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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

My fingers are bloody freezing (and I’m indoors!).

What should I do to warm them up?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put them down the nearest persons top on there back normally safest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

warm water ....not hot water .........mug of coffee ?

sit on them ........put gloves on for ten mins

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My fingers are bloody freezing (and I’m indoors!).

What should I do to warm them up? "

Cold hands soft knob , that’s what they say don’t they ?

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Put them down the nearest persons top on there back normally safest "

Have you noticed that whenever one performs such an innocent act upon an unsuspecting person, they automatically go into full on raging self defence mode as though you’ve actually physically threatened their very life or something?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Put them down the nearest persons top on there back normally safest

Have you noticed that whenever one performs such an innocent act upon an unsuspecting person, they automatically go into full on raging self defence mode as though you’ve actually physically threatened their very life or something? "

i have its utterly fantastic to see the grrrrr

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"warm water ....not hot water .........mug of coffee ?

sit on them ........put gloves on for ten mins "

Apparently placing them under ones armpits or between the creases of one’s legs also helps (But feels highly shocking and unpleasant initially)

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"My fingers are bloody freezing (and I’m indoors!).

What should I do to warm them up?

Cold hands soft knob , that’s what they say don’t they ? "

Let me see if I can validate this saying; I’ll just slip my hand down here and fEEEEELLL(!!!) my penis; Yes, the saying is very much true I can report

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Put them down the nearest persons top on there back normally safest

Have you noticed that whenever one performs such an innocent act upon an unsuspecting person, they automatically go into full on raging self defence mode as though you’ve actually physically threatened their very life or something? i have its utterly fantastic to see the grrrrr "

For the perpetrator, it’s certainly a great way to train one’s ducking and dodging reflexes to

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By *tirluvMan
over a year ago

the right frame of mind -London

Slam a door on them

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By *andare63Man
over a year ago

oldham


"My fingers are bloody freezing (and I’m indoors!).

What should I do to warm them up? "

Put some credit on your gas card

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place


"My fingers are bloody freezing (and I’m indoors!).

What should I do to warm them up?

Cold hands soft knob , that’s what they say don’t they ? "

My hands are always warm

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"My fingers are bloody freezing (and I’m indoors!).

What should I do to warm them up? "

Gloves x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The under-boob area always seems warm - got any willing female friends with amble boobage?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have ample boobage to warm them up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Put them down the nearest persons top on there back normally safest

Have you noticed that whenever one performs such an innocent act upon an unsuspecting person, they automatically go into full on raging self defence mode as though you’ve actually physically threatened their very life or something? i have its utterly fantastic to see the grrrrr

For the perpetrator, it’s certainly a great way to train one’s ducking and dodging reflexes to "

and judo chops

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have ample boobage to warm them up "

You certainly appear abundantly qualified - how would you feel about renting out your under-boob area for general digit warming purposes?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have ample boobage to warm them up

You certainly appear abundantly qualified - how would you feel about renting out your under-boob area for general digit warming purposes?"

Nah. Not for general digit warming

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I’ve found that by sitting on them, they’ve warmed up rather nicely

Two problems have unfortunately developed as a by product of this ingenious technique however:

1) I now have cold buttocks, and

2) My hands are now completely numb

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"I’ve found that by sitting on them, they’ve warmed up rather nicely

Two problems have unfortunately developed as a by product of this ingenious technique however:

1) I now have cold buttocks, and

2) My hands are now completely numb

"

why are they so cold x

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"I’ve found that by sitting on them, they’ve warmed up rather nicely

Two problems have unfortunately developed as a by product of this ingenious technique however:

1) I now have cold buttocks, and

2) My hands are now completely numb

why are they so cold x"

I think my boiler is a bit dodgy

You know what this calls for? Yes, you’ve guessed it - time for my beloved halogen heater again

Have I mentioned previously the glory of these things? A bargain at under twenty pounds and they give off not only amazing warmth but a beautiful, relaxing glow to

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"I’ve found that by sitting on them, they’ve warmed up rather nicely

Two problems have unfortunately developed as a by product of this ingenious technique however:

1) I now have cold buttocks, and

2) My hands are now completely numb

why are they so cold x

I think my boiler is a bit dodgy

You know what this calls for? Yes, you’ve guessed it - time for my beloved halogen heater again

Have I mentioned previously the glory of these things? A bargain at under twenty pounds and they give off not only amazing warmth but a beautiful, relaxing glow to"

Yes you have get it out x

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