FabSwingers.com forum: Top fab lies

By *inkyLondonpair OP Couple
over a year ago

London

Bit of fun, not to be taken too seriously...

We'll start with.

1. I'm single (in my head)

2. I'm a straight man (fucking a man who has stockings on doesn't count)

3. I'm a bi man (I'm prepared to let a bloke suck my cock for thirty seconds so I can fuck his partner)

4. I don't do bareback (if a woman won't let me).

More please...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can breathe through my ears

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m a newbie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can accommodate (once a week for an hour while the wife is at bingo)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can breathe through my ears "
shush i told u that in confidence im gonna be stacked out with women gagging for it now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I fart when she's on top but it doesn't smell honest

I can do reverse cowgirl standing up with women size 16 plus

I can lick for 8.56 minutes without taking a breath

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

6ft tall (standing on a phone book on my tip toes)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m a newbie

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welcome back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m not looking to shag the whole site

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looking for single guys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bit of fun, not to be taken too seriously...

We'll start with.

1. I'm single (in my head)

2. I'm a straight man (fucking a man who has stockings on doesn't count)

3. I'm a bi man (I'm prepared to let a bloke suck my cock for thirty seconds so I can fuck his partner)

4. I don't do bareback (if a woman won't let me).

More please... "

We are a couple.

Yet that couple only have pics of the woman and just a man's hand who could be anyone

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By *inkyLondonpair OP Couple
over a year ago

London

1. We're very much in love (we can't stand each other but can't afford to get divorce so have agreed to shag others to console ourselves)

2. I'm a single bi woman looking to meet other women (if I hook anyone, I will insist my boyfriend is allowed to watch and wank)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You asked.

I answered.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1. We're very much in love (we can't stand each other but can't afford to get divorce so have agreed to shag others to console ourselves)

2. I'm a single bi woman looking to meet other women (if I hook anyone, I will insist my boyfriend is allowed to watch and wank) "

Hahaha you win!!

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By *ily Con CarneTV/TS
over a year ago

Cornwall

Buddha Belly is the new athletic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We are a couple and want to meet. But only the guy is meeting at this time so if we can arrange a three way my partner will join us next time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You are the most/have the best (insert anything here) on this whole site.

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination

Straight single male

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not here to shag the whole site (if only I had the time)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes I'm up for a meet and looking for my first bi girl experience. Will be there at whatever o clock and never hear from again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a 38 year old woman- well I was 10 years ago.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m only looking one or two select fuck buddies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm very well endowed (in my dreams)

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By *inkyLondonpair OP Couple
over a year ago

London

A quite surprising one is single guys who say they can accomodate. We've often found that once a date is arranged they suddenly can't accomodate as their mum /auntie /old school friend is coming to stay.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not meeting

Meaning im inundated with offers from bell ends and wish to trim the muppets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not meeting

Meaning im inundated with offers from bell ends and wish to trim the muppets"

Tru dat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not meeting

Meaning im inundated with offers from bell ends and wish to trim the muppets

Tru dat "

Use that one myself

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination

"Not meeting

Meaning im inundated with offers from bell ends and wish to trim the muppets"

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

I'm curvy... no your just one big curve.

I've an 8" cock... measured from the tip to my bum hole

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not interested in quick meets...but they only have 30mins because they're busy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not meeting

Meaning im inundated with offers from bell ends and wish to trim the muppets"

Sssssssshhhhhhh!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dont play on first meet

Meaning if u make me laugh and get me wet il fuck u on this table were sat at

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m a qualified Yoni masseuse who expects nothing in return.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Male playing on his own while wife is away.... dude she is always away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Athletic or really a athletic romainian shot putters body

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Been here before and was well verified....honest

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By *cousesubsallyWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere out there

Looking for quality not quantity... read just anyone who messages me back will suffice

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

I accommodate (in my car)

I travel (if you pay the taxi)

I don't do drama (will probably require witness protection)

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

I'm fussy(unless you've got a vagina and breasts)?

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