FabSwingers.com forum: tell me a joke I'm bored

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Bored so bored

Mrscxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What do you call a snowman with a six pack?

The abdominal snowman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Belinda Carlisle sings, 'We dream the same dream.' But I can't believe that every night Belinda Carlisle has a wet dream about Kylie Minogue? X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What did the beaver say to the Christmas Tree?

Nice gnawing you!

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By *wenyMan
over a year ago

rufford

Boss has to lay off Ann or jack.Ann walks in the office boss says I have a problem I have to lay you or jack off ??? You better jack off as I've a headache she says

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By *wenyMan
over a year ago

rufford

[Removed by poster at 13/12/18 08:06:33]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They say with Pringles: "once you pop, you can't stop". If that's the case, why do they have a re-sealable lid?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

if you eat a packet of tic tacs your farts will smell minty Your welcome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A man phones his wife from the hospital. He tells her about his accident at work, and that he lost a finger on the band saw.

She asks ,“The whole finger?”

“No, the one next to it.”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you're ever in Africa and come face to face with a lion, take one step sideways and then one step back.

Repeating this process lets you move obliquely away from the lion and prevents you from standing in your own shit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I went on Dragon's Den the other night & showed them my Dads shotgun. Peter Jones said "and what's your idea?

I replied "its simple, just put the money in the bag dick head!!".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was on a plane recently and the stewardess said that in the event of an accident i had to stick my head between my legs.

I couldn't help thinking, 'If I could do that I wouldn't be flying to Thailand in the first place'.

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By *wenyMan
over a year ago

rufford

Two newlyweds turn up at hotel and ask for the honeymoon suite the receptionist asks fo you have reservations the bride answers yes I wont take it up the arse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Want any more??!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Want any more??!!

I was going to say too many! Calm down lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Want any more??!!

I was going to say too many! Calm down lol "

I got thousands!! Don’t get me started!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

More please Tiny Ant, hilarious!!

lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" if you eat a packet of tic tacs your farts will smell minty Your welcome "
not much of a joke just a strange fact

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" if you eat a packet of tic tacs your farts will smell minty Your welcome "

Your not suppose to eat them through your arsehole. Mind due I talk through mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" if you eat a packet of tic tacs your farts will smell minty Your welcome

Your not suppose to eat them through your arsehole. Mind due I talk through mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 13/12/18 08:52:24]

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Cumbria

Strong and stable government with a great brexit plan..

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By *good-being-badMan
over a year ago

mis-types and auto corrects leads cock leeds

Mary had a little skirt,

With slits right up the sides,

And every time she crossed her legs,

The boys could see her thighs.

Mary had another skirt,

With a slit right up the front,

She never wore that one.

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

Why is Santa's sex life crap?

He only comes once a year and always down the chimney

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By *oseyoudownMan
over a year ago

Trouble! AGAIN! x

I used to be addicted to swimming but I’m very proud to say I’ve been dry for six years now x

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By *oseyoudownMan
over a year ago

Trouble! AGAIN! x

I was watching the London Marathon and saw one runner dressed as a chicken and another runner dressed as an egg. I thought: ‘This could be interesting’

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By *oseyoudownMan
over a year ago

Trouble! AGAIN! x

Whenever I see a man with a beard, moustache and glasses, I think, ‘There’s a man who has taken every precaution to avoid people doodling on photographs of him

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By *oseyoudownMan
over a year ago

Trouble! AGAIN! x

I like Jesus but he loves me, so it’s awkward

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By *oseyoudownMan
over a year ago

Trouble! AGAIN! x

I needed a password eight characters long so I picked SnowWhiteandtheSevenDwarves

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By *oseyoudownMan
over a year ago

Trouble! AGAIN! x

My cat is recovering from a massive stroke

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By *oseyoudownMan
over a year ago

Trouble! AGAIN! x

My ex-girlfriend would always ask me to text her when I got in. That’s how small my penis is.

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By *oseyoudownMan
over a year ago

Trouble! AGAIN! x

If you don’t know what Morris dancing is, imagine eight guys from the KKK got lost, ended up at gay pride and just tried to style it out

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By *illyjohnyCouple
over a year ago

brighton

"They say with Pringles: "once you pop, you can't stop". If that's the case, why do they have a re-sealable lid?"

that is a butt plug ?

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By *orksRockerMan
over a year ago

Bradford

Posted this before but it still makes me laugh... For all those fast show fans..

Two nuns cycling down a cobbled street and one says

"Ooo Ooo I've never come this way before" and the other one says

"I'm not surprised. There's road works and a diversion"

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By *oseyoudownMan
over a year ago

Trouble! AGAIN! x

I took out a loan to pay for an exorcism. If I don’t pay it back, I’m going to get repossessed

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By *orksRockerMan
over a year ago

Bradford

More of it..

"Simple Simon met a pieman

going to the fair.

Said Simple Simon to the pieman

'Have you got any falafel?' "

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By *oseyoudownMan
over a year ago

Trouble! AGAIN! x

I bought a few boxs of condoms earlier today. The cashier asked if I'd like a bag. I said "nah, I'll just turn the lights off

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By *oseyoudownMan
over a year ago

Trouble! AGAIN! x

What's the difference between a slut and a bitch? A slut will have sex with anyone, a bitch will have sex with anyone but you!

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By *oseyoudownMan
over a year ago

Trouble! AGAIN! x

I asked my wife what she wanted for Christmas. She told me "Nothing would make her happier than a diamond necklace" So I bought her nothing. Cheap as chips!

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By *oseyoudownMan
over a year ago

Trouble! AGAIN! x

My therapist told me that a great way to let go of your anger is to write letters to people you hate and then burn them. I did that and I feel much better but I'm wondering... do I keep the letters?

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By *oseyoudownMan
over a year ago

Trouble! AGAIN! x

eBay is so useless. I tried to look up lighters and all they had was 13,749 matches.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Snowman talking to another snowman .. can you smell carrots ?

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By *oseyoudownMan
over a year ago

Trouble! AGAIN! x

She's said she is looking for a man to take her breath away. Hopefully gagging counts!

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

Man in pub talking to his mate.

"I just don't understand my wife. All the popular Xmas presents these days start with an I. So I got one daughter an I- Phone, the other an I-Pad, and my wife an I-Ron. She went ballistic!"

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By *amelman7823Man
over a year ago

Ashbourne

I rang my boss this morning and said i wouldn't be at work today because i was sick

how sick are you he asked?

Im in bed with my sister, how sick is that !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How many grammar Nazis does it take to change a light bulb....too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I went on Dragon's Den the other night & showed them my Dads shotgun. Peter Jones said "and what's your idea?

I replied "its simple, just put the money in the bag dick head!!"."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How many grammar Nazis does it take to change a light bulb....too

Very brave, but probably wise that they went unlos as a precaution

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I start on this I'll be instantly banned on Fab

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