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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ok so I don’t have a cock but if I did I think the first thing I’d do is measure it hard. Given that this is a website geared towards sex, size is often discussed (size of boobs, ass etc) so it baffles me the number of men that tell me they’ve never measured!

Could it be so? Or are they feeding me a cock and bull story? (See what I did there?)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They're bullshitting.

Every guy has measured his dick at some point

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"They're bullshitting.

Every guy has measured his dick at some point"

Pah! That’s what I thought!!!! Little fibbers

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By *ug247Man
over a year ago

Near You

I’ve measured mine.

But I’d say I did it because mine is very different hard than it is soft.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've certainly given mine a good hard measuring

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By *uriousgeorge82Man
over a year ago

exmouth


"Ok so I don’t have a cock but if I did I think the first thing I’d do is measure it hard. Given that this is a website geared towards sex, size is often discussed (size of boobs, ass etc) so it baffles me the number of men that tell me they’ve never measured!

Could it be so? Or are they feeding me a cock and bull story? (See what I did there?) "

I would agree any guy that tells you they havent is lying it can be from tape measure to a can remote etc.

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By *inkyCouple1927Couple
over a year ago

Newcastle

Nah, I’ve not measured. It is what it is and does the job

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They're bullshitting.

Every guy has measured his dick at some point

Pah! That’s what I thought!!!! Little fibbers"

That said most guys probably haven't measured girth.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dick size is like shoe size. Everyone knows their size... everyone!

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By *illyjohnyCouple
over a year ago

brighton

No sky remote here to measure it with

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope, honestly never measured mine,doubt that I ever will, I just hope that it will fit in the hole it is going into

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve done both length and girth. 6 2/16” length 5 1/4” girth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve probably measured mine years ago but I don’t remember what it came out as...and frankly I don’t really care now.

It’s more than average but not enough to cause pain so I’m good

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Nope, honestly never measured mine,doubt that I ever will, I just hope that it will fit in the hole it is going into "

Really???? Perhaps it was my informative years reading Adrian Mole but I assumed boys start doing it as soon as they pick up a ruler

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never measured it?!? I don't believeeeeeeeeeeee it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've measured length and girth, above average in both areas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's mine and I'll measure it as fast as I like..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nope, honestly never measured mine,doubt that I ever will, I just hope that it will fit in the hole it is going into

Really???? Perhaps it was my informative years reading Adrian Mole but I assumed boys start doing it as soon as they pick up a ruler "

Ruler’s no good it has a bit at the end that’s not measuring so inaccurate. A sewing tape measure is best.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nope, honestly never measured mine,doubt that I ever will, I just hope that it will fit in the hole it is going into "

You've never masturbated either eh. Yyeah mnkay.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nope, honestly never measured mine,doubt that I ever will, I just hope that it will fit in the hole it is going into

Really???? Perhaps it was my informative years reading Adrian Mole but I assumed boys start doing it as soon as they pick up a ruler "

That must be the reason, I never read Adrian Mole

Probably much worse than that I never masturbated before I lost my virginity either.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Never measured it?!? I don't believeeeeeeeeeeee it! "

Rightly so, 2nd biggest lie, right after I have no more sins to confess

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nope, honestly never measured mine,doubt that I ever will, I just hope that it will fit in the hole it is going into

Really???? Perhaps it was my informative years reading Adrian Mole but I assumed boys start doing it as soon as they pick up a ruler.

Besides you can’t measure girth with a ruler you need a soft tape measure

Ruler’s no good it has a bit at the end that’s not measuring so inaccurate. A sewing tape measure is best."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nope, honestly never measured mine,doubt that I ever will, I just hope that it will fit in the hole it is going into

Really???? Perhaps it was my informative years reading Adrian Mole but I assumed boys start doing it as soon as they pick up a ruler

That must be the reason, I never read Adrian Mole

Probably much worse than that I never masturbated before I lost my virginity either. "

HAHAHA When did you lose your virginity?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Nope, honestly never measured mine,doubt that I ever will, I just hope that it will fit in the hole it is going into

Really???? Perhaps it was my informative years reading Adrian Mole but I assumed boys start doing it as soon as they pick up a ruler

That must be the reason, I never read Adrian Mole

Probably much worse than that I never masturbated before I lost my virginity either. "

Whaaaaaaaaaaat?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Nope, honestly never measured mine,doubt that I ever will, I just hope that it will fit in the hole it is going into

Really???? Perhaps it was my informative years reading Adrian Mole but I assumed boys start doing it as soon as they pick up a ruler

Ruler’s no good it has a bit at the end that’s not measuring so inaccurate. A sewing tape measure is best."

