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Electric chair, guillotine or hanged

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Which would you prefer if you were going to be executed and had the choice?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Electric chair. Love been cosy.

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By *loswingersCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester

Guillotine , it would be all over quicker

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

A full equital and pardon with a generous offer of monetary compensation

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I vote for all three for our existing members of parliament.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A full equital and pardon with a generous offer of monetary compensation "

You didn't choose one so one will be chosen for you... You get thrown through the moon door at the High Hall of the Eyrie.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I vote for all three for our existing members of parliament."

You get impaled on a spike for not choosing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A silent, extremely sharp guillotine please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guillotine seems like the least likely for me to shit myself, and therefore the sexiest option.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"A full equital and pardon with a generous offer of monetary compensation

You didn't choose one so one will be chosen for you... You get thrown through the moon door at the High Hall of the Eyrie. "

That sounds pretty grim...

I don’t suppose you’d be a Good Samaritan and whack me over the bonce to knock me out first so that I won’t feel anything as I go to meet my maker?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wouldn't commit the crime in the first place.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I wouldn't commit the crime in the first place."

You get eaten by a giant squid for not choosing. Sucks to be you!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A full equital and pardon with a generous offer of monetary compensation

You didn't choose one so one will be chosen for you... You get thrown through the moon door at the High Hall of the Eyrie.

That sounds pretty grim...

I don’t suppose you’d be a Good Samaritan and whack me over the bonce to knock me out first so that I won’t feel anything as I go to meet my maker? "

No! But you get a "this is sparta" kick for epic effect.

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By *VxrMan
over a year ago

Newton le Willows

So death by squid is now an option??

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So death by squid is now an option?? "

Yes, since he didn't choose, and since you didn't either, you get chained to the side of an active volcano and lava slowly flows over you but balls first.

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By *VxrMan
over a year ago

Newton le Willows


"So death by squid is now an option??

Yes, since he didn't choose, and since you didn't either, you get chained to the side of an active volcano and lava slowly flows over you but balls first. "

Enough with the options dude, stop throwing in squid, volcanos & unreasonably large chains! I thought I'd made my mind up with a swift nick to the back of the neck, now I'm not so sure!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So death by squid is now an option??

Yes, since he didn't choose, and since you didn't either, you get chained to the side of an active volcano and lava slowly flows over you but balls first.

Enough with the options dude, stop throwing in squid, volcanos & unreasonably large chains! I thought I'd made my mind up with a swift nick to the back of the neck, now I'm not so sure! "

Too late. And the 4 chains are each only two loops long connected to anchors embedded in the rock and cuffs on your ankles and wrists. The only thing unreasonably large is your audacity to show ingratitude for the options you were given considering the enormity of he capital crime you committed. Now away wi ye!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Guillotine , it would be all over quicker "

Apparently you can love up to 30 seconds after and you can feel the blood filling your nostrils/mouth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Electric chair. Love been cosy."

Haha. This out of those three choices. Hopefully I gain superpowers or something.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So death by squid is now an option??

Yes, since he didn't choose, and since you didn't either, you get chained to the side of an active volcano and lava slowly flows over you but balls first.

Enough with the options dude, stop throwing in squid, volcanos & unreasonably large chains! I thought I'd made my mind up with a swift nick to the back of the neck, now I'm not so sure!

Too late. And the 4 chains are each only two loops long connected to anchors embedded in the rock and cuffs on your ankles and wrists. The only thing unreasonably large is your audacity to show ingratitude for the options you were given considering the enormity of he capital crime you committed. Now away wi ye! "
Op are you currently writing for the new Saw Film

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Electric chair at least you get to sit down and keep warm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hanged - rope around my neck and my cock out, with Sasha chomping on it. Blow my beans just as the platform drops and my neck snaps.

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By *.nottsbloke..Man
over a year ago

the vale


"So death by squid is now an option?? "

Firing squid?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ok that's funny and clever so you get death by firing squad... with rubber bullets.. lasting hours.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So death by squid is now an option??

Yes, since he didn't choose, and since you didn't either, you get chained to the side of an active volcano and lava slowly flows over you but balls first.

Enough with the options dude, stop throwing in squid, volcanos & unreasonably large chains! I thought I'd made my mind up with a swift nick to the back of the neck, now I'm not so sure!

Too late. And the 4 chains are each only two loops long connected to anchors embedded in the rock and cuffs on your ankles and wrists. The only thing unreasonably large is your audacity to show ingratitude for the options you were given considering the enormity of he capital crime you committed. Now away wi ye! Op are you currently writing for the new Saw Film "

You get Rick Rolled to death!

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By *r Potato HeadMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Electric Chair, those boys know how to throw a party.

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By *wisted999Man
over a year ago

North Bucks

I’ve seen some pics of people who have been out to death through the chair.

Give me the rope please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd go for hangovers no if it's done properly using scientific methods

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll go down the French route I think

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guillotine please. If I come back as a ghost I'd like to be able to lift my head and look over walls and stuff.

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

I'd like to be well hung.

I'll get my coat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At a time when we have to be more careful where we get our energy from the electric chair doesn't seem very environmentally friendly and all that blood on a guillotine could result in a nasty infection.

So i'd have to choose hanging as the most hygienic and eco conscious option.

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