the manager that the dj in a cool trendy cocktail bar she's got dragged into won't play level 42.

It's coming I fookin know it

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

Is she related to Steven Gerrard?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's ok when she adds it all up it'll balance out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wonder if it’s something that’s ‘RUNNING IN THE FAMILY!’ With Janet from accounts!

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By *unkym34Man
over a year ago

London

Does she know Jenny from the block

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"She's gonna be out tonight complaining to the manager that the dj in a cool trendy cocktail bar she's got dragged into won't play level 42.

It's coming I fookin know it "

Dammit Janet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was in Battersea last night and walked past a bar with a trendy name that was blaring out cheesy 80s music. It was packed with people dancing and my first thought was works Christmas do.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"She's gonna be out tonight complaining to the manager that the dj in a cool trendy cocktail bar she's got dragged into won't play level 42.

It's coming I fookin know it "

Fuck me, that’s funny. We need more threads like this.

I bet Claire in HR, tries it on with Terry in maintenance again and mentions his big power tool!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I was in Battersea last night and walked past a bar with a trendy name that was blaring out cheesy 80s music. It was packed with people dancing and my first thought was works Christmas do."

That's the London dept. of Janets firm ,she knows full well trip advisor is there ready and waiting if the idiots in the bar don't play HER songs and ruin HER night .

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By *urryfannyfuntimeWoman
over a year ago

East Devon

Janet thinks her husband Roy is at the golf club while she's at the Christmas do.

He's actually next door in Sandra's bed with her and Tony.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh she's a slag and he's a creep

She's a tart, he's very cheap

She is a slut, he thinks he's tough

She is a bitch, he is a puff

Yeah yeah, it's not fair

Yeah yeah, it's not fair

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By *ot-AshMan
over a year ago

London

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9x1RcVrGjGM

Level 42 - Lessons in love

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By *urryfannyfuntimeWoman
over a year ago

East Devon


"

I bet Claire in HR, tries it on with Terry in maintenance again and mentions his big power tool! "

She's used half a bottle of femfresh and there's a spare pair of Primark knickers in her handbag just in case.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

I bet Claire in HR, tries it on with Terry in maintenance again and mentions his big power tool!

She's used half a bottle of femfresh and there's a spare pair of Primark knickers in her handbag just in case."

That’s soooo Claire !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tell her to come and see me.

I'll give her some Lessons in Love

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

You've got to love a Janet!!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Oh she's a slag and he's a creep

She's a tart, he's very cheap

She is a slut, he thinks he's tough

She is a bitch, he is a puff

Yeah yeah, it's not fair

Yeah yeah, it's not fair

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Oi you lot, Gordon is ma uncle and Janet is ma cousin I'll have you know!!!

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