I feel a YouTube tutorial coming on

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Ok so I don’t have a cock but if I did I think the first thing I’d do is measure it hard. Given that this is a website geared towards sex, size is often discussed (size of boobs, ass etc) so it baffles me the number of men that tell me they’ve never measured!

Could it be so? Or are they feeding me a cock and bull story? (See what I did there?) "

What they meant to say was, they’ve never measured it ACCURATELY (having always added on a few fictitious inches for good measure)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nope, honestly never measured mine,doubt that I ever will, I just hope that it will fit in the hole it is going into

Really???? Perhaps it was my informative years reading Adrian Mole but I assumed boys start doing it as soon as they pick up a ruler

That must be the reason, I never read Adrian Mole

Probably much worse than that I never masturbated before I lost my virginity either.

Whaaaaaaaaaaat?"

He lost it to his hand haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nope, honestly never measured mine,doubt that I ever will, I just hope that it will fit in the hole it is going into

Really???? Perhaps it was my informative years reading Adrian Mole but I assumed boys start doing it as soon as they pick up a ruler

Ruler’s no good it has a bit at the end that’s not measuring so inaccurate. A sewing tape measure is best.

I feel a YouTube tutorial coming on "

Errr

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By *rtraymondo76Man
over a year ago

Cheltenham


"Nope, honestly never measured mine,doubt that I ever will, I just hope that it will fit in the hole it is going into

Really???? Perhaps it was my informative years reading Adrian Mole but I assumed boys start doing it as soon as they pick up a ruler

Ruler’s no good it has a bit at the end that’s not measuring so inaccurate. A sewing tape measure is best."

There speaks a guy that has. More than once.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok so I don’t have a cock but if I did I think the first thing I’d do is measure it hard. Given that this is a website geared towards sex, size is often discussed (size of boobs, ass etc) so it baffles me the number of men that tell me they’ve never measured!

Could it be so? Or are they feeding me a cock and bull story? (See what I did there?)

What they meant to say was, they’ve never measured it ACCURATELY (having always added on a few fictitious inches for good measure) "

Mine is accurate. I’m brutally honest about being distinctly average

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Nope, honestly never measured mine,doubt that I ever will, I just hope that it will fit in the hole it is going into

Really???? Perhaps it was my informative years reading Adrian Mole but I assumed boys start doing it as soon as they pick up a ruler

Ruler’s no good it has a bit at the end that’s not measuring so inaccurate. A sewing tape measure is best.

I feel a YouTube tutorial coming on

Errr "

Worth a watch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nope, honestly never measured mine,doubt that I ever will, I just hope that it will fit in the hole it is going into

Really???? Perhaps it was my informative years reading Adrian Mole but I assumed boys start doing it as soon as they pick up a ruler

That must be the reason, I never read Adrian Mole

Probably much worse than that I never masturbated before I lost my virginity either.

HAHAHA When did you lose your virginity? "

Not allowed to say on here. But I grew up on a farm, and worked in a riding school. So always knew how it worked and had access to lusty teenagers from an early age

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By *reeman76Man
over a year ago

oldbury

Mines big enough to fill a pram.

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon


"They're bullshitting.

Every guy has measured his dick at some point"

Nope.

Never felt the need to, I know roughly how big it is, and I've had positive comments about it, so I'm happy enough with that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I last measured my dick as a 16 yr old in the bath it was just short of 7 i have to assume with weight gane were and tear and age its shrunk a bit so i would happily estimate 6 to 6.5 im 39 yrs old so if im not comfortable with ghe size of my cock i never will be

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I did actually measure mine a few years ago, only because of all the couples on here that insist they will never meet a single guy under 12 inches.................i new straight away i was at least 2mm below there minimum requirement .......................

