FabSwingers.com forum: Name the strangest thing said during sex

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Go on if your bad

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By *ohndunboyneMan
over a year ago

Dunboyne & Dublin

While she was in Cowgirl position, asked me if I wanted to go see a particular movie at the weekend!

No, I wanted to grab a riding crop and use it to keep her focussed

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

"Those bananas have gone off"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"While she was in Cowgirl position, asked me if I wanted to go see a particular movie at the weekend!

No, I wanted to grab a riding crop and use it to keep her focussed

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"While she was in Cowgirl position, asked me if I wanted to go see a particular movie at the weekend!

No, I wanted to grab a riding crop and use it to keep her focussed

Should have told her only if you watch it in the sex cinema

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

""Those bananas have gone off""

May I ask what was u doing with the bananas.

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By *ohndunboyneMan
over a year ago

Dunboyne & Dublin

""Those bananas have gone off"

May I ask what was u doing with the bananas. "

Not what was desired as they were too soft

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By *ohndunboyneMan
over a year ago

Dunboyne & Dublin

"While she was in Cowgirl position, asked me if I wanted to go see a particular movie at the weekend!

No, I wanted to grab a riding crop and use it to keep her focussed

Should have told her only if you watch it in the sex cinema "

In reverse cowgirl

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

""Those bananas have gone off"

May I ask what was u doing with the bananas. "

Nothing, that's why it was strange

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gran can you please put your masquerade ball mask back on plse I can't get to the vinegar stroke(was a friend of mine,obvs not me

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By *ucky1Man
over a year ago

a straightjacket

Is it in yet, or is that your little finger?

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

I need to sort my car insurance !! Seriously!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Go on if your bad"

This ^

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By *vcarolTV/TS
over a year ago

kilmarnockish

‘Where did that crack come from’

On ceiling btw. I was more preoccupied...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I need to sort my car insurance !! Seriously!"

Ohhhhhhh yes

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By *unkym34Man
over a year ago

London

Yabbadabbadoo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How many women have you slept with?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So when did you decide to turn into a woman bill(ie)

Not really,just made that one up cause it's Friday and I've had my crunchie fabbers

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

I have a form of sex tourettes. I say allsorts. I’m not going to repeat any of it though. You kinda have to be there

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

"wssgtfggushdjsshehe!" "hjajddjjrroopdndffhgg! Jhgffbfjdh!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""wssgtfggushdjsshehe!" "hjajddjjrroopdndffhgg! Jhgffbfjdh!""

Loosen the ball gag.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""wssgtfggushdjsshehe!" "hjajddjjrroopdndffhgg! Jhgffbfjdh!""

You remember me then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I need to sort my car insurance !! Seriously!"

Must have been one hell of a crash

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Bang. And the dirt is gone......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Meowing and purring. Not my thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bang. And the dirt is gone......

That's good

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"Bang. And the dirt is gone......

That's good

Courtesy of Jimmy Carr. Tried it once myself. Wouldn't recommend it tbh.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mmm that was good.... but what’s your name again??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did you turn the soup off?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Meowing and purring. Not my thing

Weird.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Izzy whizzy let's get busy (waving my magic wand around).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My husbands in the wardrobe

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

It just came off in my hand!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why are my hands covered in blood

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

“Thar she blows” at the point of ejaculation...

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Why are my hands covered in blood

Ooh that doesn't sit well after mine!!

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By *picknspanMan
over a year ago

North West Leeds

"I have a form of sex tourettes. I say allsorts. I’m not going to repeat any of it though. You kinda have to be there

Happy to be there!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I slip this bag over your head

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need to replant those jesuleum artichokes in the morning

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By *aucy tiggerWoman
over a year ago

Back where I belong

Get your gums round my plums lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

During non-penetrating play:

I hope you didn't come inside me

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By *ynetaurusMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

" Goal "...oops had a sly eye on the footy while slipping girlfriend a length on the couch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"While she was in Cowgirl position, asked me if I wanted to go see a particular movie at the weekend!

No, I wanted to grab a riding crop and use it to keep her focussed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's your name ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wake up,wake up!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why are my hands covered in blood

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Those bananas have gone off"

May I ask what was u doing with the bananas.

Nothing, that's why it was strange"

maybe she was pointing to something

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's your name ha "

lol

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By *rincess PhoenixWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

Chewbacca!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And I quote “Give me the bagpipes” I am not Scottish and neither was she? It put me off my stroke at the time . We never spoke about it again lol

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By *ndyfrost1977Man
over a year ago

bedworth

An ex girlfriend and I were in the bar in Birmingham airport and felt a bit yeah let’s have it shall we why not so we found nearest disabled toilet and got bang at it

We got caught by security through laffing like mother fuckers because the ex said during our fuck

She said Shit I forgot to pack my butt plug lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A guy I was seeing years ago said 'grrr, I'm gonna put a baby in you!' as he was cumming. We were using a condon and I was on contraception but still really freaked me out!

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By *ndyfrost1977Man
over a year ago

bedworth

"A guy I was seeing years ago said 'grrr, I'm gonna put a baby in you!' as he was cumming. We were using a condon and I was on contraception but still really freaked me out! "

I bet it did fucking ell x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you smell burning.

Turned out there was a chicken cooking and we had forgotten it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why's the bed covered in blood

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And I quote “Give me the bagpipes” I am not Scottish and neither was she? It put me off my stroke at the time . We never spoke about it again lol"

Another random one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“What are your thoughts on the pedestrianisation of Norwich city centre because I’ll be honest I’m dead against it!”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Farting during anal sex.

The gaz goes up my urethra and makes me cum a bubble of sperm.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“ Get under the sheets, quick “

I was playing with a couple and their kid woke up and walked into the bedroom....

Good thing the cuck was by the door watching me.....

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By *picknspanMan
over a year ago

North West Leeds

Placing a condom on before penetration and she says "That reminds I need to get some sausages tomorrow"

On another occasion, having just had a really great session and laying back in a post orgasm haze she says "That was good, the sink needs unblocking"

A euphemism I wondered but didn't comment....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Come and suck mommas dick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“Hurry, my sister will be home soon”

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By *ndyfrost1977Man
over a year ago

bedworth

"What's your name ha "

Lol ?? pmsl x

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By *picknspanMan
over a year ago

North West Leeds

"Is it in yet?"

"I'm sure I know your face"

"Sorry, I know, it's as wet as a Haddock's raincoat down there!"

"My husband is a martial arts grand master"

"Really, it's fine, I only laugh when I'm nervous!"

"Ah, looks like the last chicken in Sainsbury's "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you tell me when you've finished pal cause the chippys open now and I fancy a proper jumbo not your cocktail one fella

Are we allowed to make it up?

If so I've just done that

I'm at least battered size btw girlies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wow babe,Your wetter than an otters pocket

To every girl I've slept with

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By *r.BlondeMan
over a year ago

Chester/Wirral

"“ Get under the sheets, quick “

I was playing with a couple and their kid woke up and walked into the bedroom....

Good thing the cuck was by the door watching me....."

you're not exactly easy to hide.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go on call the police, see who cums first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Go on call the police, see who cums first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Single guy when I was on here as a couple....

"I fucking hate southerners"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't worry pal it'll fit in in my mouth

Does it cum with a "danger small object choking hazard"warning on it

(Again ladys never said to me.any of guys exp it?

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