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Geordie Love Poem

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Geordie Love Poem

O’course Ah love ya pet,

Yer a crackin top-notch bord.

An’ when ah say ya gorgeous,

... Ah mean every single word.

So ya arse is on the big side,

Ah divvint mind a bit of flab,

It means that when a'm ready

There's somethin there to grab.

So yer belly isn't flat nee mair,

Ah tell ye, ah don't care,

So long as when ah cuddle ye

Ah can get my arms roond there.

No tart who is your age

has nice roond perky breasts,

They just gave inta gravity,

But ah know ye did yer best.

I'm tellin' ye the truth now,

Ah never tell ye lies,

Ah think it's very sexy

That you've got dimples on yer thighs.

Ah swear on me nanna's grave now,

The moment that we met,

Ah thought ye was as good as

Ah was ivver ganna get,

Nee matter what ye look like,

Ah'll always love ye dear.

Now shut up while the Toon's on pet

And fetch another beer XXX.

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

brilliant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is there an English translation available?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

love it. am quite a fan of poems/dittys as people may have realised

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Applies ta Scottish women as well lol xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

thank you lacy top glad you liked it

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By *ugartitsandhimCouple
over a year ago

North West

Love it !!!!!!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I actually read that in a geordie accent on my head

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

well done naughty

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple
over a year ago

hexham

"Geordie Love Poem

O’course Ah love ya pet,

Yer a crackin top-notch bord.

An’ when ah say ya gorgeous,

... Ah mean every single word.

So ya arse is on the big side,

Ah divvint mind a bit of flab,

It means that when a'm ready

There's somethin there to grab.

So yer belly isn't flat nee mair,

Ah tell ye, ah don't care,

So long as when ah cuddle ye

Ah can get my arms roond there.

No tart who is your age

has nice roond perky breasts,

They just gave inta gravity,

But ah know ye did yer best.

I'm tellin' ye the truth now,

Ah never tell ye lies,

Ah think it's very sexy

That you've got dimples on yer thighs.

Ah swear on me nanna's grave now,

The moment that we met,

Ah thought ye was as good as

Ah was ivver ganna get,

Nee matter what ye look like,

Ah'll always love ye dear.

Now shut up while the Toon's on pet

And fetch another beer XXX."

fab

not as fab as beating man u tho

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

brilliant

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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Love it !!!!!!!!!!!!"
thank you Bolton we aim to please

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