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I did actually measure mine a few years ago, only because of all the couples on here that insist they will never meet a single guy under 12 inches.................i new straight away i was at least 2mm below there minimum requirement ....................... "

Hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I bought a tailors tape measure purely for the sole purpose of measuring my cock.

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By *ug247Man
over a year ago

Near You

The question is of those that measured, is the claimed average of 6” hard right Or are they bigger.

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

I suspect 99% of men have measured it at some point.

How accurate that measurement is up for debate given the seemingly amazing claims of size compared to photos posted, even taking into account the skill and creative angles used to make dicks look bigger in pics, as well as the variety of travel sized deodorants and drinks cans used as comparisons.

Plus the few who start measuring at their arseholes...........

A

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

I can honestly say that I've never measured it! I've never needed to know the exact dimensions for anything so never bothered.

It's as big as it is, I've never had any issues or complaints (it's got a few moans though )

It's really not anything that can be changed so I just get on with what I've got!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Everyone must have. First thing I’d do if I had one!

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area


"Everyone must have. First thing I’d do if I had one! "

First thing I'd do if I had boobs like you Nora, would be to dip them in cream and lick it off... have you done that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never measured it hard, last thing I want to do is get a tape/ruler out, I'd probably lose an inch waiting to get going. I know mines plenty bigger than a phone which gives me a guide on inches

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Everyone must have. First thing I’d do if I had one!

First thing I'd do if I had boobs like you Nora, would be to dip them in cream and lick it off... have you done that?"

No. I don’t have a long enough neck unfortunately.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Everyone must have. First thing I’d do if I had one!

First thing I'd do if I had boobs like you Nora, would be to dip them in cream and lick it off... have you done that?

No. I don’t have a long enough neck unfortunately. "

In the spirit of cooperation, how about I lick the cream off your boobs, while you measure my cock?

Just trying to be helpful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Everyone must have. First thing I’d do if I had one!

First thing I'd do if I had boobs like you Nora, would be to dip them in cream and lick it off... have you done that?

No. I don’t have a long enough neck unfortunately.

In the spirit of cooperation, how about I lick the cream off your boobs, while you measure my cock?

Just trying to be helpful "

Haha. That made me laugh

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By *owhard007Man
over a year ago

leeds

Yep I've done it.

Evert man would have at sum point in there life's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Every guy has done it! I sometimes hang a brick from mine for a bit and do a before and after measurement

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Every guy has done it! I sometimes hang a brick from mine for a bit and do a before and after measurement "

If that worked, I’d be hanging breeze blocks to my nips

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can measuring mine with your mouth OP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You can measure mine with your mouth OP "
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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You can measuring mine with your mouth OP "

Nice manoeuvred my friend

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

I've measured mine but only using my thumb as a measure... sadly my thumb was bigger

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"They're bullshitting.

Every guy has measured his dick at some point"

Not true.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They're bullshitting.

Every guy has measured his dick at some point

Not true. "

Please don’t make me measure your cock again!

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

A while back there was a certain fabster who offered a 'weights and measures' service at club socials.

She carried her own tape measure and left veri's to confirm dimensions.

Definitely filled a gap in the market.

A

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A while back there was a certain fabster who offered a 'weights and measures' service at club socials.

She carried her own tape measure and left veri's to confirm dimensions.

Definitely filled a gap in the market.

A "

That’s a great idea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ve done both length and girth. 6 2/16” length 5 1/4” girth"

That extra 2/16th of an inch makes all the difference,an 8th of an inch

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By *l6789Man
over a year ago

croydon

We all have, curiosity gets the better of us

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"A while back there was a certain fabster who offered a 'weights and measures' service at club socials.

She carried her own tape measure and left veri's to confirm dimensions.

Definitely filled a gap in the market.

A

That’s a great idea "

It was quite entertaining seeing guys with exaggerated claims try and avoid her all night and make excuses. I suspect there may have been a fair few unpublished veris floating about that year.

A

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I tried, but I could never find a ruler long enough

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By *l6789Man
over a year ago

croydon


"I tried, but I could never find a ruler long enough"

I have a metre long ruler for just this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have never measured mine and never had to measure it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never felt the need to measure it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok so I don’t have a cock but if I did I think the first thing I’d do is measure it hard. Given that this is a website geared towards sex, size is often discussed (size of boobs, ass etc) so it baffles me the number of men that tell me they’ve never measured!

Could it be so? Or are they feeding me a cock and bull story? (See what I did there?) "

Only ones with small ones measure it! 5.9 inches by the way!!!

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"They're bullshitting.

Every guy has measured his dick at some point

Not true.

Please don’t make me measure your cock again! "

At least warm your fucking hands up next time.

Cunt.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They're bullshitting.

Every guy has measured his dick at some point

Not true.

Please don’t make me measure your cock again!

At least warm your fucking hands up next time.

Cunt.

"

Due to cold hands I allowed 4mm shrinkage either side.

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"They're bullshitting.

Every guy has measured his dick at some point

Not true.

Please don’t make me measure your cock again!

At least warm your fucking hands up next time.

Cunt.

Due to cold hands I allowed 4mm shrinkage either side."

That doesn't leave me a lot.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok so I don’t have a cock but if I did I think the first thing I’d do is measure it hard. Given that this is a website geared towards sex, size is often discussed (size of boobs, ass etc) so it baffles me the number of men that tell me they’ve never measured!

Could it be so? Or are they feeding me a cock and bull story? (See what I did there?) "

Sounds like a load of bollocks to me. Having said that, those i've never tried to measure, i wouldn't even know how. Do you dip them in a beaker of water and measure displacement or measure circumferance? Such a conundrum.

By the way, i won't say no if you want to volunteer OP.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would you measure Tom and Harry too?

Thank you, you're a great crowd, I'm here til Tuesday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think most men have measured and most have lied too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Every guy has measured his cock.

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By *good-being-badMan
over a year ago

mis-types and auto corrects leads cock leeds

I've never measured, not once not ever unless there are measuring lines on the inside of a ladies mouth and throat.

What's the old joke

What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball...

Gagged.

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"I've never measured, not once not ever unless there are measuring lines on the inside of a ladies mouth and throat.

What's the old joke

What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball...

Gagged."

So that's a wild guess at 11" then...

A

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By *good-being-badMan
over a year ago

mis-types and auto corrects leads cock leeds


"I've never measured, not once not ever unless there are measuring lines on the inside of a ladies mouth and throat.

What's the old joke

What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball...

Gagged.

So that's a wild guess at 11" then...

A"

Nope it's the statement that I'm small compared to others in the compulsive liars club that should give the clue away.

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"Every guy has measured his cock. "

Not correct.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Every guy has measured his cock.

Not correct."

Prove it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Op, whether we measure it or not isn’t the point, it’s what the outcome makes us think that matters.

Some will care, some won’t.

Some will worry it’s too small, some will lie that it’s bigger.

It’s all very odd and nothing defines a man from his cock....

However, mines massive.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Iv measured mine and also had a few lasses wanting to measure it as well for some reason. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let's measure it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Let's measure it "

I got 12 and half inches (I beat my personal best) what size is yours?

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"Every guy has measured his cock.

Not correct.

Prove it! "

*hands over a sworn statement

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never measured mine and I’m not lying so disproved that theory I kno it feels good in you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Let's measure it

I got 12 and half inches (I beat my personal best) what size is yours? "

You beat from 6 inches !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Let's measure it

I got 12 and half inches (I beat my personal best) what size is yours?

You beat from 6 inches ! "

Life goals, right there.

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"Let's measure it

I got 12 and half inches (I beat my personal best) what size is yours? "

Subway?

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By *r P2000Man
over a year ago

nearby

Well all I'm going to say is I have a great tongue lol, all guys have measured at some point that's like saying if never wanked or watched porn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My penis is 3 sky remotes long iv just got huge hands

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

End of the day God gave you what he gave you so for everyone that likes go large they as many like medium and small for many reasons and scenario...

Personally not large etc never had complaints and tongue as back up lol lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Let's measure it

I got 12 and half inches (I beat my personal best) what size is yours?

Subway? "

Great idea, I should give it a pet name.

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"Let's measure it

I got 12 and half inches (I beat my personal best) what size is yours?

Subway?

Great idea, I should give it a pet name. "

Meatball surprise?

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area


"I tried, but I could never find a ruler long enough

I have a metre long ruler for just this"

I use the motor way 100M marker posts; best to do this at night so as not to offend or distract motorist and... don't forget your hi-viz best

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Avoid the ones who say they have never measured, means they can't afford to get sky

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

We're big fibbers where cock size is concerned but to be fair we can usually prove our claims with the use of mini cans, small tv remotes measuring from the belly button etc

Ps if I'm expected to give my c.ck size shouldn't women have a similar way of measuring their vagina ?

Obviously we have a proven system for breasts with bra sizes and even the cd system for nipple sizes but you never have a vagina size given ?

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok so I don’t have a cock but if I did I think the first thing I’d do is measure it hard. Given that this is a website geared towards sex, size is often discussed (size of boobs, ass etc) so it baffles me the number of men that tell me they’ve never measured!

Could it be so? Or are they feeding me a cock and bull story? (See what I did there?) "

They are lying to you, same as telling you they are interested in your intellect and personality not your tits and ass.

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By *ingle ex cuckMan
over a year ago

chester

I stopped measuring mine years ago after a woman compared giving me a blow job to her using a tooth pic .

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By *owdyboy 890Man
over a year ago

Country West

Have a fella each side measuring it and verify it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ve done both length and girth. 6 2/16” length 5 1/4” girth

That extra 2/16th of an inch makes all the difference,an 8th of an inch "

Too right your get an extra inch every 8 strokes. So that’s a whole 49” per fuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Unfortunately a lot of Guy's measure their Dick from their Arse Hole

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By *aige CoolTV/TS
over a year ago

north west

I have measured mine as i used to get asked alot but now i dont answ but its 9 inch and girth just over 5 .i do think size matters btw lol

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By *andare63Man
over a year ago

oldham

I’ve never had the heart to measure mine

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By *ackD9Man
over a year ago

shropshire

I think most guys have measured length, I know I have; never measured the girth though. I’m an average but luscious 6”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We're big fibbers where cock size is concerned but to be fair we can usually prove our claims with the use of mini cans, small tv remotes measuring from the belly button etc

Ps if I'm expected to give my c.ck size shouldn't women have a similar way of measuring their vagina ?

Obviously we have a proven system for breasts with bra sizes and even the cd system for nipple sizes but you never have a vagina size given ? "
could it be done with a traffic cone graduated in both inches and millimetres?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ok so I don’t have a cock but if I did I think the first thing I’d do is measure it hard. Given that this is a website geared towards sex, size is often discussed (size of boobs, ass etc) so it baffles me the number of men that tell me they’ve never measured!

Could it be so? Or are they feeding me a cock and bull story? (See what I did there?)

Sounds like a load of bollocks to me. Having said that, those i've never tried to measure, i wouldn't even know how. Do you dip them in a beaker of water and measure displacement or measure circumferance? Such a conundrum.

By the way, i won't say no if you want to volunteer OP. "

I’ll warm my tape measure and hands now!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Op, whether we measure it or not isn’t the point, it’s what the outcome makes us think that matters.

Some will care, some won’t.

Some will worry it’s too small, some will lie that it’s bigger.

It’s all very odd and nothing defines a man from his cock....

However, mines massive. "

Yea I don’t really care for VWE ones ... just figured I’d be curious to know. And if the pussy measuring system is developed, I’d do that too.

Hopefully I’m not too cavernous. That said I’ve lost a few young lads along the way

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By *imandher84Couple
over a year ago

Leeds

Genuinely never measured in my life. I am most happy with the penis i own but man alive too many are obsessed with there own and every body elses, i remember being a much younger man and my friends first girlfriend mentioned that whilst my mates were posturing about the size of there tackle i never did.. Anyway suffice to say she became obsessed with getting it people are odd haha.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Op, whether we measure it or not isn’t the point, it’s what the outcome makes us think that matters.

Some will care, some won’t.

Some will worry it’s too small, some will lie that it’s bigger.

It’s all very odd and nothing defines a man from his cock....

However, mines massive.

Yea I don’t really care for VWE ones ... just figured I’d be curious to know. And if the pussy measuring system is developed, I’d do that too.

Hopefully I’m not too cavernous. That said I’ve lost a few young lads along the way "

They went out the way they should. The poor, lucky souls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok so I don’t have a cock but if I did I think the first thing I’d do is measure it hard. Given that this is a website geared towards sex, size is often discussed (size of boobs, ass etc) so it baffles me the number of men that tell me they’ve never measured!

Could it be so? Or are they feeding me a cock and bull story? (See what I did there?) "

Remember after you've measured it you must multiply that number by your lucky number..add your favourite aunties age..then divide by your waist size

This gives your true cock size

Or just add 2" for quickness

2nd thing to do...

Helicopter it

Then measure your 'sleeping' size..

Sorted

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By *ancelot1633Man
over a year ago

weybridge

Mine is 12" long..... But I don't use it as a rule

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Op, whether we measure it or not isn’t the point, it’s what the outcome makes us think that matters.

Some will care, some won’t.

Some will worry it’s too small, some will lie that it’s bigger.

It’s all very odd and nothing defines a man from his cock....

However, mines massive.

Yea I don’t really care for VWE ones ... just figured I’d be curious to know. And if the pussy measuring system is developed, I’d do that too.

Hopefully I’m not too cavernous. That said I’ve lost a few young lads along the way

They went out the way they should. The poor, lucky souls "

Haha - death by vaginal suffocation!

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By *irkydirkyMan
over a year ago

wigan

Never ever measured mine, but if I had to give rough guess I’d say it’s about 8 3/16s inches, but that’s just really rough estimate

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By *good-being-badMan
over a year ago

mis-types and auto corrects leads cock leeds

Pussy measuring.. can of expanding foam leave to set and hey presto cubic capacity can be easily worked out. If it takes more than one can.. I'd gonna say you're cavernous.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Op, whether we measure it or not isn’t the point, it’s what the outcome makes us think that matters.

Some will care, some won’t.

Some will worry it’s too small, some will lie that it’s bigger.

It’s all very odd and nothing defines a man from his cock....

However, mines massive.

Yea I don’t really care for VWE ones ... just figured I’d be curious to know. And if the pussy measuring system is developed, I’d do that too.

Hopefully I’m not too cavernous. That said I’ve lost a few young lads along the way

They went out the way they should. The poor, lucky souls

Haha - death by vaginal suffocation! "

I was with a lady one night and she pulled my pants down the she wanted to measure it first turned out she had only been with smaller guys bless her

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Pussy measuring.. can of expanding foam leave to set and hey presto cubic capacity can be easily worked out. If it takes more than one can.. I'd gonna say you're cavernous."

Err thanks captain charming

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

TBH I never measured mine I am happy if one nice lady wants to do it

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By *ungfunfellaMan
over a year ago

Lincoln

They lie all lads have measured soft n hard all wanna know their size n how they compare

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They lie all lads have measured soft n hard all wanna know their size n how they compare "

Believe me I never did that

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By *good-being-badMan
over a year ago

mis-types and auto corrects leads cock leeds


"Pussy measuring.. can of expanding foam leave to set and hey presto cubic capacity can be easily worked out. If it takes more than one can.. I'd gonna say you're cavernous.

Err thanks captain charming "

You asked for a pussy measuring system and used the word cavernous(I think your phrase was lost some young lads) first. you suggested you'd try it as well.

Strange how some ladies react when it's their parts being talked about.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Pussy measuring.. can of expanding foam leave to set and hey presto cubic capacity can be easily worked out. If it takes more than one can.. I'd gonna say you're cavernous.

Err thanks captain charming

You asked for a pussy measuring system and used the word cavernous(I think your phrase was lost some young lads) first. you suggested you'd try it as well.

Strange how some ladies react when it's their parts being talked about."

Was a joke dude. Chill bro

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pfffft this thread cracked me up. Apparently I must be one of the liars because I have never measured mine. I am not obsessed with it and nor do I have any need to compare. The only time I compare things is on comparison websites.

I don't look at what everyone else is doing and I don't get the whole need for remote controls and beer cans. Must be some kind of fetish.

Women have told me they like mine, never had a problem and I am happy it works. That is all I need to know

For the record:

Everything is true in this post.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It was only a few years ago I bothered to grab the tape measure. It was in part curiosity but mainly because I'd been asked by a lady I fancied! I think she was concerned about 'fit' as I'm slightly more girthy than average!

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By *arrasicMan
over a year ago

birmingham

No point you can see if it's big or small or by the look on a girls face

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